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 StrangeMonkey9000
Joined: 12/24/2008
Msg: 4 (view)
 
Oldschool or outdated?
Posted: 10/21/2009 5:38:10 AM
Well Cesar, here's the thing. If you into a girl that likes to freak, but doesn't show it, then more than likely you're not going to know unless she DOES wiggle her ass and flaunt it very publicly.

These classy but sex starved women are everywhere man, the thing is they're just to classy to let you know they are.
 StrangeMonkey9000
Joined: 12/24/2008
Msg: 20 (view)
 
Woodies vs Moral Ethics
Posted: 10/19/2009 1:17:09 PM
Is Phuket a real place? I seriously need to do some traveling just to say I've gone and phuked myself.
 StrangeMonkey9000
Joined: 12/24/2008
Msg: 9 (view)
 
Woodies vs Moral Ethics
Posted: 10/19/2009 11:07:07 AM

I hope she at least informed him of the potential affect of such a drug?


Considering he was willing to give up an expensive coat for it, I'm sure he was WELL aware of the potential effects.
 StrangeMonkey9000
Joined: 12/24/2008
Msg: 7 (view)
 
Woodies vs Moral Ethics
Posted: 10/19/2009 11:00:33 AM
I dunno about the rest of the people on here, but if he's taking 6 bottles of herbal viagra I'm pretty sure he won't be needing that coat anymore. :P

I've never tried herbal stimulants out of a fear of the rumored exploding penis incident.
However, of I DID have a case or two sitting around you damn guarantee I'll be trading those to all the over sexed individuals I know in exchange for free clothing, electronics, vehicles, and whatever else I can milk them for.

Wait, I think that was a bad choice of words there, but I am far too lazy to edit it so I'm just going to go ahead, mainly because I find it comical.

Now as for the murdering of the helpless baby cowsies.
How do you know that it came from a cow? Might have come from an ox, or maybe horse?
That's just racism, er specisism. Is that a word? It is now.

And if the animal gets to have his revenge in the afterlife I shudder to think what terrible fate that is in store for me.

Hey! Let's get some PETA people in here and just have a party!
 StrangeMonkey9000
Joined: 12/24/2008
Msg: 25 (view)
 
Overkill....
Posted: 10/3/2009 8:14:32 PM
Then why are their more unattractive people than beautiful people? Some day they shall out breed all!!!!
 StrangeMonkey9000
Joined: 12/24/2008
Msg: 84 (view)
 
The 'I LOVE YOU' Bomb...
Posted: 10/2/2009 7:33:14 PM
I don't see keeping myself from saying it first as a game. I believe that with most women and probably even some men that even if they do love you, saying it strikes a fight or flight impulse in them. If I do love that woman then I'm not going to jeopardize the relationship by saying that until I know where she stands on the issue. And even then there seems to be a danger of running away even when you know.
 StrangeMonkey9000
Joined: 12/24/2008
Msg: 19 (view)
 
A neuropsychologist takes on a driveby diagnosis
Posted: 10/2/2009 7:24:18 AM

If you "LOVE" this woman, as you've claimed, why are you judging her? Better yet, why are you judging the unfortunate events in her life? Furthermore, why are you judging her AND coming onto a dating site to spout her misfortunes to a bunch of strangers????


Dude. That was beautiful. I'd like to shake your hand and subscribe to your newsletter. :P

Sometimes people claim that they LOVE someone with all their heart and soul, but when it comes right down to it if they get spurned or their feelings aren't returned in kind, that love disappears in a heartbeat and things get ugly.
 StrangeMonkey9000
Joined: 12/24/2008
Msg: 74 (view)
 
The 'I LOVE YOU' Bomb...
Posted: 10/2/2009 6:35:46 AM
I've pretty much learned that the I love you bomb is as dangerous as a nuke.

I know from experience that dropping it at any stage in a relationship has a 50/50 chance of killing everything. I was dating a girl for a little over a year until one night I told her that I loved her. Needless to say she bolted.

That's why if I ever fall again I fully intend to not be the first one to say it.
 StrangeMonkey9000
Joined: 12/24/2008
Msg: 36 (view)
 
They don't have to meet you to act like wackjobs
Posted: 10/2/2009 5:36:44 AM
Children! Behave or I'll leave you at the next gas station! :P
 StrangeMonkey9000
Joined: 12/24/2008
Msg: 10 (view)
 
I am so confused....please help!!
Posted: 10/1/2009 11:46:20 PM

You're 21, and clearly don't have the foundation of community, faith, or wisdom to be dating anybody. Go a few years without men in your life and you'll have a proper perspective. If you get in touch with yourself, and find out what's important in life, by 24 you'll be ripe for quality guys to pursue you. Right now you are just scarring yourself with drama that is harming your mental well-being and your future relationships.

