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 54online
Joined: 1/27/2005
Msg: 61 (view)
 
This was interesting............
Posted: 5/1/2011 11:11:45 PM
rufkm? my first wife was sexilicious until we got married. she got her two kids and it was all over . . .couldn't pry her legs apart for nuthin' . . . that's my problem ? I think not.... thanks for asking !@
 54online
Joined: 1/27/2005
Msg: 107 (view)
 
Can you compliment a man's penis too much?
Posted: 5/1/2011 11:06:45 PM
you can - if you like
 54online
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Msg: 162 (view)
 
Man withdrawling to ejaculate on you.
Posted: 5/1/2011 11:02:22 PM
m church - you made me laugh - big time !!!! thanks
 54online
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Msg: 57 (view)
 
oral sex
Posted: 5/1/2011 10:57:50 PM
you could just try to tell him... but, that may be too easy
 54online
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Msg: 35 (view)
 
How do you want your lover to tell you what she likes?
Posted: 5/1/2011 10:56:37 PM
My personal preference is that she speak english.... but, that's just me . . .
 54online
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Msg: 16 (view)
 
uneasy riders ~ why do guys do this?
Posted: 5/1/2011 10:49:12 PM
uhm..... just say "no" . . . .
 54online
Joined: 1/27/2005
Msg: 7 (view)
 
What's up with him?
Posted: 10/27/2009 6:46:49 PM
Guess you'll have to do it on the porch
 54online
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Msg: 16 (view)
 
why is my ex being an AZZ
Posted: 10/10/2009 5:25:13 PM
If you had a girls' night out with his blessing, he didn't lay a guilt trip on you. You chose to feel guilty, for whatever reason, when you got home...
to the point of your question, kick him to the curb - make it clear you're done with him (assuming you are) and, if necessary, get a restraining order against him...
 54online
Joined: 1/27/2005
Msg: 360 (view)
 
The Toilet seat thing!!!
Posted: 9/8/2009 1:52:38 PM
yes, I realize this is an old thread
no, I did not read all the posts (ones I did read were great !)

guys, did you ever get in the car after the short little woman drove it and wreck one or both of your knees on the steering wheel 'cuz the seat is tucked firmly under the dash ? ? ?
Why is the toilet seat a big issue and the car seat never discussed ? ? ?
never mind - it's 'cuz it's her a** that got wet and only my knees that were scarred . . .
 54online
Joined: 1/27/2005
Msg: 164 (view)
 
WER'S DA MOS FREAKY PLACE U'V EVA HAD SEX????????
Posted: 7/20/2009 2:54:57 PM
English class...
 54online
Joined: 1/27/2005
Msg: 25 (view)
 
Men Ejaculation
Posted: 7/13/2009 5:40:33 PM
depends on how creative and energetic SHE is...
 54online
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Msg: 4 (view)
 
Blamed for something I didn't do
Posted: 6/23/2009 7:37:02 PM
telegraph - telephone - tell a friend
they all do the same thing -
 54online
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Do you think this is corny?
Posted: 6/12/2009 9:37:49 AM
Deep in the dark recesses of my mind I recall reading an article that talked about the comfort of mom's heartbeat while in the womb.... I'm guessing it's, somehow, an extension of that....
not corny to me - sounds neat !!!!
 54online
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Men help me understand
Posted: 6/12/2009 9:34:54 AM
sometimes you get closure and sometimes you don't.... wouldn't spend alot of energy trying to understand it - sounds like one of those things you may never understand and it could drive you crazy trying...
I am being sincere and don't take this as "move on" (obviously easier said than done).... I fully realize you're struggling with it...
If it's a minute-by-minute thought your struggling with, you may need to seek professional help...
best of luck!!!!!!!!!
 54online
Joined: 1/27/2005
Msg: 66 (view)
 
registered sex offenders
Posted: 6/12/2009 9:31:11 AM
see if you can find out who his probation / parole officer is. MOST sex offenders are prohibited from using the internet...
for those of you who choose to debate the above statement - go away. it's just an offer to help the OP
 54online
Joined: 1/27/2005
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Men and sex?
Posted: 6/8/2009 3:52:59 AM
"... stop the vicious cycle double standards and shrouding sex in a mystery/guilt/shame dynamic."

words to live by IMHO...
 54online
Joined: 1/27/2005
Msg: 117 (view)
 
When eating pu$$y
Posted: 6/8/2009 3:44:26 AM
my lady is not multiple orgasm capable - too sensitive to continue - even gently...
 54online
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Msg: 76 (view)
 
swallowing to end sex
Posted: 5/14/2009 8:41:05 AM
for your sake, I hope she doesn't read this...
(at least, that's how I'd feel if it happened to me)
 54online
Joined: 1/27/2005
Msg: 32 (view)
 
