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 Butterchickenchuck
Joined: 9/18/2015
Msg: 15 (view)
 
I need to ask a girl
Posted: 12/15/2017 5:20:21 PM
or "cocksucker motherfucker I did it again " ?
 Butterchickenchuck
Joined: 9/18/2015
Msg: 14 (view)
 
I need to ask a girl
Posted: 12/15/2017 5:19:31 PM
Are you sure it isn't " Golly gee whiz I did it again " ?
 Butterchickenchuck
Joined: 9/18/2015
Msg: 13 (view)
 
Growing a beard
Posted: 12/15/2017 11:25:07 AM
"(spits on the floor) "



I hope you don't ask people to take off their shoes when they visit you, haha
 Butterchickenchuck
Joined: 9/18/2015
Msg: 228 (view)
 
this thread is making me hungry
Posted: 12/15/2017 8:36:53 AM
"An eating problem is not the worst thing in the world. "


Have you seen a show called " My 600lb life " ?


Some people are adrenaline junkies .


I'm a stimulation junkie - my way of enjoying life is stimulating my senses.

Food for the taste buds, music for the ears, art in various forms for the eyes and , of course, sex for a combination of the senses.

I feel very fortunate that I was born to be the type of person who not only can stop and " smell the roses " that this life has to offer but savour the F UCK out of them , haha !
 Butterchickenchuck
Joined: 9/18/2015
Msg: 10 (view)
 
I need to ask a girl
Posted: 12/15/2017 6:14:23 AM
^^^ Isn't that a Britney Spears song ?
 Butterchickenchuck
Joined: 9/18/2015
Msg: 216 (view)
 
this thread is making me hungry
Posted: 12/14/2017 7:30:45 PM
"as eating to me is like peeing.... "



To someone like myself you might as well have said that , as you would say, PORKING is like peeing


Wow, I feel sorry for you that you never experience the ecstacy of having something delicious in your mouth
 Butterchickenchuck
Joined: 9/18/2015
Msg: 12 (view)
 
Do you type like you talk?
Posted: 12/14/2017 3:40:29 PM
"Obviously I duly paid for the batteries and left."




Obviously, it wasn't an emergency, haha
 Butterchickenchuck
Joined: 9/18/2015
Msg: 9 (view)
 
Do you type like you talk?
Posted: 12/14/2017 3:18:49 PM
A friend of mine worked in London a while back. He was asked to go buy some rubbers. He did.

...in Canada, rubbers are CONDOMS
 Butterchickenchuck
Joined: 9/18/2015
Msg: 213 (view)
 
this thread is making me hungry
Posted: 12/14/2017 3:13:13 PM
A gluten free diet sounds like a foodie's worst nightmare


























In order to maintain the highest quality forums you are restricted to having no more then 2 of the last 10 posts on a thread.
Since 2 of the last 10 posts are yours you can not post to this thread.
 Butterchickenchuck
Joined: 9/18/2015
Msg: 211 (view)
 
this thread is making me hungry
Posted: 12/14/2017 11:39:51 AM
The thing with pizza, though, is you don't have to eat it all at once. You can reheat it later.

Ok, it's not as good as when it first arrives but reheated mac n cheese ?


Uh no


order to maintain the highest quality forums you are restricted to having no more then 2 of the last 10 posts on a thread.
Since 2 of the last 10 posts are yours you can not post to this thread.
 Butterchickenchuck
Joined: 9/18/2015
Msg: 17 (view)
 
Can say any thing now
Posted: 12/14/2017 11:28:05 AM
Yeah the ol TallIQ2 carnage that took place here a few years ago

I wonder what ever happened to that strange dude ?
 Butterchickenchuck
Joined: 9/18/2015
Msg: 209 (view)
 
pof girls eat and leave
Posted: 12/14/2017 11:24:59 AM
"FWIW ... I haven't aten mac n cheese in MONTHS ! "


Although....I must confess.....I order pizza instead so....I don't know if that's really much of an improvement


Hmmmmmm
 Butterchickenchuck
Joined: 9/18/2015
Msg: 5 (view)
 
I need to ask a girl
Posted: 12/14/2017 10:25:53 AM
"You have the same problem here as everyone else"




I disagree. Most people know the difference between catch and chatch
 Butterchickenchuck
Joined: 9/18/2015
Msg: 3 (view)
 
I need to ask a girl
Posted: 12/14/2017 10:05:41 AM
"There is one chatch I have a facial birth defect. I also the difference between your and you're and there and their. It comes down to this am I just beating a dead horse?"



