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 I_Am_Con_S_Tip_ated
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Msg: 105 (view)
 
What does Wants to date but nothing serious mean?
Posted: 11/11/2018 2:46:14 AM
IMO, means they don't give a crap
 I_Am_Con_S_Tip_ated
Joined: 4/4/2018
Msg: 7836 (view)
 
Will President Elect Donald Trump Last The Full 4 Months?
Posted: 11/11/2018 2:43:49 AM
Jared K was on CNN last night. He looks and sounds very effeminate. Sounded intelligent though. Was peddling prison reform, I guess he has invested in privatization of prisons!
 I_Am_Con_S_Tip_ated
Joined: 4/4/2018
Msg: 412 (view)
 
On dating a cheapskate.
Posted: 11/11/2018 2:39:40 AM
Too many women want Ken when they are not Barbie and vice versa....

What about GI JOE AND CHATTY CATHY?

MRS BEASLY? EWWWWW!
 I_Am_Con_S_Tip_ated
Joined: 4/4/2018
Msg: 56 (view)
 
Chronic Illness? A deal breaker or not?
Posted: 11/11/2018 2:35:30 AM
Some "ailments" can be cured by OTC meds. Give folks a chance! GOSH DARN, DANG NABBIT!
 I_Am_Con_S_Tip_ated
Joined: 4/4/2018
Msg: 32 (view)
 
Science Says Finding Your Soul Mate Is Basically Impossible
Posted: 11/11/2018 2:33:33 AM
Folks, in this day and age of modern technology, if you cant meet someone, the onus is on YOU
 I_Am_Con_S_Tip_ated
Joined: 4/4/2018
Msg: 37 (view)
 
Guys searching for you on FaceBook, etc., without asking & before you have met
Posted: 11/11/2018 2:31:44 AM
I had a member of the opposite sex ask me my ethnicity on FB.

It creeped me out!
 I_Am_Con_S_Tip_ated
Joined: 4/4/2018
Msg: 544 (view)
 
Women making the first move...
Posted: 8/30/2018 4:26:38 AM
adultery is alive and well

people are carnal beings-not just men!



"I just wonder about guys in general. I think there's just two types of guys: those that cheat and those that don't and I've known both kinds. But the older I get the more I wonder if most guys cheat. Lately I've found out just how many of the parents of my childhood friends cheated and it astounds me."

better to not know
 I_Am_Con_S_Tip_ated
Joined: 4/4/2018
Msg: 27 (view)
 
POF Message Board Emoticons
Posted: 8/30/2018 4:20:46 AM



testing this to see if it works i presume this is a practice area
 I_Am_Con_S_Tip_ated
Joined: 4/4/2018
Msg: 181 (view)
 
Is dating harder for men or women?
Posted: 8/29/2018 6:27:15 PM
https://forums.plentyoffish.com/16710120datingPostpage8.aspx

MSG 192:

NewYorker58
Posted: 8/29/2018 2:01:13 PM

Juju exhibits self worth. Some men don't like it,
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ohenryx Posted: 8/25/2018 803 AM

Some very interesting comments here. One woman, who talks about “keeping it real”, I don’t think I would want to meet her. But I’m sure there are others who agree with her.
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Posted: 8/25/2018 7:35:52 AM

Not that I'm in the habit of sending dyck pics, but I have had women ask and I did oblige.
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dark_n_juju

Posted: 8/12/2018 419 PM

The other puzzle is why some send****pics to a stranger and think we would be turned on by that..


