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 andy1961
Joined: 6/15/2006
Msg: 10 (view)
 
HELP ME PLEASE. Profile review board staff
Posted: 5/15/2015 7:57:44 PM
It's superb dude - keep up the good work!
 andy1961
Joined: 6/15/2006
Msg: 8 (view)
 
Uk profile revier?
Posted: 12/24/2014 11:44:37 PM
Well, I didn't see it before you obviously made changes, but it looks pretty good to me.
However...



One final little request - if you do read this but aren't interested, that's cool. It would be super if you could just drop me a reply saying "not interested". it just makes things easier! thanks so much and if so I wish you all the best


I would take that last paragraph out - it reeks of desperation. If a woman doesn't reply you should take that as your answer and move on. Web dating is a harsh business - good and bad manners are basically irrelevant.

All the best.
 andy1961
Joined: 6/15/2006
Msg: 4 (view)
 
Wants Children/Does not want Children. Could you change your mind?
Posted: 7/6/2013 11:15:49 AM

People who just say "I want children cos it's what you do, innit" (which I've heard a number of times as a reason for procreating) are likely to produce offspring which may not hugely benefit society. Maybe more education and open discussions can eventually improve the quality of the people in this country and unburden our welfare state, but I fear we have reached a tipping point due to the amount of people reliant on top-ups from our measly tax pool.


Agree with every word.

Indeed, there are many types in this country who shouldn't be allowed to have children!
 andy1961
Joined: 6/15/2006
Msg: 25 (view)
 
Another star arrested
Posted: 5/7/2013 4:40:21 AM
Goodness me - Jimmy Tarbuck now!
 andy1961
Joined: 6/15/2006
Msg: 41 (view)
 
this ladies, is how good guys become jerks
Posted: 4/17/2013 9:48:52 AM

The truth is you were never really a nice guy. You were a chump who was hoping to weasel his way into a relationship by play the part of a doormat. It didn't work -- and now instead of just dusting yourself off and saying "well, that was pretty dumb", you choose to spite the whole world for your own stupidity. Typical chump-like behavior.


Agree with every word!

Mr Nice Guy my a*s! And a complete chump
 andy1961
Joined: 6/15/2006
Msg: 14 (view)
 
In need of a constructive profile review please
Posted: 4/12/2013 8:41:16 AM
I wasnt really looking for a male viewpoint because their views are irrelevant, its how women view it that really counts!! A lot of what has been said is rubbish, but there are some good points that i will take on board, im very realistic and open to views, but wont always agree, women view things very differently to men!!


Actually, most of what's been said isn't rubbish.

As someone mentioned further up, your profile's full of the old, boring cliches; "cuddling up", "watching tv", "cosy nights in cosy nights out" (WTF!), etc, etc, etc.


Cosy nights in equates to watching the tele with a fish supper. Dull.


Not often I agree with Yorks Nick, but he's spot on .


OP - your profile's not the worst out there - no, in fairness it's the exact carbon-copy of most of the other boring profiles out there.

And seriously mate, you'll frighten most women off, having a half dressed toddler in one of your pictures. It's not as if it's your child, so why would you have it there?
 andy1961
Joined: 6/15/2006
Msg: 26 (view)
 
I sometimes wear fake breasts
Posted: 4/11/2013 11:19:20 AM
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
LOL!
 andy1961
Joined: 6/15/2006
Msg: 87 (view)
 
Thatcher is Dead
Posted: 4/10/2013 11:39:23 AM
Margaret.

Wonderful woman!

Think I'll take next Wednesday off, watch the funeral, have a few drinks, and then go out and give a socialist a good kicking.

"Up your Junta!", as a well known tabloid once headlined.
 andy1961
Joined: 6/15/2006
Msg: 3 (view)
 
A horrible kisser
Posted: 4/10/2013 11:09:35 AM
I think you know fine well it's a deal breaker, so why would you post it on here?

