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 Author Thread: Would you consider this rude behavior?
 His Eminence
Joined: 3/12/2006
Msg: 10 (view)
 
Would you consider this rude behavior?
Posted: 12/23/2008 6:37:13 PM
Never pick your dates from the APE section of your local ZOO!
!
 His Eminence
Joined: 3/12/2006
Msg: 142 (view)
 
This site did nothing for me
Posted: 8/30/2008 8:05:26 PM
I never realized how popular and wonderful I was until I got on this site....
Endless numbers of gorgeous wealthy females are constantly contacting ME!!!
Thank YOU ladies... all your attention is greatly appreciated.
 His Eminence
Joined: 3/12/2006
Msg: 44 (view)
 
new car vs old car
Posted: 6/10/2008 1:39:54 PM
I seldom notice a person's car, as I am CHAUFFERED about, in MY strethced LIMO.

Can't imagine a "thinking person" being concerned with such DRIVEL!
 His Eminence
Joined: 3/12/2006
Msg: 21 (view)
 
new car vs old car
Posted: 6/8/2008 6:56:07 PM
IS THERE NO END TO MINDLESS DRIVEL?
Wasn't there a song called:
SEND IN THE AIR-HEADS....?
Maybe Jerry Springer, did a show on this subject....
 His Eminence
Joined: 3/12/2006
Msg: 220 (view)
 
Why are we here Saturday night?
Posted: 6/5/2008 7:41:01 PM
Because we are all CONSTIPATED
AND
having taken a LAXATIVE
don't want to be caught short... out in public!
BEST we stay close to our own home BOWL...
 His Eminence
Joined: 3/12/2006
Msg: 44 (view)
 
Plentyoffish Singles Vacations!!!
Posted: 6/1/2008 7:37:32 PM
A singles cruise out of Phoenix or Omaha would be great...
let me know when we sail and I will be at the dock, on time!
 His Eminence
Joined: 3/12/2006
Msg: 213 (view)
 
Why are we here Saturday night?
Posted: 5/25/2008 11:40:59 AM
Because WE are UGLY and NO one loves US!!
 His Eminence
Joined: 3/12/2006
Msg: 87 (view)
 
Professions~ Would You Date Someone Who Has No Info in Their Profile for a PRofession?
Posted: 5/25/2008 11:35:53 AM
MINDLESS TWADDLE!!!
TRIPE!!!
 His Eminence
Joined: 3/12/2006
Msg: 54 (view)
 
Professions~ Would You Date Someone Who Has No Info in Their Profile for a PRofession?
Posted: 5/24/2008 4:49:12 PM
I would report them to the authorities PRONTO!!!
A senate investigation should begin IMMEDIATELY!!!
Could well be a terrorist, enemy from a evil planet, devil-worshiper...
cattle rustler, grave robber.....the list is endless
....there is NO end to the FEAR
this should cause one....
Isn't there a LAW against such wicked behaviour???
If not, there should BE!!
 His Eminence
Joined: 3/12/2006
Msg: 4 (view)
 
Its finally time for me to throw in the towel...
Posted: 2/17/2008 12:47:33 PM
OH MY!
The trials and tribulations of LIFE!
 His Eminence
Joined: 3/12/2006
Msg: 210 (view)
 
Why are we here Saturday night? am here and out
Posted: 12/9/2007 9:16:14 AM
I had at least three perfect, gorgeous, "knock-out" women badgering to take ME out tonight,
BUT
Why would I go out with them, when I can have a real FUN time reading this fascinating forum??...

Wonder why so many people can't at least be honest in their answer to this question: .."Nothing better to do."

And to think, everyone wants HONESTY!
 His Eminence
Joined: 3/12/2006
Msg: 194 (view)
 
Why are we here Saturday night?
Posted: 12/8/2007 6:40:27 PM
WE
are all suffering from Deadbeatitis!
 His Eminence
Joined: 3/12/2006
Msg: 48 (view)
 
Are there any real Gentleman left?
Posted: 10/2/2007 4:06:05 PM
The answer is a definite NO!
With ONE exception...
YOU guessed it!
ME!
 His Eminence
Joined: 3/12/2006
Msg: 19 (view)
 
Handing out the key
Posted: 9/29/2007 5:54:33 PM
PRATTLE!!
Is there NO end to this mindless PRATTLE???
!!!
 His Eminence
Joined: 3/12/2006
Msg: 12 (view)
 
Handing out the key
Posted: 9/28/2007 5:59:08 PM
What a bunch of little BUSY BODIES we are!!!
And I thought I was the only one without a LIFE!
 His Eminence
Joined: 3/12/2006
Msg: 35 (view)
 
What would you do if the person you are seeing updates their profile?
Posted: 9/22/2007 7:14:08 PM
Perhaps he uses the NEW revised BILL CLINTON Dictionary ....

this could explain why your definition and his, regarding the word EXCLUSIVE,
could be entirely different...
 His Eminence
Joined: 3/12/2006
Msg: 34 (view)
 
What would you do if the person you are seeing updates their profile?
Posted: 9/22/2007 7:04:08 PM
Sounds like a DUMB LITTLE RASCAL, to me....

