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 Author Thread: Woman that talk dirty during sex ?
 swift_lippin_ego_trippin
Joined: 11/21/2006
Msg: 21 (view)
 
Woman that talk dirty during sex ?
Posted: 9/25/2008 10:10:06 AM
I always thought it would be funny to hear British people talking dirty.

"Margaret, I do think I would might like to have intercourse after tea. Would that be agreeable to you darling?"

"Very well Nigel, although I do hope you will spank my bottom properly."

"Oh, you are naughty aren't you? Just listen to the rubbish that comes from your mouth."

 rockmysocks
Joined: 11/21/2006
Msg: 18 (view)
 
The opening line... first contact.
Posted: 9/24/2008 9:10:18 AM
Dude, not to be mean, but ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

"Hi, I am Eric and I believe we'll have some similar interests"

You sound like a robot. Try and show the honey babies a bit of your personality.

I am playful and fairly confident with women so I make jokes and pretty much tell them how I think it should happen. Upfront honesty while keeping it light and friendly.

I don't know, something like "Oh my god you are beautiful and I think you should go out with me and I will give you compliments and you will love it and I will stare at you and we will laugh and it will be great and you will want to tell your parents about me and blah blah blah....Obviously a bit more thought and spend more time than that and try to sound more eloquent but seriously...I have never had trouble getting responses and it's not my dapper, handsome looks brother. Girls think it's fun....girls like fun....because fun is fun.

Like Johnbononmoloonnolonnonolo.....you are always saying the funniest sh*t on these boards, but if you make first contact by saying "Hi, I'm John and you seem nice and i play the accordian" I am not surprised if you don't get responses. Obviously you are witty, so be witty in your first contact. Nah Mean Whodie?

I never respond when girls write to me and say something boring....unless they are very hot with a nice rack.

Good luck E-Rock

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 rockmysocks
Joined: 11/21/2006
Msg: 9 (view)
 
About To Have Pleasure Weekend With Girlfriend - Any Sexual Ideas?
Posted: 9/24/2008 8:51:35 AM
Word Brother. Have fun.

Get a blind fold. That is always fun. And some slippery stuff. And yes wine.

Tell her to bring little tiny skirts...like plaid, or something...because those rock and you can do it in places standing up like an elevator, rooftop, broom closet...places where you can get caught...and they're just hot as sh*t.

Don't forget to do some manscaping. And bring some hair ties. These 2 go hand in hand.

Go get you some you ole dog you.

 rockmysocks
Joined: 11/21/2006
Msg: 1938 (view)
 
Has anyone been brave enough to meet someone with no pic at all?
Posted: 9/23/2008 3:00:00 PM
Oh HEEEELLLLLLLLLLZZZZZ NOOOOOOOO

I pay for my dates and I don't feel like spending time and cash on someone I may have zero interest in sexually when I could be going out with someone I find attractive. I would go on a blind date but only with the recommendation of someone who has actually seen them.

Not that sex is everything but it is a biggie, and the first thing I go by when deciding who I want to go out with is attraction.
 rockmysocks
Joined: 11/21/2006
Msg: 23 (view)
 
was i wrong in NOT saying before a minor trip that there would still be no sex?
Posted: 9/23/2008 2:35:21 PM
I am sure to get flamed for this but...I think you did the right thing by NOT telling him.

Honestly, if a girl even brought it up...I would take that as an open invite to at least try. Let me explain.

Unless she said it in a very stern tone of voice, I would assume she brought it up because it was on her mind and that she wanted me to think she wasn't a slut. Then if it DID happen, she could chalk it up to "the heat of the moment". If there was no mention at all, and you denied him...well...he had nothing to go on.

I know I know ladies, that I am outing all your trick of the trade. Sorry about that.
 rockmysocks
Joined: 11/21/2006
Msg: 65 (view)
 
Ladies.....is anyone else NOT amused by.......
Posted: 9/23/2008 2:25:52 PM
I never get offended when girls ask me MY cup size. I have no problem telling them it's XXXL.

Truth is, some women are more upfront about stuff like that and chances are they have had...um...good sports...in the past.

There have been threads where women are like "why do guys always ask to see more pictures?"