Does he read the forums?
 andy1961
Joined: 6/15/2006
Msg: 42 (view)
 
Thatcher is Dead
Posted: 4/9/2013 5:07:12 AM

Perhaps their parents or relatives suffered, the regions their families are from.
Perhaps they dont like the Neocon like dream Thatchers Britain seemed to be.
A celebration for ideology.


Ehmm...possibly, but I highly doubt it!

And as for these "celebrations" that will be taking place, particularly on the day of the funeral, and especially n London; it will be no surprise if they turn into an excuse to riot once again - all in memory of the downtrodden of course!
 andy1961
Joined: 6/15/2006
Msg: 41 (view)
 
Thatcher is Dead
Posted: 4/9/2013 4:30:47 AM
what makes me laugh is people who were not even born, or too young at the time celebrating her passing


Yep, that one makes me laugh too.

There is a "celebration" going on in the centre of Glasgow right now. TV pictures are showing people in their teens and 20's in attendance.

It begs the question: have they nothing better to do with their time? Obviously not.

Pathetic!
 andy1961
Joined: 6/15/2006
Msg: 14 (view)
 
I sometimes wear fake breasts
Posted: 4/8/2013 5:46:23 PM

OP...sorry...but my 'gay-dar' went off when I looked at your profile picture alone (and 99% of the time I'm correct...so maybe you're REALLY that 1%)...just come out of the closet already...there are a LOAD of women (and men, obviously according to the above poster) that would accept your little 'kink' and help you out of whatever enclosure you're currently living in...be you and be HAPPY!!! There are people that will accept you just as you are...it's just finding that small number of people that open minded enough to accept it...but worth it when you do!!!


Dear oh dear...more nonsense from you.

Despite him saying he's straight, your 99% spot-on "gay-dar" completely rules that out, and off you go with your usual wild speculation!

Sheesh!
 andy1961
Joined: 6/15/2006
Msg: 51 (view)
 
Husband wants to watch
Posted: 3/27/2013 3:28:42 PM

If I were married, I wouldn't want ANY dude banging my wife.


Yeah, too right! Wouldn't want to be anywhere near a woman who wanted that.

Still, each to their own.


And update had the threesome and it was double the pleasure..


Don't believe a word of it anyway.
 andy1961
Joined: 6/15/2006
Msg: 12 (view)
 
Benidorm Regulars??
Posted: 3/23/2013 3:32:47 PM
Benidorm is for common people.

Goodnight.

LOL

PS; Hi Cinders - hope you're well these days.
 andy1961
Joined: 6/15/2006
Msg: 22 (view)
 
Husband wants to watch
Posted: 3/22/2013 12:25:08 PM
OP, I am trying to figure your situation out. From your postings, it seems as if you have been married since the time your great love went to prison- I am trying to figure out how you fit it all in in 5 years.

Perhaps your husband senses that he isn't the one who is your great love? Is your ex bf getting out of prison soon? If so, maybe you can arrange a threesome with the two of them- since it sounds like you are in an emotional threesome anyway.


Yep, I'm trying to figure out the OP's situation as well.

In fact I'm starting to wonder if she's in her own fantasy world of make-believe.

Only last month she was on "Profile Reviews", looking for advice and seriously looking for a new man

http://forums.plentyoffish.com/datingPosts15889406.aspx
 andy1961
Joined: 6/15/2006
Msg: 252 (view)
 
What puts you off messaging someone?
Posted: 3/22/2013 11:56:14 AM

yes its necessary to all the liars who try to tell you they aint here when they are, it does not mean im angry, its just telling women not to lie to me cos i aint stupid, and its true, plus there is laughter in there, again its how you want to read it, where im from we say it how it is, and thats how it is, im a straight talker not a bullsh*tter, and again i will stress most women think its great and very funny, but they got a soh, the only ones who dont like it know its about them or aint got a soh and are too serious.... fun? lol :-)


There's not a woman on the planet who'll find your profile funny.
 andy1961
Joined: 6/15/2006
Msg: 7 (view)
 
Not Sexually Compatible? Devestated...
Posted: 3/22/2013 4:13:41 AM

Won't let me edit, but i'd like to add our make out sessions are intense and hott, and last a long time, and leave us both breathless and wanting more. So the "spark" is definitely there.