But you don't the difference between catch and chatch
 Butterchickenchuck
Joined: 9/18/2015
Msg: 205 (view)
 
pof girls eat and leave
Posted: 12/14/2017 9:35:14 AM
"Since the OP didn't ask a question I'll assume this is the post whatever you want for the heck of it section


So ...
Recently ate some macaroni. Actually , it was yesterday. I feel kind of bad because I've heard that the cheese mix is bad for you. That being said I will prolly eat it again. "






FWIW ... I haven't aten mac n cheese in MONTHS !

For all you m n c addicts out there :

There is hope ! You can do it !
 Butterchickenchuck
Joined: 9/18/2015
Msg: 3 (view)
 
love him or leave him?
Posted: 12/14/2017 9:20:06 AM
" He said it's over with "them" and wants only me. "



So, what's the problem ?
 Butterchickenchuck
Joined: 9/18/2015
Msg: 21 (view)
 
Men with or without a beard?
Posted: 12/14/2017 8:24:31 AM
Msg 1 + Msg 3 = yet another POF happily ever after !



Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, ain't love grand ?
 Butterchickenchuck
Joined: 9/18/2015
Msg: 58 (view)
 
Guy slept with me then blocked me?
Posted: 12/14/2017 5:45:11 AM
You should have gotten the kind of belt that has a hole big enough for you to pee out of . The hole usually has a jagged opening , like sharp teeth , which isn't exactly inviting to any sane guy.
 Butterchickenchuck
Joined: 9/18/2015
Msg: 26 (view)
 
Great bands from the 1980s?
Posted: 12/13/2017 2:36:04 PM
I couldn't get in to Journey for the same reason a lot of people can't get in to Rush : the sound of the vox.

But, I do like " lovin, touchin, squeezing " and " Lights "


PS the song you're referring to is called " Don't STOP believing "
 Butterchickenchuck
Joined: 9/18/2015
Msg: 54 (view)
 
Guy slept with me then blocked me?
Posted: 12/13/2017 10:02:29 AM
What's the point in wearing a chastity belt ?

If you're wearing one because you don't trust YOURSELF then what's to stop you from giving him the key to the chastity belt when he asks for it ?
 Butterchickenchuck
Joined: 9/18/2015
Msg: 13 (view)
 
Need a advice
Posted: 12/13/2017 9:59:48 AM
The OP never returned to say what happened
 Butterchickenchuck
Joined: 9/18/2015
Msg: 11 (view)
 
Chrismas songs
Posted: 12/13/2017 9:36:17 AM
^^^ " Strokin " isn't an xmas song so no need to worry about an elementary school choir singing it anytime soon











In order to maintain - BITE ME
 Butterchickenchuck
Joined: 9/18/2015
Msg: 21 (view)
 
The Mid Terms and 2020
Posted: 12/13/2017 9:20:07 AM
"1 small step for the Dems in a deep red state....means one big step in the fight against hate, corruption & evil."



Kinda like Michael Douglas's character in Wall Street, Gordon Gekko vs Martin Sheen's CARL fox ?


Or better yet, Al Pacino's character vs Keanu Reeve's character's mom in The Devil's Advocate ?


Hmmm.....maybe a bit of an exaggeration ?
 Butterchickenchuck
Joined: 9/18/2015
Msg: 341 (view)
 
What is it with 50+ women and wanting to stay single???
Posted: 12/13/2017 8:57:10 AM
"there are PLENTY of younger men that like older women "



...and plenty of older women quite content to be used as a cum dumpster by much younger men


But, for some reason , you only hear the expression " dirty old MAN "
 Butterchickenchuck
Joined: 9/18/2015
Msg: 45 (view)
 
The feel good thread
Posted: 12/11/2017 2:28:47 PM
^^^^
"So bought a smile to my face and theirs. "



