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 Fierce Fish
Joined: 11/13/2008
Msg: 3 (view)
Training as a body piercer
Posted: 9/17/2009 4:51:22 AM

I have been looking for courses in Scotland but can't seem to find any, I have also asked a local piercer how to go about it and he said practice on friends or learn with him, but since my plan is to be the competition, I don't feel comfertable doing that, plus the practice on friends thing didn't sit right with me, give that advice to someone with no knowlege of anatomy and things could turn out very badly indeed.

Are there any piercers that can tel l me how they trained?

Does anyone have any advice on how to go about getting trained?

Invite your friends over for a bit of a bit of free pain...
 Fierce Fish
Joined: 11/13/2008
Msg: 96 (view)
Paedophile bashing...
Posted: 6/6/2009 7:38:33 AM

her stance was that he had served his time and as the attcker had nothing really to do with the abused girls, he had no right to be getting involved and attacking anyone..

my stance was...tough luck....he deserves everything he get's...

where do you stand on the rights and wrongs of vigilantism?


 Fierce Fish
Joined: 11/13/2008
Msg: 28 (view)
Big Brother 10.....2009.......
Posted: 6/6/2009 7:36:34 AM
The tiny bank assistant contestant (is that rhyme or what?) gave me some nightmares last nite.
She reminds me of a little pixie i saw in Stanley Park a while back.

I like that Russian boxer fella, the little boy from America and the Indian guy with great sense of humor (i don't think he knows that he has great sense of humor) this one reminds me of *Mumbai Calling

Edit: What about that desperate Oirish chick? Tut tut tut
 Fierce Fish
Joined: 11/13/2008
Msg: 13 (view)
Trust & Honesty Do You Agree
Posted: 6/6/2009 7:30:15 AM
Enough with this right or wrong trust issue sh*t.

You can definitely find what you are looking for by believing in yourself first. Trust yourself that you can find whatever it is you is looking for.

Too busy worry-ing about who to trust yadda yadda yadda.. You'd miss the bloody train.

Happy fishing FFS.
 Fierce Fish
Joined: 11/13/2008
Msg: 15 (view)
When theres a bereavement
Posted: 6/4/2009 9:59:19 AM
If this blind closing means dead person is about to be burried then my next door neighbours have been very busy lately..

I haven't seen their mother for awhile.. and their dog..

(Ohh! Scary thought. WhoDunIt?)
 Mana Mana
Joined: 11/13/2008
Msg: 35 (view)
people's opinions
Posted: 6/4/2009 3:45:04 AM
Pfffft... What i don't understand is why you let things get to you in the first place?
Is this place your life? If that is the case.. you need to get out more. I can see some of you are here in the morning noon afternoon evening bloody 24/7 ! Sad.

In my opinion everyone has an opinion.. they are entitled to have one or twenty! But if i want your opinion i'd give you it. Lol

Bollocks someone nicked my pictures!
 Mana Mana
Joined: 11/13/2008
Msg: 25 (view)
Hello From a Newbie
Posted: 6/1/2009 3:48:48 PM
Assallamualaikum Richardo from Kent..

Apa kabar? Berembe entan jarin? Como esta? Bleurgh bleurgh bleeeerg? How are you? Ca va? How arrrrr yah?

Richardo we will put you right when you do something wrong around here..

FVCK BOLLOCKS SH*T W@NK! (Noo not you Richardo darlin')
Double postings..
 Mana Mana
Joined: 11/13/2008
Msg: 24 (view)
Hello From a Newbie
Posted: 6/1/2009 3:48:37 PM
Assallamualaikum Richardo from Kent..

Apa kabar? Berembe entan jarin? Como esta? Bleurgh bleurgh bleeeerg? How are you? Ca va? How arrrrr yah?

Richardo we will put you right when you do something wrong around here..
 Mana Mana
Joined: 11/13/2008
Msg: 67 (view)
have you ever been on the telly??
Posted: 6/1/2009 5:52:24 AM

I was on the tele this morning. Had my breakfast on top of it looking out of my window watching people (people watching?
An and hour ago Again i was on the tele this time just my feet on top of it.
 Mana Mana
Joined: 11/13/2008
Msg: 41 (view)
Are you a snob about anything?
Posted: 5/31/2009 3:29:12 PM

I drink green tea in the morning (it has to be the cheap crap sh*t from Asda) Tetley tea during the day, my own piss before bed.

