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 ZXTTTT
Joined: 5/10/2010
Msg: 10 (view)
 
Straight to Sex
Posted: 6/19/2014 3:43:03 PM
The guys that are saying they want to go straight to sex are only looking for sex, nothing ells. You get a call after the bar shuts, he turns up drunk, has his way, goes home to his wife. It is up to you if you want to be just a sex object or
not.

That's what I think, not what I know.
 ZXTTTT
Joined: 5/10/2010
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Do it yourself bedliners
Posted: 9/30/2012 7:22:11 AM
How about car body under seal or stone chip, it's the thick, black tar like stuff in a spray can.

oops, just saw Micki's post, sound good.
 ZXTTTT
Joined: 5/10/2010
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Was this too harsh?...
Posted: 7/27/2012 1:26:03 AM
I didn't find it "racist", I thought it was quite witty.
 ZXTTTT
Joined: 5/10/2010
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Unseen movie prequels
Posted: 6/26/2012 6:27:08 AM
Harry potter and the chocolate factory

The ummm....

Tarzan king of the jungle, get him out of there
 ZXTTTT
Joined: 5/10/2010
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Unseen movie prequels
Posted: 6/25/2012 5:51:40 AM
Monday the 13th

The Good Father

The good Fellons

Encounters of any kind would be nice
 ZXTTTT
Joined: 5/10/2010
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The Smart Call Girl
Posted: 6/25/2012 5:27:09 AM
Nah, she was the brunette.
 ZXTTTT
Joined: 5/10/2010
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new fines for drivers coming your way
Posted: 6/17/2012 2:22:56 AM
I would like everybody to be banned, exept me. That would solve everything.
 ZXTTTT
Joined: 5/10/2010
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new fines for drivers coming your way
Posted: 6/15/2012 3:34:23 AM
Motor way lanes used to be called Slow lane, Fast lane and Overtaking lane. If you come across Mr Plod when he is in a bad mood, he can "do" you for driving too slow, you should keep up with the flow of traffic. That one can also ease, or get you off a speeding charge.
 ZXTTTT
Joined: 5/10/2010
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Women's arse size study....
Posted: 6/14/2012 12:30:46 AM
Woman...Dose my ass look big in this?
Man ... Your ass looks big in everything.
 ZXTTTT
Joined: 5/10/2010
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How do I remove algae from a PVC fence?
Posted: 6/14/2012 12:14:21 AM
^^^^ Don't be too hard on yourself ..



Lemon juice, a rag and water to rince.
 ZXTTTT
Joined: 5/10/2010
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muslim fight for 5 min prayer break in company time
Posted: 6/9/2012 1:19:25 PM
As far as I'm concerned, you go to work to work, not to pray, smoke, check email ect. You can do all that stuff in your break time. The people that don't take the p1ss with all this stuff don't get payed any better for covering for these skivers.
 ZXTTTT
Joined: 5/10/2010
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When a woman sends the first message.
Posted: 6/7/2012 1:48:15 AM
I do now, and it feels great for lady to just say "hi" and from the other side of the planet too. Set me up for a good day. Thank you.
 ZXTTTT
Joined: 5/10/2010
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Does anyone have a Fruit Sorbet recipe ?
Posted: 6/2/2012 4:15:02 AM
A lil bit of sugar won,t hurt, just make you sweeter than you look already.
 ZXTTTT
Joined: 5/10/2010
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Fuel prices
Posted: 6/1/2012 2:04:19 PM
When the prices come down, I notice more than when the prices go up. Normally costs around £70-£80 for
half tank, 8 MPG around town and the best I've done was 21MPG at 60MPH on cruize over 200 miles.
 ZXTTTT
Joined: 5/10/2010
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Does anyone have a Fruit Sorbet recipe ?
Posted: 6/1/2012 1:49:46 PM
Try this