I think this is your reason ladies. They have enough class not to ask you how big your tits are but still want to find out...albeit in not such a clever way.
 rockmysocks
Joined: 11/21/2006
Msg: 47 (view)
 
Only 17% of American (USA) women like giving oral sex?
Posted: 9/23/2008 2:10:57 PM
There was another study that revealed that 99.85797474% of men all over the world love receiving oral sex. It's true, look it up. Srsly.
 rockmysocks
Joined: 11/21/2006
Msg: 419 (view)
 
ETHNIC ATTRACTION...
Posted: 9/23/2008 1:46:33 PM
Racial: Means that girl above me is racially hot.

Ethnic: Means that girl above me is ethnically hot.

Cultural: Means that girl above me is culturally hot.

What it all boils down to is that if someone is a hunk a burnin love, they just are. Can we finish this thread already?

Be with who you want and I will do the same. It just may not be with you because I don't like you and I don't want you to touch me.
 rockmysocks
Joined: 11/21/2006
Msg: 104 (view)
 
He brought his Fanny with him...
Posted: 9/22/2008 12:02:40 PM
^^^^^Ahhhh yes, the "man hands" episode. Classic.

"Want some of this french bread?" RIP TEAR SLASH

"Need help with those crab legs?" CRUSH BANG BOOM
 rockmysocks
Joined: 11/21/2006
Msg: 34 (view)
 
Only 17% of American (USA) women like giving oral sex?
Posted: 9/22/2008 11:58:06 AM
*thinks to himself* This is a brilliant way to narrow your search of the profiles. Just throw something out there like "girls don't like to sick ducks" and wait for the ones who say they love it. BRILLIANT!!!

I have also seen threads about guys who don't like BJs.

I think they should make that a search function on the dating part of the site.

Smokes: no
Has a car: yes
Hobbies: Extreme televisioning
Likes to play the skin flute: Often >3 times a week
 rockmysocks
Joined: 11/21/2006
Msg: 103 (view)
 
He brought his Fanny with him...
Posted: 9/22/2008 11:44:11 AM
^^^^ What she said. All I have on daily basis is my wallet, phone and keys. MAYBE a camera depending on where I am going.

Anything else and I'll just ask her to carry it in her purse. *Snicker*

But then again I am an *sshole. The kind of *sshole that is adorable and you want to have sex with because I am awesome.
 rockmysocks
Joined: 11/21/2006
Msg: 79 (view)
 
wrong hole in doggy
Posted: 9/22/2008 11:17:15 AM
Umm, I would think that if this actually happened by accident....either the guy has a VERY small pork sword.

OOoooOOOORRRRR...

Maybe he had some of that lubricant that Clark Grizwald put on his sled in Christmas Vacation.

*snicker*

OOOooOooOOoRRR....

Maybe the girl is crappin flapjacks.

Just sayin. No this has never happened to me.
 rockmysocks
Joined: 11/21/2006
Msg: 99 (view)
 
Talking to someone who seems overly comfortable with you....BEFORE even meeting
Posted: 9/22/2008 10:14:15 AM

Would that I were so powerful! OP is a smart WOMAN, not a girl, who can think for herself, and very well. And please don't call me baby. I'm probably older than your mom.


Whatever you say Sugar Britches.

I guess these days, thinking for yourself means starting a thread to ask other people what to do and seek backup from bitter women.

I tried to give some honest advice while using a little humor and telling you like it is. The fact that I have even read the word "sociopath" in relation to somebody being outgoing is absurd.

Again, I can see why a lot of you women are alone. You are too quick to write a guy off as a sociopath or a wifebeater because he called you baby. See what I mean hot pants?

Weird.
 rockmysocks
Joined: 11/21/2006
Msg: 91 (view)
 
Talking to someone who seems overly comfortable with you....BEFORE even meeting
Posted: 9/18/2008 8:50:14 AM
Wait, so since I playfully call you babe I am going to beat you Sugarshorts? I call you sweetheart so you are destined for a battering relationship pumpkin tits?

Sorry but I gotta chime in. Get over yourselves ladies. Terms of endearment are exactly that. Read it with me...Terms. Of. Endearment.

Stop being such chicks and trying to make something out to be more than it is. I call girls names all the time. Most of them love it and tell me they love it then respond with names of their own.