When I first started on line dating I was on a site that allowed pictures. I got a guy who sent a picture of his purple-blue penis against a pasty vainly thigh.
The only thing that went through my mind was 1. Is he trying to turn me off of sex altogether? AND why is it that color? What is he doing to himself?
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If I am high maintenance because I expect a man to bring so much more to the table than a penis then sue me.
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dark_n_juju

Posted: 8/16/2018 5:05:42 AM
Have they changed this? I am 52 and I just had an email from a guy 67. That is a 15-year difference. Did they drop this rule? PLEASE tell they did not.
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Wow. I have never found older men sexy. NEVER.
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I still go out to dance the night away. I still twerk. In fact, my ass has gotten bigger as I have gotten older so it bounces a lot better.
Only been in Houston a year. I am still looking for my hot spot. Most older people here believe that sitting and drinking beer is a night out. OR EATING forgot how much the people of this city love to eat. I will be heading to the Red Rooster to check it out just haven't had a chance to do it yet.
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Men in my age group rarely inspire the lust they wish. Most of the time the inspire the hold that penny with your knees.
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I am not a fixer. If a man is too sorry to lose the weight that is killing MORE power to the weight. He can't stop smoking with all kinds of lung issues. PEACE OUT! IF he wants to sit around and not work out to get his body in the best shape as he can then I am not a therapist or a trainer or a dietitian OR HIS MOTHER. The crazy thing is I want a man who is working to be the best him he can be. Let's be honest so many people aren't about the hard work of being their best selves.
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I can say that being attractive can and always has been a double edge sword. Rarely do men see me as a real person
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ohenryx

Ok if you say so.
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ME: Miss Juju is gone?
I hope she is only at the Red Rooster, and not run off by anyone in this forum.
Please come back Miss Juju
 I_Am_Con_S_Tip_ated
Joined: 4/4/2018
Msg: 192 (view)
 
why do do many women have body type = thin
Posted: 8/29/2018 4:50:09 PM
NewYorker58
Posted: 8/29/2018 2:01:13 PM

Juju exhibits self worth. Some men don't like it,
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ohenryx Posted: 8/25/2018 803 AM

Some very interesting comments here. One woman, who talks about “keeping it real”, I don’t think I would want to meet her. But I’m sure there are others who agree with her.
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Posted: 8/25/2018 7:35:52 AM

Not that I'm in the habit of sending dyck pics, but I have had women ask and I did oblige.
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dark_n_juju

Posted: 8/12/2018 419 PM

The other puzzle is why some send****pics to a stranger and think we would be turned on by that..


When I first started on line dating I was on a site that allowed pictures. I got a guy who sent a picture of his purple-blue penis against a pasty vainly thigh.
The only thing that went through my mind was 1. Is he trying to turn me off of sex altogether? AND why is it that color? What is he doing to himself?
---------------------------------------------------------------
If I am high maintenance because I expect a man to bring so much more to the table than a penis then sue me.
------------------------------------------------
dark_n_juju

Posted: 8/16/2018 5:05:42 AM
Have they changed this? I am 52 and I just had an email from a guy 67. That is a 15-year difference. Did they drop this rule? PLEASE tell they did not.
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Wow. I have never found older men sexy. NEVER.
---------------------------------------------------------
I still go out to dance the night away. I still twerk. In fact, my ass has gotten bigger as I have gotten older so it bounces a lot better.
Only been in Houston a year. I am still looking for my hot spot. Most older people here believe that sitting and drinking beer is a night out. OR EATING forgot how much the people of this city love to eat. I will be heading to the Red Rooster to check it out just haven't had a chance to do it yet.
-------------------------------------------------------
Men in my age group rarely inspire the lust they wish. Most of the time the inspire the hold that penny with your knees.
------------------------------------------------
I am not a fixer. If a man is too sorry to lose the weight that is killing MORE power to the weight. He can't stop smoking with all kinds of lung issues. PEACE OUT! IF he wants to sit around and not work out to get his body in the best shape as he can then I am not a therapist or a trainer or a dietitian OR HIS MOTHER. The crazy thing is I want a man who is working to be the best him he can be. Let's be honest so many people aren't about the hard work of being their best selves.
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I can say that being attractive can and always has been a double edge sword. Rarely do men see me as a real person
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ohenryx

Ok if you say so.
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ME: Miss Juju is gone?
I hope she is only at the Red Rooster, and not run off by anyone in this forum.
Please come back Miss Juju
 I_Am_Con_S_Tip_ated
Joined: 4/4/2018
Msg: 47 (view)
 