I shop everywhere, Tesco, Aldi, Lidl, Asda, B&M Bargain, Bargain store, if i were a drunker drinker i'd go to Bargain Booze an all.

Did i tell you i drink my own piss before bed time?

 Mana Mana
Joined: 11/13/2008
Msg: 17 (view)
Advice on dating/ chatting up
Posted: 5/31/2009 3:22:57 PM

Hey Mana Mana, you think thats bad lol, you should have seen it before i changed it, now that was self pity and oh love me love me blah blah blah, but what i have written now for my profile is not self pity, its factually but i do thank you for your input and maybe in the future i will change that part of my profile, but for now it stays.

It is self pity.

If not then its an attention seeking.

Gowaaaaan do yourself a favour.. delete your yadda yadda yadda about your ex. (We don't want to know, Really.)
 Mana Mana
Joined: 11/13/2008
Msg: 12 (view)
Advice on dating/ chatting up
Posted: 5/31/2009 3:06:12 PM
My name is Paul and i have recently featured on the recieving end of a break up due to my cheating girl, but hey, thats enough of that, iv been down and out but now im back and im looking to live my life to the best of my potential, admitadly im not looking for anything serious just yet, maybe a few new friends, a few dates, just a bit of light hearted fun.

I was reading your profile and i thought.. You have been hurt yadda yadda yadda... So what? So bloody what?

Self-pity is not attractive.
 Mana Mana
Joined: 11/13/2008
Msg: 19 (view)
Help needed: English grammar issue
Posted: 5/31/2009 2:42:48 PM
The lights _______________ today. (Past Simple or Present Perfect, switch on)
The lights WERE switched on today.
The lights HAVE BEEN switched on today.
Please tell me which version is correct here and why. Thanks in advance!

Bugger! Bugger bugger bugger.. The lights were swiched on today.

And bugger bugger bugger who switched the lights today on? Was it Mr Bugger?

*ow my head is hurting my skull.
 Mana Mana
Joined: 11/13/2008
Msg: 15 (view)
POF Polls !!
Posted: 5/28/2009 7:20:43 AM

Since all the political parties have now been seen to be involved in the expenses scandal have you changed your mind which party you will now be opting for?

I thought our own POF Poll would give us a taster in what to expect come the elections.

I'll vote for the BNP.

All my Asian friends are going to vote for the BNP aswell. We love the BNP and bugger bollocks to other political parties. The BNP is the answer to everything.

 Mana Mana
Joined: 11/13/2008
Msg: 20 (view)
How do you share the cost?
Posted: 5/28/2009 6:52:26 AM

Lol sounds very dodgy as you aint said wheres shes from. I would give her a lift to immigration just to be safe lmfao you have been with your bf for quite a while so be carefull when you drop her off at immigration as she might report for claiming to be a lone parent lmao


I don't understand this bloody bollocks sh*t idiotic comment at all.

What the bloody immigration has got to do with the original question/ice lollies??? FFS.

I can not see that this girl asked for a lift to anywhere. She was more or less were invited by the OP.

 Mana Mana
Joined: 11/13/2008
Msg: 10 (view)
How do you share the cost?
Posted: 5/28/2009 5:56:16 AM
I don't think she relies on you. You put yourself on the spot in the first place.

You don't like the way she is but you invited her to your picnic?

If i was to do something kind for somebody, i'd expect something in return and i would make sure that they bloody know it. I won't b'itch about them behind their backs.

Tell the stupid blind free loader bloody b'itch what you want her to do.. Bloody pay for the bloody petrol. Buy your son some ice lollies. Make some bloody b'astards cake /food bring some drinks for the bloody b'astard picnic or bloody bugger off! Be done with it.
B'itch her right infront of her face.

 Mana Mana
Joined: 11/13/2008
Msg: 34 (view)
I'm a non-smoker.... so why's there a fag in me hand?
Posted: 5/28/2009 2:51:34 AM
I am an ex-smoker too. Gave up a year ago.

I tried nicotine patches they did not work (bloody thing gave me bloody bollocks awful dreams!) then i tried Champix. Within 8 days i stopped. And thats it no more ciggy.

Keep on trying OP and good luck!

