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 tu_ez
Joined: 2/1/2006
Msg: 133 (view)
 
A serious sexual question for men and women
Posted: 1/14/2009 5:24:52 PM
This is one messed up gal. In this day and age even if "I weren't interested in sex" with her those unprotected nights are swiriling around in the same city where someone I was interested in resides. Gees.

I worked with a gay guy who bosted to a friend that he had u.p. (bareback) sex with 8 guys in one weekend. This was the late 90's and aids was well on everyones minds cept these guys!!

As for the serial abortions - can't condone that but guess the American medical system allows someone to buy most anything right.

Who started the booger thread?

EZ's Pro-life for the record.
 tu_ez
Joined: 2/1/2006
Msg: 26 (view)
 
steering with the thumb rudder
Posted: 5/19/2008 2:08:57 PM
better the thumb than the other rudder...
 tu_ez
Joined: 2/1/2006
Msg: 11 (view)
 
why do women stay in contact with a guy they hate?
Posted: 5/19/2008 2:06:55 PM
There is this soccer mom that is kinda sweet but she is still all so wraped up in her ex. The guy is a complete a$$. He flaunts these other gals in front of her and she's still there ready to jump in with him if he has a lonely Friday night. He's a drunk, spends every spare dime on toys for himself (trucks, bikes, video games), yells at their kid to get him "into the game" - just want to knock him on his ample a$$ but he's just that threatening type that would phycho out in the parking lot with that huge truck. Why gals, why???
 tu_ez
Joined: 2/1/2006
Msg: 11 (view)
 
tickling as foreplay
Posted: 5/19/2008 1:53:29 PM
Yea - it can be great as foreplay. The more ticklish she is usually the better the "O" she has. Seems related somehow... Trick is to know when to stop tickling and start with the more interesting stuff! Going too far might result in a broken nose, trust me.
 tu_ez
Joined: 2/1/2006
Msg: 225 (view)
 
whats the biggest turn-off on a first date?
Posted: 10/29/2007 10:21:45 PM
her boyfriend calls and she answers,
2 for 1 coupons (don't try this guys),
the waitress hits on ya and your date can't see the benefit of a little 2 on 1 time,
she tells you right near the start that it's her "special time",

SAY wildpassion you are grabbing boobie in your profile - me thinks you sending the wrong message there luv!
 tu_ez
Joined: 2/1/2006
Msg: 196 (view)
 
Worst thing that has ever happened during sex???
Posted: 10/29/2007 10:10:39 PM
She turned into a wife

OMG janey lou remind me to tape a popsicle stick to it ifin we ever hookup. No jokes about this CC ok...
 Tu_ez
Joined: 2/1/2006
Msg: 19 (view)
 
Strangest Place You've Tried To Pick Somebody Up
Posted: 3/5/2007 6:49:40 PM
In hospital. Was going in for surgery and getting something shaved. She was the most beautiful nurse I'd ever seen (kinda like Brock & Nurse Joy) so I asked her out, she said, bud I have a blade here, Thats just part of the charm I replied, she suggested maybe if a few weeks... Never got her name before the drugs kicked in. And to think the hospital won't let me back in to find my nurse pal. Gees what luck!
 Tu_ez
Joined: 2/1/2006
Msg: 91 (view)
 
Men-does it bother you if a woman's legs are not shaved?
Posted: 3/5/2007 6:42:52 PM
Oh yea it does. I mean hair sticking out of slinkey nylons - I'm outta there.
 tu_ez
Joined: 2/1/2006
Msg: 23 (view)
 
How long for cunnilingus?
Posted: 11/27/2006 9:39:22 PM
pries colegurl off the ceiling
 tu_ez
Joined: 2/1/2006
Msg: 22 (view)
 
How long for cunnilingus?
Posted: 11/27/2006 9:32:53 PM
New gal pal? If you're with the gal for the first time it'll be longer or possibly it may not even happen. Spend 20 min tops, even if she hasn't "gone" by then she needs a f*#king If she knows you well, she's happy and there has been some practice in the past you can knock one off in 5 minutes and a second within another 7 - 10 IF she lets you go that long (see 3rd sentence!)
 tu_ez
Joined: 2/1/2006
Msg: 3 (view)
 