Samuria...baby, please stop poisoning the minds of women across the globe. You have most likely put it in this girls head, that he is somehow a creep and so she is going to be on the lookout for "signs", pretty much dooming any possible relationship before it even starts.

As for the OP. Valid question Dollface. I am sure he is just like me and has a thing for terms of endearment. If you don't like them, tell him straight up cupcake. He is probably going from experience and positive responses from women. Alright big legs?

If a guy calls you baby, he is most likely a confident man...which I read here all the time that is what women want. Ok schnookums?

Again, men are not complex creatures. We don't have hidden motives. We want to sleep with you. If things go well, we'd like to sleep with you and hang out with you on a regular basis. If things go really well, lets have babies.

Finally, this is all assuming he is saying it in a playful, flirty manner. If he says it all weird and creepy while doing the raisy eyebrow thing and rubbing his hands together....then....he is probably going to kill you and eat your brains.

Good luck Honeybaby
 rockmysocks
Joined: 11/21/2006
Msg: 8 (view)
 
the worst Rejections you have seen
Posted: 9/17/2008 9:11:39 AM
Ok, maybe this doesn't qualify as dating rejection but it is a funny story.

In my younger years, I lived in this house with 3 other dudes and about 10-15 of our friends that just hung out all the time. 2 of our buddies picked up this girl from the beach and brought her back to the pad while I was at work.

When I got home from work, this girl was over there and was basically "doing the crew". She wasn't a hooker but obviously a tramp...a hot tramp. Anyways, by the time I got there, I would have been like the 5th guy to hit it so of course I turned it down...because...gross. Though I was certainly having fun just being there(I lived there).

My roommate was calling all the boys to come and have a go. Well, one of our friends was still a virgin at 20 so this was the perfect(I know, i know) chance for him to finally get laid.

This chick was in the bedroom tag teaming a couple of the guys and we told her that we had a friend we wanted her to screw because he was a virgin. She comes out of the room and looks at our virgin buddy sitting on the couch with this stupid nervous grin and she just starts cracking up...which of course made the rest of us start snorting and laughing... and goes back into the "dungeon".

Pretty bad rejection when she is just ****ing EVERYBODY. And now there is a house full of dudes laughing at you.
 rockmysocks
Joined: 11/21/2006
Msg: 15 (view)
 
ladies, just what do you consider to be a real man.????????????
Posted: 9/17/2008 8:39:51 AM
Let the flaming begin, but I have to agree that I have noticed that trend in women's profiles as well.

Ladies, just because I made an observation, does not mean I am shallow.

Perhaps the OP could have been a little more diplomatic in his writing but it is a fact that you can't really deny. Why is this a trend? It could be that ugly girls get hurt and pretty girls do the hurting.

Pretty simple really when you actually think about it rather than bashing the OP for his observation.

Truth is, if I see "Any real men out there?" or "Are there any good ones left?" or "Love to laugh"...I am automatically going to assume she is not very creative and/or witty/bright/fun. It doesn't mean she isn't going to be perfect for the guy who writes "I love long walks on the beach"...but it does mean she ain't the one for me and I will move on.
 rockmysocks
Joined: 11/21/2006
Msg: 111 (view)
 
On the subject of Hair - Straight or Curls - what turns you on most?
Posted: 9/17/2008 8:31:45 AM
I am absolutely in love with long, straight, dark brown hair that hangs down over the face.

With that said, straight or curly....just make sure it's long and smells good and I am playing with that shizola.
 rockmysocks
Joined: 11/21/2006
Msg: 398 (view)
 
ETHNIC ATTRACTION...
Posted: 9/17/2008 8:22:57 AM
^^^^ That was funny but I think it is pretty true to the way I am actually.

I don't really have a problem with anyone until you give me a reason to.

Also, just because I prefer a white woman, doesn't mean I am a bigot. Maybe if I dated white women and wouldn't rent to another because she was east indian. I have been attracted to all races at some point, though I would have to say certain races have a far greater percentage of women who are appealing to me.

Caucasian and Persian women are the types I LOVE though Persian women don't generally go for white guys. Guess who I have usually gotten in the past.

That doesn't make me a racist...or if it does then so be it. I think everybody inherently loves their particular race more than others because it is who they are. Nobody has ever criticized blacks over "afrocentricity".

