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 Author Thread: Profiles that Turn the Ladies on ???
 cooldog65
Joined: 6/27/2011
Msg: 87 (view)
 
Profiles that Turn the Ladies on ???
Posted: 5/22/2018 6:50:04 PM

creamed my panties


That got my attention...
 cooldog65
Joined: 6/27/2011
Msg: 159 (view)
 
Dealing with Just ask me as a Profile
Posted: 5/22/2018 12:19:10 PM

Men who have "Just Ask Me" on their profile are not willing to put any effort into finding a relationship. To me, it indicates they are lazy, afraid to reveal much of themselves (trust issues?), or not really serious about anything. Why should I have to "ask them" questions based on a photo!


Does this also apply to women's profiles that say the same thing?
 cooldog65
Joined: 6/27/2011
Msg: 19 (view)
 
Bf dumped me via text
Posted: 5/22/2018 9:37:58 AM
^^^ Gee, you're only about a year late to the topic...
 cooldog65
Joined: 6/27/2011
Msg: 162 (view)
 
Alright guys, can a woman be strong, independent and still be feminine?
Posted: 5/21/2018 11:30:54 AM

Strong = issues, bad attitude, idiot, mean spirited, chip on shoulder, rude and crude.


Somebody's going to be ducking produce projectiles...
 cooldog65
Joined: 6/27/2011
Msg: 43 (view)
 
They say they don't smoke but...
Posted: 5/21/2018 11:25:28 AM

He'd say he wanted to kiss our dog


On the mouth?

Did he prefer kissing the dog over kissing you?
 cooldog65
Joined: 6/27/2011
Msg: 15 (view)
 
Compared to OLD, how much attention do you receive IRL?
Posted: 5/21/2018 9:26:16 AM
A bit more in real life. No big deal.
 cooldog65
Joined: 6/27/2011
Msg: 195 (view)
 
Why so many physically unattractive men on here??
Posted: 5/21/2018 8:23:18 AM

it's not hard to do a little something for someone that they can do for themselves just because you want to show them a little special attention.
I do it all the time. sometimes it comes back,sometimes it don't. lol




^^^I don't even want to know what the heck you're hinting at....



A hand job?
 cooldog65
Joined: 6/27/2011
Msg: 34 (view)
 
The feminist man-hating agenda undertone is most women's profiles
Posted: 5/21/2018 8:15:39 AM

we do get real tired of men that don't want to know a dang thing about us or even care but will hit us up for sex.


I can guarantee 100% that I will not hit up anybody here for sex...
 cooldog65
Joined: 6/27/2011
Msg: 79 (view)
 
Any expectations of who would be attracted to you?
Posted: 5/21/2018 4:51:37 AM

A beautiful goddess of a woman would be attracted to me. She would have an hour glass figure, long, dark hair, green eyes, and sultry, red lips. She would be a freak in bed, a chef in the kitchen, a therapist during hard times, and a coach when I’m off my game.


That seems to describe Kelly LeBrock's character in Weird Science.
 cooldog65
Joined: 6/27/2011
Msg: 17 (view)
 
New To Dating- How To Start??
Posted: 5/20/2018 10:08:43 PM

I wonder if it is more common among the millennial generation for their to be more singles.

Well something is up with millennials. Less social skills. Most are depressed, have anxiety, barely have any hobbies and cant let go of their phones for 60 seconds.

So many introverts that there are tons of memes about it.

Can only talk over text, and even phone calls give them anxiety so talking to people they dont know in person? That might scare them to death.

Masculinity is vilified so acting manly or showing any masculinity is a no no.
Instead of real hobbies or living life , they sit around waiting for a social justice crusade to go on from the comfort of their computers.

If someone says something bad about them on the internet, thats just too much to handle and lots of them will kill themselves over it.

We need to do what other countries do and make everyone have to join the army for 2 years.



A generation of young dudes being raised without a father figure.
 cooldog65
Joined: 6/27/2011
Msg: 359 (view)
 
DATING OVER 60
Posted: 5/19/2018 9:14:51 PM

I always found that if I had a naked woman on my hands, I could think of SOMETHING interesting to do for 20 minutes while waiting for the pill to kick in, but YMMV.