Hang on! This completely contradicts your first post - you know...the one about you having sex for the first time and not being sexually compatible?


Am I the only person that is not buying any of this?


No, you're not.
 andy1961
Joined: 6/15/2006
Msg: 42 (view)
 
Love VS Large Penis
Posted: 3/21/2013 5:02:14 PM

Equally, overweight women could lose weight and decrease the penetration required... and decrease the odds the guy ends up in the wrong wrinkle...


Hear, hear!
 andy1961
Joined: 6/15/2006
Msg: 9 (view)
 
Messaging British Women
Posted: 3/21/2013 12:25:35 PM
Maybe they read the opening line of your profile...


Crazy at the amount of messages I am getting just to have random sex! I am not looking for a FB, if I wanted that I would just go to a bar and pick up some skank. I'm on here to try and meet someone classy.


I mean honestly, who are you kidding with that nonsense.
 andy1961
Joined: 6/15/2006
Msg: 119 (view)
 
I can't cum with a guy
Posted: 3/20/2013 5:48:49 AM

Again...........men,could I get you off rubbing your balls alone? HELL NO!


Silly generalisation and absolute nonsense.


WE DO KNOW OUR BODIES and that's how we can be assured that we can NOT come via penetration alone.


Now THAT REALLY IS complete and utter nonsense.
 andy1961
Joined: 6/15/2006
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Love VS Large Penis
Posted: 3/20/2013 3:44:17 AM
Personally, I would choose love. But I think you should go with the large penis. I think the other guy deserves a better lot in life.


Yep, totally agree.

I mean you gotta laugh. The OP is looking for a husband according to her profile - "Husband Material Only" is her profile headline.
However, she's also looking for men who are interested in a "business opportunity" and has left a link for a website they can go to. She lists one of her *Interests* as "Making money", so it's safe to assume, seeing that she "works from home", that she's "recruiting" as well and most likely on commission.

Her profile is one long list of demands. Oops, sorry - it's "preferences" these days isn't it!? (cough). And one of those demands/preferences is that the potential husband shouldn't have a beer belly. That coming from a woman who looks like she hasn't been anywhere near a gym in years.

My advice to the future Husband/Businessman/"Horse" - to one of them, two of them, or all three combined - stay well clear!
 andy1961
Joined: 6/15/2006
Msg: 23 (view)
 
Womens views on FWB???
Posted: 3/18/2013 6:48:31 PM
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Ha, ha! Good old CawkBlawker - straight to the point as usual.
 andy1961
Joined: 6/15/2006
Msg: 93 (view)
 
My first POF date next Sunday :0)
Posted: 3/18/2013 2:48:29 PM
Just as a FYI. I have just received a message pretending to be a formite under a different profile going by the name of IneedSex50.
I have little doubt that it is fake .


Yep, received the same a few minutes ago.

And the moron (and you don't need to be Einstein to work out who it is, from reading this thread) who created this fake profile, is using user PollyGraf's photographs.
 andy1961
Joined: 6/15/2006
Msg: 87 (view)
 
My first POF date next Sunday :0)
Posted: 3/18/2013 11:43:37 AM

i wonder why you aint got your pix showing DIDIER???? it aint absolute guff whatsoever its a FACT, and why when you post an opinion you are BITTER, or REJECTED, total bollox, ive met women from here and nice women, i just dont broadcast it, as thats my private life, these women were in the minority and not unrealistic


The only "BITTER" and obviously "REJECTED" person on here is you Nick.

Just like your regular rants on these forums about POF women, your profile is the profile of an extremely bitter man - I'd be surprised if you've managed to get any dates at all from here.
 andy1961
Joined: 6/15/2006
Msg: 8 (view)
 
Discolsing Cold Sores?
Posted: 3/11/2013 5:27:04 AM

N0, it would not be a big deal to me, just an obstacle, and I would deal with it when the time came.
Nobody's body is perfect.