500g raspberries
200g sugar
150g water
Juice of 1 lime

Make the syrup, 150g water and 150 sugar in a pan, hear slowly until the sugar has desolved, don't boil it.
put the raspberries and 50g sugar in a blender and blitz the hell out of it, then seive in to a jug.
Add the lime juice and syrup, mix well the add to the ice cream maker.
Or a freezalble container, freeze for 2 hours, take out and fluff it around with a fork
then back to the freezer for another 2 hours, and enjoy.
 ZXTTTT
Joined: 5/10/2010
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Criminals and a new start??
Posted: 5/27/2012 2:08:10 PM
My opinion may sound harsh to some, but he chose to drive while drunk, lost control, and killed 2 children. He, and any one ells who causes death by drunken driving should be tryed for murder. It's a shame that none of his friends thought enough of him to stop him driving in the first place.
 ZXTTTT
Joined: 5/10/2010
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What do women want?
Posted: 5/22/2012 5:31:22 AM
They want a bloody good slap across the rump, that's what they want.
 ZXTTTT
Joined: 5/10/2010
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For people good at Math
Posted: 5/13/2012 6:49:33 AM
The calender that I like to work with is the one that came with my android phone, It's great.
 ZXTTTT
Joined: 5/10/2010
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Wondering why women dont wear hose anymore
Posted: 5/12/2012 9:20:34 AM
pantyhose also known as tights, they are the biggest turn off, stockings are a different ball game.
 ZXTTTT
Joined: 5/10/2010
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The Click
Posted: 5/12/2012 9:01:26 AM
I can't say I've noticed that, they all seem like a decent bunch to me.
 ZXTTTT
Joined: 5/10/2010
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Refused to be sold a fish!
Posted: 5/10/2012 8:48:38 AM
You are a funny sole.
 ZXTTTT
Joined: 5/10/2010
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Words you have made up
Posted: 5/10/2012 8:46:12 AM
When my lil' sis was young, her belly would sometimes get a head ache, sometimes she would get a stummy ache and her birthday was in myvember.
 ZXTTTT
Joined: 5/10/2010
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Look Mum, no hands!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: 5/10/2012 8:32:01 AM
I love driving, so I say "sod off" to that idea.
 ZXTTTT
Joined: 5/10/2010
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Refused to be sold a fish!
Posted: 5/10/2012 8:24:47 AM
Indi, that one caused a bit of a whale.
 ZXTTTT
Joined: 5/10/2010
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Refused to be sold a fish!
Posted: 5/9/2012 8:03:50 AM
**********Very good Jo************
 ZXTTTT
Joined: 5/10/2010
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How persistent are you?
Posted: 5/9/2012 7:59:17 AM
If you are too ignorant to reply to my first message, you won't get a second one to ignore. When I get a " no thanks" I thank them for the reply and wish them luck in thier search. Don't know about a "yes" reply, never had one. ( Where is the quivering lip icon? )
 ZXTTTT
Joined: 5/10/2010
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Vagina names...
Posted: 4/30/2012 2:11:59 PM
Jack and Danny
James Hunt
C o c k socket
Sperm bank
Fcuk bucket
A taste of heaven
Docking station
Pube cubical
and one that made me laugh, from Sir Kevin Bloody Wilson
Gateway to her guts.
 ZXTTTT
Joined: 5/10/2010
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Don't Get Responses Anymore
Posted: 4/27/2012 9:51:51 AM
I've been on this site for a few years, not met up with any one yet. This is not a dating site, the profiles that are meant to have viewed me, and the ones that are meant to be my matches never respond, just plain ignorant.
Much better people in the forums.
 ZXTTTT
Joined: 5/10/2010
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After first date
Posted: 4/24/2012 5:32:46 AM
Better off without a biach like that.
 ZXTTTT
Joined: 5/10/2010
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What would we really like?
Posted: 4/18/2012 12:47:02 PM
I would realy like my PC to stop finding the most ignorant women in the land, and show me some real profiles of women the realy do want to find some one.
 ZXTTTT
Joined: 5/10/2010
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When a woman sends the first message.
Posted: 4/17/2012 1:13:47 AM
I don't know, sadly, it has never happened to me.
 ZXTTTT
Joined: 5/10/2010
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Whos line is it anyway?
Posted: 4/16/2012 8:12:57 AM
Joke 3

She is lovely, but she'll shiit anywhere.
 ZXTTTT
Joined: 5/10/2010
Msg: 24 (view)
 