Circumcising at 25....Wait!!
Posted: 11/27/2006 9:24:25 PM
Why were you ****ing the cat if you're alergic?
 Tu_ez
Joined: 2/1/2006
Msg: 26 (view)
 
Instant chemistry
Posted: 8/7/2006 9:10:12 PM
Yea I sure have about 3 - 4 times. Funny thing is I remember most everything about those ladies, what they wore that first meet, what we chatted about, her fragrance, etc...

With the exception of one, they all broke my heart!
 Tu_ez
Joined: 2/1/2006
Msg: 20 (view)
 
Jokes, Jokes, Jokes!!!!!!
Posted: 7/31/2006 9:00:09 PM
I have a Labrador retriever & I was buying a large bag of Purina at Wal-Mart. In line the check out line a short elderly woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

Dumb question lady I thought! On impulse, I told her that no, but that I was starting “The Purina Diet" again, although I probably shouldn't because last time I'd ended up in the hospital. But hey I'd also lost 50 pounds right!

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.

I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a tall, heavy guy who was behind her.

Horrified, she asked if I'd been poisoned. I told her no; what had happened is I'd been sitting in the street licking my balls when outta nowhere and I mean nowhere this car hits me - wham.

I still have the slap mark on my left cheek from the little old lady and the tall guy had to be escorted from the store by the Wal-Mart greeter cuz he was laughing so hard.

All in all I’d say it was worth it!
 Tu_ez
Joined: 2/1/2006
Msg: 89 (view)
 
sex and cell phones...
Posted: 6/13/2006 10:14:15 PM
No kidding this guys is nuts! And didn't deserve anything but having his bare a*** thrown out in the hallway while you throw his clothes and cel phone off your balcony into the pool! Turn the thing off on a date gees. I've bailed on gals for way less offences with the cel. Left one with the dinner bill and a cab ride home once too WAY TOO MUCH FUN!

if you are so addicted and need to find out that your pal ~ you know the one you aren't schtooping at that particular moment ~ just got out of the Da vinci Code there IS NO HOPE FOR YOU.
 Tu_ez
Joined: 2/1/2006
Msg: 28 (view)
 
If you could live anywhere....
Posted: 6/13/2006 9:58:11 PM
Lets see, a waterfront condo just north of Lovers Beach near Cabo San Lucas, a waterfront home in the Okanagan (I know the exact one just waiting for it to come up for sale), a large villa in Greece, southern Italy or maybe southern France, HECK all 3 right, a penthouse overlooking Coal Harbour in Vancouver, ditto in Rio De Janero near Ipanima (sp?). Oh and as company Miss Right who has a spare 23 mill to give me to assist with purchasing them and to send me to each one when she she needs a break, heheheh.
 Tu_ez
Joined: 2/1/2006
Msg: 6 (view)
 
Pick up lines never to use!
Posted: 5/23/2006 10:20:38 PM
Say who's your friend?

or

Is that a ZIT?

or

I'm nick-naming you Dozer, cuz "doze-er" having an effect on me!
 Tu_ez
Joined: 2/1/2006
Msg: 18 (view)
 
island girls
Posted: 5/23/2006 10:09:48 PM
Still kinda fond of Carlee, but there is the entire travelling thing oh and yikes the kick boxing!
 Tu_ez
Joined: 2/1/2006
Msg: 263 (view)
 
Toxicology, but we're alive!
Posted: 5/23/2006 10:06:32 PM
HEY WAIT A SEC, No-one said anything about cino-buns! gggrrr next year!
 Tu_ez
Joined: 2/1/2006
Msg: 12 (view)
 
POF escort
Posted: 5/23/2006 9:59:49 PM
Tell me where and when Dogz. All I ask is transportation costs and a decent hotel room.

