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 Lalby
Joined: 12/5/2005
Msg: 13 (view)
 
Getting older
Posted: 1/28/2014 3:42:30 PM
I don't like this getting older thing ive started getting lines round my eyes n on my head when I frown
 lalby
Joined: 12/5/2005
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MONTHLY PoF SINGLES NIGHT ... SAT 1ST SEPT @ THE STATION HOTEL, PRESTON
Posted: 8/24/2012 2:17:16 AM
I might be Amy as my friend isnt so sure at the mo.
 lalby
Joined: 12/5/2005
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MONTHLY PoF SINGLES NIGHT ... SAT 1ST SEPT @ THE STATION HOTEL, PRESTON
Posted: 8/22/2012 1:52:54 AM
This is my first weekend off in sometime so i may have to come to this.
 lalby
Joined: 12/5/2005
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Kissing
Posted: 3/19/2012 2:12:41 PM
Yep ive had a few of the impulse shags but always had some lusty kisses with them
 lalby
Joined: 12/5/2005
Msg: 19 (view)
 
Kissing
Posted: 3/19/2012 1:57:55 PM
I couldn't have sex without all the kissing its build up that is the good bit.
Also sometimes prefer to just kiss and cuddle then to have sex

I think sex without kissing is a bit cold n detached from the act.

And matching raincoats is just weird n sad like matching ski jackets.
 lalby
Joined: 12/5/2005
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Matchmaking yourself.....
Posted: 3/11/2012 3:11:39 AM
If i like the look of someone i message them,also if ive found their profile a good read and it has made me laugh is a good sign.
But you don't tend to know what they are like really untill you have spoken to them...ive often found that there can be a few messages flicked back n forth n then they turn out to be a bit weird or just boring,so what is in the profile doesn't always give that much away.
 lalby
Joined: 12/5/2005
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'Meet Me'
Posted: 3/9/2012 2:59:31 PM
Always ?? hmmmmm

Couldn't you hitch a lift id feel like i was ordering a hooker and i only do that on my birthday.
 lalby
Joined: 12/5/2005
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'Meet Me'
Posted: 3/9/2012 2:54:38 PM
I had a look at this the other day concidering they want to meet none of them have mailed me!

So i have come to the conclusion....it is sh1te.
 lalby
Joined: 12/5/2005
Msg: 129 (view)
 
Things that cause you irrational/rational rage
Posted: 3/6/2012 11:29:38 PM
Teenagers in a morning

They have gone now but i had the whole mum where is this mum where is that and whinging.

I don't know where they put their bloody stuff!!!
I tell them every night before bed to get their bloody stuff ready
Rant over
 lalby
Joined: 12/5/2005
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Would you be interested..??
Posted: 3/6/2012 11:21:00 PM
On the flip side lots of guys don't mind about bi sexual women....
But would you as a woman be interested in a bi sexual guy?

I know i wouldn't be comfortable dating a bi sexual guy,and i don't have a closed mind i just don't think i could get past it so wouldn't venture into anything with a guy who had liked to be with other guys.
 lalby
Joined: 12/5/2005
Msg: 143 (view)
 
photos ,on profiles ,
Posted: 3/6/2012 12:21:13 PM
He he he i forgot about our calender



It was his birthday we should have got the bonfire night one out again


Lol never trust a woman with your naked pics specially not this one
 lalby
Joined: 12/5/2005
Msg: 140 (view)
 
photos ,on profiles ,
Posted: 3/6/2012 9:39:41 AM
Who said anything about shoving things up arses?????


I think you may have issues



Maybe that's what goes through your mind.


You might be a sexual deviant
 lalby
Joined: 12/5/2005
Msg: 72 (view)
 
Soldiers
Posted: 3/6/2012 5:26:17 AM
If some hot soldier wants to woo me in their dessert sands i have no objections

I have a couple of pen pals from a site,i send letters and the odd shoe box out,they do a fantastic job and some don't have family who will send them a few home comforts now and then.

