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 Author Thread: Do not open this thread unless you are open to having meaningless one night stands
 tom42149
Joined: 11/23/2006
Msg: 71 (view)
 
Do not open this thread unless you are open to having meaningless one night stands
Posted: 12/4/2008 4:59:07 PM
Certainly, I've had one-niters from POF. Hasn't everybody? Isn't getting laid actually the whole point of this site?


something that causes you unbearable shame and you try with all your might to block permanently from your memory.
Nah, I have no shame. I just wish I COULD remember em all!
 tom42149
Joined: 11/23/2006
Msg: 143 (view)
 
Your first time:Was it memorable or forgetable?
Posted: 10/28/2008 8:29:15 PM
VERY memoriable! me 16, her 14, & two months later she told me she was prego. Dropped out of school & got married, then divorced 8 months later. Yes, it was memoriable, I remembered it very well each month I paid the child support for the next 20 years!
 tom42149
Joined: 11/23/2006
Msg: 48 (view)
 
How would sudden wealth change your dating style.
Posted: 10/28/2008 7:53:29 PM
Sudden wealth? I would instantly quit the dating hassles, and wait for the ladies to come looking for me. Being able to afford high dollar call girls would make the wait easier, no doubt!
 tom42149
Joined: 11/23/2006
Msg: 15 (view)
 
What is the difference maker for you with profiles?
Posted: 10/1/2008 9:04:38 PM
I purposely attempted to make my profile a humorous reead. Didn't help a bit. I have gotten a few messages from women completementing my humor, but dates, damn few! Tom
 tom42149
Joined: 11/23/2006
Msg: 226 (view)
 
What have you learned from online dating ?
Posted: 9/7/2008 6:40:42 PM
I have learned that the very common desire of "I want a man with a sense of humor" is a crock! I purposely redid my profile to try to be funny, and I've gotten very few responses from it, since! Tom
 tom42149
Joined: 11/23/2006
Msg: 54 (view)
 
Southern Illinois anyone?
Posted: 8/31/2008 11:00:22 PM
Baby Blues,
Do you know any of the bikers round there? I used to be an officer in A.B.A.T.E. and partyed with several people from Goreville. It may be a little village out in the hills, but always seemed to me the had soom rite purty women, there. And, you are proof of that! Tom
 tom42149
Joined: 11/23/2006
Msg: 53 (view)
 
Southern Illinois anyone?
Posted: 8/31/2008 10:49:59 PM
Getting closer,now. I'm bout 20-25m S. of Olney. Fairfield. I have met a couple ladies on here, fairly close by. One from Mt. Carmel, another 3 blocks down the street. Neither was 'the one', obviously. Someone asked earlier about student majors. I am a Web Developer major in my last year for a Bachelors, at Kaplan U. (online) And, I have an Associates from the local Jr. college, already. Same line.
Tom of waynecountynetwork.com
 tom42149
Joined: 11/23/2006
Msg: 19 (view)
 
percentage lying about age
Posted: 8/31/2008 8:51:28 PM
I'd say the percentage of men lieing about age, is 20% less than women 'fudging' on the scales reading.
 tom42149
Joined: 11/23/2006
Msg: 10 (view)
 
Viagra dosage
Posted: 8/29/2008 10:07:32 PM
I see a young female Dr. and she told me she experimented with viagra and it did nothing but dry her up & end the evening!
 tom42149
Joined: 11/23/2006
Msg: 22 (view)
 
Real Meetings or Dates from Plenty of Fish
Posted: 2/11/2008 11:41:16 PM
Can't hardly believe folks are having such hard times meeting someone here. I have 'dated' probably 7-8 in my 12-18 months here. Granted some were just one-niters & move on, but I have also met one that we tried to get serious. Didn't work out, but still it was interesting for awhile. I am also involved with a truley darlin nurse from here, at this time. The distance & schedules are presenting serious problems with the romance, but we are working on that. Personally, I have found the `fishing' to be quite good in this pond,' thank you! I feel you all must be expecting to much. It is highly unlikely that you will find Ms or Mr perfect here, without kissing a few trolls first. Just as you will not be real pleased with some bar-room pick ups the next morning, all the fish in this pond are not going to be that trophy bass & if you are not prepared to hook the occasional mudcat, then use baits that stay on top of the water! Better yet, take yourself back to the disco & let us serious fishermen have your spot. C'mon back, when you are deady for the "real" world. I once had a wise old man tell me, "they ain't no such thing as a bad f**k, just somes better'n others! Quit expecting perfection, & try to enjoy that occasional nudcat, too, or else you need to take your line out of the water & go home, alone! Tom42149
 tom42149
Joined: 11/23/2006
Msg: 17 (view)
 