Do we date too easily?
Posted: 4/13/2012 4:51:32 AM
Date too early, no one dates at all on this site, not the ladies that I would like to meet anyway.
 ZXTTTT
Joined: 5/10/2010
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Wearing the burka in the UK.
Posted: 3/31/2012 4:15:48 AM
No religon tells any body to keep their face hidden.
It is a giant lack of respect as far as I am concerned. If you want to come to live in Britton and call yourself brittish, you should live as the british too, not try to change Briton in to what you have left.
If you don't like my opinion, tough.
 ZXTTTT
Joined: 5/10/2010
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off the beaten track
Posted: 3/30/2012 9:36:06 AM
Years ago I done Malta, had a day trip to Gozo, small Island just off Malta. It was like another world. We found a beach, and were the only people there, real good. But, you would need a car for that.
 ZXTTTT
Joined: 5/10/2010
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Scotland in the Summer where to go?
Posted: 3/30/2012 9:28:46 AM
The best place to visit while in Scotland is St Ives.
 ZXTTTT
Joined: 5/10/2010
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Fuel crisis scuppers POF romance?
Posted: 3/30/2012 9:17:31 AM
What are these date things that people are talking about?
 ZXTTTT
Joined: 5/10/2010
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Russian woman
Posted: 3/28/2012 5:59:45 AM
Blondie, you leave them all behind.
 ZXTTTT
Joined: 5/10/2010
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Can't Meet Family
Posted: 3/27/2012 2:35:45 PM
He's got wife and kids, sounds like you are the "bit on the side" the misstress.
I don't mean to offend you but that's how it reads.
 ZXTTTT
Joined: 5/10/2010
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Russian woman
Posted: 3/27/2012 2:18:53 PM
Some of those Russian women are among the prettiest in the world, if that is what you want, there are sites that cater for that.
The way this one will pan out is as follows.
You send a few mails each way,then, her pc gives up, she uses internet cafe, becomes expencive along with having to buy medicane for sick mom, then, please lend me the money for the air ticket. If you offer to buy the ticket for her, she will ask for the money one more time, then no more mails.
 ZXTTTT
Joined: 5/10/2010
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Free view
Posted: 3/20/2012 5:43:57 AM
POF is back, thanks for listening to us.
 ZXTTTT
Joined: 5/10/2010
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Muamba
Posted: 3/17/2012 3:26:27 PM
I'm no footy fan, can't stand it, but I don't want to hear about thing like this happening.
Just saw on the news he is holding on, that's got to be good, hey.
I'll be praying for him.
 ZXTTTT
Joined: 5/10/2010
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>>>>>>>>>>>>> Viewed Me Now a Paid Feature: Please post comments here
Posted: 3/13/2012 9:38:06 AM
So you are charging now, why are there adverts all over the screen?
 ZXTTTT
Joined: 5/10/2010
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Viewed Me Now a Paid Feature: Please post comments here
Posted: 3/13/2012 2:57:08 AM
GREED RUINS EVERYTHING.
 ZXTTTT
Joined: 5/10/2010
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Viewed Me gone?
Posted: 3/12/2012 2:53:15 PM
If it aint broke, leave the fvckin thing alone.
You say it's free, but it's only free if we pay for it.
 ZXTTTT
Joined: 5/10/2010
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clit sticking to leg
Posted: 3/3/2012 3:26:37 PM
Just read this one, if you can come down south, I will take a look and see if I can help you.
 ZXTTTT
Joined: 5/10/2010
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salad anybody?
Posted: 3/1/2012 5:53:22 AM
caddy, well done for what you have done so far. But, salad.....ooooo no, far too healthy.
 ZXTTTT
Joined: 5/10/2010
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Natural and hairy women?
Posted: 2/29/2012 12:20:22 PM
As I'm NOT a pedo' I like a woman with a bush. Overgrown or neat and tidy, but not shaved clean, please.
 ZXTTTT
Joined: 5/10/2010
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ROMANTIC VALENTINE'S DINNER
Posted: 2/13/2012 10:20:49 AM
If I had that "some one" to cook for, it would be pulled pork in bbp sauce ( absolutely drowding ) and bread rolls, the messier the better, and nothing to wipe with. You just know you have to end up in the shower.
 ZXTTTT
Joined: 5/10/2010
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A question of ethics ...
Posted: 2/6/2012 12:52:57 PM
How about you refur to it as a "fill in" job until the job you wanted came available.
 
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