And they really appreciate it and its the least i can do really :-)
 lalby
Joined: 12/5/2005
Msg: 138 (view)
 
photos ,on profiles ,
Posted: 3/6/2012 5:22:42 AM
I read it as anal beads aswell first off

And no i have no experience im a virgin and have never shared my bed sorry...but i did have this friend who's husband pissed the bed when drunk...she told me about them.
 lalby
Joined: 12/5/2005
Msg: 71 (view)
 
The mass mailing approach
Posted: 3/5/2012 3:44:40 PM
Swingers


Have to be


I once got told anyone with pampas grass in the front garden is a swinger


Its fact!



vvvvv Apart from fancy a bum.....apparently its offensive!
 lalby
Joined: 12/5/2005
Msg: 69 (view)
 
The mass mailing approach
Posted: 3/5/2012 3:38:48 PM
Ive seen the things i wore at 18....they wouldn't even cover Kylie im kinda glad i can't fit into them!


And im a pure n innocent soul really im just misunderstood
 lalby
Joined: 12/5/2005
Msg: 67 (view)
 
The mass mailing approach
Posted: 3/5/2012 3:29:17 PM
I bet they had swinging parties n pampas grass in the garden!


Or do i have a sick mind?
 lalby
Joined: 12/5/2005
Msg: 65 (view)
 
The mass mailing approach
Posted: 3/5/2012 3:24:38 PM
I like to dress like Margaret Thatcher and play bridge for fun....my arse is increasing and i will be soon for my blue rinse but what can we do about it,you it 30 n its all downhill eh
 lalby
Joined: 12/5/2005
Msg: 115 (view)
 
Things that cause you irrational/rational rage
Posted: 3/5/2012 3:19:15 PM
That's a bad one they walk to the washer in this house of their own accord.

Chavs!
 lalby
Joined: 12/5/2005
Msg: 132 (view)
 
photos ,on profiles ,
Posted: 3/5/2012 3:16:38 PM
I never flirt!

And you can get past the laminating thing just tell your son its for a project you have to finish later when he's in bed...mine now thinks im slightly mad and i can't let him watch 24 hour photo he might think im weird.

And you can get those plastic bed sheet thingies they help with the blood situation
 lalby
Joined: 12/5/2005
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the smell of fear
Posted: 3/4/2012 10:10:41 AM
Smell is important,a good smelling man is a huge turn on i mean if you were attracted to a guy and they smelt bad it would put you off.

I don't notice anything different but i have an implant so don't have the periods...maybe there is something in it.
 lalby
Joined: 12/5/2005
Msg: 5 (view)
 
Romantic gestures.
Posted: 3/3/2012 8:15:30 PM
Id have laughed but im a bugger
 lalby
Joined: 12/5/2005
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Romantic gestures.
Posted: 3/3/2012 10:36:44 AM
I love rocky horror there are some scary pics floating about as me as magenta and also frank n furter another year.
 lalby
Joined: 12/5/2005
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Romantic gestures.
Posted: 3/3/2012 8:34:45 AM
Cut a long story short (well shortish)
I saw a guy for a while last year,things were very good and we just gelled and clicked and it was like we fitted from day one.
We liked eachother lots that was obvious but we never spoke about it,back end of last year we decided to call it a day because the distance was a big thing for him and he couldn't handle just not being able to call n see me when he wanted and with me working away now n then he said he wouldn't be able to deal with the breaks in not seeing me.
Anyways me being me never discussed how i felt with him and never really spoke about it just went along and said well hey if thats what has to be has to be...we stayed friends and spoke on the phone and such and on wed leap year me being me jokingly txted hey lets get married...he said yeah why not.
Since then came a stale mate as to if we were winding eachother up or not.
Well it seems it has all brought up old feelings and now he is all confused.
Ive had dates since n he dated someone which was all a bit up in the air for a couple of weeks.
Anyways the big gesture was if we both turned up at Manchester picadilly station today at 5pm it was worth speaking and worth another go of it.
I was confused as to if i should go or not and it is now decided not to as if there was issues with distance then how can they not be issues with it now...:-(
So there we have it the big romantic gesture was not to be im going to go out and think about what if and maybe this n maybe that and be cheered up by my friends
 lalby
Joined: 12/5/2005
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Romantic gestures.
Posted: 3/3/2012 6:12:51 AM
Im just wondering how many of you think the whole big romantic gesture thing works.
You see it in films and things,were people have to be a certain place for a certain time and if both parties are there its meant to be...and people chasing people to the otherside of the world to pour out their feeling.
But do things like this happen in real life?
If you were given the option of a huge gesture would you go for it?
And if you have done the big gesture thing what did you do?
 lalby
Joined: 12/5/2005
Msg: 2 (view)
 
