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 Author Thread: a man lies for sex
 idoallmyownstunts
Joined: 1/24/2006
Msg: 29 (view)
 
a man lies for sex
Posted: 7/22/2009 12:45:31 PM
personally i've never told a lie online.. i swear on my 14inch penis...


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 idoallmyownstunts
Joined: 1/24/2006
Msg: 98 (view)
 
will you or wont you have sex infront of the dog?
Posted: 7/22/2009 12:41:01 PM
i wouldnt mind..but if Fido starts taking video he's outta the room ..i just know he would post that on that video sharing forum for dogs...chewtube.
 IdoAllmyOwnStunts
Joined: 1/24/2006
Msg: 21 (view)
 
Men Shaving...
Posted: 6/4/2009 2:09:16 PM
i shaved there once..
a week later
i got arrested on the subway for scratching!


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 idoallmyownstunts
Joined: 1/24/2006
Msg: 1 (view)
 
is there enough humor in my profile?
Posted: 6/2/2009 7:04:56 AM
i might add more or less... or more muahahahaha

what do you think?


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 IdoAllmyOwnStunts
Joined: 1/24/2006
Msg: 29 (view)
 
Sex with no strings attached, is this possible?
Posted: 5/27/2009 2:27:02 PM
its possible to have sex without the strings but you'll definitely need handcuffs or silk ties or maybe duct tape.. jus sayin ........................................................................................................................................
 idoallmyownstunts
Joined: 1/24/2006
Msg: 819 (view)
 
Is oral sex cheating?
Posted: 3/27/2009 5:43:27 AM
oral sex isnt cheating.................................... if your doing it on yourself!



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 idoallmyownstunts
Joined: 1/24/2006
Msg: 27 (view)
 
opinions on people that cyber
Posted: 3/10/2009 8:28:15 AM
i think of cyber as performance art..


i rememeber cyber in the early days when you had to spin the typewriter around so she could reply.
 idoallmyownstunts
Joined: 1/24/2006
Msg: 19 (view)
 
how do i get a guy just to b friends????
Posted: 3/10/2009 8:20:16 AM
the best male friend is one thats neutered, check the personals at Eunichs.com


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 idoallmyownstunts
Joined: 1/24/2006
Msg: 133 (view)
 
All Night Lovemaking!
Posted: 12/4/2008 1:03:10 PM
starbucks is going to start brewing a Vaigra Espresso so not only can you last longer but you can stay awake after too
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 idoallmyownstunts
Joined: 1/24/2006
Msg: 6 (view)
 
sleeping around on vacation...
Posted: 12/4/2008 1:00:50 PM
what ever happens in Vegas stays in Vegas....jus sayin

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 idoallmyownstunts
Joined: 1/24/2006
Msg: 13 (view)
 
cramps
Posted: 10/5/2008 7:23:28 PM
it aways amazes me that they dont make a chocolate covered midol.



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 idoallmyownstunts
Joined: 1/24/2006
Msg: 33 (view)
 
FRENCH SPEAKER
Posted: 9/23/2008 11:24:32 AM
i dont have an accent but i do kiss in French.


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 idoallmyownstunts
Joined: 1/24/2006
Msg: 114 (view)
 
Hi just had a date from hell....again
Posted: 7/1/2008 1:13:10 PM
i like to pay on the first date.. i dont even mind when she supersizes her combo meal without askin'
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 idoallmyownstunts
Joined: 1/24/2006
Msg: 36 (view)
 
Do you pee in the shower?
Posted: 6/25/2008 8:34:04 AM
i pee in the shower only when im really drunk because hitting the shower takes a lot less hand - eye - penis cordination and aim....


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 idoallmyownstunts
Joined: 1/24/2006
Msg: 8 (view)
 
What would you inscribe or etch for posterity about yourself
Posted: 6/3/2008 7:51:12 PM
probably my initials.. but way up high were only i can reach.

i hope my friends say..

i always wanted him on my team
i aways wanted him as my back
but most of all
i always wanted him as my friend


i hope my Ex's say... he ruined me for everyone else..
 idoallmyownstunts
Joined: 1/24/2006
Msg: 34 (view)
 
Friend Found Wife's Strap-On
Posted: 5/13/2008 10:05:26 AM
the only strap on i've ever used is a feed bag.




