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 Author Thread: What's your Southern sign?
 Iminthebar_436
Joined: 4/23/2006
Msg: 24 (view)
 
What's your Southern sign?
Posted: 5/7/2006 9:55:42 PM
Geez only chitlin ey?
 Iminthebar_436
Joined: 4/23/2006
Msg: 94 (view)
 
best insult...
Posted: 5/5/2006 11:40:34 PM
Not really an insult but it drives people crazy.

While your having a conversation with someone(say mark) and another person(say jason) walks in stop talking about what you were talking about and say"O hi jason, I'll tell you later mark"
 Iminthebar_436
Joined: 4/23/2006
Msg: 200 (view)
 
Well everyone else is doing it.
Posted: 5/5/2006 9:03:45 PM
I'd like a review when you have time.
 Iminthebar_436
Joined: 4/23/2006
Msg: 2 (view)
 
password
Posted: 5/5/2006 2:36:40 AM
S...T...U...P..I...D...WOWO IM WQDSAJFKHAS WASTEd
 Iminthebar_436
Joined: 4/23/2006
Msg: 86 (view)
 
Things I've learned while I was drunk....
Posted: 5/4/2006 6:28:05 PM
Waking up the next morning and wondering where you are and then you realizing your in your house in your basement, face first laying in a puddle of puck is not fun!
But it is funny to everybody else.
 Iminthebar_436
Joined: 4/23/2006
Msg: 85 (view)
 
Things I've learned while I was drunk....
Posted: 5/4/2006 6:21:23 PM
"when stopped at a road block and the police office asks "have you had anything to drink tonight?"
Don't reply "No thank you" "

hehehe thats great

-Always have a friend there in case you dont remember where you live(they always know better than you do its messed up)
-When your drunk dont yell out the window "You suck" to a cop.(Not me)
-When your 5 minutes, and its -40 outside, from home and you ditch your vehicle, its not a good idea to walk home with no jacket and a t-shirt on.
-Drinking wine glasses full of tequila and chasing it with rum and coke may sound like a good idea when your absolutely wasted, but its really isn't.
 Iminthebar_436
Joined: 4/23/2006
Msg: 2 (view)
 
Orgasm Notice - 3 Days to Pay or Quit
Posted: 5/4/2006 6:02:23 PM
That's hilarious.
 Iminthebar_436
Joined: 4/23/2006
Msg: 1 (view)
 
Ever heard about the Elephant and the squirrel?
Posted: 5/1/2006 11:57:30 PM
One day a squirrel is walking through the trees in the jungle when he stumbles onto an elephant crying. The squirrel asks "whats the problem?" The elephant replies "I have a thorn in my foot and it wont come out." The squirrel says "I'll take it out but you have to let me do whatever I want to you, no matter how gross you think it is." Well the elephant thinks to himself whatever he wants it has to be better than this thorn. He agrees and the squirrel takes the thorn out of the elephants foot. The squirrel says "Now you have to let me **** you in the but." The elephant thinks thats gross but a deals a deal. While the squirrel is ****ing the elephant, a monkey swings by and thinks how gross. He grabs a cocanut and whips it at the elephant. The elephant goes "Umph!" and the squirrel says "That's right take it all ****!"

I LOVE THIS JOKE lol.
 Iminthebar_436
Joined: 4/23/2006
Msg: 47 (view)
 
Vocowbulary Test
Posted: 4/30/2006 12:07:33 AM
cumpressed- how you feel after lumberjacker robs you

egotestical-how you felt before said lumberjacker
 Iminthebar_436
Joined: 4/23/2006
Msg: 5 (view)
 
Prescription For Laughter
Posted: 4/29/2006 7:41:07 PM
How about non prescription drugs?

GENERIC NAME: acetaminophen
BRAND NAME: Tylenol and many other

SIDE EFFECTS:
If you experience any of the following rare but serious side effects, stop taking Tylenol and seek emergency medical attention or contact your doctor immediately: an allergic reaction (difficulty breathing; closing of the throat; swelling of the lips, tongue, or face; or hives); liver damage (yellowing of the skin or eyes, nausea, abdominal pain or discomfort, unusual bleeding or bruising, severe fatigue); blood problems (easy or unusual bleeding or bruising). Other, less serious side effects are not known to occur. Side effects other than those listed here may occur. Talk to your doctor about any side effect that seems unusual or that is especially bothersome.


GEEZ all this for a headache?
 Iminthebar_436
Joined: 4/23/2006
Msg: 27 (view)
 
Pet Peeves of Driving
Posted: 4/29/2006 12:09:02 AM
Twitch Twitch
Just to let everyone know i have a minor case of road rage hehe.