Hypothetical Q. What happens if the Escort hits it big with someone else @ the soiree?
 Tu_ez
Joined: 2/1/2006
Msg: 25 (view)
 
Brad's Guide To Interweb Dating.
Posted: 5/2/2006 8:57:08 PM
Brad how bout a 39 yo hottie looking for someone between 28 and 44. Gees 5 years up and 11 years down

Ok curvy *and yes you are* you can biotch slap me now.

++MissBlissoxox didn't mon ever tell you that your face is going to stay like that?
 Tu_ez
Joined: 2/1/2006
Msg: 16 (view)
 
Does your religion dictate your behavior towards sex?
Posted: 5/2/2006 8:17:36 PM
RAGDOLL catholick
Like Cath-O-Lick WAY TOO FUNNY
and Doc Sage "physical sex without love is meaningless" REALLY eh. Try it sometimes, very liberating.

Orig Question - yes it sure did. I was Catholic (actually am a non-practicing) and that entire marriage first thing confused me in high school. How can I be walking around with a tent pole in my jeans if I can't use it for like 6 to 10 more years? "and lead us not into temptation" right.

AND you can't say "oh god", it's "Ouuuhhh GAWD how did you do that"
 Tu_ez
Joined: 2/1/2006
Msg: 62 (view)
 
Doin' it with socks or shoes on
Posted: 5/2/2006 7:46:19 PM
Where does one get hot fuk me pumps in size 11 mens? KIDDING

Guys can wear socks & shoes for a quickie only (tough to get em over the pants anyway) or maybe if you are camping in the artic and have a circulation problem.

Women in a dress or skirt can shed that laundry EZ and keep the shoes on as they are usually NICE shoes right. Socks on naked gals can be sexy provided they are not being used as a BRA.

It's All good!
 Tu_ez
Joined: 2/1/2006
Msg: 24 (view)
 
Why post pics with your ex in them?
Posted: 5/2/2006 7:36:55 PM
Sunny get one for me too. Make sure the line is right below the collar though, don't want to exclude too many gals (mental note: do not wear to San Fran)

If you can't take a pix w/o the ex to post one likely could assume you are either a) playing a bad game of double Jeopardy with someone you are still seeing (kinky), b) still emotionally attached to someone who ditched you (stalker) or c) too lazy or stupid to be in the game in the first place. It's like the gal who continously goes out with a bunch of her guys friends cuz she feels safe then wonders why no other guys pay attention to her all night. Keep building them fences folks ~ natural selection has your number!

PS I love the one a gal here in Kelowna has where she's licking some guys face. OOOUUUUHHH YEA sign me up! can't wait to French ya.
 tu_ez
Joined: 2/1/2006
Msg: 9 (view)
 
Kelowna meet and greet?
Posted: 4/16/2006 10:12:11 PM
41 times FORTYONE times - OMG. I wanted to quit after the first stand-up even though she called and said she had wrecked her car. (and here ol' EZ was feeling sowee for hisself!) SO the first stand up brushed off, bring em on! oh and the M&G sounds just fine!
 Tu_ez
Joined: 2/1/2006
Msg: 32 (view)
 
Awwwwwe that is soo cute!!
Posted: 4/15/2006 8:16:04 PM
hey I got o
 Tu_ez
Joined: 2/1/2006
Msg: 79 (view)
 
Do women like going to strip bars
Posted: 4/15/2006 3:00:22 PM
Hey WhiskeyG, I'll be the guy camping at (I'm guessing Slack Alice's) till you gals show up and decide to put the c0ck back in c0cktails.
 Tu_ez
Joined: 2/1/2006
Msg: 29 (view)
 
Condoms busting
Posted: 4/3/2006 7:21:16 PM
Yep Durex Sensi-thins - best so far!

Maybe ask your lady to trim up a bit as sometimes errant shrubbage can "strain" the proph.

Also for gosh sakes don't keep tha darn things in the centre consol of your car for 8 years and expect them to work... if the baggie don't hold air then the safe just isn't there.

