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 Loose_end
Joined: 9/12/2006
Msg: 11 (view)
 
Soul mate finding
Posted: 11/13/2013 10:53:24 PM
I see my soul mate every single day! loads of them! Well, maybe not technically a soul mate, perhaps they're just Women i want to have sex with..........

Soul mate: Someone you're willing to put up with, share a house with and maybe pump out a few kids..
Or a best friend you enjoy shagging.

The beauty of love is there isnt just 1 person in the whole World meant just for us. Theres loads of them! At a guess i'd say at least 32, might even be more than that!

The problem is, the planets big & full of lots of people.
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Msg: 21 (view)
 
Alcohol: what are we going to do?
Posted: 11/13/2013 3:42:08 PM
For my part, i shall help the younger generations by consuming more alcohol. If there's less for them to buy due to me having already drunk it, then that can only help

No, no...........you're welcome!
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Msg: 44 (view)
 
Basic differences between men and women
Posted: 11/13/2013 12:27:59 PM
Most endearing: When they're asleep
Most irritating: When they're awake
 Loose_end
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Msg: 13 (view)
 
Katie Hopkins. Very modern or blinkered woman?
Posted: 11/13/2013 12:39:23 AM
Like so many other hundreds of nonentities invading my tv screen.....You know they're there, but you wish they wasnt.

Years ago they would have given them a lobotomy and kept them under lock and key. Now they pay them money and give them media coverage.


On a side note (much more importantly) I changed my profile pic and I've just noticed it looks like i have no teeth (I do actually have teeth) i shall change it (maybe)
 Loose_end
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Msg: 415 (view)
 
What puts you off messaging someone?
Posted: 11/11/2013 2:41:27 PM
I remember this thread.......A classic

You know when you message someone, a really nice message, and they say "You're the last person i would ever want to talk to, let alone meet! I cannot believe that someone could be so ugly i nearly vomited over my keyboard"

That almost puts me off messaging them :)
 Loose_end
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Msg: 32 (view)
 
Are people on PoF genuine you think?
Posted: 11/11/2013 1:36:17 PM
Treat pof as a bit of harmless fun, sometimes i go through a little splurge of sending out some nice messages. I'd be lucky to get a response rate of 1 in 10. My brother on the other hand gets about 9 in 10. But he's the looker in the family. Most Women need to at least fancy you a little bit, sure that works the other way, in fact i know it does!

Now where was i? Oh yes, if you really want some decent bedroom action. Go to the local boozer, find a likely looking bunch of Women and wait until they get extremely drunk. Its a fine art picking that moment when their standards have slipped low enough, then make your move. The benefits are enormous, if you can get them back to your place, they cant wait to get away from you in the morning. Saves making them a cup of tea.

Alcohol! The saving grace for us less fortunate looking

Of course people on here are genuine. I'm sure they genuinely mean what they have written. But they're hardly likely to say "If i get more than 1 message then i will obviously cherry pick the one i fancy the most". Well maybe someone has, if so i would LOVE to message her!

Ask yourself a simple question. You're exchanging messages with 2 members of the opposite sex, personality wise you like both of them equally. But one you really fancy and the other one does nothing for you. Which one do you go for? Its only a matter of time before the one you dropped goes away all upset, getting all bitter & twisted and will probably end up killing themselves...........All thanks to you!

And the winner is doing the exact same thing with you.



It's a beautiful life.
 Loose_end
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Msg: 61 (view)
 
What inspires you to message someone?
Posted: 1/8/2013 9:20:45 AM

Which part of my profile are you referring to?


Its gone now, something about not looking for someone right now. It might not have been you though.....
Not that theres anything wrong with not looking. Some call us lonely when we're really just alone.


And how does one cheat at Monopoly?


Not saying, just in case we ever play monopoly together. I played at Christmas with the family, they have electronic banking now. Not nearly as much fun.

I need to say topic based stuff.

Women who say they love giving head. Not seen this yet, but I'd message them!
 Loose_end
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Msg: 14 (view)
 
Have you ever looked at someone and taken an irrational dislike?
Posted: 1/8/2013 9:04:43 AM
Nope.

Although i have been known to look at a Woman and got an irrational hardon. I thought that would have ended when i exited my teens..........But no.......Still in a World of its own down there.

Although due to the jobs I've had over the years I've gotten to the stage of being able to spot an aggressive person at quite some distance, but thats more a body language thing.
 Loose_end
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Msg: 37 (view)
 
Topless men
Posted: 1/8/2013 8:57:33 AM
Nothing wrong with fellas showing it off.....