Incidentally, this guy doesn't know how to lead you right. At the very least you should get rid of him. But that is only the first step.


This is excellent advice. I've known people that base themselves off of what they know about being in a relationship.

Take some time out, get your head on straight, and gain some perspective. It'll do wonders and then you'll be able to see problems like these before they ever pop up, cuz this guy was no good for you and it's a shame that such a cute girl would let herself get treated like this.
 StrangeMonkey9000
Joined: 12/24/2008
Msg: 16 (view)
 
Overkill....
Posted: 10/1/2009 11:29:45 PM
Those ugly people that you think are mean, are probably mean because people have been mean to them because they are unattractive. Not so shocking that they might be a little bitter about it. Stupid people do not cling to religion and guns. Stupid people try to make everyone else believe in what they believe, without regard to who those people may be. There is nothing wrong with having your own religion, just keep it that way. Your own. Same with guns, keep them to yourself. The bullets too, please.

Let's get down to the science of it all. What shocks me most is that no one seems to realize that deep down, we are all basic creatures with one very powerful, primal, survival instinct. Our jobs on this planet are simply to keep the race going. To reproduce. Nothing is more important to the animal inside all of us than that. This is why we desire attractive mates. An attractive mate appears healthy and capable of producing many offspring. A fat person can't outrun a lion/tiger/bear (no I'm not going to say it), so why would one want to mate with someone, knowing full well that the offspring won't be able to outrun said dangers. An ugly person will breed ugly offspring, so they won't be able to find a mate. Not a very good survival tactic. We can't help this, we aren't supposed to try. On a social level we are supposed to be past that, but that just isn't reality, and never will be. Our basic instincts will not go away because they are ingrained in every one of us and will be passed along unhindered to our children. Science always has a way of putting a big wet blanket on things, doesn't it?


I agree with the first part of what you said. Those ugly people are probably extremely defensive because attractive people have a habit of being jerks. I'm friend with some attractive people and I'm friends with some unattractive people, and it's been my experience that the less attractive people are usually the more interesting as the attractive people tend towards shallow and petty impulses such as getting laid. I'm not saying this is an absolute, I'm sure there are attractive people out there that have their heads on straight, but most of the ones I know tend to only think with their sex drives. This is male and female.

I also agree with you saying that it's a biological function. I don't however agree with this part right here.


A fat person can't outrun a lion/tiger/bear


I doubt even a fit person could outrun a tiger or lion on foot.
But besides that, assuming that because someone is overweight they can't be fast or agile is a stereotype. It's just like the one about how big men are all stupid. Believing and relying on stereotypes is a sure road to failure and for many the truth comes as a complete shock.
I'm big, I'll admit that I'm overweight too and have been my whole life but in my school I was the 2nd fastest sprinter in my class. This was against guys that played basketball and ran track. I was overweight but I could keep up just fine, believe me it annoyed them to no end.

Not to mention the fact that depending on the person they may not run at all and decide that the lion/tiger/bear looks mighty tasty. :P
 StrangeMonkey9000
Joined: 12/24/2008
Msg: 37 (view)
 
Was I that wrong in my thinking?
Posted: 9/30/2009 10:30:31 PM
Sounds to me like she had this dump planned from the get go. I know all about white knight syndrome and I think you had a touch of it with her.

First off, your story tells me that she's a fast mover. Wanting to have sex immediately isn't a bad thing, but with some people that's all there is to a relationship and that's all there seems to be with her.

You said that her camera had pictures of other guys on it that were taken while you were seeing her.

Bro, you were a wallet with a****to her and that's about all.

She sounds like a crazy cat lady but with dogs instead of cats. With all those dogs she probably was having a hard time taking care of them all and so they weren't being housebroken properly. From the sounds of it the whole place was one big bacterial infection waiting to happen. You may have very well caught staph from sleeping in the soiled bed with her and the dog piss.

And having sex with a woman while 6 dogs are on the bed may be kinky for some but I'd insist on the dogs not being present as well.