How much did it cost ??????
 Butterchickenchuck
Joined: 9/18/2015
Msg: 6 (view)
 
The one thing youve done that you thought you couldnt
Posted: 12/11/2017 1:23:48 PM
Stand up comedy
 Butterchickenchuck
Joined: 9/18/2015
Msg: 29 (view)
 
POF as Car Catalog
Posted: 12/11/2017 1:19:59 PM
"Is that a spare pair of socks in your gearbox or you just pleased to see me? "



Actually, a good sized banana works best - but guys , put it in the FRONT of your pants NOT the back !
 Butterchickenchuck
Joined: 9/18/2015
Msg: 26 (view)
 
POF as Car Catalog
Posted: 12/11/2017 8:11:30 AM
" I have never heard anyone say "As soon as I saw his profile picture, I knew he was the one that I'm going to marry." "





That's because it's much, MUCH easier to gauge the bulge in a man's pants in person.
 Butterchickenchuck
Joined: 9/18/2015
Msg: 13 (view)
 
Love Spells that work, share your experiences here...
Posted: 12/11/2017 7:33:28 AM
^^^^ The fact that they're both still here looking doesn't say much for their product
 Butterchickenchuck
Joined: 9/18/2015
Msg: 11 (view)
 
giving this another try
Posted: 12/10/2017 8:04:31 PM
I command you to delete your profile IMMEDIATELY
 Butterchickenchuck
Joined: 9/18/2015
Msg: 136 (view)
 
pof girls eat and leave
Posted: 12/10/2017 3:50:51 PM
Ok, THAT ^^^^^ was funny !
 Butterchickenchuck
Joined: 9/18/2015
Msg: 21 (view)
 
63 messages sent. no replies
Posted: 12/9/2017 9:23:19 AM
Dinno rhymes with minnow
 Butterchickenchuck
Joined: 9/18/2015
Msg: 8 (view)
 
Guy slept with me then blocked me?
Posted: 12/9/2017 7:30:43 AM
Walts, the naysayers are closed minded doorknobs who I wouldn't doubt were residents of Salem in past lives
 Butterchickenchuck
Joined: 9/18/2015
Msg: 74 (view)
 
Raising kids to be gender neutral
Posted: 12/8/2017 6:31:27 PM
Not hate John , aka Kj, ....PITY



JEEPERS !
 Butterchickenchuck
Joined: 9/18/2015
Msg: 71 (view)
 
Raising kids to be gender neutral
Posted: 12/8/2017 6:13:53 PM
" Yes, BCChuck, there is the twilight zone, but THEY are in it, not you or those of us who are rational, thinking, caring people."




Some people choose to blindly cling to a book written by humans a long , LONG time ago vs , as you aptly said, rational thinking.

Sad but still true, shockingly, in this day and age


JEEPERS !
 Butterchickenchuck
Joined: 9/18/2015
Msg: 172 (view)
 
Would you meet someone whose profile says they are 10 years younger than they actually are?
Posted: 12/8/2017 4:27:46 PM
"she did not want to give up control of the narrative, and she did not trust him for a year into whatever sort of arrangement or relationship they had"




Speculation, you don't know for sure.

As the author of msg 120 I can only go by personal experience. I could've fessed up to my bandmates once I trusted that it wouldn't matter. But I didn't because I liked the idea that they believed I was 5 years younger than I was.

Bandmates may not be the same as an SO but ego is ego
 Butterchickenchuck
Joined: 9/18/2015
Msg: 8 (view)
 
Chrismas songs
Posted: 12/8/2017 2:28:28 PM
There's an xmas song that goes " S.Claus just got stuck in my chimney " .....


...is it just me or is that a bit .... innuendo-ish ?
 Butterchickenchuck
Joined: 9/18/2015
Msg: 4 (view)
 
Things not to say to your wife
Posted: 12/8/2017 2:25:35 PM
Unzipper their pants ?

I guess when all those MALE composers are writing that music that brings tears to your eyes for those crucial moments in the movies they're just thinking with their diks , eh ?
 Butterchickenchuck
Joined: 9/18/2015
Msg: 8 (view)
 
Felt unhappy but fixed it thread
Posted: 12/8/2017 1:46:59 PM
So I felt unhappy because I commented on a FB friend's FB post and he totally ignored it - couldn't even give me a "like" for the effort !