I Must Be Strange...
Posted: 5/14/2009 8:31:37 AM
I doubt that you're the only one that feels (or has learned to feel) this way - and it's not right or wrong - it's just YOU....
sounds like you've met somebody who either doesn't feel that way or hasn't learned to feel that way or never will learn to feel that way (none of which are right or wrong) - and it may be a deal breaker for your relationship - better to learn now than to put out and regret it or put out to nab him only to try and teach him later that it really wasn't important (the physical part of your relationship) - and, yes, I know I'm adding assumptions here...
I'll guarantee failure or a life of learning to live with somebody who is not faithful if you pull the "bait & switch" with virtually any man....
 54online
Joined: 1/27/2005
Msg: 83 (view)
 
Do we women really need an orgasm?
Posted: 5/14/2009 8:26:41 AM
from my experiences (two long term relationships) I've had both...
first one was multiple and got there "easily" (note the quotes)
second one is definitely not multiple and has told me she is very satisfied whether the big "o" arrives or not...
different strokes for different folks (pun intended)
 54online
Joined: 1/27/2005
Msg: 70 (view)
 
Sex is just a chore for her
Posted: 5/14/2009 8:22:02 AM
"Try telling her, "You know, fulfilling your emotional needs all the time is a real drag and I consider it a chore." See how she likes it."

^^^^^^

I like that - can I use it ?
 54online
Joined: 1/27/2005
Msg: 44 (view)
 
It was all good until....
Posted: 5/14/2009 8:19:40 AM
"what makes you think I like to do that all the time" comes to mind...
 54online
Joined: 1/27/2005
Msg: 29 (view)
 
Nude pics!
Posted: 5/5/2009 10:28:54 PM
so - you're asking for a woman's opinion, but didn't post there so I'll respond as a male....
I've got nudies of my wife (from a trip to Dominican....)
GREAT - and I'll never share them with anybody.....
you asked - I responded....
 54online
Joined: 1/27/2005
Msg: 78 (view)
 
he's grossed out and I'm embarassed what do I do
Posted: 5/5/2009 10:22:48 PM
Lucky you - poor him.... sounds like heaven to me....
 54online
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Msg: 23 (view)
 
Masturbation, How often is normal?
Posted: 5/5/2009 10:19:16 PM
It's just you and your toys - who cares ?????
 54online
Joined: 1/27/2005
Msg: 76 (view)
 
My gf’s crazy fantasy
Posted: 5/3/2009 1:26:13 AM
get a signed and notarized document that this is what she wants
otherwise, it's a real gamble...
 54online
Joined: 1/27/2005
Msg: 249 (view)
 
small breast appreciation
Posted: 5/3/2009 1:24:29 AM
natural is fine - big is fine (natural) - but smaller is finer (natural)
 54online
Joined: 1/27/2005
Msg: 90 (view)
 
No woman really enjoys anal sex
Posted: 5/3/2009 1:22:40 AM
depends on how long you've been with her... to get you trapped, she'll say yea
after she has you trapped, she'll say no
 54online
Joined: 1/27/2005
Msg: 13 (view)
 
Guys tell me do you know when to go further?
Posted: 4/29/2009 6:28:14 AM
you could always demand a ring and a wedding date and see how that plays out
 54online
Joined: 1/27/2005
Msg: 5 (view)
 
Am i fighting a losing battle?
Posted: 4/29/2009 6:24:31 AM
possibly, just possibly, he's met someone else and wants to see how that works out without telling you so....
kind, but unkind I know - but it is possible...
 54online
Joined: 1/27/2005
Msg: 94 (view)
 
Blowjob....what should they call it?
Posted: 4/29/2009 6:19:05 AM
i didn't want to read all the posts, so forgive me if this is already there. one of my favorites is "spit shining the bald guy"
 54online
Joined: 1/27/2005
Msg: 75 (view)
 
It's all good.
Posted: 4/29/2009 6:13:12 AM
"Experiencing my partner's pleasure gives me great pleasure. And gets me hot. "

^^^^^

That's the answer for me...
 54online
Joined: 1/27/2005
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What peaks a guys interest?
Posted: 4/13/2009 4:00:42 PM
"...make a man want more of you" ??? not sure what that means....
you sound like you're in a hurry but not in a rush....
take your time and wait for what you want...
 54online
Joined: 1/27/2005
Msg: 82 (view)
 
penetrating her cervix
Posted: 2/10/2009 7:57:46 PM
t'would appear I've finally read postings by the three legged man . . .
 54online
Joined: 1/27/2005
Msg: 44 (view)
 
Why do women do stuff when you meet but then change?
Posted: 2/10/2009 7:51:11 PM
In the merchandising world it's called the "bait-n-switch" ... run forrest, run !!!!!!
 54online
Joined: 1/27/2005
Msg: 26 (view)
 