- driving SLOWer then the speed limit
- slowing down to turn left before the turn lane
- not using their signals
- talking on their cell phone not paying attention
- cutting you off
- old people driving slow
- doing 55 in a 60 b/c there is a cop
- not passing SECURITY vans
- doing 90 on the highway
- accidents
- broken down cars GET A TOW TRUCK, if its gonna break down get OFF THE ROAD
- look and swurve
- drunk drivers
- people not going when the light is green
- 2 people driving the same speed where the road is two laned ( I REALLY HATE THIS)
- people speeding up when you go to pass ARGHH!!!!
- not doing 105 when there is a cop (HES NOT GONNA PULL YOU OVER GEEZ)
- walking when it says DONT WALK you deserve to get run over
- stalling their standards GET LESSONS PLZ!
- not letting you merge ARGGGGGG!!!! I hope this comes back to haunt you!
- who go to pass in a 1km passing lane and do the same as the other vehicle ARG
- not knowing what a stop sign is
- stopping at a free flow lane b/c they think it is a yield
- who dont shoulder check and nearly kill you (bike) but it happens in my big red truck
- looking at a map while you drive THATS WHAT PLANNING IS FOR
- people slamming on their brakes to make a right turn
- people giving you directions at the last second as you pass the street
- not using the oncoming lane on a country highway to turn left
- people being idiots
- people flipping the bird when they are being stupid
- people who think they are good drivers but are actually really horrible
- EVERYONE including me


I hope you all crash!!! not really.
AHHHHHHHHHHH!! i cant do anymore for now
 Iminthebar_436
Joined: 4/23/2006
Msg: 1 (view)
 
Pics of material items in prof? Whats your opinion? [Closed - Not a Review]
Posted: 4/28/2006 10:55:51 PM
I have friends that say "You should put your truck and all your other stuff in your prof."
But the kind of women i want to attract arent all about money and material.
They say you have to show you are successful.
Whats your opinion? What is THE LINE?



The "LINE" is to take 60 seconds to read the "Second" thread in this forum, top of page, that outlines what this forum's purpose is actually for titled:

Click here -- > RULES... Profile Review threads ONLY.

Click Here --> Redundant Threads and How to Search

Thread Closed - Forum Moderator
 Iminthebar_436
Joined: 4/23/2006
Msg: 29 (view)
 
Execution by Brutal Honesty
Posted: 4/28/2006 10:26:03 PM
I made some changes how bout another look?
 Iminthebar_436
Joined: 4/23/2006
Msg: 1 (view)
 
Rate my Profile?
Posted: 4/28/2006 9:23:50 PM
Made some changes, added some stuff . So what do you think?
 Iminthebar_436
Joined: 4/23/2006
Msg: 65 (view)
 
The motto everyone should live by!!
Posted: 4/28/2006 9:07:50 PM
If at first you don't succeed, Skydiving is not for you!
 Iminthebar_436
Joined: 4/23/2006
Msg: 59 (view)
 
This life would be better if...
Posted: 4/28/2006 8:32:26 PM
- alchohol came without consequences!
- you got paid to have fun!
- you didnt need sleep!
- you got paid to golf and were still horrible at it!
- Chapelle's Show was still on the air!
- People didnt sucker punch grumble grumble......
 Iminthebar_436
Joined: 4/23/2006
Msg: 7 (view)
 
Another good blond joke
Posted: 4/28/2006 8:22:48 PM
On a bright sunny day a police officer is on the side of the road when a bright red camaro flies by doing 30 mph over the speed limit. He turns on his lights and pulls over the camaro. When he walks over to the car he finds this gorgeus blonde sitting in the drivers seat. He taps on her window and she rolls it down. He says "Can i have your license, registration and proof of insurance please?" The blonde replies "My what?" Well the officer says " Your drivers license the piece of id that has all your information on it." Shes replies " O ok." The officer says " And your registration?" She replies again "My what?" The officer shakes his head and says "The paper that has your vehicle information on it." She says "O ok." The officer than says "And your proof of insurance please." The blonde says again "My what?" The officer starting to get mad replies "The piece of paper that allows you to drive on the roads." The blonde says "O ok." The police officer than walks back over to his car and calls the information over to dispatch. A couple minutes later another police officer calls him over the radio and says "Go over to the car and whip out your****" The police officer replies "What thats obsurd." The 2nd police officer says "Just do it." The police officer nudges and thinks sure why not. He walks over to the camaro and whips out his**** The blonde then replies "O no not another breathalyzer!"
 Iminthebar_436
Joined: 4/23/2006
Msg: 6 (view)
 
Another good blond joke
Posted: 4/28/2006 8:13:54 PM
How do you confuse a blonde?
put her in a circle room and tell her to find a corner.
How does she confuse you back?
She finds one.
How do you confuse her back?
Tell her its the wrong one.
 Iminthebar_436
Joined: 4/23/2006
Msg: 5 (view)
 
big and beautiful
Posted: 4/28/2006 8:10:08 PM
Verissa you crack me up!
 Iminthebar_436
Joined: 4/23/2006
Msg: 14 (view)
 
LET ME REVIEW YOU!!!
Posted: 4/27/2006 5:30:50 PM
Lets see what you got?
 Iminthebar_436
Joined: 4/23/2006
Msg: 1 (view)
 
Rate my profile?
Posted: 4/26/2006 11:23:06 PM
Just wondering what people think of it.
 Iminthebar_436
Joined: 4/23/2006
Msg: 9 (view)
 
Execution by Brutal Honesty
Posted: 4/26/2006 10:50:59 PM
how bout me? take a shot.
 Iminthebar_436
Joined: 4/23/2006
Msg: 6 (view)
 
Execution by Brutal Honesty
Posted: 4/26/2006 9:39:20 PM
Lets see what you got.
 Iminthebar_436
Joined: 4/23/2006
Msg: 448 (view)
 
Do you want a ruthless review?
Posted: 4/26/2006 9:02:04 PM
Lets see what you got.
 
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