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Thread: BEST EVER SENIOR CITIZEN JOKE
BEST EVER SENIOR CITIZEN JOKE
Posted: 3/11/2011 10:54:45 AM
no really good joke.
Why do men talk to their ex girlfriends?
Posted: 12/20/2008 10:37:20 PM
Why because men are stupid. some time we like sticking some things in a blender and turning it on "GOO". Me I'm still glad that most of my ex's when the see me want one of two things
1. put things that are on my body in a blender on "GOO"
2. A high power rifle and a bell-tower
well here is a bad story about my past with an ex
We were dating for a good year and a half. And in all that time i never once told her Three small words. At this time i was saving up for a ring. ( I was young and dumb and still am )
It's 3:30 am. i am awake and so is she
" I love you" slipped out of my mouth. it seem right at the time.
She rolls over and then says " I'm breaking up with you"
talk about a fun three hours tell i had to go to work
a week later i find out she was sleeping with one of my good friends. at this time I'm still going university a few months go by. then i find out that they are having a baby. i quit school and move up to the yukon ( yep you can't just make this stuff up) a few years go by and i find out that there was an abortion. i find this out because she tracked me down by phone. she told me "how much she missed me" and " I wish i never did those Things". I was smart at this time and i blew it off. a year go's by and then i have to go where she moved to New Brunswick ( she said that she moved there because she needed a new start I.E. she lost a lot of friends because of what happened.) Now i call her when i was in the town she moved to. She told me to call her when i was at this Coffee shop that some how was on the edge of town going to Nova Scotia. Were i was going. I wait there for a few hours Then call her
" I'm not Going And see that sing that say's Nova Scotia you should follow it"
So i did
Now the sad part to this day i still keep in touch with her. i have no idea why But i guess i like having things in a blender.
so in short men are dumb and like pain
Why do guys stop talking to me after we meet?
Posted: 12/18/2008 6:23:24 PM
Why do most of my x girl friends want me dead?
And the same go's for your question
but i'm going to say the same thing a lot of other ppl have been saying if there is no sparks there is no fire
Advice Needed Plz on The Talk
Posted: 12/16/2008 10:44:02 PM
ok so most of the guy's here got it all wrong. My self i have not had sex in six months. lots of opportunities but i still say no.
it sounds like this guy is not very good at writing how he feels in a email. most ppl do
when you talk to him do you feel like he is trying to tell you how he feels. because it sounds like it to me just by the way your telling us this story.
Call him i say again "CALL HIM"
and tell him how you feel
whats the worst that could happen
hearing a loved ones voice is warm
words from an e-mail are lukewarm
Girl suddenly put in friend zone by guy?
Posted: 12/16/2008 10:25:34 PM
sounds like nothing
how long have you been friends?
If it's a long time. I wold have to say it sounds like he really likes you.
But i can't say any thing. I myself have done the same thing. But i did not put it in the friend zone.
we had a few good months. At th end of it all it cost me a really good friend and we still don't speak to this day
so it's up to you at this point
you could play it one of two ways
****buddy's or good friends
Good luck with this one and i hope you have better luck then what i had
Am I dating a Drama King?
Posted: 12/16/2008 1:44:36 PM
yes you are
Good luck with that one
bad sighn or wait and see?
Posted: 12/11/2008 11:44:18 AM
Get out now.
take every ones words to heart
Get out now
Question I've Always Wanted An Answer To...
Posted: 12/11/2008 11:37:39 AM
well to put it short.
AS guy's we don't want any of the thing's you said.
All we want is some one to, think are jokes are funny, Likes to say nice things about us, and be are best friend.
But then again some guy's just like to put them self's in a bad spot. Who knows
Who brings the condoms?
Posted: 9/30/2008 5:59:24 PM
things i have in my Back pack
condoms in all shape's and flavors, lube, laptop, half ate bag of chips, some book that i pull out to make me look smart(hop on pop)
it's a guy's job but hey, Mabey you like Ribed
Why did he get so offended?
Posted: 9/30/2008 5:48:45 PM
Man that guy sound like a real jerk\ass-hat
you did the wright thing.
Masquerade Party / Halloween Party
Posted: 9/29/2008 4:52:59 PM
"The worlds worst magician" will make a guest showing From weddings and kids birthday party's
"Is this your Card?"
"Is this your card?"
"Is this your......"
What are your tattoos and the meaning behind them?
Posted: 9/24/2008 5:20:13 PM
i have a Hydro-carbon on my left arm. it's an arm band to
i work in the oil & gas industry
And i am anti-carbon
it's sad that so many thing's that bring me joy have something to do with this thing
Younger men, Older woman
Posted: 9/24/2008 5:08:08 PM
AS a "young guy" no i don't think it's a problem.
I as well try to go for older people. why
I have a good job and moving a head in my life
most females my age, can not say the same
hell i don't know any one my own age that has a passport.
How to let them down nicely??
Posted: 9/24/2008 4:32:24 PM
well thats a thing that i have a problems with to. But i take the other road.
"thanks, I get told that a lot"
i hate to sound like some sorta self proclaimed "Hot Guy/Jerk"
but i like getting the complements. So what if some strange person keeps sending 5-10 e-mails a day i just don't have the Guts to say as all of you have said
ANY TIPS 4 a first timer? ~ A Night At The Republik December 14 2007
Posted: 12/11/2007 3:13:38 PM
well thanks this will be a great way for me to meet some more ppl Thanks
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