Now about this duct tape guys
 Tu_ez
Joined: 2/1/2006
Msg: 10 (view)
 
Moving to find him/her
Posted: 3/5/2006 10:07:09 PM

If you had a chance to move to a city or town where you know you could find the perfect person for you, would you do it?


Meaning moving on the off chance you'd find someone? Gee thats a big change for a big if. Maybe if you lived in a tiny town and knew everyone there and there was no-one of interest. Then a move to a bigger place seems logical.

^^^ Now jesiebunnies if, was it Everett, gets too small Kelowna is a WONDERFUL place. I'd love to show ya round! Reading your ideal date on the profile - I'm buyin
 Tu_ez
Joined: 2/1/2006
Msg: 24 (view)
 
Girls smell like happy :)
Posted: 3/1/2006 11:16:39 PM
Okay time for me to start a new thread and it might as well be creepy since I'm not getting any dates off this site anyway.


TOO FUNNY WW. Not creepy I don't think anyhows. Scent is sensed in the hypothalamus (I believe) which is the very most basic part of the brain. It also regulates sex drive so yea bud the 2 are linked!

So today was at a conference, walked over to a real nice looking gal to say hey. Well she smelled like she'd been cooking lentil/kolrabie/possum stew for the past 3 days & nights. REAL earthy right. So it was Hi & maybe another time on account of scent! A nice perfume on the other hand, you know not over done or anything... WOW

Another q to add. Do certain scents bring back memories, esp of a former love interest?

Cheeka whats patchulli?
 tu_ez
Joined: 2/1/2006
Msg: 46 (view)
 
How much does one's Handle matter?
Posted: 2/27/2006 10:01:39 PM
EZGUY was taken, didn't want to be EZGUY28 or anything like that. EZGUY was a high school nick name (right Ceecee?), unfortunately meaning easy going not easy to...

Tu EZ is a play on French as in ?you easy?
 tu_ez
Joined: 2/1/2006
Msg: 11 (view)
 
Dating people from work
Posted: 2/27/2006 9:21:29 PM
CHEERS to you O_T_B. If only it were that simple though. (then again maybe it is??)

THANKS Verissa for your sage advice off post. Hope all works out for you *O*O!

I have to admit (see my first post) it can work and sure beats a bar pickup (well usually right?). But you have to find out what they are like outside of the work environment also - get the BIG picture before becomming too attached.
 Tu_ez
Joined: 2/1/2006
Msg: 10 (view)
 
Ignoring common sense here
Posted: 2/26/2006 2:18:51 PM
^^^^burbsguy what you describe sounds fine and proximity makes a big difference. The issue seems to be working in a location or environment where you are required to have contact daily or worse being in a managerial/support staff situation when you can't get along with the other person due to something they did or didn't do or because some line was crossed.

It does work sometimes right ^^^dceeeee. I know of at lease 3 marriages from work relationships (one of then she was reassigned to a different department) but the word is still caution. I'd bet there are many many more peeps that have ditched their jobs to get away from the other person after the relationship crumbled. Unfortunately it seems that the woman is the one that leaves most often.

The place I worked before was around 800 people and I transfered once to get away from someone (my own stalker!). Now work with around 35 peeps there is nowhere to go but out if it gets bad.

SOOOO maybe the size of the organization and the proximity to the object of your hearts desire is the crucial factor. Any thoughts folks?
 Tu_ez
Joined: 2/1/2006
Msg: 5 (view)
 
Risk Taker v. Wall Builder (To love or not to love)
Posted: 2/24/2006 10:13:46 PM
Initally a cautious risk taker, then full on risk taker. Problem seems to be is I have attracted wall builders. Expends too much energy getting around walls.
 Tu_ez
Joined: 2/1/2006
Msg: 6 (view)
 
Dating people from work
Posted: 2/23/2006 7:37:30 PM
Tough one ~ really tough one. Been bitten here 4 times now. Will I ever learn?