6 Classes of Single Moms
Posted: 8/28/2018 9:36:15 AM
"makes my head spin to think what life would be like without my comfy pension and insurance. Most people don't have what I have. I kinda hoped that Canada would be a good example for America. To know the truth now, pops that little balloon. God help us all "

I am a grown man here, and admit I've been bawling like a baby over Mccain for the last few days.
 I_Am_Con_S_Tip_ated
Joined: 4/4/2018
Msg: 6 (view)
 
do friends go after their friend's exes on line at age 60? (asking on behalf of my GF)
Posted: 8/28/2018 7:36:40 AM
"I just recently chatted with an old flame of a friend. He sent me a message through here...big deal.
While they dated...all of us hung out a lot....they met many of my dates. Heck, I even helped them paint his place....never is/was there anything going on between us or would there ever be.
She has had a new guy for a few years and has moved on and he has a new gf...as well.

In my opinion....He could be reading a harmless "hey" as something it isn't.
OR he's trying to create drama."

I would 100% say you make some very valid points. But the friend in question has a rep, I won't say more than predatory, you can use your imagination. My GF was married a long time and is quite trusting and looks to see the best in people. Sadly with this person, even before this happening her bubble had burst. It would be in poor character to say any more.

My advice to my GF was to back off big time, neither of us need to be associated with her. Soon it will be a moot point, GF is moving and I will be visiting often and possibly relocating with her myself.
 I_Am_Con_S_Tip_ated
Joined: 4/4/2018
Msg: 10 (view)
 
turns out she didn't love me
Posted: 8/28/2018 5:05:54 AM
Up date!

Well friends, I was a big baby when I first posted my drivel. I over reacted and didn't really listen to her. When we had the talk, so to speak
she told me yes she cares, is still going but there is plenty of room for me in her life.

Lucky for me I am in the position to do some back and forth as I am semi retired.

I figured I should up date since I started another thread she asked me to in another section of this board. This is a lady worth holding on to.
 I_Am_Con_S_Tip_ated
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Msg: 1 (view)
 
do friends go after their friend's exes on line at age 60? (asking on behalf of my GF)
Posted: 8/27/2018 7:44:37 PM
Posting a question on behalf of my girlfriend. She's been widowed for quite some time, prior to her husband passing one of her friends got divorced.

Her friend started dating a lot from the internet, my GF dated one gent she knew from in real life for maybe three years. They split amicably but GF was hurt by some of his behaviors.

Friend had met the ex BF a few times, in passing, no chemistry there (friend is not a looker in my estimation).

GF runs into ex BF maybe 2x a year grocery shopping, Walmart etc. They are civil. Last year ex BF put himself on some dating site sounds like ZOO?

Anywho, GF bumps into ex BF while we were grocery shopping, she seems more relaxed chit chatting with him when I am there. He whips out his i-phone and shows us how her friend sent him (ex BF) a smiley or wink in this Zoo dating site. He told us he ignored, but gave us the heads up, he felt it was not in good character for the friend to initiate with him, being they had a three year dating thing. I was ok with all of this as it has been a while since they split and she was honest about what went wrong.

Anywho, GF feels friend was less and less close/less of a friend and now this was almost the last straw.

Among women who are almost 60, is there still a girl code that when a friend goes after her friend's ex that she dated for three years, it is a huge HELL NO?

GF no longer trusts the friend, feels she is sneaky and a bit pushy towards men.
 I_Am_Con_S_Tip_ated
Joined: 4/4/2018
Msg: 7 (view)
 
Boyfriend threw jewelry box in yard
Posted: 8/26/2018 5:45:24 PM
Do you have an older brother or father figure who can "talk to him"?

Preferably in a deserted area...
 I_Am_Con_S_Tip_ated
Joined: 4/4/2018
Msg: 1 (view)
 
RIP JOHN MCCAIN
Posted: 8/25/2018 6:31:04 PM
Please use this post/thread to pay your respects.

Veteran, husband, father, friend, Senator.










n order to maintain the highest quality forums all new topics must be at least 200 letters long.
Your new thread must have a topic and that hasn't already been discussed to death.