I dont have to look at them so make hay while the sun shines :)
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Msg: 332 (view)
 
What words should be banned from profiles?
Posted: 1/7/2013 5:12:32 AM

Just replace the word bubbly with fat and it's all good


As in.

'I do love a nice relaxing jacuzzi, its just so fat'

'I'm no princess, but i do enjoy a bottle of fat every now and then'

Ban the world 'lol' Or maybe have it replaced with 'shag me now'
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Msg: 14 (view)
 
What do you think is missing in current comedy, especially in the UK?
Posted: 1/7/2013 5:04:06 AM
Sitcom standards have dropped. Cant think of anything these days that would rival Porridge, Dads Army, Fawlty Towers, Yes [Prime] Minister, Blackadder et al.

But comedians of Today can be great. Ross Noble, Al Murray, Bill Bailey, Rich Hall or Sean Lock. Just as good as comedians of the past. Or they can be irritating and about as funny as herpes, take a bow Jimmy Carr. Still plenty of funny people around such as Brian Blessed and Rik Mayall. I used to love Peter Kay, but regurgitating the same material as a DVD release each Christmas put me right off him.

Overall, todays comedy compares very well to that of the past. Just wishing for some better sitcoms thats all.
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Msg: 59 (view)
 
Advantages Of The Opposite Sex
Posted: 1/6/2013 8:04:37 PM

can you imagine their antics giving birth. He would end up like a pin cushion from the all the pain relief jabs he would have to have to shut him up !!! and the human race would just die out......


I cant believe you just said that.

Spoken by someone who has never, and never will have to suffer the excruciatingly painful and debilitating effects of Manflu

So far, the only advantage that Men have that comes close to Women not having to suffer manflu, is the iced buns in boxes thing. Which i must admit, is pretty bad.
 Loose_end
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Msg: 58 (view)
 
I don't understand the 'too nice' line....
Posted: 1/6/2013 7:55:32 PM

Remember as a woman reaches her 40's most of the best men are taken and she has competition from younger rivals after the same dishy eligible guys.


Interesting. So us less dishy eligible guys just need a bit of patience for 40 something Women's standards to drop low enough



Women in their 40s are competing with younger, smarter, more competitive women who are not in the least bit afraid to use every tool in their arsenal to catch their man... And they will...


A Woman in her 40's for me please, normal sized, not stick thin. And if she could come in a Wonder Woman costume that'd be great!
 Loose_end
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Msg: 49 (view)
 
I don't understand the 'too nice' line....
Posted: 1/6/2013 8:39:33 AM
Great
all teh advice given made jtara delete her account.


Ooops!

I think we should all have a long, hard look at ourselves.

Ok, thats me done looking at myself.......Nobody comes out of this with any credit, apart from perhaps jstara herself

She was so nice as well.
 Loose_end
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Msg: 45 (view)
 
I don't understand the 'too nice' line....
Posted: 1/5/2013 8:49:41 PM
I think its nice when someone comes along asking for a bit of advice. And even nicer when people give them some practical advice based on their own experience.....

But not nearly as nice as when people stamp all over each others heads over a topic as harmless as this.

'Brutal' I love that word. I'm going to use it lots more from now on

'Too nice' No spark, thats about as far as my reasoned thinking takes me.
 Loose_end
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Msg: 47 (view)
 
Advantages Of The Opposite Sex
Posted: 1/5/2013 8:35:15 PM
Well I ask you who takes notice on how someone gets served up an iced bun


I must admit, i never used to, but i will now!

I'm no champion of Womens causes, but this is clearly a very major issue.....

Seriously........No box offer at all for Women? I still cant believe I've read this.

Actually, I'm not sure whats worse, Iced buns in a bag, or somebody thinking it wasnt a joke..........No, i must have it all wrong. Even the ripost was tongue in cheek yes?..........Oh ho ho ho!

You nearly had me with that one you little rascal....
 Loose_end
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Msg: 4 (view)
 
Job interviews
Posted: 1/5/2013 8:39:03 AM
Always remember you're also interviewing them.

I've been known to walk out of interviews, they were that bad, why on earth would i ever want to work there.

The best interviewers will have a knack of extracting all the information they need from you without effort. Inevitably they are also the best employers

Any references you have, make sure you have them with you. A reference portfoilio is the most important weapon in your arsenal, well it is for me anyway.