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 idoallmyownstunts
Joined: 1/24/2006
Msg: 28 (view)
 
do men REALLY like girls with strong personalities and tomboys?
Posted: 5/7/2008 10:33:09 AM
i know i do!
as long as you dont pee standing up its cool~






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 idoallmyownstunts
Joined: 1/24/2006
Msg: 48 (view)
 
i like phone sex
Posted: 5/7/2008 10:31:25 AM
id like to try phone sex but i cant find a phone that fits.
i also run out of mins too quick and im too embarased to go to verizon and say my package is too small
 idoallmyownstunts
Joined: 1/24/2006
Msg: 292 (view)
 
Erotic Stories....what do you have???
Posted: 5/7/2008 10:24:48 AM
check out this dude.. hes the bomb!


******http://amoristicpillow.blogspot.com/**********



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 idoallmyownstunts
Joined: 1/24/2006
Msg: 8 (view)
 
Asking you to look at naughty pics?
Posted: 5/7/2008 10:22:11 AM
jsut for the record, i will accept naughty pics... but only if tastefully done.






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 idoallmyownstunts
Joined: 1/24/2006
Msg: 7 (view)
 
Asking you to look at naughty pics?
Posted: 5/7/2008 10:21:52 AM
jsut for the record, i will accept naughty pics... but only if tastefully done.






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 idoallmyownstunts
Joined: 1/24/2006
Msg: 23 (view)
 
I have a thing for men...
Posted: 4/29/2008 8:47:15 AM
i like to be a pirate once in a while.. not capt hook but capt slightly curved.

i go all out for halloween too.
last year i was contaceptive sponge bob.
very few were sponge worthy
 idoallmyownstunts
Joined: 1/24/2006
Msg: 10 (view)
 
How to get the most enjoyment of sex with a Gaper?
Posted: 4/29/2008 8:41:33 AM
i recomend Kegals and Lox for breakfast everyday



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 idoallmyownstunts
Joined: 1/24/2006
Msg: 61 (view)
 
Women with no children.
Posted: 4/15/2008 8:44:27 AM
no kids is great!
no awkward explanations the next morning that mommy likes to wrestle uncle jimbo at night sometimes.




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 idoallmyownstunts
Joined: 1/24/2006
Msg: 101 (view)
 
Anal Orgasm?????
Posted: 4/15/2008 8:35:18 AM
guys can have it too
but they have to eat an incredible amount of fiber.


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 idoallmyownstunts
Joined: 1/24/2006
Msg: 61 (view)
 
Sexy vs Looking For Sex
Posted: 4/15/2008 8:33:58 AM
it doesnt matter what you wear, guys will rate Nuns according to sexyness.. at least we did in catholic school..



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 idoallmyownstunts
Joined: 1/24/2006
Msg: 46 (view)
 
Why do somewoman cry after they have sex
Posted: 3/13/2008 8:45:43 AM
because right after the passion is gone theres a moment of utter clarity and they reailze... " I coudda had a V- 8!".....
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 idoallmyownstunts
Joined: 1/24/2006
Msg: 19 (view)
 
Porn emails from friends?
Posted: 3/4/2008 8:11:24 AM
I used to get a lot of porn emails.. now all I get is prescription drug and mortgage rate spam...
sucks getting older...
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 idoallmyownstunts
Joined: 1/24/2006
Msg: 160 (view)
 
masturbating neighbor
Posted: 2/29/2008 8:18:18 AM
i would introduce myself as a Energizer Battery salesman.









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 idoallmyownstunts
Joined: 1/24/2006
Msg: 21 (view)
 
Are you homophobic if...
Posted: 2/29/2008 8:08:36 AM
it wouldnt bother me at all ..............
but if we all were having hot dogs id eat mine with a knife and fork.
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 idoallmyownstunts
Joined: 1/24/2006
Msg: 47 (view)
 
Foreskin Restoration
Posted: 2/29/2008 8:06:37 AM
im thinking of having that done after I get my prosthetic appendix put in.
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 idoallmyownstunts
Joined: 1/24/2006
Msg: 3 (view)
 
Caution: Oestrus in Progress
Posted: 2/27/2008 11:15:01 AM
this could easily be solved by catalouging every single strippers DNA in to a cental data base for later comparisions.
its a dirty job but somebodys got to do it.
ill need help, mostly cash, singles...lots of singles...
 idoallmyownstunts
Joined: 1/24/2006
Msg: 22 (view)
 
Do men feel good when they are needed
Posted: 2/27/2008 8:00:57 AM
ive made a simple chart to explain, I hope it clarifies things a little:

needed in the bedroom = great
needed to take you shopping = fate worse than death
needed to help with those raging hormones = great
needed to complete a honey-do list = bad
needed to conceive a child = great
needed to be there when its birthed = nauseating
needed to check out that new lingerie = great
needed to spend quality time with your mother = torture
 idoallmyownstunts
Joined: 1/24/2006
Msg: 55 (view)
 
What does a guy want to hear
Posted: 2/27/2008 7:53:16 AM
"you look like you could be just the right person to help me figure out the combination to the lock on my chastity belt!" ....works for me a lot..
 idoallmyownstunts
Joined: 1/24/2006
Msg: 18 (view)
 
Sex Toys... (....for men!)
Posted: 2/27/2008 7:45:11 AM
all men own a sex toy...... .. its called a computer

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 idoallmyownstunts
Joined: 1/24/2006
Msg: 34 (view)
 
An aversion to french kissing?
Posted: 2/18/2008 7:59:19 AM
dont tell him its french kissing.. call it freedom kissing instead.