If you do not do this other users will report your thread to be deleted.
 I_Am_Con_S_Tip_ated
Joined: 4/4/2018
Msg: 94 (view)
 
Do you care what a person does for work?
Posted: 8/25/2018 12:31:55 PM
NYer, I like you very much.

I don't see you as insulting people, more of a speak your mind lady you are.

And that's fine with me.

I think Henry likes to have fun and wants women who like to play as much as he does. Plenty of them to go around, so no need for any of us to get ornery.

I've seen some in here go too far and get carried away then the cycle of nasty begins.
 I_Am_Con_S_Tip_ated
Joined: 4/4/2018
Msg: 36 (view)
 
Age range?
Posted: 8/25/2018 11:02:11 AM
"Have they changed this? I am 52 and I just had an email from a guy 67. That is a 15-year difference. Did they drop this rule? PLEASE tell they did not."

Miss Juju, I'd take it as a compliment that you're so charming that men of all ages adore you.

There are some ladies in here that appear to be man magnets and it is easy to see why.

No disrespect to my girlfriend, but I do admire you.
 I_Am_Con_S_Tip_ated
Joined: 4/4/2018
Msg: 87 (view)
 
Do you care what a person does for work?
Posted: 8/25/2018 10:41:46 AM
"some very interesting comments here. One woman, who talks about “keeping it real”, I don’t think I would want to meet her. But I’m sure there are others who agree with her."

I get what you are saying Henry, but do you need to throw that neg in your post after just posting in the nasty messages thread? Friend, when we throw out negative energy, we get it back ten fold. The Lady has her little "vernacular" and I for one find it quite charming. In fact I find Miss Juju to be quite a delight.


"In general, women want to date up much more so than men." Nothing wrong with that some ladies have that ingrained into them. Heck the ex wife had me suffer through "Pride and Prejudice" with her. I hate to admit, but I landed up liking it!
 I_Am_Con_S_Tip_ated
Joined: 4/4/2018
Msg: 14 (view)
 
Nasty messages
Posted: 8/25/2018 10:28:59 AM
"The nastiest message I got"

Miss Lady,

I have found that you can't find any finer people than Harley Bikers, so I would bet you and your man are good people.

I'd set up the nasty woman from O Henry's post with the nasty man from your post.
 I_Am_Con_S_Tip_ated
Joined: 4/4/2018
Msg: 10 (view)
 
Nasty messages
Posted: 8/25/2018 7:24:18 AM

did wonder if she was just f’ing with my head


Methinks she was saying FVCK YOU, not "just f’ing with your head"

nasty woman
 I_Am_Con_S_Tip_ated
Joined: 4/4/2018
Msg: 1026 (view)
 
Sitting, kneeling or hiding out in the lockeroom during our anthem
Posted: 8/24/2018 7:45:29 AM
If I think that the NFL owners and players have gotten too big for their britches, I can not watch them anymore. Withdraw my financial support so to speak. Go watch non NFL games or take up another interest.

Others can do the same.
 I_Am_Con_S_Tip_ated
Joined: 4/4/2018
Msg: 16 (view)
 
Not looking for hookups anymore
Posted: 8/24/2018 7:33:22 AM

Yes, all those negative statements and rantings in profiles turn people off.


Mr. OP can just bypass any profile that offends him.

Or they can all consult with him first as to how to write write a worthy of him profile.

HELL NO.
 I_Am_Con_S_Tip_ated
Joined: 4/4/2018
Msg: 223 (view)
 
When's the last time you met someone in real life to date?
Posted: 8/24/2018 6:45:03 AM
When's the last time you met someone in real life to date?

Every time we walk out the door or come into contact with another human being, period.

Restrictions about looks, income etc. are ALL SELF IMPOSED.




PS- I think Miss Siisaa hit upon something. CHARACTER.
Good Character is the key.
Don't fret miss S. I thinks you have very good character and your good guy is out there.