Good jobs are scarce, and in the main beggars cant be choosers. But there are still choices, just do the best you can to make the right one
 Loose_end
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Msg: 34 (view)
 
Advantages Of The Opposite Sex
Posted: 1/5/2013 7:28:49 AM
wrong. they are routinely in the front line and have been for a couple of decades in the British Army


You should read up about this. Women are excluded from certain frontline roles in combat.......

Or split hairs, the choice is yours.

And i disagree with you. I couldnt stand to see a Woman in danger. But then again, I'm old fashioned. Too old fashioned probably :)

Vive la différence!
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Msg: 32 (view)
 
Advantages Of The Opposite Sex
Posted: 1/5/2013 7:18:24 AM
One of the advantages men have is more pay for the same job


Surely the equal pay act eradicated Men & Women earning different rates for the same job.........And rightly so too.....

Let me think.......

Women in the forces never have to worry about being placed in the frontline (I agree)

Women get a state pension 5 years earlier, I dont think they get deducted national insurance on those 5 years of earnings should they continue working either (i disagree)

Women are better looking, they have curves and things, smell nicer.

Although we dont have to have babies, but we do have to suffer Man Flu, which I'm sure we all agree is much more painful

Women are better at ironing, they cant be any worse than me anyway.....

It's tricky really, i suppose either gender has its advantages
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Msg: 72 (view)
 
why does the conversations always turn sexual???
Posted: 1/4/2013 6:11:38 PM

it's bound to come up sooner or later. The question is how you both react to it when it does.


Indigo! Please stop, this is all making me feel quite randy!

Sex..........Well its been a while for me. I just hope they havnt changed it too much since I've been away.

I dont think i've ever turned a message convo sexual. Its normally Women that do this surely? horny bunch that they are.
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Msg: 57 (view)
 
What inspires you to message someone?
Posted: 1/4/2013 5:16:23 PM
I get the feeling that a lot of men put in their profiles or messages what they think women want to hear


You've found me out! No not really! I just look for the quickest possible way to get to her bra-strap

I've noticed a few Women on here and in their profiles how they arent looking for a partner right now and are single. You said it just now........I know Cinders has it on her profile........and so on. I know theres the old saying that people often find someone when they're not looking, but it does make me feel a bit sad all the same......

Anyway, that was wildly off topic.......

I browsed a Lady today who has in her interests "cheating at monopoly"

That kinda thing gets me every time!
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Msg: 56 (view)
 
What do you really think of modern British culture.?
Posted: 1/4/2013 1:10:19 PM
I suppose this insane infatuation with celebrity has become a part of our culture as well.......

Sometimes i feel like gouging my own eyes out with a rusty poker at the train crash that British telly is becoming.

I see Tom Daley is to get a show where he teaches 'celebrities' how to dive......And i use the word celebrity in the loosest term of the word......Who are these people?

ARRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH MY EYES MYE FGEJJTLE! SDFF GGDIK IOPIG PFPPF!


Ok, i didnt really poke my eyes out with a rusty poker just then, i dont hate it that much to be honest.

But i do hate it a lot.

This Summer, Daley Thompson will be teaching a group of Porn Stars how to do a Decathlon. It will be called, Strictly come on your face!

Cant wait for the pole vault......
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Msg: 52 (view)
 
Date today
Posted: 1/4/2013 12:42:05 PM
Lots of stuff here which proves to me why i do rather enjoy these here forums.

I feel like i've just got a ticking off from Mum & Dad.

I truly am enjoying this thread. certainly beats talking about anti-aging cream.

I see Ruth is here...........yoohoo Ruth........Oh Ruth...........Yummy mummy!
 Loose_end
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Msg: 47 (view)
 
What do you really think of modern British culture.?
Posted: 1/4/2013 9:49:34 AM

There's no such thing as "British Culture", and there never was.


Like fairies at the bottom of the garden? Now i am sad :(


British culture now includes everything we do


?


But evolution never fully evolves!


I dig you! I dig you with a great big spade! You should say lots more things...
 Loose_end
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Msg: 44 (view)
 
Date today
Posted: 1/4/2013 9:05:22 AM

Yes...sarcasm...the lowest for of wit.....Touch of jealousy???


Absolutely jealous! Nice Woman thinks I'm coming across as a bit raunchy yet still goes on a date with me..........And a 2nd date as well! I seem to have missed the 2nd date bit, when did that get squeezed in?

