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 Author Thread: Cop Humour
 mike koerber
Joined: 3/13/2009
Msg: 35 (view)
 
Cop Humour
Posted: 7/31/2010 12:04:02 PM
the federal time and hiding behind the uniform tough guy thingy.822
 mike koerber
Joined: 3/13/2009
Msg: 34 (view)
 
Cop Humour
Posted: 7/31/2010 12:02:53 PM
i do believe you hit the nail right on the hammer wit dat little snippit.
 mike koerber
Joined: 3/13/2009
Msg: 33 (view)
 
Cop Humour
Posted: 7/31/2010 11:59:06 AM
during a detainment by an officer of the canadian persuasion {rcmp} i was recently asked if i did drugs.
my reply was equally canadian...
why? you got a joint?
true storey.
 mike koerber
Joined: 3/13/2009
Msg: 32 (view)
 
Cop Humour
Posted: 7/31/2010 11:53:57 AM
gettin any lately 822?
 mike koerber
Joined: 3/13/2009
Msg: 3 (view)
 
Joke
Posted: 3/2/2010 6:42:53 PM
whats the difference between a biker and a pig?
pigs dont get drunk and f##$k bikers.
 mike koerber
Joined: 3/13/2009
Msg: 8 (view)
 
To the guy doing my wife..
Posted: 11/14/2009 11:52:35 AM
yah it happens butt yah gotta stay strong and focused join a team or get a hobbie...

what i did was start a gentelmens hockey league to teach us all how to comunicate in the final sentelments and lawyers and such in a gentelmens demeaner.
its the same as regular hockey only no equipment and no clothes.
the penalties r a little different ....
three minutes not two.
and the drinks onthe bench r stricktlely confined two "one two ones"
for those of you that dont recognize this drink it consists of
1.2 onces of grain alcohol and one ounce of lemon juice. hence 121
it is designed to relax and loosen every body up in order that gentlemen can be gentlemenly. my lawyer thought it was a good idea to serve it at the negotiating table.
afterwards he said it should not be called a 121 but rather a it should be called a
stunned cun#
 mike koerber
Joined: 3/13/2009
Msg: 15 (view)
 
funny one liners thread
Posted: 11/14/2009 11:29:44 AM
why cant men get mad cows disease?
men r pigs.

why cant women get mad cows disease?
no brain.
 mike koerber
Joined: 3/13/2009
Msg: 14 (view)
 
funny one liners thread
Posted: 11/14/2009 11:28:28 AM
what do you call a cow with two legs?
lean beef.
 mike koerber
Joined: 3/13/2009
Msg: 13 (view)
 
funny one liners thread
Posted: 11/14/2009 11:26:46 AM
schizophrenia is contagious you get it from your friends.

yes i hear voices and they dont like you.

youve obvioulsly mistaken me for someone that gives a shi#
 mike koerber
Joined: 3/13/2009
Msg: 12 (view)
 
funny one liners thread
Posted: 11/14/2009 11:22:14 AM
what do you call a chinese woman with one leg?
irene.
 mike koerber
Joined: 3/13/2009
Msg: 73 (view)
 
Women V/S Men
Posted: 11/8/2009 10:11:53 AM
why do women whear makeup and perfume?

cause theyre ugly and they stink.
 mike koerber
Joined: 3/13/2009
Msg: 844 (view)
 
Joke of the day !!
Posted: 11/5/2009 9:06:43 PM
what do you call...
five chinese guys
standing next to
one italian guy
standing next to
five afican american guys?

why a sprinkler of course!








chinkchinkchinkchinkchink
wop
niganiganiganiganiga.

ooooooooooooooo
 mike koerber
Joined: 3/13/2009
Msg: 67 (view)
 
What are your favourite sayings?
Posted: 11/4/2009 10:41:48 PM
i dont need this shit im a god damm good lookin man!
 mike koerber
Joined: 3/13/2009
Msg: 66 (view)
 
What are your favourite sayings?
Posted: 11/4/2009 10:40:39 PM
yup just like in the army
you cant lik it by being soft.
 mike koerber
Joined: 3/13/2009
Msg: 65 (view)
 
What are your favourite sayings?
Posted: 11/4/2009 10:39:53 PM
as da french canadian man once said me too
i look and look and look fer it an den der it was gone.
 mike koerber
Joined: 3/13/2009
Msg: 64 (view)
 
What are your favourite sayings?
Posted: 11/4/2009 10:38:34 PM
the phone cops r gonna git cha for that one.
 mike koerber
Joined: 3/13/2009
Msg: 4 (view)
 
heres a few poems
Posted: 10/30/2009 8:52:23 PM
windsor house i presume
 mike koerber
Joined: 3/13/2009
Msg: 373 (view)
 
A few more jokes from LonelyPhantom.
Posted: 10/27/2009 8:36:37 PM
psychitsophrenia is contagious
you catch it from your friends.
 mike koerber
Joined: 3/13/2009
Msg: 4 (view)
 
Cough Syrup
Posted: 10/27/2009 8:21:00 PM
could somebody call me a
TAXI!
 mike koerber
Joined: 3/13/2009
Msg: 3 (view)
 
The Penis Study
Posted: 10/25/2009 11:40:06 PM
why r pubic hairs curly?
so yer gurl friend doesnt poke her eyes out.
off couse course.
 mike koerber
Joined: 3/13/2009
Msg: 4 (view)
 
Sexual humour
Posted: 10/25/2009 11:38:07 PM
for those that cant handle the c word please read on....
why do they call it a pap shmere?
cause if they called it a c#nt scrape would you go?
ouch!
 mike koerber
Joined: 3/13/2009
Msg: 3 (view)
 