Court
Posted: 2/5/2008 10:46:43 AM
Never, repeat NEVER go to court without an attorney!!
 tom42149
Joined: 11/23/2006
Msg: 69 (view)
 
Nurses Oh them Nurses
Posted: 1/30/2008 10:12:06 PM
I have been married to two CNA's and dating a LPN, now. Do I like nurses? Hell, yeah!

My daughter is also a RN, so they ain't all easy, guys! tom42149
 tom42149
Joined: 11/23/2006
Msg: 1 (view)
 
Gynecologist's Assistant
Posted: 1/13/2008 11:55:08 AM
A young man goes into the Job Centre in Toronto, Ontario and sees a card advertising for a Gynecologist's Assistant. Interested he goes to learn more
"Can you give me some more details about this?" he asks the guy behind the desk.
The Job Centre man sorts through his files & replies -
"Oh yes here it is The job entails you getting the lady patients ready for the gynecologist.
You have to help them out of their underwear, lie them down and carefully wash their genital regions.
You then apply shaving foam and gently shave off all their pubic hair then rub in soothing oils so that they're ready for the gynecologist's examination.
There's an annual salary of $55,000, and I hope you have a car because you're going to have to go to Peterborough.
That's about 150 kms from here."
"Oh why, is that where the job is?"
"No sir - that's the end of the line up!"
 tom42149
Joined: 11/23/2006
Msg: 62 (view)
 
Nurses Oh them Nurses
Posted: 1/6/2008 8:14:28 PM
No doubt at all, in my mind, you girls earn the nurse title. Anybody that has been there can tell you, the "nurse assistants" work harder than the nurses, and for less money. MOST of you are Angels! But, I ain't marrying no more of you, anyway. Well, not tomorrow anyway, maybe next week. I will have to check my schedule, to see whats going on then. Tom
 tom42149
Joined: 11/23/2006
Msg: 49 (view)
 
What age does female sexual urge die down?
Posted: 1/6/2008 4:50:10 PM
Damn pimp never paid his phone bill, and got it shut off I have the worst luck in the world!! Poor Tom:
I can't even buy it, it seems.
 tom42149
Joined: 11/23/2006
Msg: 60 (view)
 
Nurses Oh them Nurses
Posted: 1/6/2008 4:36:01 PM

They are NOT Registered Nurses!


Didn't say they were, however the 'nurse' in the title is good enuf for me!

Yes, I know RN's find this very irritating, my older daughter is an RN, and has told me many times, CNA's are not really nurses. But, these women took care of me for 6 monthes, while I was in a bodycast, & I don't care what anybody says, they are Nurses to me! Tom
 tom42149
Joined: 11/23/2006
Msg: 47 (view)
 
What age does female sexual urge die down?
Posted: 1/6/2008 3:41:16 PM
And, us poor cretins on a dating site need to hear how wonderful your relationship is, why? Are we all supposed to fall to our knees, begging to hear how it's done? Come back after your 50th anniversry and MAYBE some will! Still not very likely, though. Tom
 tom42149
Joined: 11/23/2006
Msg: 42 (view)
 
Guys with little money
Posted: 1/6/2008 1:23:03 PM

I can easily look into some kind of qualification to work at home on a computer, but I don't know of any jobs that are like that.