I'm sorry, I don't mean to be offensive - and you're right, nobody's body is perfect - but cold sores on a woman's mouth would be an instant turn-off for me!
 andy1961
Joined: 6/15/2006
Msg: 16 (view)
 
No Replies
Posted: 3/5/2013 11:01:37 AM
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
What? Common courtesy to a complete stranger? Seriously, get real.
 andy1961
Joined: 6/15/2006
Msg: 15 (view)
 
No Replies
Posted: 3/5/2013 10:53:35 AM
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Mate, it doesn't matter about your social skills or how you "display" yourself on here, or any other dating site, NO ONE is under any obligaton to reply to your messages.
If they're not attracted to you (and that's what it's about, no matter what anyone says!) why would they feel the need to reply and tell you that?

Web dating is a harsh business - you need the thick skin of a rhino. Most people haven't got that thick skin, so they don't last long and call it a day. Or in some cases they become "Forums only" and not interested in dating anymore.
 andy1961
Joined: 6/15/2006
Msg: 7 (view)
 
No Replies
Posted: 3/5/2013 2:48:53 AM
No replies since 2004? Amazing....


Staggering!

OP - despite the fact your profile is really poorly written due to the fact you've clearly put no effort into it, it's still quite unbelievable you've been here this long and apparently had no replies.

And I think it's fair to suggest that there's no hope for you now, seeing that you've got one of those stupid testimonials at the bottom of your profile from a woman 10 years older than you. Nothing wrong with her being 38. But her glowing write up about how wonderful you are ("hot to look at he also has lots of depth and talent") shouts bullshit, and will beg the questions from any women viewing your profile (especially women your own age), why is the testimonial there - and if you're so wonderful, why are you still here, nearly NINE years after you joined.
 andy1961
Joined: 6/15/2006
Msg: 3 (view)
 
Sex in the Weirdest Places!!
Posted: 2/28/2013 3:30:43 AM
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Did he enjoy it?
 andy1961
Joined: 6/15/2006
Msg: 51 (view)
 
Child free by choice
Posted: 2/25/2013 7:50:03 AM
See someone who thinks everything is black and white, yes at the moment I am just looking to have a bit of fun; however I am open minded and wouldn't push Mr Right away if he turned up now and in the future when I am more settled I will probably look to settle down.


You are completely missing my point.

If "Mr Right" turned up, you still wouldn't want children - so unless you change your mind, it doesn't matter what you're looking for on here, does it?

So, back to my original question - who thinks you're being selfish?
 andy1961
Joined: 6/15/2006
Msg: 33 (view)
 
Child free by choice
Posted: 2/23/2013 12:27:45 PM
I can't imagine any of the men contacting you on here would think you're selfish not wanting children.

Indeed, it's unlikely it will even cross their minds, seeing that you're only looking for an "Intimate Encounter" on here.

So, who thinks you're being selfish?
 andy1961
Joined: 6/15/2006
Msg: 5 (view)
 
Ok i'm struggling!
Posted: 2/1/2013 8:55:09 AM
Ok i've messaged a woman with 'Your eyes are so beautiful, if you did not open them, the sun wouldn't rise in the morning.

But i've had no reply, I don't understand why someone wouldn't reply to such a compliment. :(

Please help!


LOL! Holy fVck! It's Funny Farm on here tonight!

Hope you find the "help" you're looking for.

 andy1961
Joined: 6/15/2006
Msg: 46 (view)
 
Half naked women claim to have respect for themselves
Posted: 2/1/2013 8:38:49 AM
Hes not fussy hes admitted hes had sex with these type of women , i think hes sore at the fact that they didnt see him as relationship material and his only use was for a quick shag ...


