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 Author Thread: Do we attract people of the same level of attractiveness or style of appearance?
 djrdx
Joined: 7/22/2004
Msg: 13 (view)
 
Do we attract people of the same level of attractiveness or style of appearance?
Posted: 1/15/2010 9:05:33 AM
I'll get back to you, after i start attracting people.

I seem to have this female repulsion field on at all times, it makes them run away very very fast.
 djrdx
Joined: 7/22/2004
Msg: 10 (view)
 
How picky should we get on our profiles?
Posted: 1/15/2010 9:00:44 AM
see i only got a couple of restrictions really

limbs - 4 prefered, but 3 will do in a pinch
pulse - prefered, but optional (as a plus note, dead girls dont say no)
humour - yeap, you gotta be funny, because those looks ain't gonna last forever, and i'd rather have something to talk about, instead of going on about how you used to look so pretty.

:p
 djrdx
Joined: 7/22/2004
Msg: 3 (view)
 
random thoughts
Posted: 1/2/2010 2:37:29 AM
well, thats the only way i ever get some, if i make em laugh, and then their sense of humour takes over and makes them do things to me.

the horror.... the horror.........................
 djrdx
Joined: 7/22/2004
Msg: 36 (view)
 
FIRST DATE HORRORS???
Posted: 10/7/2009 6:29:00 AM
if only that happened nowadays
 djrdx
Joined: 7/22/2004
Msg: 2 (view)
 
HOW COME HAIR DRESSERS HAVE THE WORST LOOKING HAIR STYLE
Posted: 9/30/2009 8:24:10 AM
well, you see, if you go into a hair cutting place, and there are two of them, do you go for the one with the good hair cut? or the bad hair cut?

they sure don't cut their own hair, would be a bit hard to do the back properly i think.
maybe they let a trainee do it
 djrdx
Joined: 7/22/2004
Msg: 7 (view)
 
You know you have been single for too long when.....
Posted: 9/30/2009 8:19:55 AM
.... when you're cheating on righty.... with your lefty
.... when canned dog food starts to look slightly vagina like, with the meat and marrowbone jelly
 djrdx
Joined: 7/22/2004
Msg: 29 (view)
 
FIRST DATE HORRORS???
Posted: 9/24/2009 4:39:58 AM
nah not really
its just i think many of my dates have been possessed or something
one minute they're fine, next minute, totally psycho.

yeah insurance is needed
 djrdx
Joined: 7/22/2004
Msg: 6 (view)
 
How does a man approach a new relationship?
Posted: 9/23/2009 11:44:34 AM
Well, its been 5 years since i last dated....
So i'm more like "HOLY CRAP! a GIRL wants to go out with ME?!"
 djrdx
Joined: 7/22/2004
Msg: 27 (view)
 
FIRST DATE HORRORS???
Posted: 9/23/2009 10:14:48 AM
see thats always why i bring my emergency date kit along on all outings with the opposite sex

1 vial - holy water
1 stake - sharpened
1 bullet - silver
1 crucifix - jesus
1 book - RITUS EXORCIZANDI OBSESSOS A DÆMONIO
salt - purified

also, pepper spray, stun gun, duct tape, band-aids, you know, the usual.
 djrdx
Joined: 7/22/2004
Msg: 63 (view)
 
How can men sleep with women they have no interest in?
Posted: 9/23/2009 10:10:58 AM
the same way dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving




can't believe no one's said that yet
:P
 djrdx
Joined: 7/22/2004
Msg: 25 (view)
 
FIRST DATE HORRORS???
Posted: 9/23/2009 9:08:05 AM
so no e-holy water next then?
:P
 djrdx
Joined: 7/22/2004
Msg: 24 (view)
 
FIRST DATE HORRORS???
Posted: 9/23/2009 8:37:47 AM
The power of christ compels thee! The power of christ compels thee! The power of christ compels thee!!!

can you feel the evil leaving yet?
havent quite gotten the hand of them e-exorcisms yet.
 djrdx
Joined: 7/22/2004
Msg: 26 (view)
 
How can men sleep with women they have no interest in?
Posted: 9/20/2009 7:17:23 AM
hey it happens to me all the time...
a woman has no interest in me for a relationship but will sleep with me...

if it wasnt for them and pickpockets, i wouldnt have a sex life at all!
 djrdx
Joined: 7/22/2004
Msg: 11 (view)
 
Funny One-Liners, Bumper Stickers, etc etc
Posted: 9/17/2009 12:31:53 PM
If you drink, you'll die
If you don't drink, you'll die anyway
SO ENJOY YOURSELF!
 djrdx
Joined: 7/22/2004
Msg: 6 (view)
 
No creativity...
Posted: 9/15/2009 12:07:49 PM
well, everyone on here is at different levels
some can whip up anything anywhere
while others have problems with burning a pot full of water
i'd say, make the recipes as detailed as possible, and if you're skilled enough, just skip over that bit.
 djrdx
Joined: 7/22/2004
Msg: 5 (view)
 