OP, I understand your position perfectly, because I've been there, myself, since a motorcycle crash left me with partial paralysis. I cannot be certain that I have found a way out of it yet, but I do know I have given myself a chance, at least. Yes, there are jobs that can be done from home, on a computer! However all will require some sort of formal training. Myself, I chose to train to become a web Developer. (building web sites) This is NOT a quick fix, however! So far, I have attended 5 years of Jr. college at my local school, picking up two Associates degees, only to learn an Associate's doesn't mean much to anybody. So, I am currently taking classes, with an online University, to get a Bachelors. Can't afford all this schooling? Sure you can! When you are on disability, Govn agencies will pay to learn you a trade. See your local DORS agency, with a plan to put yourself back into the workforce, & they will be all for it! To re-train the disabled for a new line, enabling their ability to get back in the workforce is the primary function of that agency. They have even promised me financial assistance with getting a business started, after I obtain the Bachelors. I have tried to point out to them, that I have the ability & desire to do this,already, only to hear, "Sorry, we are not allowed to help out, until you have the Bachelor's to prove you have the ability". Merely showing them some of my work was not good enough, because the approval had to pass up through several higher ranking offices, as well. Therefore, its another 4 years of schooling, for me. On Uncle Sam, & done on my home computer, though, so nothing I can't deal with.

I am not saying you should get into web development, because it certainly isn't for everybody, however there are many other computer related jobs, done from home offices, if you get the traning first. And, this training can be gotten for free, when you are disabled. Simply select one you feel you are capable of learning, and ask the Govn to help. Yes, it takes some time and effort, but there IS still hope for us disabled! Just don't give up. If you would like to view my business web site to date, it is at WayneCountyNetwork.com No doubt, this site will see many changes in the future, as I am I still learning new methods, weekly, but everything hasta start somewhere. Tom42149
 tom42149
Joined: 11/23/2006
Msg: 44 (view)
 
What age does female sexual urge die down?
Posted: 1/6/2008 11:34:30 AM
Mizbex; One last reply to you, because we are obviously on different wavelengths. The first (and last!) 'date' date was the dinner, the errands all came before that, as my foolish way of showing her, I was interested in more than just sex with her. So, she promptly put this information to use, by considering a thank you at the door, enough in return for a date to the best resturant around?

No, I did not state that I would do the favors in exchange for sex. Are you implying that I need to carry around contracts with me, to get this commitment in writing, each time? Granted, that might not be a bad idea, but I hardly think it will work.

You would make a very convincing advertising agent, for the Professional' ladies of the evening'. Just conversing with you on this matter has me thinking you are probably right, & a pro would be my best option. At least, it would eliminate all the BS, and also ensure getting one who would make it worth the doing. And, I just happen to have the local pimps cell phone number, right here. I must go now, I have things to do. And, don't expect to need the contract, this time! Tom
 tom42149
Joined: 11/23/2006
Msg: 42 (view)
 
What age does female sexual urge die down?
Posted: 1/6/2008 10:18:37 AM
Mixbex; No, you are close, but not right on. I made it very plain to this woman, from the first, that I was looking for a 'girlfriend'. Heck, I flat out told her the very first "date". But, did I do the good deeds, hoping to get laid? Hell, yeah! Why else would I have? I did not find it especially enjoyable transporting this woman around to do her errands. Do women really not realize that because they have the kitty, is the only reason men tolerate wasting an afternoon doing this sort of thing? We certainly don't find it 'fun'.

YES, I felt like I was `owed'! If she didn't want to up the kitty, then she should have offered to kick in some gas money, for my running her all over to do her errands. I did not do that because I enjoyed it! In essence, if women can make men jump thro hoops just cause they got the kitty and we don't, why should it be different when we got a car and she don't? Paybacks are a b*tch, huh?
Tom42149
 tom42149
Joined: 11/23/2006
Msg: 40 (view)
 
Okay, the jerk is apparently this guy:
Posted: 1/5/2008 10:58:38 PM
Certainly I have & would again, when the opportunity comes along. Tom42149
 tom42149
Joined: 11/23/2006
Msg: 58 (view)
 