So what's your weakness?

 Mana Mana
Joined: 11/13/2008
Msg: 194 (view)
what gets you so annoyed?!!!
Posted: 5/27/2009 8:07:12 AM
Susan bloody Boyle!!! I admit she a good singer. Not the bloody greatest FFS! Bloody hell.. the world think she is a bloody princess greatest or something (Princess Nutter? The Great Princess Nutter?)

Amanda one of the judges of BGT show. That woman has no mind of her own! So bloody annoying. She is a fake crier with her jumbled (that is a word right?) up big words.

vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv ANY YOU IS SINGLE AS WELL, NO YES NO YES NO? YES?
 Mana Mana
Joined: 11/13/2008
Msg: 25 (view)
Are conditions like ADHD an excuse for parents who have naughty kids?
Posted: 5/27/2009 6:10:49 AM


I imagine that you know full well thats not quite how I meant thing..but you cleary twist my words if it amuses you to do so.

If you were drowning then not being able to swim would be a distinct disability at the time!

I know, I've been there.

Its a dog eat dog world, isnt it?

As for mental illnesses, I believe Mind now think that 1 in 3 are affected at some point so its nothing to be ashamed of at all.

This sounds like an excuse (another excuse?) to be put on the welfare system either now or in future.
 Mana Mana
Joined: 11/13/2008
Msg: 17 (view)
Are conditions like ADHD an excuse for parents who have naughty kids?
Posted: 5/27/2009 4:39:03 AM
I agree that ADHD is just an excuse.

Surely ADHD must be a mental illness!

Ooof.. I don't agree with that.

When people don't do what others are capable with there bodies its called a disability.

Like swimming?
Some people can swim some people can't.. So those who can not swim are disabled??

When they dont do the same mentally, surely its a mental illness?

We all have different mentality each and every single one of us.. It is very very rare than two people have the same exact mentality with each other.. does that mean we are all mental? (Nutters?)
 Mana Mana
Joined: 11/13/2008
Msg: 7 (view)
Profile themes
Posted: 5/26/2009 3:16:03 PM

Just went to edit my profile and noticed the profile themes.
Anyone got one yet? Did you go for one that suits your personality or the one you think prettiest?
I can't decide which one suits me best!

I can't decide which one suits my skin colour!!!

Should i ask the person below me above me the next poster yadda yadda yadda to give me some help?? Should i write a new thread about it?
 Mana Mana
Joined: 11/13/2008
Msg: 123 (view)
the poet in you
Posted: 5/25/2009 3:07:08 PM
Whats that you say?
Lilly Allen yeah? No but yeah but no but yeah no? Yeah?

Bismillah yo man!
Whats that you say man? Yeah but no but yeah man

Insya 'Allah yeah?
Whats that you say man? Yeah but no but yeah but no yaaaah..

 Mana Mana
Joined: 11/13/2008
Msg: 23 (view)
For one more day
Posted: 5/25/2009 9:45:29 AM

If you got one more day to meet/have a conversation with them, would you do it and what would you want to say or ask them?

Nope. I am not one who like to beat self up with a sticky stick.

one more chance to make up for the time when you thought they would be here forever.

OMG.. Why so miserable and so bloody sad?

Stop thinking about the impossible (immposible?) Be happy.
 Mana Mana
Joined: 11/13/2008
Msg: 15 (view)
Have you ever tried to learn a foreign language...
Posted: 5/25/2009 4:16:33 AM
I am trying to speak and write English properlely.

It is rather difficult when you see some people who are English can't write properlely in their own language.. somedays i thought why bother? But i am learning everyday.

PS: I can speak a few different languanges.. Bahasa Indonesia, Balinese, Java, Sasak, Sumatran, Aceh, Borneo, Pontianak, a bit of Filipino, A little bit of Thailandian (Thailandian?) Ooo.. i can do mean Australian accent.

vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv Fanks!
 Mana Mana
Joined: 11/13/2008
Msg: 28 (view)
Is 12 Rolls Natural ?
Posted: 5/24/2009 3:22:19 PM

I brought a 12 roll pack of asda smart price toilet rolls in asda for £1.17 in Nov last year so about 6 months a go and still have 2 rolls left . Is this natural ?

12 rolls for £1.17??!?!?!?????
Blooooooooody hell... Did your eyes water everytime you used this toilet paper??