No creativity...
Posted: 9/15/2009 12:07:03 PM
well, everyone on here is at different levels
some can whip up anything anywhere
while others have problems with burning a pot full of water
i'd say, make the recipes as detailed as possible, and if you're skilled enough, just skip over that bit.
 djrdx
Joined: 7/22/2004
Msg: 6 (view)
 
When girls harass guys
Posted: 9/15/2009 11:32:06 AM
ah, young love, when simple taunting and hair pulling turns to shoving and stalking...
 djrdx
Joined: 7/22/2004
Msg: 19 (view)
 
How many guys actually want a relationship on POF?
Posted: 9/15/2009 11:26:46 AM
Well, to answer that queston... first, i will have to find a volunteer to write back, then, they've got to show up.... and then after that.... well, you get the idea
:p
 djrdx
Joined: 7/22/2004
Msg: 8 (view)
 
Funny One-Liners, Bumper Stickers, etc etc
Posted: 9/15/2009 10:29:46 AM
"Its not like nice guys finish last.... Its more like, there's a sniper out there, hiding in the stadium, waiting for them, and he shoots out the nice guys' kneecaps so they cant even run the race ............... and then, they sic the dogs on them"

Cant remember where from, was from a comic a while back.
 djrdx
Joined: 7/22/2004
Msg: 9 (view)
 
Article in news.com.au - why women really have sex ....
Posted: 9/14/2009 2:53:57 AM
If it wasnt for pity sex and pickpockets, i wouldnt have much of a sex life at all!
 djrdx
Joined: 7/22/2004
Msg: 5 (view)
 
is our online sexapeal different from off line?
Posted: 9/14/2009 2:49:05 AM
Wooohoooo!
i has text appeal!

panties drop at the sight of my words on the screen!
cheeks blush!
thighs part!


ok, well, maybe not all of that... actually, none of that has happened yet...
you caught me...
i lied
 djrdx
Joined: 7/22/2004
Msg: 3 (view)
 
is our online sexapeal different from off line?
Posted: 9/13/2009 11:41:41 AM
Whats this sex appeal you speak of?
 djrdx
Joined: 7/22/2004
Msg: 15 (view)
 
are you ready to be in love again?
Posted: 9/7/2009 10:42:27 AM
I'd probably say i've worked through a lot of stuff now, and am ready to love again.
Now my problem is finding someone else who's willing to love again too?
For some reason i find that a lot of my dates/relationships in the past have dealt with physical and emotional abuse, i try to help, or actually manage to help them out, and they move on (better than before they were with me i hope).
How can i stop the cycle though i wonder?
I'm not about to stop caring less about people, but perhaps what else is there that i could do to make it more 'normal'?


Of course, it could also be that i'm totally not getting it and i'm out of practice after 4 years of very infrequent dating.
 djrdx
Joined: 7/22/2004
Msg: 49 (view)
 
Is KARMA a Comfort Word ?
Posted: 9/7/2009 9:19:17 AM
Perhaps more should subscribe to the zorostrian way of thought on a similar topic?

3 very simple rules

Good Thoughts,
Good Words,
Good Deeds

thats it.
 djrdx
Joined: 7/22/2004
Msg: 7 (view)
 
are you ready to be in love again?
Posted: 9/2/2009 8:50:54 AM
sure, why not...

it aint gonna happen

but sure, why not, lets say yes
 djrdx
Joined: 7/22/2004
Msg: 2 (view)
 
Movie titles.... between her legs
Posted: 8/30/2009 7:12:19 AM
we were playing this same game at work one day

except instead of 'between her legs'
you had to change one of the words to 'anus'

so we had

full metal anus
who framed rogers anus...
etc etc
 djrdx
Joined: 7/22/2004
Msg: 5 (view)
 
eggplant parmesan
Posted: 7/30/2009 4:39:53 AM
what i like to do is make my own tomato based pasta sauce
salt and dry the thin sliced eggplant
grill eggplant with a lil olive oil
i like to use a mix of mozzerella and fresh grated parmesan


layer it so its one layer sauce
one layer eggplant, one layer sauce, and cheese
and repeat till the cheese layer is on top

bake at 180 deg C
till brown
 djrdx
Joined: 7/22/2004
Msg: 40 (view)
 
turning into a bitch?
Posted: 7/25/2009 4:13:35 AM
heh
so long as you didnt go all cougar on the young innocent bartenders
:P
 djrdx
Joined: 7/22/2004
Msg: 4 (view)
 
Genereal Cosgrove is a funny man
Posted: 7/23/2009 4:30:49 AM
http://www.hoax-slayer.com/cosgrove-female-interviewer.shtml


its a fake...
 djrdx
Joined: 7/22/2004
Msg: 31 (view)
 
Is having cybersex cheating?
Posted: 7/21/2009 9:14:00 AM
actus non facit reum nisi mens sit rea