Your Forums Daddy/White Knight
 I_Am_Con_S_Tip_ated
Joined: 4/4/2018
Msg: 351 (view)
 
trough feeding
Posted: 8/23/2018 5:11:56 AM

You have proved your point, over and over, many times. YOU are right, and have backed it up with studies and fact. Some around here just can't stand to be wrong, which they tend to be, a lot. I wouldn't waste anymore precious breath if I were you. The BUT, BUT, BUT'S, and the jumping up and down and stomping of wrong headed feet will never cease. YOU, my dear, are one smart cookie.


Hell yes, two more smart cookies. Uh oh, those darn things have carbs in them. Two more smart low carb snack items is more like it. HELL YES.
 I_Am_Con_S_Tip_ated
Joined: 4/4/2018
Msg: 234 (view)
 
sugar mommy?
Posted: 8/23/2018 5:05:03 AM

LET'S get it straight Women don't have to pay. You can be 80 years old and still get laid for free. HELL if you want to charge money. I have seen granny porn while I was in the UK and let's say, women, aren't purchasing grandfather porn. WHICH probably out there also. Have yall seen your local crack whore? THIS WOMAN MAKES A LIVING SLEEPING WITH MEN. So sorry guys but looks have NOTHING to do with it. She reeks of urine and MEN still pay her to have sex. ICK. HELLO, She could pass out and we can't count the number of men who will jump on her for free.
My stomach is turning I need some anti-acid.


Pretty young Lady, you're not describing men; you're describing DOGS.

This is something I have heard from a number of guys, when one of us is complaining about sex and how we’re not getting any.
Not all women are considered sexually desirable. Even if a woman IS considered sexually desirable, it is problematic to assume that she can get laid any time she wants.

Women are often seen as having the power to say YES or NO in sexual situations. From the guy's POV, if a woman wants to have sex, all she has to do is say YES. The problem here is that this line of reasoning goes on the assumption that women are in a perpetual state of being propositioned for sex. Hell no.

Many men think the only reason a woman wouldn’t be getting laid is because she’s too picky. If all a woman has to do to have sex is say YES then it's her own fault if she's not getting laid. These are the arguments of bitter men who have experienced rejection. That's an experience I will argue that women share. Women have been judged and rejected based on their looks and desirability for eons.

The reality is that you aren’t going to be attracted to some of the people who ask you out, whether you’re a man or a woman. It’s not fair to say that if a woman wants it "don't be so picky" and have sex with any old yokel, when guys are just as likely to reject
women they're not attracted to.
 I_Am_Con_S_Tip_ated
Joined: 4/4/2018
Msg: 77 (view)
 
Do you care what a person does for work?
Posted: 8/23/2018 4:43:06 AM

thank you for your honesty JuJu. a lot of people want to pretend that differences in socioeconomic status, class, race and religion don't matter and LOVE CONQUERS ALL. It may not matter if you're just looking to get some quick sex, or "casually dating" but if you're looking to settle down and build a life/family with a person, then hell yes, those differences will matter more. I'd expect that idealistic attitude more in young people (my age or younger) but not people of retirement age who've experienced way more life.


Of course you know I'm a fan of your smarts, young lady.

For me, I imagine it's the sum of a person's life experiences that makes them emotionally and intellectually interesting.

Me, I was in a high paid position, the rat race, so to speak most of my adult life. Then came divorce and retirement. Now I supplement my income with some construction side jobs. Lucky me, I have a nice woman and am in a serious relationship, but she did admit if all I ever did was construction side jobs in my life time, she would have passed on me. She said the fact that there was intellectual capacity associated with my previous work is what piqued her interest in me.
 I_Am_Con_S_Tip_ated
Joined: 4/4/2018
Msg: 213 (view)
 
When's the last time you met someone in real life to date?
Posted: 8/23/2018 4:32:36 AM

"Since then, I've been asked out by a few men IRL but I was completely uninterested so I declined. They were either loser-types, trash, blotto drunk or too old (60+) so I need to do some serious self-reflecting as to why I attract such low-quality men (except the old guy)."