All in all I'd say you got suckered in. Her asking why you were so nice to her and how she always gets hurt is never a good sign. I've had women say similar things and I know it's always our first reaction to help them and make them feel better but I can tell you from experience that this is never the case.

She's damaged and petty and the sad part is she probably really did like you, but she sabotaged it herself and doesn't want to look at it that way when it's much easier to tell everyone that you're a jerk.

Better luck next time man.
 StrangeMonkey9000
Joined: 12/24/2008
Msg: 29 (view)
 
They don't have to meet you to act like wackjobs
Posted: 9/30/2009 10:14:34 PM
If a woman I had just met treated me like I was a jerk or rapist with no basis for it, I'd have nothing to do with her.

With the whole, "Every man is a jerk until he proves himself to me" mentality most self respecting guys will simply ignore you and chalk it up to serious trust issues. Not only that, the guys that do stick it out and do everything they can to impress you are so desperate for your attention that you just can't stand them.

In a sense you'd be annoying the good ones and attracting the bad ones.
 StrangeMonkey9000
Joined: 12/24/2008
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A neuropsychologist takes on a driveby diagnosis
Posted: 9/30/2009 9:48:25 PM
Ok, I've read your story over a couple of times and a few things spring to mind.

You mention that you tried really hard for 2 1/2 months before being dumped twice? I'm assuming this is from the same woman.

Her childhood problems shouldn't make her unlovable and no offense man, at 53 of course they're going to have baggage. Hell, anybody past the age of 20 is going to be collecting baggage. And with trying to so hard when it was obvious she just wasn't that into you, and then you coming on here to air her dirty laundry to the internet (which she probably told you about in confidence), I can kinda see why she wasn't that into you.
 StrangeMonkey9000
Joined: 12/24/2008
Msg: 62 (view)
 
Where have all the nice guys gone
Posted: 9/26/2009 7:50:04 AM
All the nice guys didn't make it on the Ark. God kinda dropped the ball on that one. Whoopsie!
 StrangeMonkey9000
Joined: 12/24/2008
Msg: 45 (view)
 
looks or profile, what attracks you first?
Posted: 9/10/2009 11:29:26 PM
Honestly, I click if I see an attractive girl and then read their profile. If I don't see anything interesting in the prfile I just leave it be regardless of how cute they are.

I've seen total hotties on here with profiles that are just one or two sentences and no listed interests, like their looks alone should speak for them. I'll pass those up any day for a average girl with an awesome personality that shows through in their profile.
 StrangeMonkey9000
Joined: 12/24/2008
Msg: 56 (view)
 
Straight Edge
Posted: 6/12/2009 3:21:14 AM
I know what you're going through, OP. I don't really shoot for the whole straight edge thing, but I rarely drink and when I do, it's never more than enough to give me a buzz. I dislike being staggering all over the place, drunk. As a result when I got to bars and such with my friends (also a rare occurrence), I usually don't drink at all and just play pool or darts or something.

Let me tell you, I have gotten a lot of hell for it too. I've been mocked and called every name you can think of by the drunk morons that will be puking all over themselves within 30 minutes. I don't find being drunk cool, and I can't stand to be around drunks either. I actually don't see any point in getting drunk or high. It seems like a waste of money for momentary happiness. If you can call waking up behind the dumpster of a wal mart parking lot with no memory of how you got there, fun.

I've even had a girl I went on a couple dates with refuse to go any farther until I got high with her. when I told her I'm not down with getting messed up and that it would have to stop she kicked me out of her house. (It even bothered her so bad that she tried to get a guy that had a crush on her to pick a fight with me over it later.) My very first GF was a alcoholic party girl and I learned my lesson from her. You can NEVER trust a girl that just wants to party.

Sorry /rant.
 StrangeMonkey9000
Joined: 12/24/2008
Msg: 84 (view)
 
3 words you don't want to hear during sex
Posted: 6/11/2009 2:06:35 AM
Ok, I'm gonna cheat a bit here.

I broke something!

Donkey Punch!

Just finish already!

Omnomnomnomnomnomnom......

There's my watch!

What's that for?

Peanut Butter Jelly Time!!!! ( ok 4 words. I cheated)

Shuriyoken! Flawless Victory! (complete with pose)

(Humming the Indiana Jones theme)
 StrangeMonkey9000
Joined: 12/24/2008
Msg: 19 (view)
 
Know thyself
Posted: 6/11/2009 1:43:08 AM
I personally prefer a low cut dress with a black mini skirt with no underwear on.