HOW DO U KNOW WHEN YOUR MAN IS CHEATING?
Posted: 12/28/2008 4:48:37 PM
pretty good clue when he comes back home and finds all his stuff on the lawn....
 54online
Joined: 1/27/2005
Msg: 9 (view)
 
What would you do?
Posted: 12/20/2008 9:19:17 PM
somebody stole your box dude.....
^^^^^^^^
now that's friggin' funny !!!!!!
 54online
Joined: 1/27/2005
Msg: 124 (view)
 
Ladies, If A Guy Called You The C Word, Would Continue Your Relationship With Him?
Posted: 11/21/2008 6:16:19 PM
context, context, context . . .
I know two females who are very good friends and their "goodbye" is
"C U Next Tuesday"... obviously very liberal gals - but it works for them...
 54online
Joined: 1/27/2005
Msg: 5 (view)
 
Why does my EX keep emailing and calling me?
Posted: 10/15/2008 6:24:44 PM
*sorry - fumble fingers...*
 54online
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Why does my EX keep emailing and calling me?
Posted: 10/15/2008 6:24:21 PM
"we were completely dissolved"

sounds like only you were completely dissolved... either that or there's confusion between the two of you as to what:
" He has said he wants to stay friends....which I can sorta understand."

means....
 54online
Joined: 1/27/2005
Msg: 36 (view)
 
If you make her cum orally shouldn't she return the favor?
Posted: 10/15/2008 6:21:07 PM
Only if it's specifically stated in the pre-nup . . .
 54online
Joined: 1/27/2005
Msg: 60 (view)
 
What do you think about the 20/80 rule?
Posted: 10/15/2008 6:01:38 PM
So who's having sex with the 20% of the females these studs aren't taking care of ?
If you assume an even split between the sexes (50% male / 50% female) that means each of these 20% of the males who are servicing the 80% of the females has about 4 on the line at any given time....
 54online
Joined: 1/27/2005
Msg: 392 (view)
 
Can men deal with NOT getting blowjobs?
Posted: 10/8/2008 7:09:43 PM
I'll leave it up to you as to how you get to the conversation with prospective mates - but I'll about guarantee you if you start out a relationship with oral involved and then snare the dude and then spring it on him that you only did it to catch him (whether you use those words or not) - you're headed for disaster...
 54online
Joined: 1/27/2005
Msg: 44 (view)
 
He wont put out.........
Posted: 9/29/2008 9:26:44 PM
I'd read this thread:
"http://forums.plentyoffish.com/datingPosts10976864.aspx"
then you can rest assured it's all his fault...
 54online
Joined: 1/27/2005
Msg: 73 (view)
 
Great girl but not much action!
Posted: 9/29/2008 9:21:26 PM
"It would pay massive dividends in our society if men began to take a vested interest in understanding how females brains work and for you to attain a level of deeper caring and concern while you live with someone who does not operate with the same hormones in her brain and behaviour than you do"

so - it's all on the man - again ???
why do we constantly have these debates about "she feels this way - so respect it"
how about how he feels ? ? ?

just sayin' .....
 54online
Joined: 1/27/2005
Msg: 54 (view)
 
for the ladies, do u mind havin to help him make u O
Posted: 9/4/2008 1:31:19 PM
I know you asked for the ladies - but from this man's perspective - I really enjoy watching her help me get her off .... best way to learn what she really likes... (assuming she's done her self exploration and knows what helps get her off...)
 54online
Joined: 1/27/2005
Msg: 71 (view)
 
How good IS The advice on this site?
Posted: 9/4/2008 1:17:16 PM
Guess that, in a nutshell, is why it's still up to us individually to make decisions. I always find some of the advice to be things I've never thought of - and it expands the horizons.
Other advice should be tossed with yesterday's trash - gotta look at it carefully and see if it fits you and your lifestyle... Advice I like may jerk your chain and advice that makes no sense to me may be just your cup of tea...
 54online
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Would you open you marriage to save it?
Posted: 8/25/2008 2:36:43 PM
"..it is after all their choice"

^^^^^^

what he said...
 54online
Joined: 1/27/2005
Msg: 37 (view)
 
Why does everyone assume women have better orgasms than men?
Posted: 7/31/2008 1:53:06 PM
"Why does it have to be a competition?"
^^^^^^^^^
what he said.....

and if we believe it has to be a competition, who gets to judge ? the men or the women ?

one possible explanation for the thought of women having better orgasms is some have the ability to have multiple orgasms on a fairly routine basis (although, not in my house - she gets too sensitive after one)...
 54online
Joined: 1/27/2005
Msg: 339 (view)
 
The myth of doggie style
Posted: 7/31/2008 1:42:54 PM
Hey ------ Look ---- what is that ?????
oh, never mind ---- it's a bvllshit flag....
 
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