Seriously siisaa, are you that conceited you think it's all about you? What "self-reflection" could you possibly do that would determine what kind of man would hit on you. In the "real world" most men with penises hit on women who happen to have vaginas. It's that simple. Doesn't matter how a woman is dressed, what they look like, or where it happens. Men hit on women. It's pathetic that you're so full of yourself that you think there's something you could do to keep these "low-quality" men from hitting on you. Braindead (it's been used to describe you before) doesn't seem quite appropriate anymore but it will have to do


Oh hell no, now I won't stand by and watch this pretty little lady be insulted like this. Mind you she doesn't need me to take up for her because she is a smart one too and can speak for herself. But I'll do it anyhows.

She aint conceited but I think she knows she has a lot to offer and only wants to offer it to a worthy partner. At least that is my take on it.
Now that's smart to do a little self reflection. It shows you have responsibility and a sense of self awareness.

I don't think our Miss Siissa is the one who is brain dead. Hell no.
 I_Am_Con_S_Tip_ated
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Msg: 26 (view)
 
MAKE-UP love.
Posted: 8/6/2018 8:31:56 AM

It might provide some inspiration to some of you ladies who want to try something new.

Might serve as Fair Warning to some of you old Buzzards with lust in your eyes, and beer goggles.

Any thoughts, anyone?

While men have their ideas on how they want to see a lady "purdied up" , the ladies are going to fix themselves up as they see fit.

Some may cater to their men and do more or less to themselves based on the men's preferences.

What puzzles me is why Miss Lu felt the need to post this and suggest inspiration to the ladies and warning to the men?

These are my thoughts!
 I_Am_Con_S_Tip_ated
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Msg: 75 (view)
 
Do nice guys finish last?
Posted: 8/5/2018 4:26:45 AM

You spend forever analyzing it and wondering if there is anything you could have done differently. It becomes "that one that got away" that you talk and think about often.


You need to get it through your head that they have a pre-written script before they even have met you, with 1001 escapes clauses.

All you can do is change yourself and develop a better picker so you choose more wisely.
 I_Am_Con_S_Tip_ated
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Msg: 78 (view)
 
black woman parks in handicap space, demands justice
Posted: 8/5/2018 4:21:07 AM

Bet you would notice, though, if you needed one of those handicapped parking spaces or knew someone who does.


Full discloser....I have been known to confront violaters. Not proud of myself...but have had one nasty confrontation where I blocked an individual from leaving the parking space until the police arrived. Sometimes you have to take a stand.



Wow. Madam, you have my utmost respect.
 I_Am_Con_S_Tip_ated
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Msg: 4 (view)
 
turns out she didn't love me
Posted: 8/2/2018 4:12:11 AM
3 1/2 intense wonderful months.

I am seriously thinking of relocating with her, if she agrees.
 I_Am_Con_S_Tip_ated
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Msg: 1788 (view)
 
Paying for a date
Posted: 7/27/2018 8:30:17 PM

Manmadepoop, men have always had prostitutes

Yup, and Miss White Rose is jealous of men who have hookers.












In order to maintain the highest quality forums you are restricted to having no more then 2 of the last 10 posts on a thread.
Since 2 of the last 10 posts are yours you can not post to this thread.
 I_Am_Con_S_Tip_ated
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Msg: 1787 (view)
 
Paying for a date
Posted: 7/27/2018 8:26:39 PM

every time you get caught making sh!t up!!





kiss my ass. Kiss all of our asses.

Report that. That's a tweet. Tweet that shit.



Y'all are my kind of people!
 I_Am_Con_S_Tip_ated
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Msg: 752 (view)
 
Post your unpopular opinions here.
Posted: 7/27/2018 8:21:44 PM
https://youtu.be/iab9YKocUcw

dedicated to Miss White Rose!
 I_Am_Con_S_Tip_ated
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Msg: 751 (view)
 
Post your unpopular opinions here.
Posted: 7/27/2018 8:19:21 PM
Donovan Lyrics
"The Intergalactic Laxative"

I was impressed like everyone,
When man began to fly,
Out of earthly regions,
To planets in the sky.
With total media coverage,
We watched the heroes land,
As ceremoniously
They disturbed the cosmic sand.

In awe with admiration,
We listened to the talk.
Such pride felt they,
Such joy to be
Upon the moon to walk.
My romantic vision shattered,
When it was explained to me,
Spacemen wear old diapers
In which they shit and pee.