As for my date, I don't really care what she wears. XD
 StrangeMonkey9000
Joined: 12/24/2008
Msg: 84 (view)
 
Just plain UGLY
Posted: 6/11/2009 1:35:02 AM

I know, horrific, isn't it? Just like we've gotten to the point where jerks like you are still considered people!

Just incredible!


:P I dunno about you, Sheeva. But I hate fat people. They should stop breathing up all of my air. (notices self in mirror) ..................... Aw hell.

lol of course I'm cracking jokes but how sad is it that this thread has gone on long enough for me to completely forget the name of the person who sent me the nasty message to begin with?

Ah well....

Ps: I seriously get a kick out of reading all the messages that tell me I'm a whiney little pansy man because I posted this on the forum. Cracks me up because those who did that are obviously not reading what I said at all or are just whiney themselves.

As for me, I must somehow evolve the ability to teleport so that I may visit all the lovely ladies that are saying nice things about me.
 StrangeMonkey9000
Joined: 12/24/2008
Msg: 74 (view)
 
Just plain UGLY
Posted: 5/1/2009 6:36:07 PM
Lol. this thread is still going after dying like twice.

To set the record straight, I'm not a troll, I didn't feed the troll, I didn't pet the troll, I'm not looking for sympathy or sex from a "bottom feeding, cat lady". (don't think I don't see you over there, buckmaker. :P Couldn't help but have a laugh at that profile.)
As for me being ugly, I'm aware that my weight is an issue with a lot of people, but if they want to judge the content by the wrapper that's perfectly acceptable, I'll do some judging of my own and move on. lol
 StrangeMonkey9000
Joined: 12/24/2008
Msg: 5 (view)
 
Cell phones and sex?
Posted: 4/10/2009 11:56:22 PM
Wow. Tell me this is a troll and your not real.

If you are for real then I assume you guys are **** buddies since you're not freaking out over him calling and having phone sex with another girl.

My advice, deal with it or ditch him. The very fact that you have to come here and ask this on the forum makes me shake my head at the state of things.
 StrangeMonkey9000
Joined: 12/24/2008
Msg: 5 (view)
 
A Firefighter’s Life
Posted: 4/6/2009 12:21:20 AM
I know a little too well what you're talking about, firefighter.
I've never heard anyone belittle a firefighter but I'm sure there are some out there who do.

I'm glad there are men and women out there that understand the gravity of the situation, but one must never forget the ignorance of the public. Most think it's not their problem until it happens to them. The truth is it's everyone's problem but most are too blind to see outside of their personal bubble.

How easily those bubbles break and the things they take for granted are badly needed. How quickly they change their tune.
 StrangeMonkey9000
Joined: 12/24/2008
Msg: 52 (view)
 
Just plain UGLY
Posted: 4/5/2009 11:54:01 PM

I don't think the OP is a looker. And most that are patting him on the head and filling there post full of compliments are just being "nice".


I knew it! I'm a fugly loser! My life is over, because a straight guy doesn't think I'm beautiful!

Coincidentally, weren't you the one that keeps trying to delete my posts because they are too long? What are you doing trolling me?
 StrangeMonkey9000
Joined: 12/24/2008
Msg: 45 (view)
 
Just plain UGLY
Posted: 4/5/2009 4:17:22 AM
Coincidentally, I'd do me too.
lol. I thought this thread died weeks ago, and yet here I am getting solicited! XD
Sorry to hear about your experience with the truly nutty weirdo, brookyngirl717. I agree with Sheeva, checking out his profile every single day and then deleting all his messages sounds like incredible amounts of fun.

I think you should go one step farther and tell him that you didn't know he was into that sort of thing, and send him a picture of Charles Manson when you respond.
Creepy guy wants to be creepy, I say destroy him at his own game.
 StrangeMonkey9000
Joined: 12/24/2008
Msg: 16 (view)
 
Letters to God
Posted: 4/2/2009 10:06:33 AM
Sure go ahead.
I don't mean to offend anybody here, I'm just trying to put the big guy on the spot and let him 'splain himself. :P

I'm not someone that has a lot of faith personally. If he does exist, I'm expecting him to either be a dirty double crosser, or two separate gods, one that took over after the last one left off.