Nurses Oh them Nurses
Posted: 1/5/2008 10:29:46 PM
Never fear, men, the nurse authority has arrived! I have previously been married to two different CNA'S. (different times, of course) As I didn't know either before their nursing career, I cannot testify that the job had any effect on the matter, but I can testify both were extremily highly sexed women. The first was my CNA in a nursing home, where I spent 6 months healing from a very hard Harley crash. The day I was releashed, she took me to her house for some 'personal' intensive care. In some unexplainable way, said intensive care resulted in radical swelling of the caregivers tummy, some months later. After careful deliberation of the situation, over the obligatory bottle of Jack Daniels, it became clear to me that I probably loved this woman for ever & ever, & her 500 lb. fat Daddy didn't even need to persuade me to 'do the right thing'. No suh, not this romantic devil! I loaded said lady into my cheery 1964 pickup, (with only one fender slighty smashed), and proceeded to motor off , at great expense, to Kentucky, for a lovely romantic wedding in the JP's office. then to a charming motel on the interstate back home, for the honeymoon. Yes, it was a storybook romance and wedding!

Sadly, the romance soon faded when we got back to the farm, 20m. from the nearest town. However, through deligent effort we kept from killing each other, until finally we were blessed with a beautiful baby girl. 3 monthes later, the Mrs. decided she was ready to go back to work, & the drive was too far, so she rented a place in town. Did I want to move to town with her? This was a moot question, as I had a small herd of cows, pigs, chickens, etc & could not just pick up & go. It was then decided that I would stay on the farm to tend the animals, and be Mr. Mom to our daughter, and she would spend weekends with us. Naturally, this was not satisfactory to either of us, so it was mutually decided to split the sheets agreeably. This agreed division proceeded amazingly smooth, until we came to the small question of who gets the kid. With the typical woman attitude, she assumed I would simply let go, and if I didn't the court would give daughter to her, anyway.

BS, I said, I'm not giving up without a fight! And, fight I did! After many many hours studying custody and divorce laws on the Internet, I went to court representing myself, (because the local lawers would not accept such a hopeless case as a crippled up, 30 year, outlaw biker seeking custody of an infant girl child). After several somewhat shady legal moves I had learned, the miracle happened! Full custody to the Father, Your Honor said! Then ASKED me if I would be willing to award reasonable visitation to Mother. Well, heck, my case was won, no point in being a hard-ass, so I offered every other weekend, which was accepted. Case over!

Being a nice guy does pay off sometimes. 3 months after the divorce, and the usual divorced f**ks, the ex decided to repay my nice guy efforts by introducing me to one of her CNA co-workers. 6 months later, I married this one, too. (yes, I'm a sucker for them nurses) However, I have since learned them city girls, just can't handle life on the farm. Oh well, no biggie, I was now an experienced divorce lawer! Got this divorce finalized and over, for a grand total of $30, filing fees! Yes, the judge remembered me! Doesn't seem to be all that many husband's represent themselves in divorce court. I wouldn't reccomend it to everyone, but I will say it CAN be done, if one is willing to get serious about studying divorce laws on the net. It's all there, if looked for diligently, enough. Be sure to study it good enough to go into court with confidence, though! Any doubts of your ability will shine through to the judge, instantly, and you are then looked on as a bumbling amauter, denying some hard working lawer a living.

WARNING; nurses are great bed partners, however they are all looking to get married, too. Tom42149
 tom42149
Joined: 11/23/2006
Msg: 28 (view)
 
dating VS just 'getting laid'
Posted: 1/5/2008 7:33:53 PM

Want sex? Call an ex?


That only works for the first 6 months of exdom. After 6 months ex's magically morph into "history".
 tom42149
Joined: 11/23/2006
Msg: 40 (view)
 
What age does female sexual urge die down?
Posted: 1/5/2008 5:24:28 PM

my dream man!!! a fount of sensitivity, romance, engaging wit, depth, and companionship!