Precisely! And that sums up the crap that he writes and the fact he's a total hypocrite.


and atleast the OP is honest which couldnt be said for most people who use POF


Honest! Ha, ha! Honest about what exactly? If one of these "sluts" contacted him on here tonight or anytime, he'd be wanting to jump her bones ASAP!
 andy1961
Joined: 6/15/2006
Msg: 45 (view)
 
Half naked women claim to have respect for themselves
Posted: 2/1/2013 8:30:30 AM
well said JAYPAUL, it makes me laugh when they in bra and thongs saying they are classy and looking for serious relationship, what a joke, class is not underwear pictures in a 2 bob dating site, i just see slapper/player/poser/loves herself etc, why would any woman with an ounce of decency want thousands of men of all kinds perving on her and sending her dirty mail (cos thats what they get and then moan and bytch about it)

them kind of pictures should be kept for private viewing for someone she really likes, not for general public to leer at, it amazes me how many women have to show off a decent body cos face not much to look at (and still love themselves) and they got zero personality, so its obvious what they are doing to get many guys attention

and to be honest why would any guy want a relationship with a woman who parades half naked on a dating site, can you imagine what she is like when she is out in pubs/clubs and around other men.....you only have to look at what some women wear to go out in (in their pictures here) whether fancy dress or skirt up azz with boobs hanging out to know they have no self respect, the ones to avoid at ALL costs


What a ridiculous rant. Laughable actually. You and your pal JAYPAUL should head off to Mali, Afghanistan or Somalia, where you can join all these crazy Islamists who think that way (and have ZERO respect for women). Okay, maybe a bit over the top, but the two of you are coming across as seriously desperate - and bitter.


I have a theory on this I think anyone who would start a thread like this has tried with the women who don't have much on and has failed big time and he cant get over it.


Yeah, exactly! Spot on mate! The OP sounds like he needs to get laid. And I'll bet he's not fussy at all - despite the nonsense he writes - about who he gets it from.
 andy1961
Joined: 6/15/2006
Msg: 65 (view)
 
Why are benefits staff always so arrogant.?
Posted: 1/25/2013 10:16:57 PM
Vlad

Cheers for that.....some of us do try to do our best .

You shouldn't be put in the position of having to borrow money to pay your rent. If your landlord is at all decent he should understand that it may take a few weeks for your claim to be finalised....usually because we are waiting for the DWP to confirm what benefits a claimant is receiving.

I am sorry you have had such an awful experience but hey, we aren't all bad.


Yep, the DWP - what a useless shower of inefficient MORONS they are! And THEY are the root of most of the problems within the system.

My youngest daughter is 23 years of age and has been unemployed for two years after being made redundant from a job she held from age 17 after leaving school. Lets get one thing straight here - she wants to work! She is not a "scrounger". But she's either under-qualified or over-qualified at job interviews, hence no success - but that's another story!

However, her ongoing battle with the Department of Work and Pensions...that's a job in itself!
She has been renting a one-bedroom flat from a private landlord for five years now. For three years she never missed a month's rent.

But then she lost her job through redundancy. It took the DWP nearly FOUR weeks to "process" her Job Seekers Allowance, because they "weren't satisfied" with the letter from her ex-employer confirming her redundancy.
Indeed, it became quite obvious that they seemed to be under the impression that she'd "walked out" of her job and therefore "wasn't due money for 8 weeks". My daughter had to explain to them in writing THREE times, speak to them on the phone several times, and finally face to face - with the redundancy letter in her hand - through an employee at the Jobcentre, before she finally got the Jobseekers allowance she was entitled to! That took FOUR weeks!

Her Housing Benefit towards helping her with her rent? Well pardon my language here - that took SIX f*cking MONTHS to "process"!

SIX MONTHS!

There are many private AND social housing landlords here in the Greater Glasgow area who will NOT wait a matter of months for rent to be paid.

And who was to blame for the long delay for the staggering SIX month delay? Once again, the DWP!

Glasgow City Council, who pay people's housing benefit here, were brilliant! They couldn't have been more helpful. But, when they went to the DWP for the information required, there was always "more questions needing answered" from my daughter, according to the DWP. Eventually she got her Housing Benefit sorted.

But in the last year there's been a new "problem" with the DWP! On THREE seperate occasions within the last 12 months she's had a letter from them asking her to fill in an MR12 form so that they can help her pay the Interest on her mortgage.