Definitely Not.
 Mana Mana
Joined: 11/13/2008
Msg: 21 (view)
Is that really me? need a bit of help...
Posted: 5/24/2009 2:56:55 PM

Mana Mana, I do believe him and I as he is in london, he is in a scary place for a single guy.. been there and failed.. cut him some slack and rather that picking holes in his profile, welcome him to the group! ?????


Bleurrrrgh.. Not in "my group" thanks.


 Mana Mana
Joined: 11/13/2008
Msg: 83 (view)
This site is only hurtful?
Posted: 5/24/2009 2:51:06 PM

Read Deleted
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Unread Deleted
Unread Deleted
Unread Deleted
Unread Deleted

Asides from the awful business of knowing that somebody has not even bothered to open your mail, you also get to know that somebody read your mail and thought you were not worth replying to.

Then there's the 'added to favorites' counter which is visible to everybody. Great, so I'm in competition with between 10-250 other men. I do like a visible counter to let me know how unappealing I am!

Bloody hell.. Yadda yadda yadda yadda!!!

Get over it!!!!!

vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv Bloody hell.
 Mana Mana
Joined: 11/13/2008
Msg: 8 (view)
Why do we fancy men in uniforms????
Posted: 5/24/2009 8:25:00 AM
What is it about a man in uniform that has us ladies all weak at the knees????

Pfffffft. I used to run outside with glee as soon as i heard a fire engine about to past my house..
Not anymore... They have let themselves go. They are getting fatter and fatter.. And most of them are so old grey and leathery..
 Mana Mana
Joined: 11/13/2008
Msg: 4 (view)
people who have lots of children on state benefits
Posted: 5/23/2009 3:48:52 AM
Personally i don't really care.. if these women were to have babies with their brothers or their uncles or even their father to get more money (state benefits) I don't care. They can do what they like.

One thing for sure OP You can not educate bloody pork.

Sure why should we bloody pay? And beggar is a beggar is a beggar. Simples.

Castrating pork is a pretty simple process though..........

Ooof... if i say human rights?
This bunch of beggars /pork know the system very well..
 Mana Mana
Joined: 11/13/2008
Msg: 17 (view)
Is that really me? need a bit of help...
Posted: 5/23/2009 3:39:58 AM
Romeo.. you is coming to here to lookey for attention no yes no yes?? No?

Your music tasting are too many to read.. As if you are here just to showing off what you are know?

What I'm looking for:
Open to different things but mostly, a girlfriend, someone that can be my best friend and my best lover at the same time, open minded, very honest and with sense of humour as a friend and passionate as a lover.

You are asking too much. And you are not joking about it?

I'm not interested on long term chatting, I'm here to meet people in the real world, and not interested on people that are to busy to build up a normal relationship either.

You are here to meet people in the real world? whatchu meaning by that?
A couple of messages then meet up make babies and get married no..? Yes?

For someone who says he no speaks good English.. you write very well.
I don't believe it. Not one bit.
 Mana Mana
Joined: 11/13/2008
Msg: 35 (view)
Suitable songs to drown out the neighbours shagging
Posted: 5/21/2009 9:42:25 AM
Well, she wore big knickers,
And she worked on t' sewage farm,
I got me 'and down 'er jeans an'
I nearly lost half me arm.
But after ten pints,
Looked quite fit,
Couldn't wait to get me hands
On her flabby tits.
Sweatty Betty, Sweatty Betty,
So I said slap that and ride the ripples,
I've just got to get me gob
'Round her greasy nipples.
She had a massive arse
And sweatty breasts,
Thirty eight inch,
She were a mound of flesh.
Sweatty Betty, she eats a lot of pies,
Sweatty Betty, she's got enormous thighs,
Sweatty Betty, have you smelt her breath,
Sweatty Betty, she'll crush a man to death.
And I knew that she wanted me fer shag 'er,
So I stabbed 'er cvnt with me mutton dagger,
I couldn't believe the spots on her bum,
She used to play for Wigan at the back of the scrum.
Sweatty Betty, Sweatty Betty, Sweatty Betty, Sweatty Betty.
'An I've seen real Maccicians gerroff 'ome
But you know me, I'll shag endless buer.
Sweatty Betty, she eats a lot of chips,
Sweatty Betty, she's got massive tits,
Sweatty Betty, she's got a huge vagina,
Sweatty Betty, you'd fit a bus inside 'er.
Sweatty Betty, Sweatty Betty, she's so obscene,
Sweatty Betty, it doesn't matter to me.
Sweatty Betty, she's like a lump of lard,
Sweatty Betty, she makes me willy hard.