Otherwise it's all just hogwash and finger wiggling by clerics hundreds of years ago that decided to spoon feed these things to people in a better effort to control them.
 StrangeMonkey9000
Joined: 12/24/2008
Msg: 14 (view)
 
Letters to God
Posted: 4/2/2009 9:34:41 AM
Dear omnipotent jerkass. What gives? First you come, freeing the oppressed and putting unbelievers to the sword, kicking ass and not even bothering to take names, you slay the firstborn, you flood the world, you destroy the nations that came before your chosen people, you toppled towers, leveled cities with fire and brimstone, turned people to salt, swallowed people whole with your mighty earthquakes, and eradicated that which you created and then deemed unclean. Your representatives on Earth even started a small series of crusades in your name, one right after the other like some sort of hollywood horror film that just doesn't know when to end.
For several thousand years you were the end all, beat all, prideful, prejudiced, jealous, callous, god of death.

What happened?

Now you're the god of fuzzy kitties and love, and joy, and forgiveness, and happyness, and all that other stuff.

Was there a mistranslation somewhere? Are your followers doing this of their own free will and smearing your mighty name in the process? If so why have you not strung them up by their collective foreskins and fed them to your flying monkeys?
If you have decided this is the way to go, then I'm calling bullshit. Mankind may individually have the attention span of a hummingbird but collectively, we record shit.
It's called the bible. Your own holy book tells us what kind of a raging jerk you used to be. Why should I trust that your intentions are as pure as you say they are and aren't just a grab for more worshippers and a bigger piece of the pie.

Thanks for your time.

sincerely
--Thor
 StrangeMonkey9000
Joined: 12/24/2008
Msg: 3 (view)
 
my best friend 'loves me'
Posted: 4/2/2009 2:15:46 AM
Chances are good he's wanting you as more than just a friend. You may try and ride this one out and stay his friend but it's just going to keep him wanting you. Have you explained to him that you're not interested in him like that?

If not I think you better have that conversation. If you stay hanging around him it's not going to change, so in the end the best thing may be for you to give him some space for awhile and let him settle down.

Or you could give him a try if you're feeling adventurous. I've known women that swear that being friend's first is the best way for a relationship to start.
 StrangeMonkey9000
Joined: 12/24/2008
Msg: 18 (view)
 
Would you guys date a woman with an intellectual disability
Posted: 3/27/2009 12:38:49 PM
I, unfortunately could not. I am very attracted to women that can intellectually keep up with me. (I'm not saying I'm brilliant, I just want someone I don't have to slow down for.)

I may sound stuck up or snobbish but really, no amount of cute could fix that for me.
 StrangeMonkey9000
Joined: 12/24/2008
Msg: 12 (view)
 
What are my REAL chances?
Posted: 3/27/2009 12:29:57 PM
Damn.... just.... Damn....

Ok, so I read your story and also your profile. I have a few tips for you right off the bat....

Jeeze I'm going to have to open another window for this one...


ok.... So what are some of your interests? I notice that you didn't have a single thing up there. Does nothing interest you? If you have nothing that you like it sounds less like being anti social and more along the lines of clinical depression. Women like to talk about things that interest them, just like everyone does. If you have no interests then you have nothing to connect with.

Secondly, all the negetivity is going to drag you down, bro. People don't want a partner that's going to kill their mood every time they're around them. Try and look up. Also, getting into a relationship just because you are lonely is a HORRIBLE reason. That sounds to me like your going to cling on to the first person that comes along and shows interest, which is going to scare the bejeezus out of them.

The dark, depressing poetry isn't exactly something that you want to put on your front page profile either, and if you do, don't draw attention to it by saying that it illustrates your loneliness. It's just no good, bro. Lose it. Keep it hidden back and show it to the girl after she's gotten to like you, explain it to her then about how you felt before her. As it is, it's like waving a great big red flag right off the bat.

Ok, now for looking for girls in bars. Bad idea. I mean bad. You may find a barfly and end up getting hooked up but that's not going to solve the problem, it's going to intensify it. Random sex isn't a cure for loneliness, and do you really want to give your virginity away to some random skank who's probably already slept with the whole bar?

As someone that has kept his virginity into his 20's let me tell you that YES, being a virgin is a huge turn off for most girls and the will bolt. But if a girl is really into you, she won't care. At least in my case, I'm sure it's not a fluke and is repeatable for others under the right circumstances.

As has been ran into the ground here, get a picture up. Pronto. Most ladies won't even give you the time of day without one.

