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 Author Thread: Turning 50....does everyone experience a twinge?
 BlondeArtiste
Joined: 9/18/2010
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Turning 50....does everyone experience a twinge?
Posted: 11/19/2011 12:31:29 AM
I totally embraced turning 50. Two years later I divorced after 22 years. I took up Belly Dancing and now teach it, had a "boudoir" photo session done (every woman should have this done!), joined POF and the Dating world and am having the BEST TIME of my life! I put the following Andy Rooney bit on my profile and get LOADS of positive comments from men about it, because it is SO TRUE!!


Read on for Andy Rooney's clever bit....I think it's SO true! Gotta love Andy and may he be as funny on the "other side" as he was on this!

"As I grow in age, I value women over 50 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why: A woman over 50 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, ‘What are you thinking?’ She doesn’t care what you think. If a woman over 50 doesn’t want to watch the game, she doesn’t sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do, and it’s usually more interesting. Women over 50 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won’t hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it. Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it’s like to be unappreciated. Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 50. Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 50 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. Older women are forthright and honest...They’ll tell you right off if you are a jerk, if you are acting like one. You don’t ever have to wonder where you stand with her. Yes, we praise women over 50 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it’s not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 50, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress. Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?" Here’s an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why? Because women realize it’s not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage."
 
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