So I " unfriended " the prick - felt GREAT !


I highly recommend unfriending so called FB friends for a wonderful feeling of instant gratification !


Sometimes I'm tempted to send out friend requests just for the sake of unfriending them later , haha
 Butterchickenchuck
Joined: 9/18/2015
Msg: 7 (view)
 
Felt unhappy but fixed it thread
Posted: 12/8/2017 1:08:25 PM
So I felt unhappy because my fridge had no beer inside it .

So I went and bought some.
 Butterchickenchuck
Joined: 9/18/2015
Msg: 2 (view)
 
Things not to say to your wife
Posted: 12/8/2017 10:55:18 AM
Thanks for the chuckle, I actually laughed out loud a couple times.

I then typed in " things not to say to your husband " but apparently that one doesn't exist .

I wonder why ?


Anyway, I googled and found this :

https://ph.theasianparent.com/10-things-you-should-never-say-to-your-husband/



Enjoy !
 Butterchickenchuck
Joined: 9/18/2015
Msg: 169 (view)
 
Would you meet someone whose profile says they are 10 years younger than they actually are?
Posted: 12/8/2017 10:47:17 AM
As to WHY L2L's woman felt the need to keep up the charade once it was clear they were going well together ?

I would bet it was similar to msg 120, as in, it probably simply felt good to have someone believe she was younger than her actual age.

Simple vanity.

Sometimes our ego is hard to ignore, eh ? ( said in a Bob and/or Doug Mackenzie voice )
 Butterchickenchuck
Joined: 9/18/2015
Msg: 59 (view)
 
Raising kids to be gender neutral
Posted: 12/8/2017 8:23:56 AM
Wait....is someone suggesting that homosexuality is about how a child is raised ???????


Am I in the twilight zone ?



JEEPERS !!!!!
 Butterchickenchuck
Joined: 9/18/2015
Msg: 10 (view)
 
Text interpretation needed
Posted: 12/7/2017 3:30:37 PM
Her " girl area " ?
What are you 5 years old ?


Why don't you just ask her on a date FFS ?
 Butterchickenchuck
Joined: 9/18/2015
Msg: 8 (view)
 
Text interpretation needed
Posted: 12/7/2017 3:11:51 PM
"I went with "bush" on that one "


Are you talking about pubic hair or the former president ?

haha
 Butterchickenchuck
Joined: 9/18/2015
Msg: 5 (view)
 
Text interpretation needed
Posted: 12/7/2017 1:25:35 PM
Hmmm, 4 asterisks .....

My .... tits find you attractive ?
Nah, doesn't make sense


My... foot finds you attractive ?
Nah, that wouldn't have been blocked


My...c word finds you attractive ?
Nah , too crude


Come on, throw me a bone here
 Butterchickenchuck
Joined: 9/18/2015
Msg: 4 (view)
 
Text interpretation needed
Posted: 12/7/2017 1:15:24 PM
Ok, but what was the word that got blocked ? I'm curious

...or did YOU actually type out the asterisks yourself ?
 Butterchickenchuck
Joined: 9/18/2015
Msg: 2 (view)
 
Text interpretation needed
Posted: 12/7/2017 1:05:13 PM
What does the " **** " mean in " "my **** finds u attractive" ?
 Butterchickenchuck
Joined: 9/18/2015
Msg: 41 (view)
 
Raising kids to be gender neutral
Posted: 12/7/2017 11:34:03 AM
"Pink is mentally ill and is forcing these innocent children to be whatever she wants them to be and dictate what gender these poor, helpless children are. "



I thought the idea was to let a child know that whatever sexual orientation they turned out to be would be ACCEPTABLE vs a homosexual being so afraid to come out of the closet that they either fake being straight to the extreme of getting married to the wrong gender or end up committing suicide.
 Butterchickenchuck
Joined: 9/18/2015
Msg: 4 (view)
 
Advent calendars - why?
Posted: 12/7/2017 9:20:38 AM
^^^^

You're doing it wrong - sheesh, good thing it's chocolate and not crack !
 
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