Sweaty Betty! Should it be Fatty Betty.. Or Fatty Batty..

OP i think this song is brilliant to drown out those shagging clapping noises..
 Mana Mana
Joined: 11/13/2008
Msg: 20 (view)
jokey forums
Posted: 5/21/2009 7:01:19 AM
Life is like a sh*t sandwich, I've often heard it said
you taste less sh*t it seems if you have lots of bread
the sh*t in here, like dirrahoea, flows freely and at will
whilst other sh*tless posters, cannot their quota fill
there's sh*t some find is interesting and other sh*t that's dull
and some sh*t we just thought off, as we were trying to pull
I've no idea which sh*t you like or even which sh*t's best
so post in here just as you will and get sh*t off your chest

What a lot of bloody sh*t.

 Mana Mana
Joined: 11/13/2008
Msg: 17 (view)
Do your children have better parents than you had, and why
Posted: 5/21/2009 6:37:38 AM
I hope so.
But i don't think my parents are sh*t parents. They are the best parents ever. They taught me well about life and sh*t and i love them very much.
 Mana Mana
Joined: 11/13/2008
Msg: 9 (view)
jokey forums
Posted: 5/21/2009 3:04:10 AM

well .... once the jokers get their teeth into a thread and start to joke, counter joke, nudge wink and flirt the thread can sometimes fill up with their unfanny crap which can make it difficult to follow .... i don't want to read 5 pages of crap before i post something just to make sure i'm not repeating what someone else has already written.

a relevant post accompanied by some banter is ok .. but the one line irrelevant i have nothing to say so i'll make a joke posts are quite annoying ...

Take it easy.. you'll give yourself a heart attack. (You might sh*t yourself)

Some people seem to forget that this place is not made for one type of sh*t.. This place is made for all kind of sh*t.. and we need to understand each others sh*t. *cough*
Have i make any sense of sh*t at all?

Have i annoyed the sh*t out of you?

MARRY ME!!!! *wink wink *nudge nudge

vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv Shut up you sh*t Stop talking about sh*t you piece of sh*t!!! ;o)
 Mana Mana
Joined: 11/13/2008
Msg: 21 (view)
Posted: 5/20/2009 8:17:18 AM
I used to do that a lot, twice a week.. My thighs rubbed together my knickers caught fire. (sh*t that joke reminds me of someone..)

and how knackered you are at the end of it!

Whachumean knackered? I wad badly burned.
 Mana Mana
Joined: 11/13/2008
Msg: 50 (view)
English guys dating foreign women
Posted: 5/18/2009 8:58:29 AM

Maybe if british woman changed their attitude and acted like woman and not ladettes and looked like woman. British guys wouldnt look elsewere you cant blame them.

Ai yaa aya ya yaaaaaa..

Yes but I was separating Indonesia as a group and Asia as the main land mass. There's many differenet definitions of areas in geography now including those who say that as Europe and Asia are a joined land mass they call the entire area Eurasia, including from Indonesia right through to Scotland.
Some include Turkey and some don't, and some of the Indonesian islands also lie in the Melanesia region of Oceania which technically, is not part of Asia, so it can get confusing. Generally for some purposes Southeast Asia is often generically called Indonesia, to separate the main island mass from the rest of the continent.

What a load of bollocks.
Indonesia is in Asia. Simples!
 Mana Mana
Joined: 11/13/2008
Msg: 43 (view)
English guys dating foreign women
Posted: 5/17/2009 8:07:01 AM
This has been brought up before. Why is the business of Russian/Eastern European/Asian/Indonesian women looking to meet men, bigger in the UK than any other country.

Travan! Do you know that Indonesia is in Asia?

Do they feel that these foreign women are stealling their men...

Is this the start of some kind of 'Civil' war on here?

from the guys i know i think they see the foreign women as less critical and more interested in whats on the inside

...............of your wallet in some cases....Oh! and not forgetting the lure of a nice British Passport!

