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 Author Thread: I am thinking of creating another profile with my age twenty years younger.
 rekirked
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I am thinking of creating another profile with my age twenty years younger.
Posted: 9/19/2018 6:51:44 AM
Loads of people lie about stuff online, especially age. Twenty years though, that’s taking the pi$$.

Get offline, join a gym or something. Meet some younguns and impress them with the geeky Lego sh1t......without the downer of your age stamped on your forehead. No lying or deceiving.
 rekirked
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Brexit? A coup de grace?
Posted: 9/18/2018 4:48:41 AM

There are more people joining in the clamour for a 2nd referendum


Or you could look at it this way, our biased media is reporting every single whiff of detail about anyone remotely popular who mentions a 2nd referendum and ignoring anyone who says otherwise

Personally i find the whole brouhaha fascinating. There didn't seem to be this much passionate opinion when we joined the common market, or when we signed the Maastricht Treaty and plenty of other moments in the last 40 years that eroded our sovereign powers and identity in favour of a dark unelected, unaccountable force .

We sleepwalked into the superstate and we are at each others throats coming out of it, WTF?
 rekirked
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Change of life
Posted: 9/17/2018 10:32:36 AM
Have you looked behind the bumper? i've replaced more than a few rear panels on cars that just showed a minor impact mark on the rear bumper. They flex, the metalwork behind it doesn't.
 rekirked
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I am lovely
Posted: 9/13/2018 3:19:40 PM
Every morning as I saunter naked past the mirrored wardrobe on my way to the shower. I’m fcuking gorgeous.
 rekirked
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Should safe fracking be encouraged?
Posted: 9/12/2018 10:22:20 AM
Sadly her passionate ramblings (however justified) are totally wasted on a dating site forum with an active readership in single figures.


She probably just needs to get a job.
 rekirked
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Strange
Posted: 9/12/2018 10:17:36 AM
^^^^
what she said
 rekirked
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Strange
Posted: 9/12/2018 5:02:31 AM
The plot thickens. My money is on the weirdo.
 rekirked
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If your house was on fire what would you save?
Posted: 9/11/2018 12:10:08 PM

Jbtw.....firemen


Surely you mean firefighter. Didn’t you get the memo about genders and stuff?
 rekirked
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Should safe fracking be encouraged?
Posted: 9/10/2018 7:37:55 AM
She must be exhausted, as Billy mentioned it’s parked or 100mph for Pauline, I think she’s in a lay-by somewhere with a bag of chips in irn bru sauce, a pic of the Maltese malingerer and an axe.
 rekirked
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Do you like a bargain? Or are you happy to pay a lot for something you really want.
Posted: 9/9/2018 7:43:53 AM
Depends how you define bargain. To me a bargain is getting something i really want or need at a lower price than i was expecting or prepared to pay for it.

Being in Waitrose or M&S at the exact time the yellow sticker woman/man is starting his/her rounds is a good example.

To a lot of people a bargain is just something being sold cheaper than it once was, regardless of whether they ever needed or wanted it.

Next sale is a good example.
 rekirked
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Msg: 51 (view)
 
The 80s, a decade of great music or utter rubbish
Posted: 9/8/2018 9:50:53 AM
What’s this Aggers? No Bananarama!?

In your expert opinion what is the best ever floor filler? Is it Dancing queen?
 rekirked
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currency... as real as a dude on a cloud
Posted: 9/7/2018 12:50:28 PM
He's also called the expat hero cave diver a pedo, again.

Kerching!

Personally i think he's losing it. Surely it won't be long before his bunker full of gun toting, slightly camp henchmen in Versace uniforms and a stolen nuke is revealed under that factory he can't seem to leave.
 rekirked
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Forum Roll Call
Posted: 9/7/2018 11:13:33 AM
Ok, so let's see just how bad the numbers here have got.