It's frankly amazing that, considering she's never had a mortgage and doesn't currently have a mortgage! And she told them that right from the start!
But no, they insist on sending her this form. She filled in the first two forms telling them she doesn't have a mortgage and explained her situation that they should already know about.
The third form she did not fill in due to sheer frustration (I don't blame her!). Big mistake - as she was soon to find out! A few days later she discovered that her Job Seekers Allowance had not gone into her bank account.
She phoned them to find out what the problem was. The MORON at the other end of the line couldn't give her the reason, but informed her that there was a letter on it's way to explain the reason.

That brown envelope from the DWP arrived five days later via Belfast (Information from the Glasgow headquarters sent via Belfast! What the f*ck is that about?!).

The letter informed her that her payments had been stopped - but it didn't give her a specific reason, but gave her a number of different options/reasons to why it would have been stopped, and that she should phone the DWP head office in Glasgow to find out. Funny that, 'cause she'd already phoned them in the first f*cking place!

On top of everything else of course she got a letter from the Council telling her that her housing benefit had been suspended until her problem with the DWP was resolved.

Well, when she phoned the DWP to find out why all payments had been stopped, they told her it was because they hadn't heard back from her about her mortgage details!

So! It took FIVE weeks for her to convince these MORONS at the DWP, for the THIRD time (!), that she didn't have a mortgage!
Finally it all seemed to get through to their THICK heads and they started her payments again. And thankfully the Council started helping her again with her rent.

My apologies for the long rant, but the stress of all this has affected the health of my once vibrant, optimistic daughter's health.
And she's one of the lucky ones, because I've been there to help her financially through the payment delays and suspensions caused by the total inefficiency of the DWP.
It's upset her that I've had to help her because she wants to stand on her own two feet, but she'd have been in deep shit, including eviction, if I wasn't there for her.

I dread to to think of what happens to the many thousands of genuine people in this country of all ages, who are on various and different types of benefits, who get no help at all from anyone, when the MORONS who run the system CAN'T and WON'T do their jobs properly!

PS; Vlad, I really hope things work out for you, bud.
 andy1961
Joined: 6/15/2006
Msg: 9 (view)
 
recent decision to try a spell of celibacy... thoughts? advice?
Posted: 1/14/2013 8:57:01 PM
Believe it or not, the last relationship I was in was pretty much a celibate one...we were together for 2 1/2 years...had sex three times...

We started dating and after a month or so we finally did the deed...let's just say I NEVER wanted to experience that again and I told him so...I am NOT sexually attracted to you (yet he was SO awesome in so many other ways) but if he were interested in hanging out and doing things together, then RIGHT ON!!! The man would come to my home every weekend and sleep next to me knowing full well sex was off the table...so you can even be IN a 'relationship' and still be celibate...maybe that's what you need? To find someone that's willing to just be friends and hang out...they're out there!!! RARE, yes...but they DO exist...


Good god! What kind of man would listen to a woman saying that to him (a woman who seemed to feel the need and probably enjoyed giving him that news!) and yet still want to continue seeing her, but as "hang out" friends?!

Oh well - it takes all sorts.

OP - nothing wrong at all with a period of celibacy to "clear your head".
 andy1961
Joined: 6/15/2006
Msg: 5 (view)
 
new to this
Posted: 1/4/2013 2:57:12 PM
Good to see Mark that you took the advice on your other thread and came over here to Profile Reviews. And I have to say, your profile's looking a lot better after taking the good advice given on here.

Further advice - I would remove the fact you've been married twice as you'll put off a lot of women with that information on your profile. Of course, it's completely honest. But that kind of honesty can easily wait until the first time you talk on the phone to arrange that *first meet*, or better than that, on the first meet if you're actually getting on well. There is nothing dishonest about not putting that information on your profile.

However, in saying all of that, change your "Marital Status" from Single to Divorced, because you have actually been married and now you're divorced.

Are you really "Undecided/Open" about having more children? For example, if you definitely don't want more children then put No. Maybe you do want more children, but think about the types of women and their age-group who will be matched to your profile, who will be checking every last detail of your profile.

