| | Things not to bring on a first datePage 1 of 8 (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8) | What are some things that you might want to reconsider bringing on a first date, I'll get the ball rollin.
1) a book to read in case you get bored.
2) your parole officer
3) spouse
4) your pet python
5) bus pass for your date
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| Things not to bring on a first date
Posted: 9/2/2005 9:19:25 PM | 1) Your appendix that you saved and had put in a jar after your surgery.
2) Your spider or bug collection
3) a lunch box filled with peanut butter and jelly sandwiches
4) a video camera/webcam
5) It may be possibly frowned upon if you try to pick up your date while riding your new shiny tandem bicycle. | |
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j-roc
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| Things not to bring on a first date
Posted: 9/2/2005 11:57:06 PM | A stack of notecards filled with "conversation starters"
Your PSP, just incase it's boring
The pants without your wallet
A chainsaw
Your book on "how to impress your date"
Your other date
weird medicinal cream (unless you'll die without it)
Your pet
An empty potato sack/trash bag
A hobo
Your stamp collection
Robocop (although I would, cause that'd be freakin sweet to have Robocop follow me around)
You copy of "Anarchist's Cookbook"
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Posted: 9/3/2005 1:25:45 PM | 1) mood ring
2) a "most wanted " poster with your picture on it.
3) a photo album that contain pictures of all of your past "significant others"
4) bed pan
5) a tooth brush
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| Things not to bring on a first date
Posted: 9/4/2005 6:01:36 PM | Your parents and grandparents and bother and siter in-law and twin nieces.....i know!!! its happen to me before....my 1st date with this guy, about 2 years ago, and we chose my fav place to eat, well when we were seated they seated ur right next to just about my enire family...i was like "ok, i can deal with this" and the whole time my twin nieces were sceaming my nic name (that only my nieces and nefews call me by)....BOO-BOO!!!....they were soooo loud and my grandparents were coming over and introducing themselves and telling embaressing stories of "when i was little". at the end of the night when he went in for a kiss he asked me if i needed my family present for that too, jokingly of coarse....but by that time the date was way passed over for me.....  | |
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| Things not to bring on a first date
Posted: 9/4/2005 11:10:02 PM | | voyeur photos you took of her in the shower just to show her what a good photographer you are.you know live and learn. | |
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| Things not to bring on a first date
Posted: 9/5/2005 1:33:33 AM | a camera crew
Honestly... these dating shows that have a four person camera crew running after a couple (or sometimes people competing to become a couple). Do people act natural in front of the camera? NOOO! They show off! Yeesh.
I'll never go on Blind Date again. | |
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| Things not to bring on a first date
Posted: 9/5/2005 1:54:29 AM | Anything embarrasing that may fall out of your glovebox if your date decides to open it to look for a napkin,map,tissues,etc.
1.Court papers... you have 24 hours from the time of your release to register as a level 3 sex offender.
2. That nasty pix of the hottie from your favorite porn site.
3. How many unpaid parking tickets are there here?
4. Your crackpipe (oops!)
5. 1000 empty script bottles
6. Burger king receipts
7.Feminine products
8. ky jelly tube
9. opened ketchup packets
10. Why did you decide to put the UZI in there,anyways?
11. The trophy finger from your latest victim.
12. Dirty undies.
13. dirty tighty whities with skid marks.
14. Your g-string panties...dirty or clean
15. oops. the vibrator really didn't mean to roll out when you opened that!
16. your entire rolled penny collection
17. Those big chains and necklaces that your were wearing last week and now they have turned green in your glve compartment, including the one that you told your date you would give her/him thats supposed to be 18k gold!
18. Paystubs for the last 3 months. " You didn't tell me that you had another job. I thought lawyers didn't need to work 2 jobs!"
19. Your 8-track collection.
20. Handcuffs,ball gags,or leashes. | |
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| Things not to bring on a first date
Posted: 9/5/2005 4:58:56 AM | Bottle of chloroform just in case she isn't in the mood. (Thats bad)
Year book from Millhaven Institution
Pics of roommate from Millhaven Institution
Appointment card for your next shock treatment
Appointment card for Methadone Clinic
Used needles
New needles
Plywood so dates feet don't go through your floorboards.
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| Things not to bring on a first date
Posted: 9/5/2005 5:54:43 AM | | I can't believe you guys missed the most important of all. CELL PHONES, pagers and other electronic devices! LEAVE THEM HOME. If a woman ever took cell phone calls while we were out for dinner on a date I would walk out. I'm serious. If your life is that busy that your mom or your best friend can't leave a message while you're out for the evening, then you shouldn't be really dating at all. The time for a cell phone is NOT when you're on a date. Those women who want a serious, sensible relationship and more than a one night stand would do well to take heed to this advise. | |
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| Things not to bring on a first date
Posted: 9/5/2005 6:14:39 AM | | Amen CT! Was out with a guy who, just during the course of dinner, no only took 3 calls on his cell.. but walked outside to talk and was gone 15 minutes at a time. Unless you're a doctor or someone will seriously DIE if you don't get the call... Leave them off or at home. | |
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| Things not to bring on a first date
Posted: 9/5/2005 6:21:14 AM | | Thanks norolim. My ex was pretty good about that. She knew I hated cell phones and I NEVER saw her phone even once. One time she had to place a call when we had a change of plans that affected someone else. So she gracefully excused herself for like 2 minutes to go and take care of it. Turns out her phone didn't work and she ended up using a pay phone anyway. But that happened ONCE and for a good reason. I do realize that people think they look cool when they are ALWAYS on their cell phone when in public. I just think they look stupid and have fallen prey to mass marketing by cell phone companies. I have a phone at home, one phone line that's it, and I simply check messages when my company is gone. | |
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| Things not to bring on a first date
Posted: 9/5/2005 11:51:00 AM | Your love doll named bob
ex b/f's high school ring your still wearing
the voices in your head that you argue with frequently
bubble gum
nitting needles and yarn | |
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| Things not to bring on a first date
Posted: 9/5/2005 1:01:55 PM | | okay, well I am NOT going to leave my cell phone at home (bad idea for being on a blind date with no cell phone) I don't leave it turned on. I either put it on silent or turn it off. | |
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