You can do a lot in 20 minutes that involves your tongue, clits and tits and I don't mean talking...
 cooldog65
Joined: 6/27/2011
Msg: 34 (view)
 
Left heartbroken and confused
Posted: 5/19/2018 9:00:06 PM
It's been 2 months since OP started this topic. Hopefully, the annulment is progressing.
 cooldog65
Joined: 6/27/2011
Msg: 32 (view)
 
POF fatigue
Posted: 5/19/2018 8:21:03 AM

I loathe "texting".


I'm a talker, not a texter. Texting is way too slow for me and lacks the ebb and flow of conversation. I like a deep conversation.
 cooldog65
Joined: 6/27/2011
Msg: 435 (view)
 
Calling Kids baggage
Posted: 5/18/2018 6:48:23 AM

That's why I tell men not to date single mothers. It's not ridiculous at all. It's extremely common for the kids to purposely act out when the mom is away on a date so she gets a bunch of text messages saying how the kids are out of control and she should come home and take care of them. The kids are jealous and don't want their mother to have a boyfriend.


I had this very thing happen to me about 15 years ago. In a 1.5 hour lunch date they (2 teenagers and an 8 year old) called 17 times. By the third call I would start reciting to her what number call it was ("three!", "four!"..."seventeen!").

We actually went on another date about 6 months later. We went to a movie and saw "Bad Santa". They called about a half dozen times. She emphasized that they only called that many times as if that was acceptable. No third date.
 cooldog65
Joined: 6/27/2011
Msg: 315 (view)
 
Haterade comes in sour grape flavor
Posted: 5/17/2018 8:31:26 PM

I'm happy to know that you've dated 50 of "them" No hate here.


If my statement was incorrect, I will gladly stand corrected. Using quote marks as a point of emphasis and the emoticon you used made your statement offensive.

You already took an earlier jab at me that I must hate myself for dating outside of my race. Let's not forget that you also said men want to date women from third world countries so they can control them and that the women are desperate.


You keep referring to yourself as short, and less dateable.


Only online. Real life has been much different as I already illustrated.


Haterade comes in sour grape flavor


NooYawker's favorite flavor...
 cooldog65
Joined: 6/27/2011
Msg: 300 (view)
 
You're gonna get friend zoned
Posted: 5/17/2018 11:40:24 AM

Coold, I hope you enjoy being alone since your choice of women may lend you to be that way. First, how many black women want a pasty white guy:), then for those that do, they tend to be bigger and taller than white woman, maybe too tall compared to you.


I have dated about 50 of them since 1985. I'm not bothered if they're taller than me.

Drinking the haterade...
 cooldog65
Joined: 6/27/2011
Msg: 292 (view)
 
Women making the first move...
Posted: 5/17/2018 10:16:47 AM

Men don't like to be alone.


Not this man. I'm in a better place now being alone than I thought I could ever be. I feel content.
 cooldog65
Joined: 6/27/2011
Msg: 1048 (view)
 
STAY HOME & MASTURBATE BEC> THAT IS ALL YOU CAN GET ANYWAY
Posted: 5/16/2018 9:18:41 AM

IF YOU WANT TO GO DUTCH, GO TO HOLLAND


There are some nice ladies of color there...


To the short, unattractive, cheap men in the forums who want the perfect woman:


This shorter, bald, frugal, sexy beast isn't expecting perfect. I would like attractive and ideal for me...
 cooldog65
Joined: 6/27/2011
Msg: 54 (view)
 
Chihuahuas don't rule and never will...
Posted: 5/14/2018 5:23:27 AM
I was on a webcam site last night and saw a hot young babe in Spain whose white Chihuahua appeared from behind her pillow while she was writhing on her bed in her lingerie. Big time buzz kill...
 cooldog65
Joined: 6/27/2011
Msg: 1011 (view)
 
Paying for a date
Posted: 5/14/2018 5:05:41 AM

>>> at first, I agree with this.


If we're going by results, Pig is finishing in the end zone and you're stuck in the friend zone...
 cooldog65
Joined: 6/27/2011
Msg: 6 (view)
 
How far would you go?
Posted: 5/13/2018 11:21:44 AM
The sex would have to be porno worthy...
 cooldog65
Joined: 6/27/2011
Msg: 62 (view)
 
THE great equalizer for us old farts?
Posted: 5/13/2018 11:17:29 AM

Because her stuff was much nice than mine, I got rid of ALOT of my stuff.