Oh, the intergalactic laxative,
Will get you from here to there.
Relieve you and believe me,
Without a worry or care.
If shitting is your problem,
When you're out there in the stars,
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Will get you from here to Mars.

They don't partake like you and I,
Of beefy burger mush.
Their food is specially prepared
To dissolve into slush.
Absorbed by multi-fibers
In the super diaper suit,
Otherwise the slush would trickle
Down inside the boot.

Oh, the intergalactic laxative,
Will get you from here to there.
Relieve you and believe me,
Without a worry or care.
If shitting is your problem
When you're out there in the stars,
Oh, the intergalactic laxative
Will get you from here to Mars.

You may well ask now what becomes
Of liquid they consume.
A pipe is led from penis head
To a unit in the room.
The water is recirculated,
Filtered for re-use.
In case of anti-gravity -
Pee gets on the loose.

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Will get you from here to there.
Relieve you and believe me,
Without a worry or care.
If shitting is your problem
When you're out there in the stars,
Oh, the intergalactic laxative
Will get you from here to Mars.

Wherever man has conquered,
On the quest for frontiers new,
(Da da da da)
I'm glad that he's always had to do
The number one and two.
It makes it all so ordinary,
Just like you and me,
To know the greatest heroes,
They had to shit and pee.

The intergalactic laxative
Will get you from here to there,
For cosmic constipation
There's none that can compare.
If shitting is your problem
When you're out there in the stars,
Oh, the intergalactic laxative,
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The intergalactic laxative,
Will get you from here to Mars.


Dedicated to y'all who are full of it ;0D
 I_Am_Con_S_Tip_ated
Joined: 4/4/2018
Msg: 20 (view)
 
Any chance she might come back?
Posted: 7/27/2018 8:10:54 PM
Next time she messages you, tell her you are porking a young hottie. She'll get so jealous, she will want to have sex again- with you.

Make up sex aint so bad!
 I_Am_Con_S_Tip_ated
Joined: 4/4/2018
Msg: 108 (view)
 
why do do many women have body type = thin
Posted: 7/27/2018 8:04:14 PM

luckily he's anal


what else does he "mow" ???
 I_Am_Con_S_Tip_ated
Joined: 4/4/2018
Msg: 1786 (view)
 
White Rose has a Brown Prune in her nether regions
Posted: 7/27/2018 8:00:22 PM

She's obviously extremely unhappy.


Ma'am, Miss White Rose, may I make a suggestion?

Ask the staff at the nursing home you reside at to give you some PRUNE JUICE.

You need it to dislodge that giant stick that's stuck up your arse.

No wonder you're "obviously extremely unhappy"
 I_Am_Con_S_Tip_ated
Joined: 4/4/2018
Msg: 2 (view)
 
black woman parks in handicap space, demands justice
Posted: 7/27/2018 7:49:00 PM
Sir, are you a sh1t-stirring racist?
 I_Am_Con_S_Tip_ated
Joined: 4/4/2018
Msg: 1 (view)
 
turns out she didn't love me
Posted: 7/27/2018 2:39:22 AM
I fell In love but turns out she didn't love me....I’m in my 60's... she is going to be 61 and we had a really fun time together and we got along really well.

We never fought then all of a sudden she decided she was going to be moving to Arizona where she owns a house and I’m not part of the picture.

I hate to say I’m heartbroken but I am.

I fell in love with her but I didn’t plan to, I just wanted to be friends but then it turned into something else.

She came over every day and called me every day, texted me every day.

Then she decided in the end it wasn’t for her.
 I_Am_Con_S_Tip_ated
Joined: 4/4/2018
Msg: 16 (view)
 
DEAD?
Posted: 4/27/2018 9:51:07 PM

You don't mean you're going to stop posting, do you?

Ma'am, I do not know you, so I do not understand your need to be less-than-sunny to another random persona on a message board who did not, unlike yourself, make a disparaging comment.



... wasn't it Mark Twain who said that news of his death had been grossly exaggerated ???