You get to see people in a pretty good environment at most work locals, you know peeps are usually well behaved, groomed acting all growed up & stuff (beats a bar right). You head out for one of those oouu "Lunchs" or drinks after work ~ all goes pretty well right, she introduces you to her friend(s) NICE eh. The affection starts, you just can't get enough of each other, making rounds to their desks & visa-versa just because, emails/txt'ing running back & forth

PROBLEM #1 the others in the office. The perception is someone is getting favours or whatever right. Gossip, etc. next thing you know some co-workers don't take you as seriously any more, some shun you, others "advise" ya well you guys are a really good looking couple BUT man shes way younger.

PROBLEM #2 (ok couple of personal experiences rolled into one here) she (read he here for the gals) turns out nothing like you thought. treats people like shite outside the place of employment, is blotto every 2nd night, you are now just a "source" of information or a stepping stone for a promo, and/or you are just a freebie meal or possible bar pal until something better comes up.

Problem #3 it's mostly over right, you've moved on! but now you can't think straight cuz she's moved onto another guy in the office, a guy you think of as your buddy, do you warn him off, is that just sour grapes? and why are you still thinking about her anyways, cuz damn she looks good, well behaved, groomed acting all growed up & stuff, shes always there, gawd she's beautiful, maybe she's changed....

Ok stopping now Would I do it again YES but way more cautiously.

Hey Verissa how can we mini golf in the snow?

Shy & Snowboard maybe you guys have the right idea!
 Tu_ez
Joined: 2/1/2006
Msg: 28 (view)
 
Canada - Russia
Posted: 2/22/2006 7:35:28 PM
Ok guilty of cut and post here but the other one was the Alberta forum.

I'd suggest about 1/2 of the team was the wrong guys to go! I was amazed when they called the roster. Sure they had the experience behind them but still energy/enthusiam was what took those 3 games away (and dumb penalities). Wayne was gratious as always in the interview. Whats with this 210 Wayner its 2010 (was he really worried what Janet spent in Roma?)

N-E-Way the women were awesome - glad I stayed home to watch that one! (professes secret love for Cassie Campbell)(( OK ITS OUT THERE NOW)). Fun game to watch and talking about playing their hearts out!

Maybe in 2010 they should take the COMBINED scores for the women and men hockey teams

Our atheletes are doing great, more medals that ever before I hear. Kudos to the entire Canadian contingent!
 Tu_ez
Joined: 2/1/2006
Msg: 14 (view)
 
POF Mission
Posted: 2/22/2006 7:26:04 PM
Ok I give should I try this number or will the RCMP decend on the EZ abode with guns blazing?
 Tu_ez
Joined: 2/1/2006
Msg: 13 (view)
 
My Heart Is Broken!!!
Posted: 2/22/2006 7:16:52 PM
Good points Jodes! I'd suggest about 1/2 of the team was the wrong guys to go! I was amazed when they called the roster. Sure they had the experience behind them but still energy/enthusiam was what took those 3 games away (and dumb penalities). Wayne was gratious as always in the interview. Whats with this 210 its 2010 Wayner (was he really worried what Janet spent in Roma?)

N-E-Way the women were awesome - glad I stayed home to watch that one! (professes secret love for Cassie Campbell)(( OK ITS OUT THERE NOW)). Fun game to watch and talking about playing their hearts out!

Maybe in 2010 they should take the COMBINED scores for the women and men hockey teams

Our atheletes are doing great, more medals that ever before I hear. Kudos to the entire Canadian contingent!
 Tu_ez
Joined: 2/1/2006
Msg: 19 (view)
 
What's in a name ?
Posted: 2/21/2006 6:49:10 PM
Oh Oh I know a Kristen and she'd been married 3 times. WWT?

What about Ians?