'Make Bradford British'
Posted: 3/2/2012 10:36:48 AM
I didn't watch it but i did record it to watch later.
I thought from the ads it would be really good and give people an insight into the different cultured in Britain
 lalby
Joined: 12/5/2005
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Jobs and working...slave labour
Posted: 3/2/2012 8:31:17 AM
I did a yts scheme as a teen and did fulltime hours for £45 a week and the place i worked had 4 of us doing it!
None of us got fulltime employment when our time was up,we gained an nvq and that was it.
I believe it is slave labour and people should be paid appropriately,If they were going in for a trial period then getting long term work out of it,it would be different but i suspect firms will just use people for cheap labour and when the time comes take another person on in the same situation.
 lalby
Joined: 12/5/2005
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bad at maths
Posted: 3/2/2012 8:18:06 AM
Im actually quite good at maths and got a b for my maths but im dyslexic and apparently its quite common to be good at maths when your no good with words.
 lalby
Joined: 12/5/2005
Msg: 12 (view)
 
Males becoming extinct??
Posted: 3/2/2012 7:45:46 AM
Aye matching scatter cushions are a must these days
 lalby
Joined: 12/5/2005
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Males becoming extinct??
Posted: 3/2/2012 3:23:46 AM
For me manly is someone who is a bit rough around the edges,who looks like he could throw me about a bit.I like the rough n ready look but i guess its a matter or taste.
Im not into the pretty boy look,men in skinny jeans and silk scarfs n blazers with a full tin of hairspray n guyliner...that look just does nothing for me and i find it a little camp.
 lalby
Joined: 12/5/2005
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Males becoming extinct??
Posted: 3/2/2012 2:26:43 AM
That's it i want a guy who acts like a guy...not someone who wants to borrow my straightners.

My son came to me this morning and said mum have you any hair spray...wtf i went upstairs n hes preening his hair in my mirror and spraying it and using some moisturiser to boot

I don't think there is anything wrong in looking after yourself but i do think the boys are so much more feminine now then they were....as for becoming extinct that thought scares me.
 lalby
Joined: 12/5/2005
Msg: 50 (view)
 
The mass mailing approach
Posted: 3/1/2012 11:23:10 PM
I don't think i will now lol i may just stay single.
 lalby
Joined: 12/5/2005
Msg: 33 (view)
 
Dating Site Scammers
Posted: 3/1/2012 2:44:52 PM
Sorry binty babe almost done


And not me i aint go higher then £2 and i wants the works
 lalby
Joined: 12/5/2005
Msg: 32 (view)
 
Dating Site Scammers
Posted: 3/1/2012 1:52:56 PM
Im not sure but i think the shearers are a goer


In reality tho i keap my curtains spotless thank you .... no shop doorways for me ya know
 lalby
Joined: 12/5/2005
Msg: 31 (view)
 
Dating Site Scammers
Posted: 3/1/2012 1:43:31 PM
Hey if you play your cards right i will give you £2



I will warm up the ky and puts some peanuts in a dish.....

Will you be wanting guiness?


Woohoo im gonna go defluff the muff to :-)
 lalby
Joined: 12/5/2005
Msg: 30 (view)
 
Dating Site Scammers
Posted: 3/1/2012 1:40:49 PM
Oh go on then seen as ya love me


Do you wanna get fluffy later ......ive shaved me legs
 lalby
Joined: 12/5/2005
Msg: 29 (view)
 
Dating Site Scammers
Posted: 3/1/2012 1:34:50 PM
I get the odd ...I am liking to be meaningful friend with you mail i tend to ignore them as you can pretty much guess the scammers straight off.