I do not know who the majority of the people being eulogized are, but another gent seemed to wonder if the Cowboy was a Cowgirl?
 I_Am_Con_S_Tip_ated
Joined: 4/4/2018
Msg: 67 (view)
 
POF = Plenty of Fakes
Posted: 4/26/2018 6:15:05 AM
^
smart post

I may not agree with some of your other observations, but this one is so true, it must sting some folks.

Old saying, fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me.
 I_Am_Con_S_Tip_ated
Joined: 4/4/2018
Msg: 650 (view)
 
Guns a right but healthcare a privelage?
Posted: 4/26/2018 6:12:47 AM
The same rules and laws we have for cars should apply to guns.

Off the type of my head, testing, licensing, inspection, and insurance.
 I_Am_Con_S_Tip_ated
Joined: 4/4/2018
Msg: 12 (view)
 
DEAD?
Posted: 4/26/2018 3:16:33 AM
Heck, I'm new here and even I can see what's what.

I see cliques, I see various people posting that sound so alike I suspect there aRe folks here who have multiple user ids.

This is a very insular community here.

Lots of real nice folks here but an equal amount of sad sacks.

I'll quit while I'm a head.

___________________________________________________

No disrespect to any who have passed on, but unless you knew the person in the flesh and knew for sure they passed on, it's not necessarily truth.

People may move on in some instances and put out a death rumor.
 I_Am_Con_S_Tip_ated
Joined: 4/4/2018
Msg: 337 (view)
 
Prejudice versus short men online dating.
Posted: 4/25/2018 2:39:37 PM
^^Something doesn't sound right, friend.

What type of women are you looking at/contacting that you are getting so much rejection from?

You are contacting the wrong women, period.
 I_Am_Con_S_Tip_ated
Joined: 4/4/2018
Msg: 328 (view)
 
Prejudice versus short men online dating.
Posted: 4/25/2018 9:39:35 AM
^
Not meaning to sound like a perv, but

IF I WERE 30 YEARS YOUNGER

Young Lady, YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL & SMART AS A WHIP.

Don't discount yourself for 1 second.

I agree with what you wrote. Brilliant.
 I_Am_Con_S_Tip_ated
Joined: 4/4/2018
Msg: 247 (view)
 
Favorite POF forum posters?
Posted: 4/24/2018 4:47:53 PM
How can a person choose?

This message board is crammed with GORGEOUS WOMEN, smart as a whip.
 I_Am_Con_S_Tip_ated
Joined: 4/4/2018
Msg: 147 (view)
 
Older men's expectations
Posted: 4/22/2018 2:52:21 PM
I'm an old man, and I expect NOTHING. I focus on how I act and treat people.

I came here a few weeks ago and many a lady has turned my head, especially on this message board.

While helping my brother out with his construction business, I met a widowed woman and we went out on a date. We have a second one planned already.

From her, I expect nothing. I hope we go out a second time, she is a charming and sweet lady. I'd like to see if we can form a serious friendship.
 I_Am_Con_S_Tip_ated
Joined: 4/4/2018
Msg: 29 (view)
 
Attractive Qualities
Posted: 4/22/2018 8:55:30 AM

She said that I have a reputation as a player, a serial dater, and she didn’t want to deal with that. I went away, thought about that for a few minutes, and came back with an offer. You agree to date me, and we will be exclusive from this moment until we both agree that it is over, for whatever reason. An offer I have never made before in my entire life, but I was serious.

Which didn’t work, so I’ll probably never try that ploy again. I did mean it, but I’m not at all sure that she believed me.



Last week, someone labeled you a PUA and now this story.

Now it may seem like I am bashing you, but in reality, I am trying to point something out.

All of us get reputations, not just by our looks, but our actions.

So all the casual sex in the past ruined a chance (maybe) with someone you find special.

The way you wrote this story, it almost sounds as though you were trying to manipulate her.

"ploy"?

Face it friend, at our age, a leopard doesn't change his spots.

Maybe you meant well, but in all honestly, I don't think you would have ridden off into the sunset with this lovely lady you spoke of.
 
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