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 InSydney
Joined: 3/14/2007
Msg: 175 (view)
 
more blonde jokes
Posted: 3/12/2011 5:54:01 AM
Two blondes are walking down the street and one blonde says to the other "Hey, take a look at that dog with one eye". The other blonde closes one of her eyes and says "Where?"
 InSydney
Joined: 3/14/2007
Msg: 150 (view)
 
Jokes, Jokes, Jokes!!!!!!
Posted: 3/12/2011 3:53:55 AM
Two cows are standing in a paddock when one cow turns to the other and says "I heard on the news that mad cow disease is back again. Are you as worried about it as I am?" The other cows says "Why should I worry? I'm a helicopter"

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A cement mixer collided with a prison van just outside town. Motorists are asked to be on the lookout for 16 hardened criminals.

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Sigmund Freud was walking down an aisle at his favourite supermarket, he didn't notice that the floor was wet so he slipped and fell. It was the first ever Freudian slip.
 InSydney
Joined: 3/14/2007
Msg: 7 (view)
 
shortest jokes
Posted: 3/10/2011 8:06:30 PM
"Moammar Gadhafi is starting to sound a little crazy. Al-Jazeera canceled his show, 'Two and a Half Shiites.'" –David Letterman

"Wow! Wasn't it hot today? I'm walking through Central Park , and I saw a squirrel blowing on his nuts" –David Letterman

"Everybody here in New York City is quitting smoking. Earlier today in Central Park I saw a squirrel putting a nicotine patch on his nuts" –David Letterman
 InSydney
Joined: 3/14/2007
Msg: 149 (view)
 
Jokes, Jokes, Jokes!!!!!!
Posted: 3/10/2011 7:52:29 PM
A customer walks into a cake shop and orders a cake. He asks the cake shop owner to make the cake in the shape of the letter 'B'. The cake shop owner tells him that the cake will cost more than a regular shaped cake and it will take two days to make. He pays for the cake and says "That's fine. I'll see you in two days".

The customer comes back two days later and the cake shop owner says to him "Sir, your cake is ready. I hope this is what you wanted". The customer says "Hey, I'm sorry. I forgot to tell you that I wanted the cake in the shape of a lower case 'B'. Can you make me another cake?" The cake shop owner "Yes, we can. But we'll have to charge you for another cake and it will take us another two days to make it". The customer pays for another cake and says "No problems. I'll see you again in two days".

Two days go by and the customer comes back to the cake shop. The cake shop owner says to him "Sir, we have made your cake. I hope that this time we have made it exactly the way you wanted it". The customer says "No, I'm sorry. Again, I forgot one minor detail. I forgot to tell you to make the cake in the shape of an italicised lower case 'B'. Can you make the cake exactly like that?" The cake shop owner "Yes, of course we can. But we'll have to charge you for another cake and it will take another two days for us to make the cake". The customer pays for another cake and says "OK, here's the money. I'll be here again in two days time".

Another two days go by and the customer returns to the cake shop. The cake shop owner says to him "Sir, your cake is ready. I really hope that this is the kind of cake you wanted". The customer says "Wow! That's exactly how I wanted the cake to be. Thanks very much" The cake shop owner says "I'm so glad that you're happy with the cake. Give me a minute and I'll put it in a box for you". The customer says "No, that's OK. I'll eat it here".
 InSydney
Joined: 3/14/2007
Msg: 23 (view)
 
what do you do while your searching for mr right?
Posted: 2/10/2010 8:08:45 PM

What does one do? So you have a friend you call now and again... your dating ... do you keep your buddy? do you stop having sex all together? Is it fair on one, the other, neither? If you hold off you miss out, if you don't.. you risk sending out the wrong message or confusing sex with love/lust etc.


I assume you're referring to a "friend with benefits" here. As soon as I make a commitment to somebody new I would tell my "special friend" that from that point onwards all sexual contact will stop. I would most likely go one step further and tell her that I will stop all communication with her as well. For me, being committed means I have to focus on that person and nobody else. Being distracted with others can undermine your relationship with the person that you're committed to.
 InSydney
Joined: 3/14/2007
Msg: 51 (view)
 
The Conundrum Called The Australian Woman
Posted: 2/8/2010 9:17:16 PM

You seem really angry Ghost nation. I'd say that's why women (and probably men) ignore you.


Yep. That's a very scientific approach to your conclusion. I'm so glad scientists don't think like you. So in the space of one sentence you were able to determine whether or not women are ignoring him AND you also managed to isolate the reason why women are ignoring him. Give me a break! I think it would be more productive if people focused more of their energy on their own faults rather than trying to find faults with others (especially total strangers). I have spent countless hours on my own self improvement (and I will continue to do that) and yet I'm still very selective about what I comment on these days.
 InSydney
Joined: 3/14/2007
Msg: 47 (view)
 
The Conundrum Called The Australian Woman
Posted: 1/31/2010 7:53:22 PM
I never ever thought I would see "government" (or is that "guvamint"? LOL) and "hear my fanny roar" in the same paragraph

Good read though!
 InSydney
Joined: 3/14/2007
Msg: 12 (view)
 
Where did they disappear?
Posted: 9/15/2008 3:06:56 AM
I don't give a toss if you hate me pity me or whatever. I just don't care. Full stop. Some people on this planet are alive only because it illegal to shoot them. Be thankful for those laws.
 InSydney
Joined: 3/14/2007
Msg: 8 (view)
 
Kid's names that really don't cut it
Posted: 9/15/2008 2:26:02 AM
But wait, there's more......