Would you like a pint glass with that?

PS: Is it possible to have a 'civil' war?
 Mana Mana
Joined: 11/13/2008
Msg: 19 (view)
What does Sunday mean to you?
Posted: 5/17/2009 4:33:53 AM
Full English Breakfast.
Sausages bacon eggs black pudding beans fried bread tomatoes
Obviously not every sunday.. just twice in a month. (I'd be as big as a whale if full English Breakfast every sunday..)

Now am off for my healthy walkie walkie on an adventure.. a great mission to find that perfect shoes and handbag..
 Mana Mana
Joined: 11/13/2008
Msg: 36 (view)
Eurovision 2009 - It's My Time.....
Posted: 5/16/2009 2:16:30 PM
Why has Peter Kay sung for Portugal??

I don't think UK will win..
At first i thought Jade lokey beautiful.. eeeek.. the girl a little strange looking. (Her fat lips don't go with her skinny legs..)
 Mana Mana
Joined: 11/13/2008
Msg: 33 (view)
Who fullfils your needs?
Posted: 5/16/2009 9:08:51 AM
Oooh la laa... What fullfills my needs?

A black dildo the size of my left arm.

So, if you have a problem in your life, do you have a single confidant who you can turn to no matter what? Is it a case that it will depend what the problem is? Are you the sort who would rather take yourself in hand (steady) and sort out the problem by yourself or do you always need the advice of others?

I much prefer to sort out my problems my way on my own. That way i know it get sorted.

 Mana Mana
Joined: 11/13/2008
Msg: 18 (view)
Nights out on your own?
Posted: 5/16/2009 8:27:05 AM
Pffffffft.. If i were to go clubbing or pubbing on my own i'd get called everything under the sun and more.

I prefer to go out with a few friends. I would never ever go out on my own ever.

Imagine dancing in the middle of the dance floor on your own with a bottle of vodka!? Ai carrrrumba.. ai ya ya yaaaaaaaa.. It'd be so ronrely soooo very ronrely and sad. Meh!
 Mana Mana
Joined: 11/13/2008
Msg: 31 (view)
Black, on the inside??
Posted: 5/16/2009 8:21:42 AM
On a recent trip to london i met these 2 blokes who clased themselves as black.
Fair enough right?

BUT there skin was white and they were born and bred in england to white parents. They wore baggy tracksuits and lots of 'bling' sideways caps and talked with a fake jamaican patios

This reminds me of Vicky Polard.. The Queen of chavs and her mates..
Yea but no bud yea butt no bad yea but no bud yea but no..

We were talking a while and they swore blind that being black was a state of mind, not just about skin colour.

To me this sounds like a load of rubbish but i am not an expert so maybe im wrong???

Yo'man.. nah but yea butt no bud yea butt no but yea but no.. ad yea but no bad..
I wonder if they know where Jamaica is..?
 Mana Mana
Joined: 11/13/2008
Msg: 24 (view)
People not looking where there going when out shopping...
Posted: 5/16/2009 7:36:19 AM

Does anybody else get annoyed when there held up in the biscuits section by another
shopper parking their trolley anywhere they like without a thought for anybody else?

May be supermarkets need 'Trolley Warden' / Trolley Police?

Is it just me who has noticed that other folk seem to be living in their own world when out shopping?

They say never do your food shopping when you are hungry.. You'd end up fill your trolley with food food and more food..
They also say... never go out shopping when you are in a bad mood..
 Mana Mana
Joined: 11/13/2008
Msg: 40 (view)
Yummy Mummy ?
Posted: 5/16/2009 3:42:03 AM

I've recently been coming across more and more profiles which state their professions as being a 'Yummy Mummy' .

Is this another word for a Milf hoping to attract someone younger or just someone who happens to clasify themselves as an attractive mother and why is it listed as their profession do you think?

It is another word for a MILF hoping to attract someone younger or just a cry for help!!! You can get a 'Yummy Mummy' shopping bags and 'Yummy Mummy' t-shirts to make your stand as a yummy mummy
 Mana Mana
Joined: 11/13/2008
Msg: 15 (view)
Wakey wakey, Hands off Snakey
Posted: 5/14/2009 10:04:04 AM

So maybe those old-fashioned fears that solo sex may cause epilepsy, impotence, hairy hands, stunted growth and blindness were right all along.

solo sex can cause blisters too.