Probably fully intends on being EXCLUSIVE!


...right up UNTIL, something better comes along!!
 His Eminence
Joined: 3/12/2006
Msg: 66 (view)
 
What are men really looking for on these sites
Posted: 9/20/2007 5:11:57 PM
As I said earlier ....My CAR KEYS!!

I wonder if anyone has turned them in....
 His Eminence
Joined: 3/12/2006
Msg: 19 (view)
 
Best Ways Of Meeting Women
Posted: 9/19/2007 3:05:40 PM
I always find little competition,
and a great selection,
outside most ladies washrooms!
 His Eminence
Joined: 3/12/2006
Msg: 86 (view)
 
Truth behind why women date jerks
Posted: 9/16/2007 1:31:39 PM
They just LOVE them...simple as that!
 His Eminence
Joined: 3/12/2006
Msg: 48 (view)
 
What are men really looking for on these sites
Posted: 9/16/2007 1:01:18 PM
MY CAR KEYS!!
I seem to have missplaced them somewhere!
 His Eminence
Joined: 3/12/2006
Msg: 105 (view)
 
how many women approach men on this site 1st/how many men receive emails from women first
Posted: 8/28/2007 6:00:20 PM
I am swamped by the number of beautiful women contacting ME....so much so I had to hire a secretary to handle ALL MY mail

...Lets try and COOL it girls
 His Eminence
Joined: 3/12/2006
Msg: 83 (view)
 
Truth behind why women date jerks
Posted: 8/28/2007 4:16:04 PM
SIMPLE answer to WHY WOMEN DATE JERKS?

She found her EQUAL... little OR no self respect,

analize the hell out of it but the bottom line is:

THEY WANT TO!!
 His Eminence
Joined: 3/12/2006
Msg: 37 (view)
 
What are men really looking for on these sites
Posted: 8/24/2007 8:58:08 PM
ANSWER IN TWO WORDS OR LESS...

MY MIND!!
 His Eminence
Joined: 3/12/2006
Msg: 23 (view)
 
Has being online toughened you up emotionally or made you more sensitive?
Posted: 8/24/2007 8:38:48 PM
I would have to say it has made me more sensitive to the endless number of beautiful women that contact me.

Wish I could make ALL of them happy... BUT it is just impossible.

Sorry ladies!!!



 His Eminence
Joined: 3/12/2006
Msg: 170 (view)
 
Why is there a lot of good looking women looking to find love single?
Posted: 8/23/2007 12:32:24 PM
SIMPLE!!

I TURNED THEM ALL DOWN!!!
 His Eminence
Joined: 3/12/2006
Msg: 51 (view)
 
Online Dating.............
Posted: 8/23/2007 12:17:54 PM
Why wasn't Sherlock Holmes
OR
Columbo called in to investigate this case??
 His Eminence
Joined: 3/12/2006
Msg: 40 (view)
 
Online Dating.............
Posted: 8/17/2007 3:48:37 PM
PRATTLE!!!
NO END TO PRATTLE!!
ON and ON PRATTLE!!
Have we nothing better to do than spew and devour PRATTLE!!

 His Eminence
Joined: 3/12/2006
Msg: 25 (view)
 
Maybe POF should list income level as the first thing seen on a profile.
Posted: 8/16/2007 1:46:28 PM
PRATTLE, I SAY!
 His Eminence
Joined: 3/12/2006
Msg: 16 (view)
 
Why would my husband leave me for a women much younger
Posted: 8/16/2007 1:37:42 PM
After much perplexing thought, regarding this question, I have come to the conclusion:

HE wanted to!!
 His Eminence
Joined: 3/12/2006
Msg: 65 (view)
 
Women, what do you want from men other than money ?
Posted: 8/16/2007 12:10:11 PM
SO VERY MUCH... MINDLESS PRATTLE!!
 His Eminence
Joined: 3/12/2006
Msg: 12 (view)
 
Maybe POF should list income level as the first thing seen on a profile.
Posted: 8/15/2007 5:18:44 PM
Is there NO END to this INANE PRATTLE???
 His Eminence
Joined: 3/12/2006
Msg: 57 (view)
 
Women, what do you want from men other than money ?
Posted: 8/14/2007 11:55:48 AM
Probably someone that dosen't ask INANE questions like this?
 His Eminence
Joined: 3/12/2006
Msg: 37 (view)
 
Would you date someone who is mentally ill??????
Posted: 8/2/2007 6:34:38 PM
Mommy AND Daddy were COUSINS!!

BUT I'm OKAY!!
 His Eminence
Joined: 3/12/2006
Msg: 2 (view)
 
How do you meet/date...if you've never HAD to?
Posted: 8/1/2007 4:38:57 PM
OH ME!
OH MY!!
Life is rotten!
Every apple has a worm inside it!!
Roses have thorns!
Toilet paper rolls,always come to an end...far to soon!!
There is too much sand at the beach...
It is either too cold or too hot!!