Just Curious
Posted: 10/25/2009 11:36:03 PM
is she ccute.
and for that matter...
why do they call it a pap shmere?















cause if they called it a c#$t scape would you go?
 mike koerber
Joined: 3/13/2009
Msg: 4 (view)
 
Exercise Routine
Posted: 9/20/2009 6:12:25 PM
im more of a twelve ounce and curl guy.
burp.
 mike koerber
Joined: 3/13/2009
Msg: 2 (view)
 
How I cope with my disability
Posted: 8/23/2009 1:30:51 PM
did i tell you why woman wear makeup and perfume?
cause they're ugly and they stink.
if looks could kill they probably allready have.
i guess it sucks feeling all the ugly people.
thats why god made them that way.
they like jewlery.
 mike koerber
Joined: 3/13/2009
Msg: 7 (view)
 
Real balls ........
Posted: 8/14/2009 3:56:37 PM
guts is same sit and asking whats for breakfast
balls is slapping her on the ass and saying your next!
 mike koerber
Joined: 3/13/2009
Msg: 2 (view)
 
a few for the ladies to laugh about..........
Posted: 8/6/2009 11:41:00 PM
ha ha very funny ladies
two thumbs up ha ha
if you think i acctually read them all you obviously have mistaken me for a
rumour.
 mike koerber
Joined: 3/13/2009
Msg: 4 (view)
 
Best Walks into a bar jokes
Posted: 8/3/2009 10:33:37 PM
a panda walks into the bar..
orders a cheesburger and fries and gets up to leave
the bartender attempts to stop him
the panda pulls out a gun and empties the clip into the bartender
and makes his gettaway.
FOR THOSE OF YOU TOO BLOND TO GET THIS I GUESS YER JUST GUNNA HAVE TO LOOK IT UP IN THE DICTIONARY.
 mike koerber
Joined: 3/13/2009
Msg: 7 (view)
 
Dumb Blonde Jokes..
Posted: 8/3/2009 10:14:39 PM
what do you call a blond who dies her hair
?
superficial intelligence

whats the diff between a blond and a blowling ball?
you can only fit three fingers in a bowling ball.

dolly parton and princess di r standing at the gates of heaven...
st peter regretfully informs them that their all full up and only have room
for one more. whitch ever one of you can prove to me your worthyness gets in.
so dolly steps up to the podium and flashes her tatas at st peter.
very nice he replies im pretty sure we could make room for you....
princess di steps forward ... drops her drawrs and proceeds to take out a douce
and do her buisness right in front of the two of them.
st peter then allows the princess to pass through the pearly gates.
why you ask?
cause even in heaven a royal flush beats two pair.
 mike koerber
Joined: 3/13/2009
Msg: 5 (view)
 
HEIGHT WORDS WOMEN USE
Posted: 7/28/2009 9:33:10 PM
this ones nice=$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
how old do you think i am=my place or yours{think about it}
 mike koerber
Joined: 3/13/2009
Msg: 5 (view)
 
Only a man could try this...I laughed so hard...I cried.. !!!!!!
Posted: 7/26/2009 8:40:35 PM
i thought for sure it was yer wife that was going to show you her appreciation.lol
 mike koerber
Joined: 3/13/2009
Msg: 13 (view)
 
Things That Make You Go Hmmmmmm...
Posted: 7/23/2009 5:26:39 PM
why is it when a woman gets married she spends ten years correcting her husbands
behaviour and then complains hes not the man i married?
 mike koerber
Joined: 3/13/2009
Msg: 4 (view)
 
cowboy
Posted: 7/23/2009 5:18:51 PM
ride em rope em brand em and
bag em
lol
 mike koerber
Joined: 3/13/2009
Msg: 8 (view)
 
What Irritates Women
Posted: 6/13/2009 11:29:16 PM
no respect for a workin mans back thats what irritates them really because most of them cant see beyond thier a@# which they spend most of the time in there lookin at.
and getting irritated.
 mike koerber
Joined: 3/13/2009
Msg: 31 (view)
 
A few things not to say when pulled over by the cops.
Posted: 6/2/2009 11:56:38 AM
NOICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 mike koerber
Joined: 3/13/2009
Msg: 30 (view)
 
A few things not to say when pulled over by the cops.
Posted: 6/2/2009 11:55:21 AM
hows your wife?

used that one to death. its probably even in the great csis computer in ohio.
along with the warning to the said officer
TRY NOT TO LAUGH IT MAKES HIM THINK HES WINNING.
 mike koerber
Joined: 3/13/2009
Msg: 29 (view)
 
A few things not to say when pulled over by the cops.
Posted: 6/2/2009 11:52:42 AM
TRUE STORY......
once while being in just such a predickament .....
the ocifer asked me if i did drugs ?
my reply was very casual and polite as we are in canada eh.
WHY YOU GOT A JOINT?
 mike koerber
Joined: 3/13/2009
Msg: 27 (view)
 
if i had a penis...
Posted: 5/26/2009 10:44:06 AM
dont forget dorestops great for that!
no need for alarm clocks got that one covered now you can go to all those threed
world****ees and learn how to plant corn!
or at least learn how the nonreebokers do it. and plant corn.
now perhaps after reading all of the above you can truly enjoy for the first time the true meaning of that sandman line....
"sleep with one eye open"
yup think what you could get done with a third eye! both soaps! chocolate bonbons
under the we magazine and now i can get the corners in the kitchen trouble was before
you were probably just cross eyed for some raisens.
 
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