And finally - your First Date idea is a lot better than it was, but I'd take out the "single yellow rose" intention, as that will still scare most women off. These sort of gestures are great if you're a few dates in and you're both setting the world on fire with your raw passion, chemistry and heady romance, but NOT on a first meet, with what is in effect a complete stranger!

All the best.
 andy1961
Joined: 6/15/2006
Msg: 5 (view)
 
trying to meet someone
Posted: 1/4/2013 6:47:23 AM
Mark - your profile needs a complete rewrite my friend.

It's far too negative and your "First Date" idea will scare all the ladies off. So, you should get yourself over to the "Profile Reviews" forum - you'll get plenty of help there.

You've only been here a short time, so don't be too put off.

However, there's no point in sugar coating any of this web dating malarky. It's a harsh business! Rejection and disappointment is the name of the game for the vast majority of men and women who do it - even if most of them won't admit to it.
You've been here a month. I've been here well over six years! In that time I've met well over 200 women, but I can assure you that, that number of dates is no measure of success. The vast majority of dates I've been on, there's been no attraction/chemistry at all for either me, them, or both.

But hey, it's not all bad. I did have a fantastic relationship for a few months from here. Unfortunately it didn't work out, but overall I personally believe web dating can work.

Best of luck.
 andy1961
Joined: 6/15/2006
Msg: 14 (view)
 
Excessive skin after weight loss
Posted: 1/4/2013 2:17:37 AM

I see four possible solutions:
1/. Only ever let him "do you from behind. [/Med. Term]
2/. Use some of those really savage, man-trap-inspired hair grip thingys that ladies use to keep their hairs up, gather-up all the loose skin along the spine, in the style of a Stegasaurus (sp?).
3/. Get yourself one of those "Gliding Suits", and glide between tall trees and buildings together, in the style of the 'Flying Squirrels'/Foxes'.
4/. Start viewing "baggy-skin p0rn" and try to develop some sort of fetish for it.


Wow. Another helpful contribution from the guy who's never had the balls, in all his time posting here, to put a picture up on his profile.
Aged 58 with "Athletic" body type. Yeah, I'll bet.
 andy1961
Joined: 6/15/2006
Msg: 12 (view)
 
Question
Posted: 1/2/2013 8:21:35 PM
Yes it's possible. That's why I didn't date overweight, out-of-shape men. Lower testosterone levels often meant shrinkage, and self-consciousness in bed---aside from the fact that I found overweight men to be physically unattractive.


Please, please stop talking absolute nonsense!

I have been a Consultant Urologist for the best part of 30 years now, and I can assure you that lower testosterone levels, being overweight etc, etc, does NOT cause the penis to shrink.

Trust me, it's a complete myth that has been created, and is repeated and quoted by, a whole variety of types of people who have no idea what they're talking about.
 andy1961
Joined: 6/15/2006
Msg: 17 (view)
 
Date today
Posted: 1/2/2013 10:22:37 AM

whats wrong with a bit of sexual chemistry before you meet?


Sex texting before you've even met is NOT sexual chemistry.

Dear oh dear.
 andy1961
Joined: 6/15/2006
Msg: 18 (view)
 
Am i being to Hard on him?
Posted: 1/1/2013 5:36:44 AM

You're married. You're looking for male "friends" on a dating site and you have issues with his pornography use? Did I read that right?


Yeah, exactly!

Why oh why do people get taken in by this kind of b*llshit on these forums. And there's loads of it.

She's married, and on a friggin' dating site looking for a bit on the side ("friends" my ass!) behind her husband's back. Either that or she's on here with her husband's approval. Either way it's laughable.

And now she's on the forums bemoaning a problem in her marriage - her husband watching porn the morning after sex. You couldn't make it up.

Well actually you could, if you're just on here looking for attention...
 andy1961
Joined: 6/15/2006
Msg: 8 (view)
 
difficult vagina position
Posted: 12/30/2012 7:43:56 PM
Did you try a different password?


Ha, ha!

Yep, and he only gets three goes before he'll need to create another new password!
 andy1961
Joined: 6/15/2006
Msg: 9 (view)
 
was i in the wrong?
Posted: 12/28/2012 10:23:02 PM
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
You came on yesterday! Ha, ha...don't make me laugh!