What's hairy hands?

Mana can you give me a urrrm hand massage please I got a few blisters :P

 Mana Mana
Joined: 11/13/2008
Msg: 17 (view)
Too Much Bling? Give Us A Ring !!
Posted: 5/13/2009 4:06:49 PM
I think theres a lot of double standards going on in this country.. some people seem to be going mad about MP's and their expense claims and yet prefer to say nothing/turn a blind eye to people they know who are unemployed/lazy etc rolex wearing who must obviously be fiddling benefits or doing something illegal.

There is no difference to these people and the bloody MP's.
 Mana Mana
Joined: 11/13/2008
Msg: 11 (view)
Too Much Bling? Give Us A Ring !!
Posted: 5/13/2009 5:53:18 AM

Would you ring the police if you suddenly saw your neighbour wearing a new Rolex watch knowing they were unemployed ?

Shouldn't this be more of a job for the fashion police?

My uncle Wayan can get some flash rolex lokey likey watch for a fiver. He can get you some YSL ( is it SLY?) watches and handbags to go with it. For a tenner each. He can get lots of flash lokey likey things for you.

Would i report a jobless lazy rolex owner to the police? Yes. (Providing that the rolex real not from my uncle Wayan's)
 Mana Mana
Joined: 11/13/2008
Msg: 35 (view)
Foundation garments, underwear, lingerie, knickers and pants
Posted: 5/13/2009 3:28:56 AM
No one's answered the REAL question - which is - how do you get the skiddies out of all those filigrees of lace, silk and satin without reverting to a boil wash? Eh?

Eh? Put them in a pile full of rubbish in the back garden. Add a bit of petrol set light to the whole bloody thing.
Voila.. no need to boil wash.
 Mana Mana
Joined: 11/13/2008
Msg: 19 (view)
Return Of The Calendar Girls !!
Posted: 5/12/2009 11:37:43 AM

The famous 'Calendar Girls' have re-united to bare all again for an anniversary calendar 2010. The original calendar featured all 11 women posing nude behind baked goods and flower arrangements with 800,000 copies being sold worldwide.
Since then almost £2m has been raised for leukaemia research.

Whilst it is a great cause , would you think it wise if they decided to do another one in 2020 ?

I believe you do not need to strip naked to raise money for a charity. And those OAPs should know better at their age. Or is it the case of too old to know better and too old to care?


Edit: MacForty and Jayeff both need to breathe in a bit more. Especially you Macforty..


I was breathing in !!!

Bloody hell.. you fat feka.. ;o) Those bananas lokey likey a bunch of chipolatas btw..

Are you implying I'm a few extra pound over??

No Macforty. You lokey likey just fine... Err.. a little fat but hey we all have them. Lol heh heh heh..

 Mana Mana
Joined: 11/13/2008
Msg: 2 (view)
The Perils Of Forums
Posted: 5/11/2009 1:36:07 PM
In an online world where anonymous friends came together to share an interest for gaming, a couple thought their virtual social life was safe.

But when German David Heiss, 21, carried out a frenzied and fatal attack on Nottingham student Matthew Pyke, 20, that virtual world was ripped apart.

Heiss was convicted of murder at Nottingham Crown Court after stalking Mr Pyke and Joanna Witton, his girlfriend, for six months.

The German was given a life sentence for what was described as "a savage attack".
The court heard how Heiss became obsessed with Miss Witton, through gaming forum and began a mission to "erase" her boyfriend.

'Ever more sinister'

Miss Witton, from Selby in North Yorkshire, and Mr Pyke, originally from Stowmarket in Suffolk, were running, an online discussion forum, when Heiss first made contact with Miss Witton.

Over the course of six months, cyber onlookers witnessed Heiss's infatuation becoming ever more sinister, the court was told.

Heiss, who used the alias Eagle The Lightening (ETL), had read Ms Witton's online journal.

He looked at her photographs on social networking website Facebook and, in March 2008, contacted her saying he had a crush on her.

Ms Witton politely declined his affections, but in June he turned up at the flat she shared with Mr Pyke, unannounced, having told friends online "I need to see her".

Should we all be more carefull about how we conduct ourselves on-line?


Always 'be careful'
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