I know that story too well. There won't be a second time.
 cooldog65
Joined: 6/27/2011
Msg: 38 (view)
 
Chihuahuas rule
Posted: 5/11/2018 8:09:26 PM

I may have left other things out.


Can they pay for a date or cook you dinner?
 cooldog65
Joined: 6/27/2011
Msg: 56 (view)
 
CLEAVAGE
Posted: 5/10/2018 11:01:41 AM
Booty is my bait...
 cooldog65
Joined: 6/27/2011
Msg: 18 (view)
 
and bring your damn cookies with you.
Posted: 5/10/2018 6:38:11 AM

Golly, Inner Circle, there's a face from the past.


I remember her, too. Previous username is escaping me. I remember the picture where she is holding the coffee cup. Most of the previous pictures were black and white I think.

Welcome back!
 cooldog65
Joined: 6/27/2011
Msg: 68 (view)
 
I hear spring is beautiful in the UK
Posted: 5/8/2018 7:52:09 PM

What is the difference (other than the terminology itself) between being strongly attracted to someone/feeling an extremely high level of "chemistry" and "being in love"? Are you even able to distinguish between the two? What is the specific element that separates them?


Good question Pig.

I guess it would come down to whether you feel close to the same after the initial lust wears off.

In my opinion, he's not in love but in lust.
 cooldog65
Joined: 6/27/2011
Msg: 19 (view)
 
Are you ready to sleep with these two?
Posted: 5/8/2018 7:13:45 PM

Well how disappointed am I?

I thought I would click on this thread and there would be
forum posters pictures with choices available.



The thread title sounds like a plot for a porno that involves a ménage á trois...
 cooldog65
Joined: 6/27/2011
Msg: 12 (view)
 
They say they don't smoke but...
Posted: 5/8/2018 10:51:47 AM
I've seen a fair amount of profiles of younger women that say they don't smoke, but they probably mean cigarettes, not weed...
 cooldog65
Joined: 6/27/2011
Msg: 42 (view)
 
Why so many physically unattractive men on here??
Posted: 5/7/2018 5:46:38 PM

If my dog had a face like yours, I would shave his ass and walk him backwards ...


My dad used to say this one. I couldn't quite get the first part right, but I remember the shave and walk backwards part...
 cooldog65
Joined: 6/27/2011
Msg: 10 (view)
 
beware of WindCrow6
Posted: 5/7/2018 11:42:43 AM
OP...You've been fooled twice. Shame on you!
 cooldog65
Joined: 6/27/2011
Msg: 40 (view)
 
Why so many physically unattractive men on here??
Posted: 5/7/2018 11:31:33 AM

She looks like she did a 50 yard dash in a 30 yard room.


One of the best rank downs I've heard.

I will put this one in my back pocket. Thanks Pig.
 cooldog65
Joined: 6/27/2011
Msg: 57 (view)
 
What do you do for fun in your 30s and up?
Posted: 5/7/2018 11:21:14 AM
I have purchased more vinyl and CDs since I turned 50 than I did the previous 50. I found my perfect hobby. I love finding these treasures that have been under my radar my entire life.
 cooldog65
Joined: 6/27/2011
Msg: 16 (view)
 
Story behind your User Name
Posted: 5/7/2018 10:24:07 AM
I started drawing a dog's head with sunglasses on over 40 years ago. I was inspired by Joe Cool (Snoopy's alter ego). I called him cool dog. I was born in 1965. Add it all up and you get cooldog65.
 cooldog65
Joined: 6/27/2011
Msg: 44 (view)
 
Foot Fetish men
Posted: 5/7/2018 10:13:22 AM
I have more of a long black heeled boots fetish...
 cooldog65
Joined: 6/27/2011
Msg: 6 (view)
 
barking up the wrong tree
Posted: 5/7/2018 10:06:49 AM
No pets or kids in the bed please...

Two hot young ladies...count me in!
 cooldog65
Joined: 6/27/2011
Msg: 42 (view)
 
I dont know what I am doing wrong
Posted: 5/7/2018 3:02:53 AM

Nothing wrong with Disney princesses. Men need to take lessons from the princes.


What lessons? Like being a nice cuck?
 cooldog65
Joined: 6/27/2011
Msg: 9 (view)
 
beware of WindCrow6
Posted: 5/6/2018 10:21:04 PM
From OP's profile...

I DO NOT DATE OUTSIDE MY RACE, SO STOP SENDING ME MESSAGES IF YOU ARE NOT WHITE.