Say hi if you're a lurker or a regular. We may see some old names pop up (although i seriously doubt it)

*waves*


 rekirked
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How to write your first message
Posted: 9/4/2018 11:46:26 AM

either I don't understand how POF works and they can see the profile, but it not register as viewed,



Mail settings
Allow a user to see that I viewed their profile:
Yes/No

The first thing you need to do is forget about your whole profile and consider yourself just a thumbnail, That's all any of us are on here (if you've got pics) In the searches you're a thumbnail, in someone's inbox you're a thumbnail, in matches you're a thumbnail. You are just an approx 40mm square pic in a sea of others.

For someone to want to click your thumbnail and see your whole profile it needs to be a good pic, if you're not photogenic next to no one will look at you and next to no one will read your message. You're skipped over in a sea of anonymity in searches/matches and ignored and bulk deleted in people's inbox. Basically you're stuffed.

That is a hard truth to learn about internet dating.
 rekirked
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80s songs + 2000s electro = heaven
Posted: 9/4/2018 8:15:53 AM
Like every other decade it was a mixed bag. We had epics like New order’s Blue Monday and absolute turds like Captain Sensibles Happy Talk. For me the early 80’s was about DM, Japan, Simple Minds. The middle was about Madge, Michael Jackson, Five Star and the end was about........feck knows, I was wasted.
 rekirked
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The 80s, a decade of great music or utter rubbish
Posted: 9/3/2018 2:39:29 PM
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-_3dc6X-Iwo



The End
 rekirked
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Is it important for you to date your intellectual equal?
Posted: 8/31/2018 10:04:21 AM
Only after the sex gets boring.
 rekirked
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Brexit all the way to the door.. but no further?
Posted: 8/30/2018 2:55:12 PM

I wouldn't consider myself a remoaner. I know its just a name people like to call people who voted remain, can't think of anything similar for people who voted leave


Brexiteers
Little Englanders
Thick
Racists
Uneducated

Take your pick, they've all been very popular.
 rekirked
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Brexit all the way to the door.. but no further?
Posted: 8/30/2018 2:44:11 PM
Who ever said Brexit was going to be great?

Most people on either side of the argument knew a potential Brexit would be difficult and potentially costly to the UK and not just in the short term either.

The UK still voted leave.

Why do remoaners keep trotting out the same old arguments about economics? It was never about economics. Most people with at least one functioning brain cell knew that 350 million a week figure trotted out during the campaign was wrong.

They still voted leave.

Brexit was/is about sovereignty, democracy, borders and for a few people it was about the fact they'd never been asked to join the EU in the first place.
 rekirked
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The best band you have ever seen live.
Posted: 8/30/2018 11:09:39 AM
Brit Floyd. They as near as makes no difference to the real thing, possibly even better.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AsUt6f4dXZ4
 rekirked
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Do we judge others too quickly online?
Posted: 8/30/2018 10:45:17 AM
Well thanks to our new dynamic economy of flogging insurance, burgers and sofas to each other for minimum wage and having to bum a a few measly quid of quick quid to eat for the last week of every month i'd say most people are just as screwed as he is. Working or not.
 rekirked
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Do we judge others too quickly online?
Posted: 8/30/2018 10:12:55 AM
Tweeting he was previously getting 212 quid a week for fcuk all wasn't a wise decision.

A weeks work of 40hrs at minimum wage isn't much more than that after tax.
 rekirked
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what is your guilty pleasure
Posted: 8/30/2018 10:05:23 AM
I used to nag my dad to keep playing crazy horses on the 8 track in our little Austin 1100. Then the Rollers came along and i suddenly thought the Osmonds were naff
 rekirked
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Random Music - Lets Sing About Everything
Posted: 8/30/2018 4:29:37 AM
You can't hum when holding your nose.
 rekirked
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real life things that drive you mad
Posted: 8/30/2018 4:27:43 AM
News organisations trawling twitter for stories. The opinions and petty squabbles of z list "celebrities" are not news.