You SHOULD love who you are. And you should love whoever the hell YOU want to love.
 rockmysocks
Joined: 11/21/2006
Msg: 16 (view)
 
sex during sports on tv
Posted: 9/16/2008 12:27:33 PM
Personally, I am not really into team sports. Watching BMX, Surfing, Skating, or even competitive cooking....sure. Though I think I would rather watch a girl's titties bouncing or her ass or whatever rather than watching sports while I f*cked.

Getting a BJ is a different story.

Bahianna, wanna come over and not watch sports? I have some new pictures in my room. You should see em. Har Har
 rockmysocks
Joined: 11/21/2006
Msg: 9 (view)
 
Women who feel they are giving sex in return for something bigger!
Posted: 9/16/2008 9:04:36 AM
Well, in my 2 separate experiences....both approx 4 yrs, it seemed to me that they started to get itchy when one or more of their friends were having weddings or having kids.

We had joint bank accounts, all of our stuff was "our stuff", and we lived together. Basically the same as marriage. What I meant was that, it is sort of like a college degree...a piece of paper that often doesn't get you anything you didn't have in the first place.

I loved these women with all my heart, and I kick myself for not popping the question...because it would have kept them around...at least longer.

However, if it will make her happy and keep her around...you gotta prove to her that you in fact DO want to be with her and only her. The reference to her friends was that maybe she feels that...her friends mates care for them more than you do her.

Just my $0.02
 rockmysocks
Joined: 11/21/2006
Msg: 7 (view)
 
Women who feel they are giving sex in return for something bigger!
Posted: 9/16/2008 8:50:00 AM
Women who give me sex ARE getting something bigger.

But seriously, I don't see the difference in marriage and living in sin. Although, I lost one of the greatest girls in the world because I lagged on popping the question. It was right at about 4 yrs. If she is pushing, she is probably thinking of leaving soon.

Not to sound harsh but you need to think if you really want to keep this girl.

What you have to remember is that she may feel she is being judged or being taken for a fool by her other girlfriends who are actually getting married and such. There is different and equal pressure on both sides for both sexes.

Good luck Homeslice
 rockmysocks
Joined: 11/21/2006
Msg: 45 (view)
 
G-spot fun!
Posted: 9/15/2008 3:24:34 PM
Correct me if I am wrong, but I always thought it was the sort of spongy bit towards the front of the vaginal wall. There is a noticeable change in the texture right there and women in the past have gone wild when I "toyed" with it.

Though I think it would be hard to hit with sex unless you had some sort of strange shaped****with a hook on the tip.
 rockmysocks
Joined: 11/21/2006
Msg: 22 (view)
 
is waiting till marriage for sex dead?
Posted: 9/15/2008 1:51:33 PM
I would never buy the cow without...you get the picture. What if on the wedding night...it was AWFUL?

Do I at least get to see her naked beforehand? A lot of women look a LOT better in clothes. Vice versa is true as well.

Still not long enough? What the hell. I think the forums are broken. Blah blah
 rockmysocks
Joined: 11/21/2006
Msg: 17 (view)
 
Why are men so bad at asking questions?
Posted: 9/15/2008 11:33:15 AM
We are actually quite good at asking questions that we are actually interested in hearing the response to. For instance, ever see 2 guys talking about a surf trip to indo? Or maybe talking to somebody at home depot?

I think as far as dating is concerned online, I would rather meet you first and ask the questions then. After all, there has to be attraction right? If you met on the street...it would most likely be because of how they looked.
 rockmysocks
Joined: 11/21/2006
Msg: 73 (view)
 
If your date was bad in bed the first time would you not see them again?
Posted: 9/8/2008 3:11:38 PM
hit the road and find a real man that can please you!


*Shudder* Here we go again with the real man bit. Just because....nevermind. There is a good thread I want you to go to. It's called So many men just can't do it. :38::39:
 rockmysocks
Joined: 11/21/2006
Msg: 124 (view)
 
How do you know if its ok to kiss her?
Posted: 9/8/2008 3:03:45 PM
How about you just kiss her and if she kisses back, great.

If she turns away, what have you lost?

Ask her out again and if she accepts, great. Don't get all butthurt by it. Besides, if you really want this girl, don't give up so easily. Try again later.