And, besides those endearing qualities, even a fair lay, for an old geezer! However, as I have learnt my lesson, before I take you on the wine/dine tour, we must have the sex discussion. Do you put out? If the answer is NO, please remove yourself from the line!
Tom42149
 tom42149
Joined: 11/23/2006
Msg: 39 (view)
 
What age does female sexual urge die down?
Posted: 1/5/2008 5:09:34 PM
Mizbex, It was the first 'date' date with this lady, however I had spent the last two weeks taking her shopping, to church, & various errands a woman without a car needs to do. Hell, I had even taken her to a family Christmas dinner in a different city, upon her request. (her family) No. sex had not been discussed, as the time had never been right for such a discussion. Right or wrong, I feel this woman played me, only to use the old 'I don't do that no more' line, when the big move time came. Lesson learned is all I can say! Tom the OP
 tom42149
Joined: 11/23/2006
Msg: 36 (view)
 
What age does female sexual urge die down?
Posted: 1/5/2008 1:41:50 PM

Tom, dude, I hate to tell you this, but sexual desire in women does not always "depend" on the "natural urges" of the woman, but on the man who wants to have sex with her.

When a man whom I find desirable makes it known that he is interested sexually in me, my urge is quite strong; when a man whom I do not find desirable makes it known, my desire is zero, zilch, nada, nonexistent, nothing, nowhere


If this be the case, is not this woman playing games for the free entertainment & meals, to ever accept the date invite, in the first place? The point many of you seem to be missing is this New Years Eve date was NOT with a newly met 'fish', but rather a local woman I had known for some time. There is no way I am foolish enuf to invest a hundred buck meal on a newly met `fish'.

To answer the "am I just looking for sex" query, No, not JUST sex, I would like to feel a little something for the woman as a person, too. But, to rephrase it, am I interested in a date, without involving sex, my honest answer is an emphatic NO! I see no point in spending my money on doing things my 'date' wants to do and being on my politest behavior all nite, just for her to tell me "thanks, I had a nice time, bye" at the end of the evening. Well, thanks but I could have had more fun at the stripclub with my hundred.

As for the suggestions that I should just hire a pro for sex, I've tried that and no doubt will again, because it not only takes the gamble out of the evening, it is also, usually, cheaper in the long run. The only fault I find in it, is I am a fellow very much into kissing and oral sex, and anything more than a short peck type kissing is just not done with or by the pro's. Licking the kitty of a pro? I don't think so!

Alas, it seems to me, I am doomed to continue the traditional 'dating' the local women, `using' the pros & occasionally lucking onto a `fish' honest enuf to admit she is looking for a fast f_ck, too. Yes, there are fish like that in these waters. Not nearly enuf, but enuf to keep me here, at least. Tom42149
 tom42149
Joined: 11/23/2006
Msg: 22 (view)
 
What age does female sexual urge die down?
Posted: 1/1/2008 3:37:21 AM
Sadly, I recieved a bit of real life experience on the question of what age do womens sex drive die out, tonite. I was told to experiment & find this out myself, so I wasted yet another evening and 100 bucks. Took a 60 yr old ou to a good dinner, and movie New Years Eve, & at 10pm, when the movie was over, she wanted to go home, because "she was sleepy" Which in my old horndog mind meant that she was ready to take me to bed with her, before she got too tired. Took her home and asked if I could go in & tuck her in.

Here comes the deal breaker!

"No thank you, I just want to go to sleep. I gave up sex 3 years ago, anyway." Well, this one will NOT be my New Years date next year, I bet! Hmmm.. wonder if I can deduct the hundred as a wasted effort? Sh.t like this is exactly why I asked this question, in the first place. Don't have an exact age nailed down yet, however I have seen enuf to know to drop down into the 50's again, now. Also, have learned to go to cheaper resturants, while conducting this research, too! Disgusted, Tom42149
 tom42149
Joined: 11/23/2006
Msg: 23 (view)
 
dating VS just 'getting laid'
Posted: 12/30/2007 10:27:36 PM
Tom to Bethlett; Your ost made perfect sense to me. Must be your advanced age of 90, that has made you such a wise woman!