My new telly. My old one used come on and display whatever channel i'd left it on the previous evening. Simple

My new telly wants to ask me pointless questions about sound output and what region im in and do i want to update software EVERY FCUKING TIME I SWITCH IT ON. Even women are less complicated than this thing.
 rekirked
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what is your guilty pleasure
Posted: 8/30/2018 4:12:55 AM
Top Gear. I can watch it over and over and i never get bored. Some episodes i've watched at least a dozen times.

The car's don't really interest me as much as the banter and chip pans in caravan capers. Some of the specials like mopeds in Vietnam and lorries in Myanmar are visually stunning.
 rekirked
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real life things that drive you mad
Posted: 8/29/2018 10:15:17 AM
Arseholes who leave their car at the petrol pump while they do a weeks shop in the kiosk.

People who leave big gaps in queueing traffic

Fat middle aged blokes in Lycra on 4K push bikes
 rekirked
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Random Music - Lets Sing About Everything
Posted: 8/29/2018 8:15:25 AM
Wait for it, some sort of association of sex workers will pipe up that their livelihoods are under threat from cheap foreign labour. Believe it or not plenty of women choose to sell themselves and make a fairly decent living.
 rekirked
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Change of life
Posted: 8/29/2018 4:08:00 AM
Pauline, with respect just drop the rape threat nonsense. Not a single person on here would believe he was anything more than trying to shock you for a reaction. You were never in any danger from the Maltese Mole, it was a load of twisted nonsense from the mind of a raving misogynist.

The police would take you seriously I’m sure, they have to. The court however would boot it straight out when your ranting novel all over these forums of how much you hate the mole, came to light.

You have my sympathy, he’s a coont and he’s hurt you. You were gullible enough to get involved and subsequently played by a bell end, this is where the anger stems from but it’s obvious you need to move the fcuk on.


. You've been quite happy to sit and watch Paul troll on here for over a year and say very little


You dated the pr1ck!
 rekirked
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Weird crush people you shouldnt fancy. But you do
Posted: 8/28/2018 6:40:18 AM
Sue Perkins



Messages this weird may not be posted
 rekirked
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The one thing about your life that people find odd
Posted: 8/27/2018 7:23:14 AM

Just seemed ridiculous to keep renting my flat when I could buy it for the price I did.


Absolutely, you'd have been mad (or the world's most staunch socialist) at 7.5k to not have bought it.

A 2 bed ex council flat around here starts at 120K.
 rekirked
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Should you date when you possibly aren't ready to?
Posted: 8/27/2018 5:34:32 AM
Hey suze, are you ready now?
 rekirked
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The one thing about your life that people find odd
Posted: 8/27/2018 5:30:22 AM
I don’t think it was a scam Roxy, it was sound advice and still is where home ownership is within reach of average people on average incomes, sadly not many people want to live in Albania.....

Your brother has a point though, paying a mortgage makes you an obedient little debt serf , much less likely to cause any trouble or god forbid go on strike. The bank doubles its money it never had and you’ve got an asset to pay for elderly care......as long as they can keep finding suckers to “get on the ladder” and keep the Ponzi going.

No one gives a shyte about buying in Germany.......Germans that is, not us, obviously.
 rekirked
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Random Music - Lets Sing About Everything
Posted: 8/27/2018 5:19:48 AM
Michael Jackson would have been 60 today
 rekirked
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The one thing about your life that people find odd
Posted: 8/26/2018 8:56:28 AM
People find it odd I rent rather then get a mortgage. I think they’re the odd ones.
 rekirked
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I can't work out these women who go silent mid-conversation.
Posted: 8/26/2018 8:52:55 AM
Basically there are several possibilities why a woman will slope off from initial frantic contact, every single one involves you being a failure at dating.
 rekirked
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If your house was on fire what would you save?
Posted: 8/26/2018 8:50:30 AM
The battery out of the smoke alarm
 rekirked
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Are you a creature of habit. Or spontaneous
Posted: 8/26/2018 8:49:16 AM
I had fish on a Tuesday recently, I still feel a bit dirty.
 rekirked
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Should you date when you possibly aren't ready to?
Posted: 8/26/2018 8:47:13 AM
I think I’ve been on a few dates where their ex didn’t even know they were an ex yet.
 rekirked
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When is a National Service a Private concern?
Posted: 8/26/2018 3:12:52 AM
https://www.skyscanner.net/trains
 rekirked
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Gone are the days...when women were women
Posted: 8/25/2018 7:09:20 AM
Ffs Pauline........ LET IT GO!
 rekirked
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Me too
Posted: 8/21/2018 9:08:53 AM
There’s grooming involved here, she first met this lad and started working alongside him when he was a small boy. There are pics on the net of them from many years ago which leave a bad taste when you look at them.