What with this one and the other Lady who's a bit too nice just queuing them up..........When did the mating season start? I seem to have missed it again.


loose_end I love your posts, always make me smile


*Blush*
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Msg: 31 (view)
 
I don't understand the 'too nice' line....
Posted: 1/4/2013 8:58:32 AM

in fact I'm on a date tomorrow night


Blimey! You dont hang about do ya?

Book me in when you're next available, you arent too far away from me and you look really nice, you come across nice as well. Maybe even too nice? Oh hang on! we've been here somewhere before.
 Loose_end
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Msg: 40 (view)
 
Date today
Posted: 1/4/2013 12:46:24 AM
What an ending!

Thrilling stuff! My breath has been bated since the first installment. I couldnt get home from work quickly enough this morning to check this one out.........

Well worth the wait!
 Loose_end
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Msg: 29 (view)
 
I don't understand the 'too nice' line....
Posted: 1/4/2013 12:39:16 AM
Well, it really does sound like a nice way of saying "thanks but no thanks" as a few have already said. I must remember to use it myself, it sounds a bit better than my usual "you give me the right hump, do go away and haunt someone else"

But if they really mean that you're just too sickly sweet, look at how you act on here to how you truly are in real life? There may be subtle differences on here that just gives them a slightly different impression to the person they actually meet.

Maybe you werent flirty enough for them? Perhaps next time you could mention that you're quite the bedroom gymnast and are hoping they introduce it for the next Olympics as you would be shoe-in for the Gold Medal?
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Msg: 26 (view)
 
What do you really think of modern British culture.?
Posted: 1/3/2013 9:06:46 AM
Some of it is amazing, it really is.

Where i live there are Indians/Pakistani's/Bangladeshi who have bought a lot of the old newsagents/corner shops, i think It's a national thing, I've found them in many places nationwide. They're always polite, friendly and helpful. I also like to use the Co-op opposite because i like their Business ethics.

I also frequent Chinese & Indian restaurants. I get treated so well i feel like a King, and the food is nearly always great.

I'm also a bit of an Englander. I love my country, i love banter with the Scots, Welsh & Irish over Football. I love sport, the Olympics were brilliant. To see all the British athletes from so many different backgrounds and ethnicity competing under the same flag and enjoying themselves so much was a joy for me.

Yet some things i really dont like
Positive discrimination
High unemployment
The chronic housing shortage

Growing selfishness and personal greed. Much as i like to see people taking care of their families first and foremost. I've always held the belief that it takes a whole village to raise a child. I miss that community feeling. I felt i had it when i was growing up. But back then my whole World extended little more than the end of my street (it was a very short street)

Lots of other things of course.

I find all the bad things about our culture have been brought about because of bad government out of touch with the people who voted for them.

And all the good things have manifested in spite of it. My biggest fear is we seem to be fighting a losing battle
 Loose_end
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Msg: 31 (view)
 
Date today
Posted: 1/2/2013 2:18:20 PM

Oh dear loose_end you need to get out more love


Oh really.......

And what brings you here then Mrs Woman.

It could like brief encounter for the 21st century!
 Loose_end
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Msg: 29 (view)
 
Date today
Posted: 1/2/2013 2:01:11 PM
She should be on her date right about now.......

Cant wait for the concluding chapter to this gripping story.
 Loose_end
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Msg: 16 (view)
 
Date today
Posted: 1/2/2013 10:20:21 AM
Its no biggie someone mentioning sex


Ok, tea all over the keyboard!

I was reminded how many Women get knob pics from Men. What a wonderful putdown that would be.....

"Thanks for the pic, I've no problems with you sending me it......Drum roll..............It's no biggie!!"

Ok, wasnt as funny now that i typed it out...

Oh yes! The topic......

Choice is yours op. Just take the usual precautions, let someone know where you are.........etc etc blah blah blah.......

You dont have anything to lose as far as i can see...

And dont take it all to heart, he made an error in judgement, lets not hang the noose round his neck just yet.
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Msg: 66 (view)
 
why does the conversations always turn sexual???
Posted: 1/1/2013 1:40:49 PM

is she is sexually attracted to you, its fine, if she isnt you are a pervert/creep/deviant...its really that simple


Pretty much what i was going to say. Works the other way round too.

Personally, i have no interest in sexual chat on pof, but if it makes other peoples socks roll up and down then thats their gig.