I think if we were wary of everyone on the net tho none of us would get anywhere.
 lalby
Joined: 12/5/2005
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The mass mailing approach
Posted: 3/1/2012 12:13:05 PM
She is right there are a hell of a lot of men that stipulate they want women who arnt players or into mind games,going on how they have been hurt.

Also they go on about not wanting women who are gold diggers,and they want women who arnt high maintenance.

So its not just the women some of the men here seem to have issues to.
 lalby
Joined: 12/5/2005
Msg: 41 (view)
 
The mass mailing approach
Posted: 3/1/2012 11:21:47 AM
Well i think your all messaging the wrong women some of us are actually quite cool n just as we come across

And if there is 20 men to 1 woman why don't i ever get mail
 lalby
Joined: 12/5/2005
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Is 3 minutes all you need?
Posted: 3/1/2012 6:06:07 AM
I love yoga it makes you realise you can bend your body in ways you never thought possible
 lalby
Joined: 12/5/2005
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Star signs an height
Posted: 3/1/2012 2:54:25 AM
Are you saying im not glamorous!

I heard that too techno always around july to aug must be something in it.
 lalby
Joined: 12/5/2005
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Star signs an height
Posted: 3/1/2012 2:42:34 AM
I can't say i have but i will look out for it now
Im leo and tall so you could be right
 lalby
Joined: 12/5/2005
Msg: 39 (view)
 
The mass mailing approach
Posted: 3/1/2012 2:33:11 AM
Ha ha ha ha c0ck blocking


So i had some more responses but im not sure im down with all this bumming malarky now
 lalby
Joined: 12/5/2005
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Lazy parenting?
Posted: 3/1/2012 1:42:17 AM
Agreed there the threat of a good hiding off my mother was enough to make me behave as id had one n wasn't hell bent on getting another lightly.
I am going to do the lazy parenting chippy tea for mine tonight as i have to run around after school and do swimming lessons and appointments and will be late home,and i spent ages cooking and grumpy number 1,14 year old said "i don't like this its minging can't i just have chips!" He is the fussiest eater ive even know and would eat chips every day if i allowed him to.
 lalby
Joined: 12/5/2005
Msg: 106 (view)
 
photos ,on profiles ,
Posted: 3/1/2012 1:34:38 AM
Easy cleaned if laminated n i wouldn't wanna be dirty


VVVVV That's just shocking i am offended!
 lalby
Joined: 12/5/2005
Msg: 103 (view)
 
photos ,on profiles ,
Posted: 2/29/2012 11:23:27 PM
^^^^ I quite like your mirror pic i might laminate it later
 lalby
Joined: 12/5/2005
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Old and alone.
Posted: 2/29/2012 11:16:37 PM
Im never growing old,but if it happens and i have to i have a pact with someone we will do it together we made that promise.

Otherwise i will just torture my kids for a few years

But in reality the thought of not being able to do stuff for myself would be awful and i wouldn't cope.
 lalby
Joined: 12/5/2005
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Hardwired for sex. Are robots the sex partners of the future?
Posted: 2/29/2012 11:10:53 PM
I guess it wouldn't answer back and it wouldn't get tired snore or fart.

But it also wouldn't be warm or make you giggle or give lush cuddles n kisses,or discuss your day or any worries.

And that's what i miss really not the sex itself.
 lalby
Joined: 12/5/2005
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Leap Year proposals?
Posted: 2/29/2012 11:07:13 PM
He he he im actually really enjoying this now,so we spoke on the phone last night and i have him now believing he is betrothed

He kept going very quiet n then, saying behave your beginning to make me think your serious!

Lol im gonna carry this one on a bit longer its actually quite amusing me.
 lalby
Joined: 12/5/2005
Msg: 34 (view)
 
The mass mailing approach
Posted: 2/29/2012 2:53:14 PM
Got another response....they said only if i can do the bumming


The cheek of it,the buggers

I will do the bumming
 
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