^^^Hey serendipitous17 whats yer real name
 Tu_ez
Joined: 2/1/2006
Msg: 31 (view)
 
Hair on a guy's stomach, arrr how irresistable...
Posted: 2/21/2006 6:44:58 PM
In Vancouver we call it a crab ladder, must come from being a port town!
 Tu_ez
Joined: 2/1/2006
Msg: 42 (view)
 
What is the farthest a person has travelled to meet someone??
Posted: 2/20/2006 2:32:38 PM
15 min by car

Do you think that was too needy?
 Tu_ez
Joined: 2/1/2006
Msg: 28 (view)
 
do you look like your pictures?
Posted: 2/20/2006 12:12:55 PM
I really hope not. But if I'm that grainy in real life I hope there is a cream for that!

The gal pal who told me about this site said be very careful with the pix. Someone else said her's were cut & pasted onto another dating site by mischevious friends and a work aquaintance found them there (after she shut down POF).
 Tu_ez
Joined: 2/1/2006
Msg: 10 (view)
 
What's in a name ?
Posted: 2/20/2006 12:00:51 PM
I work for 2 Mikes (Mike and Michael) have to watch my back. Known many Karen's it seems. Minor complaints there as they tend to pull the rug out from under ya early (maybe I should say testing me too much). Kewl name Britton (hope I spelled it right).
 Tu_ez
Joined: 2/1/2006
Msg: 40 (view)
 
Leaving a note on her car?
Posted: 2/20/2006 11:04:34 AM
Sorry bout the note blu_eyed_gal I'm still a little shy, really!
 Tu_ez
Joined: 2/1/2006
Msg: 16 (view)
 
Are All Men This Way???
Posted: 2/18/2006 4:43:01 PM
The answer is clearly no!

But one has to consider life is a 2 way street. It's not often that the collapse of a marriage or relationship is all one sided. Unfortunately there isn't instant replay but if there were we'd all find times we've screwed up. Enuf about the chicken and egg and what came first though.

NOW HOW does beautifulwoman4u have 9 kids at home, bribe then to stay quiet? fix a delux candle light dinner, lace, lots of whoopie afterwards, on & on. Can't see it happening myself
 Tu_ez
Joined: 2/1/2006
Msg: 21 (view)
 
Help me help you...
Posted: 2/18/2006 4:19:30 PM
Oh Donny boy if you only knew what you were dealing with. Read boy, read! Enjoy the trip cross country on the Grey Pooch. Don't forget to stock up on Cheezies at Loblaws though.

BTW is that your gay lover in the photos with his thumb up yer skirt?
 Tu_ez
Joined: 2/1/2006
Msg: 26 (view)
 
I'm moving to Canada
Posted: 2/18/2006 1:20:53 PM
Save your money bud. It's all subterfuge since Shania left for Switzerland.

Kidding of course eh! There are wonderful gals both sides of the border as evidenced in this thread. I am wondering though why there is a disproportionate number of Canadian gals on here though. More fishers?

So where you setting up Lady Bugg?
 Tu_ez
Joined: 2/1/2006
Msg: 10 (view)
 
Do women just want to get jiggy?
Posted: 2/18/2006 1:11:12 PM
So far most all the contacts on POF are meet & greet. Only 1 or 2 hints of Jiggy so far.
 Tu_ez
Joined: 2/1/2006
Msg: 15 (view)
 
Guys with boobs
Posted: 2/18/2006 1:04:38 PM
*thinking of getting moob implants*

Go for it Ocean
 Tu_ez
Joined: 2/1/2006
Msg: 19 (view)
 
Help me help you...
Posted: 2/17/2006 6:56:02 PM
Hey I appologized to tho the fine Miss Dolly ~ no D.O.M. intended. And we've made peace.

Priority seating you bet, First Class all the way, comes with being established in life right Classy? Means being able to meet wants not just needs

WHEN and if I ever hit the depends then guess what - oh never mind that would just make it p-i-s-s-y and this forum is too much fun and it IS your profile review after all. I hear they work on younger guys that enjoy keggers though.

The virtual orgy continues
 Tu_ez
Joined: 2/1/2006
Msg: 32 (view)
 
not being able to get over someone..
Posted: 2/16/2006 10:44:51 PM
TanTall I'm sending air fare to you 2 so come visit the true north strong and free.

PS. Pls get over this guy.
 
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