If she has a passion for being whipped with a turnip whilst bent over the washing machine, thats great! But share it some other time, at least give me a chance to buy a pound of turnips first.....
 Loose_end
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Msg: 3 (view)
 
How soon to date
Posted: 1/1/2013 1:33:54 PM
I would say at the very least.........5 minutes.

Any more than that would be overkill.

Just make sure any prospective hunks of burning love you may want to meet in the near future are privy to this info.

You could make it 6 minutes just to be on the safe side?
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Msg: 5 (view)
 
What do you look for in a profile picture?
Posted: 1/1/2013 1:00:29 PM
Something that makes my penis stiffen

No, forget that, that was a joke........Well actually, when i think about it, thats actually rather good when that happens.

Something that makes me go "ooh" thats a nice friendly face, i wonder what she has to say about stuff
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Msg: 227 (view)
 
how do you know if someone is out of your league
Posted: 1/1/2013 12:55:06 PM

I'd equally fall for someone that cleans streets, waits tables or cleans at the sewage treatment works.


Good point that Man.

When i look back on my dating history, i have the usual gomers of course. But among the most wonderful were a Lawyer for a large American scientific research group, and a Lady who's job could best be described as "someone who cleaned the nightclub bogs the morning after"

Social status is the last thing i would look at
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Msg: 59 (view)
 
Are You Confident?
Posted: 1/1/2013 10:59:38 AM
I would say I'm a pretty confident fellow.

I easily accept there are some things I'm useless at, but If i have to do any of those things I know I'll do my best at it no matter how poor the result.

As in sport, which i used to play a lot, It's not the winning that's everything, neither is it the taking part. Its the knowledge that you came away and gave it your best shot.

Limitations should be embraced, achieve that state of mind and pleasant improvement will come.

Well thats my philosophy anyway.
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Msg: 217 (view)
 
how do you know if someone is out of your league
Posted: 1/1/2013 1:09:43 AM

Angelina Jolie wouldn't date the elephant man would she?


A little bit harsh perhaps. The Elephant Man is after all, dead. So no, i dont suppose she would date a corpse, she may be a necrophiliac though, so maybe she would, I have no idea, i know nothing about her. If the Elephant Man was alive she probably wouldnt date him, but the question wasnt "do you think Angelina Jolie considers herself out of The Elephant Mans League" was it?


You rarely see one ugly and one good looking person in a relationship.


I see it on extremely regular occasions myself. Physical beauty is subjective after all.


If you do, the good looking one normally has the ugly one wrapped round their finger because they can easily find another partner.


Oh come on....


We instinctively look for people who are similar to ourselves. I am just average, so seek the same etc


Is that the Royal we? I instinctively gravitate toward a Woman with a great smile that lights up her whole face myself. That isnt the sole domain of any level of physical attractiveness myself, she (or others) thinks she is.

People have been known to become more physically attractive the more you get to know them, thats their inner beauty effect. The opposite happens also. I know this to be true because its happened to me before, plenty of times

Even those who live their lives in Leagues and swear by them would probably admit that inner beauty does have a significant effect in how much they fancy (or dont fancy) someone.

Maybe not a whole Leagues worth, I dunno how many leagues do people have?
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Msg: 205 (view)
 
how do you know if someone is out of your league
Posted: 12/31/2012 10:07:00 AM
If i met a Woman who worked tirelessly with those less fortunate than herself, donating her time to make her little corner of the World a better place for all. Then she would be someone i would consider out of my League.

Lookswise, dont give a stuff. I dont consider anyone outside my League, either above or below. I have dated what could be considered very beautiful Ladies in my time, and I've dated plenty less fortunate physically. Yet i only remember the ones with the personality.

Physically some may be considered a 10, but a sparkling personality can put any Woman on a whole different level
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Msg: 11 (view)
 
Meet Me
Posted: 12/31/2012 9:16:40 AM
Just spent 20 minutes on this feature.

Talk about reducing romance to its most basic level, sod the personality, are they fit enough to shag........yes or no!

I clicked yes to everybody. I figured we could have a big party, me & lots of Women. I mean, what single Man wouldnt want to be in a room full of single Ladies all by himself?
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Msg: 52 (view)
 
Replies... Am I Going Wrong?
Posted: 12/30/2012 10:56:19 AM
oi...leave my boyfriend out of this loose-end


Oh not you........You're a bit classy, your boyfriend must be pushing 9' at least?


