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 katbaloutoo
Joined: 7/25/2007
Msg: 6
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Loves may come and loves may go
And loves may peter out you know
Here's to you through thick or thin
Peter out or peter in.
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Here's to sin and here's to virtue,
A little bit of both won't hurt you,
A little virtue is enhancing,
A little sin can be entrancing,
Be good, my dear, but don't be haughty,
There's too much fun in being naughty.
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Here's to you my little duck.
You aren't much but you sure can... swim!
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Men soon tire of song and dances,
Whiskey, gin and cheap romances,
They want the finer things in life;
A little home, a charming wife,
But they find joy in new caresses—
So never lose the old addresses.
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Here's to the girl with eyes of brown
Whose proud spirit you cannot down,
And when she kisses, she kisses so sweet,
She makes things stand that don't have feet.
 TexanAZ
Joined: 8/26/2006
Msg: 9
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Posted: 4/4/2008 9:10:08 PM
^^Hmm Terdle...I think I know EXACTLY where you've heard THAT quote before.

Lecture by a local author, tiny dark haired woman perhaps...? Awesome! Another DG fan!
 iceaxe
Joined: 3/13/2008
Msg: 11
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Posted: 4/7/2008 6:19:22 PM
Here's to you, here's to me
May we never disagree,
But if we do
To Hell with you
Here's to me.
 iceaxe
Joined: 3/13/2008
Msg: 12
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Posted: 4/7/2008 6:20:33 PM
Here's to the camel
Who's sexual desire is greater than anyone thinks.
One night in a moment of sexual madness
It tried to make love to the Sphinx.
But the Sphinx's posterior opening
Was clogged with the sands of the Nile,
Which accounts for the hump on the camel
And the Sphinx's inscrutable smile.
 iceaxe
Joined: 3/13/2008
Msg: 13
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Posted: 4/7/2008 6:21:30 PM
Here's to the bee that stung the bull
That started the bull to bucking
Here's to Adam who ate the first apple
And started the world to... Eating apples !!!
 Realityissubjective
Joined: 9/24/2006
Msg: 14
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Posted: 4/7/2008 8:13:22 PM
Only one I have is:
To Us and those like Us... F@#k the all rest.
 iceaxe
Joined: 3/13/2008
Msg: 17
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Posted: 4/9/2008 10:36:30 AM
Everyone wants to talk about it
But seem content to do without it
but as for me
it's gotta be
twice a day, and please don't doubt it!
 iceaxe
Joined: 3/13/2008
Msg: 19
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Posted: 4/9/2008 8:42:08 PM
Your smile reveals similar hygiene
One of the prettiest I have ever seen
so I have to inquire
at risk of your ire
Have you ever brushed with pure protein?
 katbaloutoo
Joined: 7/25/2007
Msg: 20
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Posted: 4/10/2008 4:37:34 PM
Here's to marriage, the happy state of being that resembles a pair of scissors:
So joined that they cannot be separated,
often moving in the opposite direction,
yet still punishing anyone who comes between them.
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A toast!
To the two secrets of a long-lasting happy marriage/relationship:
Here's to good sense of humor --and a short memory!
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The world is happy and colorful,
And life itself is new.
And I am very grateful for
The friend I found in you.
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Man on top of woman hasn't long to stay.
One head is full of business the other is full of play.
He goes in like a lion and comes out like a lamb.
He buttons up his pants and doesn't give a damn.
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Here's to me in a somber mood,
When I ramble, sit, and think.
Here's to me in a livelier mood,
When I gamble, sin, and drink.
And when my days are over,
And from this world I pass,
I hope they bury me upside down,
So the world can kiss my a**!
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Cheers!
with a wink and a smile...
~ K
 dhubsith
Joined: 12/22/2005
Msg: 21
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Posted: 4/12/2008 8:35:51 PM
A certain young fellow named Hewitt
Had persuaded his lady to do it.
But as quick as a wink
When he pulled out his d*nk,
He suddenly sneezed, and he blew it.
 iceaxe
Joined: 3/13/2008
Msg: 23
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Posted: 4/16/2008 10:11:42 PM
I've drunk your health in company,
I've drunk your health alone.
I've drunk your health so many times,
I've darn near ruined my own!
Here's to me
 iceaxe
Joined: 3/13/2008
Msg: 24
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Posted: 4/16/2008 10:12:14 PM
A toast! To our wives, and our girlfriends...may they never meet.
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