We know that he's not black...
 cooldog65
Joined: 6/27/2011
Msg: 36 (view)
 
Why so many physically unattractive men on here??
Posted: 5/6/2018 10:11:47 PM

Why so many physically unattractive men on here??


I am a shorter, sexier beast!
 cooldog65
Joined: 6/27/2011
Msg: 5 (view)
 
Exercising to Youtube Videos
Posted: 5/5/2018 9:39:10 PM
I've watched my share of YouTube videos of hot chicks working out and it has given me motivation for a workout of a different kind...

It seems the ones that I've seen are more focused on getting attention. Jen Selter videos are an example of this. The workout seems to be more about arching her back to emphasize her backside.
 cooldog65
Joined: 6/27/2011
Msg: 35 (view)
 
CLEAVAGE
Posted: 5/5/2018 9:25:15 PM

If the ring finger of your left hand is longer than your index finger, it indicates a high probability that you are relatively big versus small. Maybe some women look at this.


*Checks left hand*...
 cooldog65
Joined: 6/27/2011
Msg: 16 (view)
 
oh, i'm definitely fool enough.
Posted: 5/5/2018 11:23:52 AM

PlutoLover68 and NewYorker58 live in my town. Cooldog lives a few cities south. If I encountered either of them, I'd smile and say hi. I never forget a face and love recognizing people when I'm out and about.


Puget Sound area representing. Jessiebunnies and Trustinkarma were both pretty close by where I live.

It would be a shocker if I ran across a forumite. Maybe a trip to the Commons Mall or Muckleshoot Casino is in order.

If I saw siisaa my jaw would drop. She's absolutely gorgeous!
 cooldog65
Joined: 6/27/2011
Msg: 93 (view)
 
What does Wants to date but nothing serious mean?
Posted: 5/5/2018 11:03:56 AM

My second thought: who in god’s name told you that you were beautiful?


After a short hiatus, Henry's back and he's on fire...
 cooldog65
Joined: 6/27/2011
Msg: 74 (view)
 
What do you think the norm is for dates resulting in sex?
Posted: 5/5/2018 10:54:12 AM

I will go further and say, with no insult intended, you must be very vanilla. Very, very, very vanilla.


He did say that his city is too chocolate...
 cooldog65
Joined: 6/27/2011
Msg: 319 (view)
 
DATING OVER 60
Posted: 5/4/2018 8:14:05 PM
Nature's Viagra...Hot young women!
 cooldog65
Joined: 6/27/2011
Msg: 11 (view)
 
Can I keep my female friend if I have a Girlfriend?
Posted: 5/4/2018 7:18:13 PM
My policy has always been to naturally back away if a female friend got into relationship out of respect. I would not hang out with them at this point. I have strong strict boundaries and I expect the same in return.



But double dates or get-togethers as couples would be better than hanging out together on your own.


Great idea since you're both coupled now.
 cooldog65
Joined: 6/27/2011
Msg: 42 (view)
 
Any expectations of who would be attracted to you?
Posted: 5/4/2018 8:11:53 AM
^^^ Actually, I had dark brown hair before it started evaporating...
 cooldog65
Joined: 6/27/2011
Msg: 35 (view)
 
Any expectations of who would be attracted to you?
Posted: 5/3/2018 8:30:51 AM

This happens to me too, most men that purse me are either Aquarius or Taurus, dark haired, very tall (I'm only 5'4") with meticulous eccentric personalities and loved curvy derrieres.


This describes me almost to a tee, except for the height...
 cooldog65
Joined: 6/27/2011
Msg: 9 (view)
 
Divorce
Posted: 5/2/2018 11:59:39 AM
I'm always suspicious of newbies that can use the quote function better than most.
 cooldog65
Joined: 6/27/2011
Msg: 178 (view)
 
Should I hire an escort to wine and dine?
Posted: 5/2/2018 11:14:20 AM
Bunny Ranch is absolutely over priced. Amsterdam would be a much better deal. I'm sure the Bunny Ranch wouldn't want prostitution legalized as it would bring their prices way down.
 cooldog65
Joined: 6/27/2011
Msg: 27 (view)
 
CLEAVAGE
Posted: 5/2/2018 10:50:09 AM

a shlong that's not too long


Norwegian one upped me...


Or what do men have that can be used as a pillow?


If they have a big belly or a fat fanny...
 
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