You joined on 8/2/2008. If you had left at any time and come back again, that date would have chamged.

That "shit" is most definitely a fact. So, stop lying.




PS; I see you've changed that profile headline on the last few minutes! lol
 andy1961
Joined: 6/15/2006
Msg: 6 (view)
 
was i in the wrong?
Posted: 12/28/2012 9:42:37 PM
and i also found out she had a second facebook account which i was blocked on.


Yeah, and I'll bet you didn't tell her you've been here on POF continuously since August 2008. Who you kidding buddy?!

And here's your profile headline...


giving this site a try.. i dont expect anything..


What? You've been here well over four years and you're still giving it a try?

Wipe away the tears and realise something - you reap what you sew.

And after reading your profile history you sound like a real charming individual, including threatening a female poster on here with "if you said that to me I'd rip you a new one". And on another thread you actually admitted to "beating up" two street beggars!

Next.
 andy1961
Joined: 6/15/2006
Msg: 6 (view)
 
I've fallen too far to fall again.
Posted: 12/22/2012 9:47:35 AM
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Well said Steph.

And as Steph quite rightly points out, you joined this site a month before your break up. Who you kidding here?!

However, thankfully I was able to stop reading your ramble early, after this...


I've came to the conclusion that my ex might have been lying to me for some time. I will start first with details about our relationship. We started off very rocky. I slept with someone else while we were still in the dating zone so that caused a little trust issue.


After your "rocky" start I'm surprised she even bothered with you.
 andy1961
Joined: 6/15/2006
Msg: 18 (view)
 
Why are men scared off by the fact that you own a house and a car with two kids?
Posted: 12/20/2012 8:37:38 AM

Thats not funny and its very rude. People are trying to have a mature conversation here


Yeah, and it's patently obvious you're too immature to join the conversation.

Please point out where I'm being rude, and more so where I'm trying to be funny.
 andy1961
Joined: 6/15/2006
Msg: 14 (view)
 
Is he even interested???
Posted: 12/20/2012 1:01:50 AM
It loathes me to take this down to the raw basics, but I will.

I've just checked out your pictures; you have lovely, very kissable lips. There can't be a straight man on the planet, who if he was attracted to you - and knew you were attracted to him, wouldn't make a move to kiss you within days!

THREE months and he hasn't done anything beyond cuddles and holding hands! And after all the effort you've made, including all the obvious signs you've sent out!

Seriously. Stop wasting your time and deluding yourself with all the signs you think you're getting from him - because, for whatever reason, he's absolutely not interested.
 andy1961
Joined: 6/15/2006
Msg: 15 (view)
 
Why are men scared off by the fact that you own a house and a car with two kids?
Posted: 12/15/2012 7:30:16 PM

You are still a YOUNG woman, but it is not reflected in your profile or pics.
Join a gym, get nutritional advise and update your hair do, get some advise on flattering clothes/colors and a touch of lipstick or mascara wouldn't kill you..

Love yourself and look after yourself as you would your children.


I'm afraid to say that every word of this is true. Wish it wasn't true, but it is.

I'm sorry to be brutally honest myself, but you do not look 35 in your pictures, you look about 55.

It's most likely that you will look 35 when you turn up for a date, but you won't get many dates at all with your pictures - and more importantly you'll scare all the men off with your constant references to your children in your profile.

Single parenting is no big deal these days - especially in the harsh world of web dating - you won't get a badge of honour for it.
I brought up my own daughter (she's 28 with her own children now) on my own. And whilst that seems to impress most women I meet from here, it will never guarantee me a second date.
 andy1961
Joined: 6/15/2006
Msg: 16 (view)
 
Don't understand and hurting.......more
Posted: 12/14/2012 10:00:51 AM

he asked me to marry him several times although I never answered, just said I would answer when we finally had time together.



I thought I had actually lucked out and met the person I could spend time and maybe even the rest of my life with.....


And you haven't even met...

Words nearly fail me...
 
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