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 idoallmyownstunts
Joined: 1/24/2006
Msg: 29 (view)
 
men who sleep with men but live a straight lifestyle
Posted: 2/11/2008 10:06:15 AM
its not for me..i cant even eat hot dogs without a knife and fork.. bananas too...




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 idoallmyownstunts
Joined: 1/24/2006
Msg: 84 (view)
 
any men out there ever have an erection lasting over four hours?!!!
Posted: 1/28/2008 1:01:28 PM
what do they do when you go to the hospital after 4 hours? ice it or give you a stack of playboys??


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 idoallmyownstunts
Joined: 1/24/2006
Msg: 22 (view)
 
For the Guys!
Posted: 1/25/2008 6:20:34 AM
as long as i can still hear the play by play of the Met game its all good!



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 idoallmyownstunts
Joined: 1/24/2006
Msg: 83 (view)
 
Muscular women... Turn-on or off?
Posted: 1/25/2008 6:19:11 AM
being in shape is awesome.. its when she can crack walnuts with her butt cheeks that its getting UN-Sexy...



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 idoallmyownstunts
Joined: 1/24/2006
Msg: 67 (view)
 
Does a hysterectomy make a woman less attractive?
Posted: 1/24/2008 4:46:00 AM
i wont effect her attractiveness as long as she isnt wearing all the removed parts on a necklace or something.
if shes crafty and makes a purse of the uterus it might be ok as long as she doesnt go crazy with the rhinestones.
 idoallmyownstunts
Joined: 1/24/2006
Msg: 68 (view)
 
Do orgasms get rid of headaches
Posted: 1/24/2008 4:40:39 AM
it cures headaches, makes the skin glow, kills the will to remain awake and usually chases the dog to another room.


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 idoallmyownstunts
Joined: 1/24/2006
Msg: 8 (view)
 
Looking for a better condom
Posted: 1/23/2008 10:22:34 AM
if they made one with vertical stripes to make you appear "longer"
i bet they would sell a bazillion
even if you couldnt feel a thing with it on.
 idoallmyownstunts
Joined: 1/24/2006
Msg: 35 (view)
 
Sex at someone else's house...
Posted: 1/22/2008 8:54:36 AM
i think its no big deal and i would insist on paying for any broken furniture.



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 idoallmyownstunts
Joined: 1/24/2006
Msg: 42 (view)
 
Making out with a celebrity, forgive?
Posted: 1/22/2008 8:35:53 AM
as long as it wasnt Larry King its ok


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 idoallmyownstunts
Joined: 1/24/2006
Msg: 18 (view)
 
Would you join a dating site for mentally ill?
Posted: 1/22/2008 8:34:54 AM
I'd have to be crazy to do that!!

but so far ive tried...

socially mal-adapted.com

Bedroom_Closet_Shrine_Candidates.com

Dyslexic's anothrufus.cat

LittleYappyDogsOwners.com

ObsessiveCompulsiveCompanions.com/analRetentive/ImpecablyDressed/Nohairout ofPlace.html
 idoallmyownstunts
Joined: 1/24/2006
Msg: 16 (view)
 
Would it be a time to somewhat reduce your standards?
Posted: 1/17/2008 7:54:34 AM
its a scientific fact that your standards fall in lock step with the amount of alcohol consumed and the nearer it is to last call.
 idoallmyownstunts
Joined: 1/24/2006
Msg: 14 (view)
 
Anyone with a possible solution?
Posted: 1/17/2008 7:47:55 AM
i hear rachel ray swears by EVOO, extra virgin olive oil.



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 idoallmyownstunts
Joined: 1/24/2006
Msg: 5 (view)
 
Looking for threesomes on the net?
Posted: 1/17/2008 7:46:07 AM
i had a threesome last night.. i used both hands.




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 idoallmyownstunts
Joined: 1/24/2006
Msg: 8 (view)
 
Yours, His, Her's Trademark or Signature Lovemaking Move?
Posted: 1/17/2008 7:45:05 AM
the best is when she waits for sportscenter to finish before she attacks me.


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