However, I doubt your honesty about your age, if you are 90, I'll kiss your a$$. Oh wait, I'd do that anyway. Tom
 tom42149
Joined: 11/23/2006
Msg: 21 (view)
 
What age does female sexual urge die down?
Posted: 12/30/2007 8:06:25 PM
Thank you, Missmew, I shall continue chasing the older gals 'round. (Actually, I don'tsee any other options, anyway, it ain't like I would ever have any chance of catching one of them young honey's.)
 tom42149
Joined: 11/23/2006
Msg: 21 (view)
 
dating VS just 'getting laid'
Posted: 12/30/2007 12:00:01 PM
UglyBetty.
; Your screen name made me laugh. Only a stone-cold fox could carry it off, and you do it quite well!

Hmmm...Dating, while keeping fukbuddies, too. Wonderful concept, but isn't this the description for what women label 'players'? Or, is this only allowed for the female species? Tom42149
 tom42149
Joined: 11/23/2006
Msg: 19 (view)
 
dating VS just 'getting laid'
Posted: 12/30/2007 11:15:06 AM
My addy has been sent to you, pretty lady, and I would certainly appreciate your pointing out the error on my site. Professionals can't have error's! Not and remain professional very long, anyway. Tom42149
 tom42149
Joined: 11/23/2006
Msg: 16 (view)
 
dating VS just 'getting laid'
Posted: 12/30/2007 8:52:45 AM
Acttwo; I paid a 'proofreader' to check my site, before publishing it. If you found error's, please message me, & point it out?
 tom42149
Joined: 11/23/2006
Msg: 11 (view)
 
dating VS just 'getting laid'
Posted: 12/29/2007 6:21:39 PM
I do NOT pretend to date! As stated in my op, sometimes that is what I'm wanting, sometimes not. I make my best effort to be upfront with whoever, before the "date/" OR WHATEVER. i see no point in playing games about my intentions. Be honest & both can enjoy the evening, whatever it is, or we can admit a mistake & go our seperate ways. Geez, it's not rocket science. Communication is a quite handy tool for the mating game!
P.S. If these ladies out there looking for sex have 100+ men to choose from, is this not a hint to you ladies what men really want, sometimes? Perhaps there wouldn't be so many 'pleyers', if you ladies didn't force us men to play games from puberty on. Tom
 tom42149
Joined: 11/23/2006
Msg: 8 (view)
 
dating VS just 'getting laid'
Posted: 12/29/2007 4:45:16 PM
Gotta agree with this wise woman, Nexthyme, once again. Ain't no way in hell, I could remember ANY of my life's one-timers. And, I sincerally hope some of them don't come looking me up! This would likely drive me to drinking, again!

(Am I the only one that should have been born with a VCR attached on top of my head, so I would have some idea of the things I have did in life?) Course, I would have probably pawned it, to buy another bottle, or bag of smoke.
 tom42149
Joined: 11/23/2006
Msg: 20 (view)
 
What age does female sexual urge die down?
Posted: 12/29/2007 3:05:27 PM

I can say with age(with me anyway)there comes an increase in the sense of urgency and frequency for that lovely release. The 40's have been absolutely delicious!



Finally, a woman who actually gives an answer. And, I certainly hope she is the average. Increasing rather than dieing down. What a lovely thought! Tom42149
 tom42149
Joined: 11/23/2006
Msg: 5 (view)
 
dating VS just 'getting laid'
Posted: 12/29/2007 2:51:06 PM
What an intelligent reply by Athulatha! Pretty and smart, too, I am impressed!! But, as always, too durned far away. Wanna come to IL & see all the wonderful cornfields, lil girl? Tom42149
 tom42149
Joined: 11/23/2006
Msg: 4 (view)
 
dating VS just 'getting laid'
Posted: 12/29/2007 2:17:02 PM
single dad; at last, somebody who see's it as I do! Hmmm...i'm a single dad, too, wonder if this has anything to do with our 'unconventional' views? Tom42149
 tom42149
Joined: 11/23/2006
Msg: 1 (view)
 
dating VS just 'getting laid'
Posted: 12/29/2007 1:37:25 PM
Is this just a man thing? Do any of you sweet, innocent ladies ever get tired of all the dating hassles, and sometimes, put up with it, simply to get laid? I’ve always suspicioned this, but have found very few women honest enough to admit it.