I hardly think that any woman who had any interest in you, would all of a sudden think "oh, I thought this guy was the one for me but....tsk tsk...he tried to kiss me too early. He's done"
 rockmysocks
Joined: 11/21/2006
Msg: 9 (view)
 
guys who just talk about themselves
Posted: 9/8/2008 1:42:14 PM
Yes that's very interesting but I actually like crab better than lobster. This one time, I actually thought about being a crab fisherman just so I could have all the crab I wanted. But then I saw that show Dangerous Catch and I decided to make stuff look pretty instead.

I also want to travel to Bulgaria and the black sea, and Turkey looks neat.

What was this thread about?
 rockmysocks
Joined: 11/21/2006
Msg: 45 (view)
 
She does not stick her butt out during doggy style....
Posted: 9/8/2008 1:36:56 PM
Just tell her to arch her back while telling her how great her ass looks.

Oh man, my ex...her ass was...like an upside down heart. She was the greatest. I ****ed that up. Damnit now you got me thinking about my ex you bastage.
 rockmysocks
Joined: 11/21/2006
Msg: 58 (view)
 
Do women really get wet panties without getting physical?
Posted: 9/8/2008 1:32:14 PM

And considering the fact that I think about sex about 20+ times during any given day


thats about 675874986759 times less than me. Good thing I can somewhat control my boner.
 rockmysocks
Joined: 11/21/2006
Msg: 112 (view)
 
Men who avoid attractive women??
Posted: 9/8/2008 1:07:35 PM
Because I told them to. All the beautiful women are for me. Sorry.
 rockmysocks
Joined: 11/21/2006
Msg: 29 (view)
 
Mature women doing oral
Posted: 9/8/2008 12:42:45 PM
Because they aren't scared of pork swords anymore.
 rockmysocks
Joined: 11/21/2006
Msg: 2 (view)
 
kissing
Posted: 9/8/2008 12:36:51 PM
Wow, I don't know what Missouri is like but kissing is SUPER important. The way someone kisses right off is more important to me the first time you have sex. You can teach someone how to f*ck but you can't teach someone to kiss.
 rockmysocks
Joined: 11/21/2006
Msg: 24 (view)
 
Dating 101
Posted: 9/8/2008 12:34:35 PM
OP, Honestly...if it were you...it would first be that you were pretty...a millisecond later it would be that you have an exceptional rack.

Noticing your friends and what you're wearing and all that would be secondary.
 rockmysocks
Joined: 11/21/2006
Msg: 17 (view)
 
Clearing the palate
Posted: 9/8/2008 12:31:29 PM

Just because you are a pole smoker does not mean that all guys want to suck****too...




 rockmysocks
Joined: 11/21/2006
Msg: 48 (view)
 
How would sudden wealth change your dating style.
Posted: 9/8/2008 12:22:30 PM
Also, I would be able to fly anywhere for a date on a whim. I just got message from an insanely hot woman that is 1000 miles away.

Hmmm, or that whole permanent surf trip thing.
 rockmysocks
Joined: 11/21/2006
Msg: 46 (view)
 
How would sudden wealth change your dating style.
Posted: 9/8/2008 12:16:27 PM
I would buy a huge yacht, park it in Tahiti, Bali, Mauritius or wherever. Then, while my friends and I surfed...I would have a brazilian girl kicking along on a boogie board in a thong in front of me while I paddled out(trust me on this one).

I'd have a bunch of topless large breasted women sunbathing and pouring champagne on themselves on my yacht while having pillow fights and giving my friends and I all the p*ssy and BJs we could stand. High fives would be plentiful.

I would walk around every once in a while and throw chicks in the pool just because.

I would have a personal chef to bring me, my friends, and my harem whatever the hell we wanted.

Then I would just screw hot women and be on a permanent surf trip until I found "the one".

I know, I am so romantic. It sure sounds like fun to me though.
 rockmysocks
Joined: 11/21/2006
Msg: 2 (view)
 
Advice please.
Posted: 9/8/2008 12:04:08 PM
I don't really have any advice. I don't even know which I would choose. I just wanted to wish you well.
 rockmysocks
Joined: 11/21/2006
Msg: 32 (view)
 
Do men really like bitchy or demanding or challenging women?
Posted: 9/8/2008 11:03:03 AM
"****es ain't shit but hoes and tricks. Lick on deez nutz and sucked the**** Gitz the **** out after you're done. And I hops in my coupe to make a quick run."