Also, take down the part about being attracted to a married woman and that whole affair. Take it off of your profile NOW. You're scaring them off with that stuff. You're profile is less about you and more about how bitter you are. Put up some more interesting things, mention and go into detail with the things that are important to your life, and lay off the lonely and desperate binge.

That's about all I can do for you bro. It sounds like you're not really in any mental condition to start dating, you need to get your head straight and come out of this funk you've found yourself in. Maybe then you can start looking ahead to a relationship.
 StrangeMonkey9000
Joined: 12/24/2008
Msg: 40 (view)
 
Just plain UGLY
Posted: 3/26/2009 1:45:40 AM
People have been asking me to post her account name, but it's not going to happen. I hold no grudge against her even though she's proven herself unfit by my standards. Besides I think it's against the forum rules and I'd probably get banned which I don't want to do.
I like it here.
 StrangeMonkey9000
Joined: 12/24/2008
Msg: 37 (view)
 
Just plain UGLY
Posted: 3/25/2009 9:00:13 PM
FUGLY, I always loved that word. It's good and solid, and best of all, reusable.

To the people that believe I'm crying out for attention I have this to say:

"Ahem," (produces megaphone and puts to lips with a loud squelch), "I am ok. That is all. thank you"


Well the consistency of some of these occurrences seems to be something along the lines of: "I've had a bad day, and I feel unattractive. OMG!! He hit on me! How dare he! Go away and let me wallow in self pity!"

If it happens again I'm going to use my megaphone to ask my next potential date out. That should fix everything.
 StrangeMonkey9000
Joined: 12/24/2008
Msg: 27 (view)
 
Just plain UGLY
Posted: 3/23/2009 11:12:01 AM
I accept this award on behalf of my brothas around the world. Keep hustlin!

lol getting compliments wasn't the point, I wanted to hear other stories of this sort of thing, but hey. I'm not going to argue the results. :P
 StrangeMonkey9000
Joined: 12/24/2008
Msg: 25 (view)
 
Just plain UGLY
Posted: 3/23/2009 9:07:24 AM
Wow, lol. This thread grew overnight.

So it's looking like this isn't a rare occurance after all. The more I think about it the more the likelyhood of it being a bunch of kids all goofing around sounds likely. Thanks for the compliments, those were unexpected but welcome :P

..........proceed.



 StrangeMonkey9000
Joined: 12/24/2008
Msg: 6 (view)
 
Am I Paranoid Or Is This Normal?
Posted: 3/23/2009 1:47:45 AM
He's an alcoholic and a stoner. Stay away from him he's bad news.
He's trying WAY too hard to get your affection and he's probably making a huge effort not to talk about sex to get you in the comfort zone. Sorry but everything you've said about this guy just screams of manipulation

But we both know you're not going to listen to this, so go ahead.
 StrangeMonkey9000
Joined: 12/24/2008
Msg: 15 (view)
 
Why do women my age only want to drink and party?
Posted: 3/22/2009 9:45:31 PM
I've had the same issue myself. I've been looking for years now. I'm going to be 25 and STILL can't find a woman around my age that's not either too busy to bother with or a complete and total alcoholic/drug user.

My conversation with most girls I find attractive goes like this.

Me: So what do you do for fun?
Her: Oh, I like to go out with my friends, have a few beers, get drunk. You know.
Me: Ok, that's alright sometimes. I'm not a big party goer myself but I show up at places from time to time. What do you do besides that?
Her: Well, I went to this club the other day and they were passing around ecstasy. It was amazing. But they closed the club down and we went home and broke out the bong. Wanna ****?
Me: No.

Ok, that's a bit of an exaggeration but you see where I'm coming from? Then on the other hand there are the really uptight girls that pull this number.

Me: Hey, how's it going?
Her: .....
Me: You alright? You were smiling just a second ago. I notice you have an ipod, what you listening to?
Her: ......
Me: 'waves hand over face' Anybody home?
Her:.....
Me: Ok..... 'leaves'
Her: WHY DOESN'T ANYBODY LOVE ME!!???
Me: 'runs for his life'

Of course not for profit and church group things seem like the way to go but then you get this scenario.