As for Rose McGowan this was her tweet when #metoo was getting started:

“It’s quite simple, all who have worked with known predators should do 3 simple things. 1) Believe survivors 2) Apologize for putting your careers and wallets before what was right. 3) Grab a spine and denounce. If you do not do these things you are still moral cowards. #ROSEARMY”




This was her tweet when her friend is investigated for sex with a minor:

“None of us know the truth of the situation and I’m sure more will be revealed. Be gentle.”






The hypocrisy is at defcon 5.

 rekirked
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currency... as real as a dude on a cloud
Posted: 8/21/2018 1:36:35 AM
The problem with Musk is investors started to believe the hype and ignore the fact that some dreamer can’t become Toyota overnight. When it all goes down the toilet and he’s caught in a hotel room trying to do a drug deal at least he can blame it all on short sellers.
 rekirked
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Change of life
Posted: 8/20/2018 8:28:38 AM
I didn’t know he had a PhD or what field he was in, I didn’t even know what city he was from. What I did know (or guessed) was he was an academic, I honestly thought he was some sort of lab technician.

So, it turns out he is from Malta, so why did he write with a Scottish prose? That’s a bit feckin weird isn’t it?

And Irene? Who the fcuk is Irene?

I think I have DGAF disorder.
 rekirked
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Me too
Posted: 8/20/2018 3:43:56 AM
Hypocrite, peado and glass house dweller. This story will die overnight, if it had been male on female Twitter would explode, again.

https://news.sky.com/story/weinstein-accuser-asia-argento-pays-380k-to-settle-assault-case-11477343
 rekirked
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Brexit all the way to the door.. but no further?
Posted: 8/20/2018 3:13:15 AM
Let’s just get it over and done with for gods sake. We’ll be back in a new improved EU within 10 years anyway. After they’ve levelled health care, pensions, benefits and kicked out the mafia run accession countries.
 rekirked
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Change of life
Posted: 8/20/2018 3:00:15 AM
That rather depends on your interpretation of the word “clever”

Bad form to out his real self on here IMO.
 rekirked
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What's your mantra?
Posted: 8/18/2018 3:53:47 PM
My new one is: if you can’t say anything nice say nothing at all.
 rekirked
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All about the forum narcissist
Posted: 8/18/2018 3:51:16 PM
Less painful or more pleasurable?

Either way, it’s still a c0ck in the wrong place. Seems apt.
 rekirked
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There is order stiff happening out there
Posted: 8/18/2018 4:47:34 AM

It is the high street retailers where you go to look, touch and feel the product before you buy it cheaper online. How long do you think appliance retailers are going to last. Will M&S still be here in a few years?


That’s a good point. I feel we seem to have lost a little bit of conscience in our never ending quest for a bargain. Me personally I wouldn’t feel it right to go into John Lewis, waste the time of the salesperson trying to sell me a product while knowing full well I’m going to buy one online, I’m just using this shop and their staff to help me decide on a product I will buy elsewhere.

When did that become ok? It doesn’t feel right to me.

Same thing happens in the car game, people think nothing of walking into a dealership and asking for a test drive........of the same car they’ve seen 200 miles away on auto trader. Most traders will now want to qualify someone who asks very little questions about a car they seem desperate to test drive and will refuse if they think you’re just using them before you buy elsewhere......and people can get quite uppity about it, actually getting arsey because you won’t lend them a car for half a hour!
 
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