Sorry... just wanted a public forum in order to do some moaning and groaning!!
 His Eminence
Joined: 3/12/2006
Msg: 240 (view)
 
Why do men use me??
Posted: 7/28/2007 1:39:37 PM
YOU introduced YOURSELF to HIM as MS. DOORMAT and
have played your role so well!!

Basic common sense and self respect (with a healthy amount of shame), would cause one to HIDE such pathetic behaviour, ... NOT put it out in a public forum for all to see.

. Try some old fashioned dignity pills.

Sorry to be so BLUNT!
 His Eminence
Joined: 3/12/2006
Msg: 88 (view)
 
women and why they think men should buy everything ????
Posted: 7/27/2007 12:28:22 PM
Never had that problem!!

I have always found the women insist on paying for everything...meals, expensive cruises etc.

I lost count of all the ROLEX watches, Lexus cars etc. they have given me...
Just for once I would like to reciprocate BUT they won't allow it!!

Don't they know... I CAN'T BE BOUGHT!!

I will always keep MY integrity!!
 His Eminence
Joined: 3/12/2006
Msg: 112 (view)
 
Should I let my girlfriend bang my friend?
Posted: 7/26/2007 12:26:44 PM
Does it really matter when YOU are living in a SEWER???
 His Eminence
Joined: 3/12/2006
Msg: 65 (view)
 
Should I let my girlfriend bang my friend?
Posted: 7/23/2007 6:13:27 PM
What RULES or LAWS, regarding such matters, apply in the BARNYARD or ZOO??

Simply apply them here!!!
 His Eminence
Joined: 3/12/2006
Msg: 207 (view)
 
Favorites List?????
Posted: 7/23/2007 5:48:25 PM
SO very much PRISINESS regarding such a trivial matter!!

I have never felt the need to question, OR OBJECT, to the fact EVERY gorgeous woman on here, has added ME to her Favorites LIST!
 His Eminence
Joined: 3/12/2006
Msg: 68 (view)
 
Are you surprised at the type of people that contact you?
Posted: 7/23/2007 3:58:50 PM
Surprised and Shocked at first ... but starting to accept the fact...

All the most beautiful women on here, have an uncontrolable urge to contact ME!!!

I am finally becoming aware of all YOUR wiles and various enticements

...YOU little devils
 His Eminence
Joined: 3/12/2006
Msg: 13 (view)
 
Are you surprised at the type of people that contact you?
Posted: 7/22/2007 7:33:15 AM
Yes! I am very SURPRISED when so many of the most beautiful, brilliant and wealthy women of the world contact me...

Being the modest fellow I am, I have accepted the fact I am not in their league...

I really wish they would stop throwing themselves at me, and filling up my mail box!
 His Eminence
Joined: 3/12/2006
Msg: 13 (view)
 
People that live far away
Posted: 7/18/2007 4:18:51 PM
"you must live close to me".

All depends by what YOU mean ..."close to me".
Distance in this day and age should NOT be a major factor where the chance of "true" love is concerned ...
However, I would be hesitant to get involved with someone where inter-planet travel is required.
 His Eminence
Joined: 3/12/2006
Msg: 106 (view)
 
How do I tell my date his breath is awful?
Posted: 7/10/2007 5:44:20 PM
As I always say,

"Better bad breath than NO breath at ALL."
 His Eminence
Joined: 3/12/2006
Msg: 101 (view)
 
How do I tell my date his breath is awful?
Posted: 7/8/2007 11:54:24 AM
Could simply be nature WARNING you the guy is full of Sh*T!!
 His Eminence
Joined: 3/12/2006
Msg: 13 (view)
 
How old are you when you can officially call yourself a spinster?
Posted: 7/8/2007 11:45:49 AM
MY, oh MY, the things we do fret about!!!

Has anyone ever been eating an apple, and found half-a- worm inside???
 His Eminence
Joined: 3/12/2006
Msg: 32 (view)
 
I need some female insights on a new potential relationship.
Posted: 7/8/2007 10:15:54 AM
Oh MY! Things are so perplexing...

Shouldn't we call Dr. Phil in on this one???

Wouldn't we all feel a lot better if we had a peanut-butter and jam sandwich?
 His Eminence
Joined: 3/12/2006
Msg: 9 (view)
 
What do you do when you meet the right one but their to far away?
Posted: 7/4/2007 5:04:26 PM
BUS , PLANE ,TRAIN , BOAT,CAR, BICYCLE...come to mind as possible solutions to this perplexing problem...
 His Eminence
Joined: 3/12/2006
Msg: 15 (view)
 
Cheatin Hearts
Posted: 6/17/2007 8:25:52 PM
I have a lot of faith this guy will win her back!!!

HE is no quiter!

Remember: True LOVE never runs SMOOTH!
 His Eminence
Joined: 3/12/2006
Msg: 13 (view)
 
Cheatin Hearts
Posted: 6/17/2007 8:07:38 PM
Was wondering what kind of chocolates YOU brought her.
Where there nuts or cherries in them??? It makes a difference.

If it was me, I would try roses and some poetry the next time you find her in bed with another guy...
Show her you are the "REAL" romantic and NOT the lout in the bed with her.

Don't give up on her...I am sure YOU will win her back!
 
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