But yes, I like challenging women. Nice, sweet challenging women...with big bewbs.
 rockmysocks
Joined: 11/21/2006
Msg: 37 (view)
 
Unavailable Men
Posted: 9/8/2008 10:55:17 AM

does anybody have any advice on how to proceed IF he calls. Btw I am not the type to contact them and ask.



Why don't you contact him and ask?


Reading comprehension FAIL
 rockmysocks
Joined: 11/21/2006
Msg: 49 (view)
 
How much do you trust a condom?
Posted: 9/8/2008 10:47:58 AM
F*ck that noise. Hiizzzzzelllllzzzzz Nizzzzzzzzzaaaaaawwwww
 rockmysocks
Joined: 11/21/2006
Msg: 30 (view)
 
Guys - which would you prefer?
Posted: 9/8/2008 10:18:27 AM
Um, I can take care of myself thank you. If I want a maid I'll get one. #2 is the clear winner for me.
 rockmysocks
Joined: 11/21/2006
Msg: 14 (view)
 
How a black male can approach white women... help
Posted: 9/8/2008 10:10:41 AM
I am not a woman, but I distinctly remember hearing a bunch of girls going on about how somebody called them "females". Just a heads up on that one.
 rockmysocks
Joined: 11/21/2006
Msg: 162 (view)
 
Muscular women... Turn-on or off?
Posted: 9/8/2008 10:07:36 AM
No. I like tits and asses and soft bodies. Not fat but womanly.
 rockmysocks
Joined: 11/21/2006
Msg: 49 (view)
 
where are the good women
Posted: 9/8/2008 10:00:38 AM
My house. I have them all. They are very good to me. Next.
 rockmysocks
Joined: 11/21/2006
Msg: 27 (view)
 
Guys/Ladies have you ever hired an escort?
Posted: 9/8/2008 9:36:40 AM
I forget who said it, but somewhere I heard that you don't pay for the sex....you pay her to leave after the sex.

I thought that was funny and that I should post it on this internet thing. The internet is the FUTURE!
 rockmysocks
Joined: 11/21/2006
Msg: 73 (view)
 
Oral and swallowing
Posted: 9/8/2008 9:25:09 AM
"I knew this other b*tch. Her name was Tina.
Tina. Tina. The sperm cleaner.

Hoe so dumb I named her misdemeanor.

Cause it had to be a crime...to be that dumb. I took her to my house and she let me cum in her mouth. "
-Too Short

You gotta love the romantic, bay area rap love songs.
 rockmysocks
Joined: 11/21/2006
Msg: 44 (view)
 
Why do some younger men want to have sex with an older woman?
Posted: 9/8/2008 9:12:53 AM
I just love women. It doesn't make a difference to me how old they are. If I find them attractive, then I would be happy to give her a good roll in the hay...or 2...or 5674678
 rockmysocks
Joined: 11/21/2006
Msg: 26 (view)
 
Guys/Ladies have you ever hired an escort?
Posted: 9/8/2008 8:54:32 AM
Nope, never have. I have thought about it just to see how good it would be but my own escapades haven't disappointed yet so I think I'll save my money for now.

And here is the banana just because his face cracks me up
 rockmysocks
Joined: 11/21/2006
Msg: 69 (view)
 
If your date was bad in bed the first time would you not see them again?
Posted: 9/8/2008 8:47:17 AM
It depends how bad.

I had a truly awful experience with a lizard tongue, cat claw chick.

Couldn't kiss for sh*t. Treated me like I was a scratching post. It seemed like she was trying to impress me with how "sexual" and gnarly she was in bed.

I spent most of my time trying to bend her in ways that she couldn't reach me

She had a hot little rig but I did not see her again.
 rockmysocks
Joined: 11/21/2006
Msg: 74 (view)
 
why do men go for the ditsy thin girls?
Posted: 9/8/2008 8:06:06 AM
Uh, so because you are fat you are more intelligent? Quit yer snivelin and hit the gym.
 
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