Certainly, sometimes the closeness and just enjoying the company of a woman, is what I seek, but other times,I don’t mind confessing I sometimes get fed up with the whole dating scene, & tolerate it solely to get laid! Face it, the dating game is geared for the womens wants! Guys would really rather be playing poker, or at the strip joint, swilling beer, rather than on a dance floor, however we do what we gotta do, in order to get laid. Don’t you ladies sometimes wish you could skip all the BS, and just stay home and ‘do it’? Oh wait, that’s called marriage, isn’t it? tom42149
 tom42149
Joined: 11/23/2006
Msg: 19 (view)
 
What age does female sexual urge die down?
Posted: 12/29/2007 1:05:03 PM
More good advice from Nexthyme. However you are forgetting one factor, I mentioned earlier. I am now 'Mr. Mom' to my teen-age daughter, so the 4-5 day biker parties are only a pleasent memory, for me. These days, I go to Church, parent/ teacher meets, and on particulary wild occasions, maybe even a school band recital! Ain't parenthood wonderful?

Seriously, it's the best thing that ever happened to me! Tom42149
 tom42149
Joined: 11/23/2006
Msg: 16 (view)
 
What age does female sexual urge die down?
Posted: 12/28/2007 11:14:52 PM
Nexthyme sez;

I don't know, sounds like you have sewn a lot of wild oats... LOL...


Uh oh, she's figured me out! Doncha just hate it when women do that, right off the bat? OK, since you already won the prize, anyway, before crashing my Harley, I spent 20+ years as an outlaw biker, and, even tho I slipped my name on the ballot ever year, I never did win the chasity award.

Why am I not afraid to mention that on here, and possibly harm my chances of getting a date, here? I have lots of faults, but putting out a false image of myself AIN'T one of em! I'm an old, life-time biker, and I've always been kinda partial to a sweet smellin' woman. If that makes me a "bad boy" to you, oh well, I been called that, and worse, before! Any woman who couldn't tolerate that, would be a waste of both our time, anyway. My dear ole Mamma spent 40 years trying to straighten me up, & failed miserably, so if thats your plan. Good Luck! I am what I am!

Now, for your prize, c'mon in heah, & I'll buy you a cold sody pop, lil girl. Whats that? Oh, don't worry about your ride home, sweetie, I'll take you home, later on.

P.S. I have already considered using the pro's technique, but I like a little challenge, too. (Just not too much! There is no doubt in my mind, a pro would be cheaper, in the long run, but where's the conquest, in that? Tom42149
 tom42149
Joined: 11/23/2006
Msg: 13 (view)
 
What age does female sexual urge die down?
Posted: 12/28/2007 8:19:15 PM
To Nextthyme;

Thank you for actually giving me some intelligent answers. And, I must say, you seem a very wise woman for your age. But, didn't your Mother warn you of the dangers of talking to dirty old men?

Yes, I know very well, women my age expect to be wined & dined. Which
I do not object to, just that it's getting old doing this numerous times only to hear, "I gave up sex years ago" when it finally comes time to make the move.

As for your nursing home suggestion; Been there, done that. 15 yrs ago, I was put in a nursing home to heal from a very serious Harley Davidson crash. Stayed 6 months healing, then promptly impregnated my CNA immediately upon discharge. Yes, I married her! After the child was born & a divorce, I even fought for and won custody of my infant daughter. 14 years of being Mr. Mom and I still do not regret it.

Nope, think I will pass on the idea of checking into a nursng home. I've done gotten too old to ever charm the young workers, this time, and most of them old resident gals still get around too good for me to catch 'em.
 tom42149
Joined: 11/23/2006
Msg: 10 (view)
 
What age does female sexual urge die down?
Posted: 12/27/2007 11:12:46 PM
Well, thank you, ladies, for the ones that actually tried to give an answer, rather than cut me down for not researching this on my own. The fact is, I have been researching it for numerous years, already. I don't know if any of you checked my profile for my age, (58) but I was not asking about 30, 40, or even 50 yr olds. There was no question about it then! Sadly, these 'KIDS" seem to think I'm too old for them, now.