Its not biceps some of us are interested in :)


I said in another thread maybe "Monster Schlong" could be a future username for myself.....

Could that make me the babe magnet i always dreamt of being?

What was this thread originally about anyway? (scrolls up)

Oh yes, is the op going wrong, probably, but life can be fun by going wrong a few times......


definately how the butt looks in blue jeans really!


Heads off to buy some blue jeans and types "backside implants" into google
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Msg: 48 (view)
 
Replies... Am I Going Wrong?
Posted: 12/30/2012 10:44:13 AM
Yeah yeah, always the soft soap innit.

You're all just thinking "sod off short stuff" we're all busy talking to 8' geezers with biceps the size of Bournemouth
 Loose_end
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Msg: 45 (view)
 
Replies... Am I Going Wrong?
Posted: 12/30/2012 10:39:44 AM

the bloke gets a huge public compliment then starts going on about being too short ffs


Yeah Shelly! where's my effin compliment?!?!?

You know how hard it is for us blokes, surely it's your duty to make us all feel a bit better!

Just make it up if you're struggling for a compliment to dish out.......
 Loose_end
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Msg: 236 (view)
 
What puts you off messaging someone?
Posted: 12/30/2012 10:25:54 AM
Should i ever delete this old profile of mine, i feel sure there would be an inevitable return. I would call myself "Monster Schlong" or something like that. Pretty sure that would guarantee some nice, homely girl with a twinkle in her eye to get in touch. The type I'd take round to meet my Mum.

Think I've said it before on here, It's really only negativity that puts me off messaging someone, even the virtually empty profiles I've spoken to have been ok, i even dated one for a while and she was rather lovely, just not someone that great at writing profiles. Being good with the written word isnt something high on my list of potential partner requirements.
 Loose_end
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Msg: 91 (view)
 
Internet v Real World Dating
Posted: 12/30/2012 10:18:12 AM

yes, there is...it is a load of disgruntled men, that are not the super studs they believe themselves to be and cant figure out why unworthy women are not falling at their feet


Every time i come here, i ponder this. My Mums always telling me what a super stud i am. Well, she doesnt call me a super stud, that would be a bit weird, but she does say I'm a very nice boy and i always wash behind my ears.......But lack of inbox action, well maybe its because i'm too handsome? Well, makes me feel better anyway, and I'm always up for making myself feel good.

Accept pof for what it is, it may not be quite what you thought or hoped, but there's still fun to be had, otherwise i wouldnt be here.
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Msg: 233 (view)
 
What puts you off messaging someone?
Posted: 12/30/2012 10:11:26 AM

And don't forget the usernames like thick-kn*b....big-kn*b...huge-kn*b


Fancy calling yourself that. They may well see themselves as a thick kn*b but why would they want to advertise it?

I've been called some horrible names at times, i wouldnt dream of having one of them for my username.

Oh wait! Maybe i did! Damn you ex! How dare you mock my impotence.......Oh hang on, i didnt mean to type that out actually.......
 Loose_end
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Msg: 58 (view)
 
Internet v Real World Dating
Posted: 12/29/2012 12:26:16 PM
In the Shangri-la that is just outside Portsmouth i find there are 2 guys to every 1 girl in a 5 mile vicinity.

I like it here (I've said that before) But i prefer the real World. It's much easier to spot the drunken ones and bide your time until their standards have lowered significantly enough.
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Joined: 9/12/2006
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Posted: 12/29/2012 11:54:44 AM

Hahaha! Her strapline is 'Only 10/10's apply


Well thats no good to me then mate, I'm an 11/10 myself. Hmmmmm I think i have an over-confidence issue.....

Now i am sad
 Loose_end
Joined: 9/12/2006
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Posted: 12/29/2012 11:47:40 AM
guys who can't use the english grammer properly


Quality!

I want to marry this Woman and listen to her pearls of wisdom every day

Is it just me or do lots of threads end up being about a very similar subject lately? Actually, i think it's always been the case.
 Loose_end
Joined: 9/12/2006
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Posted: 12/28/2012 7:35:01 PM
Real world for me as well, really isnt a contest. I enjoy places like pof though, I love the small snippets of their lives people choose to reveal via their profiles and i enjoy reading peoples opinions on the forums.

Every so often i find someone i want to wrap up in a great big hug, and i like that, i do enjoy a good internet crush.

But thats as far as it goes for me, give me the real World anyday
 
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