The act is not guilty unless the mind is also guilty

I guess it depends on personal thoughts then as to whether its cheating or not, everyone has different views on the subject.
 djrdx
Joined: 7/22/2004
Msg: 8 (view)
 
whats the most orgasms you've had in one day?
Posted: 7/21/2009 5:26:28 AM
wait... with someone else?
or self inflicted?
heh

one is higher than the other
 djrdx
Joined: 7/22/2004
Msg: 91 (view)
 
Best Songs to Dance Like A Slut to?
Posted: 7/21/2009 5:25:26 AM
ass and titties - dj assault
it takes two - rob base and dj ez rock
bust a move - young MC
 djrdx
Joined: 7/22/2004
Msg: 24 (view)
 
turning into a bitch?
Posted: 7/20/2009 5:33:52 AM
eh well, at least it wasnt me behind the bar...
 djrdx
Joined: 7/22/2004
Msg: 22 (view)
 
turning into a bitch?
Posted: 7/19/2009 10:23:53 PM
where was this?
just so we know where not to go :P
 djrdx
Joined: 7/22/2004
Msg: 21 (view)
 
Communication on POF
Posted: 7/14/2009 2:23:47 AM
did the 11 year old knock up some kid in his school?
 djrdx
Joined: 7/22/2004
Msg: 7 (view)
 
going to australia
Posted: 7/14/2009 2:22:24 AM
I'm a lumberjack and i'm ok..........
i sleep all night and i work all day........
 djrdx
Joined: 7/22/2004
Msg: 6 (view)
 
Moving on What worked for you ?
Posted: 7/14/2009 2:20:11 AM
A bottle of vodka
and some friends that work as strippers!
 djrdx
Joined: 7/22/2004
Msg: 11 (view)
 
Communication on POF
Posted: 7/12/2009 9:15:45 AM
eh i think they just reckon i'm a crazy nutter!
:P
 djrdx
Joined: 7/22/2004
Msg: 8 (view)
 
Communication on POF
Posted: 7/12/2009 7:20:42 AM
its ok sam, i get the same thing....
i dont even think i look like a serial killer or anything like that!
 djrdx
Joined: 7/22/2004
Msg: 3 (view)
 
Autotuned Slap Chop Commercial
Posted: 7/1/2009 7:53:16 AM
its an instant hit!
 djrdx
Joined: 7/22/2004
Msg: 61 (view)
 
You know it's been too long since you've had sex when...
Posted: 7/1/2009 7:45:24 AM
yeah, its time for me to start stocking up on PAL!

:P
 djrdx
Joined: 7/22/2004
Msg: 2 (view)
 
Thai Fried Rice
Posted: 6/30/2009 10:10:46 AM
or you can cheat with fresh cooked rice

use some chopsticks to fluff up the rice in a bowl
put in an egg, and keep whisking it till each grain is coated
it stops them sticking and makes the rice a nice golden yellow colour
 djrdx
Joined: 7/22/2004
Msg: 76 (view)
 
How to cook chinese food like a chinese restaurant
Posted: 6/30/2009 10:02:50 AM
true....
thats why miso soup tastes good, the seaweed used in the stock has msg naturally in it
 djrdx
Joined: 7/22/2004
Msg: 2 (view)
 
The Analogy of POF
Posted: 6/30/2009 9:21:22 AM
i think i need to rec-check my bait/face
 djrdx
Joined: 7/22/2004
Msg: 8 (view)
 
Australian Joke
Posted: 6/29/2009 5:41:03 AM
a guy flying across australia crashes his plane, and he wakes up in hospital

he's feeling pretty bad, so he asks a nurse "did i come here to die?"

and the nurse says "nah mate! you came in yesterday!"
 djrdx
Joined: 7/22/2004
Msg: 9 (view)
 
Eleven Things I Hate About Working at a Liquor Store (Vancouver)
Posted: 6/26/2009 3:58:37 AM
eh dont worry ryan, i know exactly whatcha mean after working for many years behind a bar, and then bar managing as well... its a pain sometimes, but someones gotta do it
heh

it does have benefits though
 djrdx
Joined: 7/22/2004
Msg: 62 (view)
 
Whats the Issue With Men in Australia ..
Posted: 6/25/2009 6:57:53 AM
whats the deal with aussie women too?
i fly all this way to meet some beer swilling aussie sheila....
and then i find they've become all cultured and stuff...
its not fair at all i tells ya!
 djrdx
Joined: 7/22/2004
Msg: 13 (view)
 
Please give me a profile review...
Posted: 6/25/2009 6:43:02 AM

Not too bad mate...although some women might think you are a terrorist, not too shabby!


But i am a terrorist, of the heart!

 djrdx
Joined: 7/22/2004
Msg: 6 (view)
 
Eleven Things I Hate About Working at a Liquor Store (Vancouver)
Posted: 6/25/2009 6:40:10 AM
nah i think most of it was off the list in "how to treat a bartender" on facebook
 djrdx
Joined: 7/22/2004
Msg: 3 (view)
 
Please give me a profile review...
Posted: 6/23/2009 2:25:19 AM
wow, can i get a comedic profile review too? :P
 
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