This could be, but I'm not quite ready to retire "Mr. Happy," just yet, thank you. However, I am getting real tired of investing the time/effort/ money into romancing women who simply have no interest, even if I was "Joe Hot." Therefore was looking for a general cut-off age, to stop hitting on, at.

The one answer I got, that I considered as the most intelligent out of the whole bunch was, "if the women here were old enuf to know when the urge quits, why would they be here"? Point taken, so I suppose I'm back to my own research.

Just want you all to know, after years of research and arriving at a scientific conclusion on this question, I'm not gonna tell any of you, either! And yes, you men will want to know, after you get my age!

Now, where's the Geriatric section, in this place? Tom42149
 tom42149
Joined: 11/23/2006
Msg: 2 (view)
 
What age does female sexual urge die down?
Posted: 12/26/2007 10:00:50 PM
Herding CatsAll you answers made sense. NO, this was NOT just to whine! I had hoped to get to get a ball park figure, but doesn't seem any of you women care to give me one. As to your comment about /' When I need the little blue pill, I'm not ashamed to state that I have already been to the local pharmacy a few times in the past. And expect to remain a steady customer, for as long as the pills do there job!
 tom42149
Joined: 11/23/2006
Msg: 1 (view)
 
What age does female sexual urge die down?
Posted: 12/26/2007 9:31:45 PM
Yes, I know there can be no set age put to this question, as individuals are all different, however I would truely appreciate a ball-park figure from you ladies. Simply put, I am tired of wasting efforts on woman who have simply lost interest, & have sex classified as something they USED to enjoy.
 tom42149
Joined: 11/23/2006
Msg: 4 (view)
 
What is this one?
Posted: 12/22/2007 2:45:46 PM
Sounds to me, like this guy could simply be scared to let ANY woman into his life again. He obviously hasn't had much luck at it before, And is left with major problems in life from it. Being a a single Daddy, also, and its not easy, by any means.
 tom42149
Joined: 11/23/2006
Msg: 39 (view)
 
Guys, have you ever passed up sex?
Posted: 12/22/2007 1:35:50 PM
Yup, I turned it done once, thinking better would come along, before closing time. I have since realized the evils of gambling!
 tom42149
Joined: 11/23/2006
Msg: 72 (view)
 
Why is it when women are on top, it seems like men come almost immediately?
Posted: 12/22/2007 9:58:27 AM
It is because the man does not have the control to stop the friction immediatily when he feels "one more stroke and I'm blowing it" Try making a signal from him for you to stop all motion, IMMEDIATILY, giving him a moment to regroup. A gentile slap on your a$$ works well, as most likely his hands will already be there.
 tom42149
Joined: 11/23/2006
Msg: 16 (view)
 
Anyone tried dating the old fashion way recently?
Posted: 12/15/2007 8:12:02 AM
old fashioned? Well, I would say so. I recently met the woman I have been dating, AT CHURCH. And, I thought that only happened in books! Tom42149
 tom42149
Joined: 11/23/2006
Msg: 15 (view)
 
Have you ever slept with someone just because you were drunk?
Posted: 11/21/2007 7:26:01 PM
Am I the only "fish" in this pond, who will admit the girls all get better looking at closing time? Yes, back in my biker days, I have woke up, wondering where I was & who da hell is this on my arm? Have tried many times to ease the arm loose & slip out, without disturbing the damsels well-earned rest, only to learn this CANNOT be done, ever! Which always results in a promise to yourself to maintain a little higher standards, next time!

I would like to go on record, here & now, that the best intentioned lie to one's self carrys no weight, what-so-ever,given the proper ration of Jack Daniels again!. Best solution I ever found was to frequent a better class of bars. This was not a certain protection, however! But, hell, all in all, it was great fun, & before today's incurable STD's. I'd like to live it all over again, but i gave up drinking,drugs, and , and Harleys,all, so it just ain't gonna happen! GETTING OLD SUCKS!! Tom
 tom42149
Joined: 11/23/2006
Msg: 124 (view)
 
What's the number that would scare you off for GOOD?
Posted: 11/18/2007 8:32:51 PM
Does anybody over 30 really keep score? Frankly, If anybody asks me how many, the only honest answer I could give is "I have no idea!"
 
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