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Joined: 9/19/2005
Msg: 1
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What are some funny headlines you all have seen? The only good ones I have seen are:
"I'm not a stalker"
"I put the seat down"
"My halo is in the shop"

Post some good ones...
Joined: 1/3/2008
Msg: 2
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Posted: 4/14/2008 7:55:59 AM
My all time fave...


(fyi... elderly woman whopped him upside the head with her umbrella, knocked him out cold)
Joined: 9/19/2005
Msg: 3
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Posted: 4/14/2008 2:30:26 PM
Nice, but I meant headlines on Plenty of Fish.
Joined: 2/7/2008
Msg: 4
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Posted: 4/14/2008 4:46:36 PM
(forumeow)......"WOMAN BEATS OFF RAPIST"

Nice, but I meant headlines on Plenty of Fish.

Ok - I don't care who ya are - that right thar wus funny!

I don't know that I've seen headlines that made me want to pee my pants before - but some of the profiles sure do. Too bad we're not allowed to name names.
Joined: 3/28/2008
Msg: 5
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Posted: 4/14/2008 7:56:50 PM
Mine simply stated that I'm a frog.
my fave outside POF is " 17 remain dead in morgue shooting spree."
As if they were going to get up and go have a smoke or something.
Joined: 3/18/2008
Msg: 6
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Posted: 4/16/2008 11:51:50 AM
I had a profile posted a while back where I had "does spoonin lead to forkin"
Joined: 5/13/2006
Msg: 7
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Posted: 4/16/2008 3:56:53 PM
"Insanity in a Spray Bottle"
"My Penis has a Mullet"
"Couch potato ending relationship with tv"
"Here, because I'm not all there "
Joined: 3/26/2008
Msg: 8
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Posted: 4/16/2008 8:00:30 PM

my fave outside POF is " 17 remain dead in morgue shooting spree."

I think I seen that somewhere actually... hilarity.
 Fun FL girl
Joined: 8/4/2007
Msg: 9
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Posted: 4/17/2008 6:42:27 AM
Funniest headline I have ever seen, shows this: no words, he was being by 400 plus girls
Joined: 3/12/2008
Msg: 10
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Posted: 4/22/2008 8:08:01 PM
I got a laugh out the one ..."Last Time On Here"... like it was the beginning of a soap opera or something.
 F*uck Head
Joined: 8/26/2008
Msg: 11
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Posted: 11/6/2008 5:48:21 PM
I have to say mine is pretty good
Joined: 8/19/2008
Msg: 12
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Posted: 11/6/2008 11:07:00 PM
I have this thing I do, to news headlines, article headlines, profile headlines, whatever. If it's seven syllables long, I'll sing it to myself in the tune of "Camptown Races".

"I'm looking for Mister Right", doo-dah, doo-dah,
"Tired of the games men play", oh-bah-doo-dah-day

Try it. It's fun if you're easily amused, and what's so great about being hard to amuse?
Joined: 9/19/2011
Msg: 13
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Posted: 10/1/2011 4:14:04 PM
Joined: 9/26/2011
Msg: 14
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Posted: 10/8/2011 6:47:47 PM
Wittier and Sexier than Your Ex
Schizo and We Are Both Ok
Joined: 9/27/2011
Msg: 15
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Posted: 10/9/2011 8:28:51 PM
we're trust fund babies
Joined: 11/8/2011
Msg: 16
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Posted: 1/14/2012 1:54:40 PM
One I had for a while (that i thought was funny, guys notsomuch) was,
ur skinny g/f turns in2 ur fat wife

So why not just cut to the chase and try a fatty out? muahaha

(skinny wives out there, don't get mad, it's a joke!)
Joined: 11/8/2011
Msg: 17
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Posted: 1/14/2012 8:48:51 PM

After seeing so many "If anyone asks, we met at X..." headlines, I decided to add my own little spin to it... "If anyone asks we met at an orgy"

you flatterer you!

Best: Click here to download boyfriend
Joined: 8/23/2011
Msg: 18
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Posted: 1/15/2012 5:06:43 PM
Mine currently says
"The Guy below me is a Sex Offender"

It looks funny when you see me in the search results.
Joined: 12/30/2011
Msg: 19
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Posted: 2/6/2012 2:03:03 PM
These are all REAL headlines that I saw today:
"Looking for my prize trout, not the usual carp"
-Funny, clever... I give it a

"Don't be a dumbass"
-Straight to the point... I give it a

"hey good head here"

"Looking for my missing link"
-Hmmm.... Scientists have been looking for the "missing link" and still haven't found him...

-Let me count the ways...

"Go ahead, change my mind!"
-A bit surly, but intriguing... I like a challenge...

"Need a Date, not a nut..."
-OK, but no hook

"No ugly people"
-Well, obviously the author fancies herself not one of the "ugly people."
Joined: 12/30/2011
Msg: 20
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Posted: 2/6/2012 2:04:50 PM
Oh wait... I just got the "I need a date and not a nut". Verry funny. I change that to a
Joined: 1/28/2012
Msg: 21
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Posted: 2/7/2012 4:00:04 PM
Yes but:
Sometimes You Feel Like A Nut... Sometimes You Don't!!!!!!!
Joined: 12/30/2011
Msg: 22
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Posted: 2/8/2012 11:08:05 AM
LOL... I don't know how many people even remember that slogan (I can't help finishing the commercial in my head!), but I could see that as a headline that someone might actually use....
Joined: 5/12/2011
Msg: 23
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Posted: 2/8/2012 6:09:49 PM
I think mine's funny... but to get the humor in it, someone may need to look at my profile and do a little reading. ^_^
Joined: 1/8/2012
Msg: 24
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Posted: 2/9/2012 8:02:47 AM
"Talk nerdy to me"

"The Fire Truck" What?!?!?

"One time at pond camp..."

"Something?" again What??!?! lol

"Nap time"

"Available while quantities last"

"Do you really want to hurt me?"

"I type fast"

"Professional School Student"

"Yahhh buddy!"

"Smooth operator"

"Lookinh for the normal girl" spelling mistake is original

My goodness, what type of guys live around me?!?! lol...those are pathetic! No lie, these are all real!

I like mine best
Joined: 12/30/2011
Msg: 25
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Posted: 2/9/2012 9:27:57 AM
Yeah, your's is definitely...original.
Pretty funny profile too...
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