Me: Hey, I noticed that you're here every weekend. My name's Brandon. How's it going?
Her: O hi. I'm 'insert name here'. Nice to meet you! I saw you here too!
Me: Yup. So what do you do besides come here?
Her: Oh, I like to be around my parents, watch christian movies, go to church, and praise the lord!
Me: uh huh. Well that's cool. I tend to be a bit more laid back with religion. I'm still figuring out where I fit in the grand scheme of things.
Her: You havn't found jesus?
Me: I'm not sure christianity is the way for me, is all.
Her: But you're going to go to hell!
Me: Maybe, who's to know for sure?
Her: But the bible says so!
Me: You mean the one that's been translated like 5 times?
Her: How do you sleep at night knowing that you're not saved?
Me: I usually turn a fan on and I sleep just fine. Hey, I couldn't help but notice that you've been coming here alone and you don't have a ring. I was wondering if you want to discuss this some more over coffee or somehting.
Her: but I'm married to Jesus!
Me: Of course..... I'll ttyl.
 StrangeMonkey9000
Joined: 12/24/2008
Msg: 11 (view)
 
How much sleep Do you Actually Get per Night ?
Posted: 3/22/2009 7:37:41 PM
I roughly get about 3 or 4 hours of sleep a night during weekdays. I've had time to myself lately so I've managed to start getting caught up.

I've discovered that I can sleep while standing up, as well as drive home while sleeping without wrecking.... at least that I can remember.
 StrangeMonkey9000
Joined: 12/24/2008
Msg: 1 (view)
 
Just plain UGLY
Posted: 3/22/2009 7:00:11 PM
I'm not sure if this would qualify as a dating experience since it's nothing even close to resembling a date, but it does have to do with PoF and I'm not sure what thread to post it under.

I recently received the worst response I've ever gotten from a girl. I messaged a girl on here, (I'm not going to be petty and say who) and sent her a short, personalized, message asking her about her interests. No pictures of my wang or nothing, lol.

She responds back with a "eww, I don't like ugly people. Go bother someone else."

I'm almost flattered that she went out of her way to insult me. Most people would just read/delete, but she saw fit to reply to me like that.

I personally don't think I'm that bad looking, (even though a lot of people on PoF have rated my pic as a 3 ) I realize that I'm not the most handsome thing on the planet but what gives here? Just feeling mean spirited? lmao.

Anyway I got to wondering how common this is. Anybody else ever send a message to someone and get something like that back?
 StrangeMonkey9000
Joined: 12/24/2008
Msg: 63 (view)
 
I just need ONE decent guy...
Posted: 3/22/2009 5:09:08 PM
I find it funny that the OP mentions Brad Pitt as the top of the line as far as how she judges men, but yet she requires no baggage or complications.

I laughed pretty hard at that. Probably a lot harder than a straight guy should have.

Anyway, decent isn't good. You shouldn't be looking for someone that's just "decent". That sounds like you're just settling for what you can get. How would you feel if you ended up with the man of your dreams only to have him call you just "decent"?

I say stop looking for decent and go for what you really want.

If you lower your standards, you just get a lower quality of man and is that what you really want?

On the other coin, I'm sure a lot of guys on here find themselves to be "decent." I personally don't consider "decent" to be a good thing at all, it denotes just being good enough to be acceptable. Who wants to consider themselves just barely good enough?

PS: Holy quotation marks batman!
 StrangeMonkey9000
Joined: 12/24/2008
Msg: 797 (view)
 
would you date a stripper?
Posted: 3/22/2009 11:50:29 AM
I'm not so sure how I'd feel about this. On one hand I'd like ot think I'm mature enough to handle it, but I dated a girl that did something similar to stripping and I absolutely coul not turn my back on that girl or she'd be up to no good, (doing drugs, cheating, etc..) so that experience has left me a little wary and jaded of the idea.

I know that not all women who are dancers are like that, but that one experience burned me really bad and I would have a very hard time trusting someone else that did it having known the lifestyle.
 StrangeMonkey9000
Joined: 12/24/2008
Msg: 12 (view)
 
anybody else never ever find mr or ms rite
Posted: 3/22/2009 11:26:48 AM
To those less familiar with online forums, I would like to present to you what is referred to as an Internet Troll.

Their biology makes them compelled to go to forums and start "flame wars" or incite arguments with those forum goers.

The best way to handle a Troll is to ignore them. Giving them any attention at all only ensures that the Troll is successful in his mission.

Good attention or bad, it's still attention and that's what they are after.

Now you are forewarned and better armed against Troll attacks.

 StrangeMonkey9000
Joined: 12/24/2008
Msg: 16 (view)
 
Considering Private Military School for my Son
Posted: 3/20/2009 10:57:34 PM
Well, I don't think a christian military school would be good for him, it's probably just make him feel suffocated.

He needs an outlet for his anger and feelings or it's going ot eat him up inside. A hobby or something. Have you tried getting him into music or art? Of course judging from your description of him I don't think he'd take well to a clarinet, or xylophone. Maybe a cheap electric guitar and sending him to lessons would be better. Crushing his spirit and controlling him will not get the results you want. He's looking for meaning and getting nothing but controlling and over protection from what I understand.

No offense. I'm just going off of what my childhood was like. Over protection and control used to drive me insane.
 StrangeMonkey9000
Joined: 12/24/2008
Msg: 9 (view)
 
The Many Meanings of Mixed CDs
Posted: 3/20/2009 10:47:31 PM
Yeah. The guy in question is definitely trying to say something there. He wasn't putting on those romantic songs just because he thinks you'd like them, he was trying to get a message across. Sounds like he's trying to work his way out of the friend zone.
 StrangeMonkey9000
Joined: 12/24/2008
Msg: 10 (view)
 
what can a woman do if a ex is bitter toward her?
Posted: 3/20/2009 10:38:24 PM
It's sounding like a mutual thing here. There's not much info you're giving us but if he was your fiancee then you were pretty serious on each other. Judging from what little you've given us then you stressed out of him getting upset and he got stressed out of you getting stressed etc...

Who knows, we need more info.
 StrangeMonkey9000
Joined: 12/24/2008
Msg: 10 (view)
 
Work Flirt
Posted: 3/20/2009 10:31:56 PM
Judging from what you said the attraction is mutual. He's just testing the waters to get a reaction but you're giving him mixed signals. Next time something like that happens and you get the opportunity try making the decision for the both of you and invite him. Or if he says he's going to go have a few drinks offer to tag along.

He just needs a prod is all.
 StrangeMonkey9000
Joined: 12/24/2008
Msg: 5 (view)
 
Would you want to be friends with girls you've gone out with?
Posted: 3/20/2009 10:26:28 PM
I do have an online ex that I still talk to. She couldn't make up her mind if she wanted to wait for me to come over to her, (she lived a loooong distance from me) or if she wanted to be with her baby's father which was more convenient. She bounced back and forth for a bit before I finally told her to stop it.

I love her but I'm not in love with her, and we'll probably always be friends.
 StrangeMonkey9000
Joined: 12/24/2008
Msg: 5 (view)
 
When is enough, enough?
Posted: 3/20/2009 10:21:26 PM
He's coming in and out of your life because he knows he can. You're being used, unfortunately and my best advice for you is to not go for him.

If he's just looking for "fun" then that's a good sign that he's not going to settle down, at least not for a very long time and even if he does, do you really want to be the one he settled for?

I say move on to someone that's not going to treat you like an amusement.
 StrangeMonkey9000
Joined: 12/24/2008
Msg: 10 (view)
 
What am I doing wrong
Posted: 3/20/2009 6:22:22 PM
sounds like she's just not into you bro. It sucks, but there's nothing you can do to fix it. Sending her flowers when you haven't even gone on a date with her is coming on a little strong, and in all honesty if you're being that aggressive she may be only staying with groups of people because she's getting a bit of the old stalker vibe from you.

Move on and learn from your mistakes.
 StrangeMonkey9000
Joined: 12/24/2008
Msg: 5 (view)
 
Very unusual situation....
Posted: 3/20/2009 6:17:12 PM
It sounds like her sis was attracted to you but didn't want to say anything herself so used your room mates wife as a go between to set you guys up.

I'll be honest here, you did the right thing in telling the wife your concerns but the potential for disaster here is tremendous. Sure they may say they understand but emotions are hardly rational. I say be careful.

Also, I'm not sure if you should have said "Sure I'd love to," when you obviously are having doubts. That's going to raise expectations because it's going to get back to the wife's sis, I can guarantee it.
 StrangeMonkey9000
Joined: 12/24/2008
Msg: 69 (view)
 
You call this Dating?
Posted: 3/20/2009 2:31:32 AM
What was his tone when he said that? Maybe he was joking. Then again if he's a good olde boy he's probably a redneck and rednecks do stupid shit like that.

I'm not sure what advice I can give you other than, if it was a bad joke I say shrug it off, but if he's serious, ditch him and never look back.
 
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