Sandy Beach

Buster Cherrie

Frank Furter

Fanny Younglove

Rip Torn (an actor's name)

Peter Boyle (another actor he played Frank on "Everybody Loves Raymond")

Major A$$hole (from the "Spaceballs" movie)
 InSydney
Joined: 3/14/2007
Msg: 7 (view)
 
Kid's names that really don't cut it
Posted: 9/15/2008 1:53:14 AM
I think that there are some combinatoions of first and family names which should never ever been given. For example......

Peter Piper

Richard Head (what were they thinking?)

Fanny Smellovich

Sim (short for "Simone") Card (yes, "Card" is a legitimate surname)

Steven Evens (or Even Stevens)

Crystal Diamond
 InSydney
Joined: 3/14/2007
Msg: 15 (view)
 
A Change can do you Good ????
Posted: 9/13/2008 2:16:27 AM

They say the best indicator of future behaviour is past behaviour.


Thank you, Dr Phil. LOL!

While there's some merit in this "theory on human behaviour", young kids would stay the way they are all their lives IF this applied in every instance.
 InSydney
Joined: 3/14/2007
Msg: 16 (view)
 
Was a Refund being Unrealistic ??
Posted: 9/10/2008 7:35:17 AM

Stale bread is NOT merchantable by any stretch of the imagination.


If bread is on display either in a bread shop or a restaurant and there's no sign saying that it is anything other than fresh bread then the law expects the customers to get fresh bread for their hard earned money. I understand that some bread shops sell bread with a sign saying it's "yesterday' bread" at a discount and that's fine as far as the law is concerned because the customer has been warned to NOT expect fresh bread.


Maybe if you wanted to take the $5 bread and feed it to some ducks, I do remember that as a child I would go down to the local pond and feed some ducks the left over stale bread to them.


If you as a customer buy bread that is advertised as "stale bread" then that's your legal right to do so. But if the bread shop sells you stale bread under the false pretense that it's fresh bread then the State consumer affairs department will have something to say about it. They may even decide to fine the shop if they are repeat offenders. As a general rule, restaurants are not in the business of selling stale bread to their customers and so the law expects them to NOT sell it to their customers UNLESS the customer is clearly warned that he or she will be getting stale bread.
 InSydney
Joined: 3/14/2007
Msg: 12 (view)
 
Was a Refund being Unrealistic ??
Posted: 9/10/2008 6:39:09 AM

was I in the wrong for believing I was entitled to a refund or was I in the rite ?


Other than mis-spelling the word "rite", I don't believe you did anything wrong :)

Of course you were entitled to fresh bread - that should never be in question. What's wrong with expecting to get what you pay for. Any reasonable person would expect to get fresh bread in a restaurant, especially if they have the nerve to charge $5 for it. But the price isn't the prime issue here. The prime issue is that you as a customer have legal rights. One of these rights entitles you to receive what is referred to as "merchantable" goods. Stale bread is NOT merchantable by any stretch of the imagination. If I was you I would have threatened to file a complaint with the State consumer affairs department.
 InSydney
Joined: 3/14/2007
Msg: 11 (view)
 
A Change can do you Good ????
Posted: 9/8/2008 1:47:43 AM

As per usual I found myself nodding my head in agreeance with my fellow posters....but the person who summed it up for me best, using pretty much the same words was "little smileys" post....for me...she said it all, that I could fully relate to and then "Insydney" just said it all so plain, simple and clear as well..


Yeah well, what can I say? I think God should have put me in charge of this tiny little planet....all this wisdom inside me and no planet/galaxy of my own where I can apply it!
 InSydney
Joined: 3/14/2007
Msg: 33 (view)
 
Why is it hard to date someone new
Posted: 9/7/2008 9:59:59 PM

Hi, l was married for 20 years and now single for the past year and have find it hard to start dating again. As my heart was broken from what l thought was the love of my life. I just wanted to know if anyone out there also have find it hard to start dating again after being out of the rat race for so long? Thanks for your time.


Your heart was broken? What are you, a teenager? If you allow yourself to invest so much of yourself emotionally in a relationship and then it all falls apart then who do you think you can blame for that? Here's a hint: look for that person in the mirror when there's nobody else around :)
 InSydney
Joined: 3/14/2007
Msg: 7 (view)
 
has anyone been watching 'Skins' series 2 (SBS Mon 10pm)?
Posted: 9/7/2008 8:36:06 AM
I look at "Skins" as the show that people watch who can't be bothered to go to an adult shop to buy real porn

Those who watch the show will know what I mean by this
 InSydney
Joined: 3/14/2007
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A Change can do you Good ????
Posted: 9/7/2008 1:52:01 AM
I have an uncomplicated answer to this question: Whether a person can change any aspect/characteristic about themselves depends on how compelling the reason is for that change. If a person thinks there's no need to change then s/he won't. Simple!
 InSydney
Joined: 3/14/2007
Msg: 40 (view)
 
What motivates you to start a new thread?
Posted: 9/7/2008 1:20:55 AM

I dont do multiple anythings!!


I had a response to this but I've lost it now......something to do with multiple organisms (maybe I should spell check that)
 InSydney
Joined: 3/14/2007
Msg: 38 (view)
 
What motivates you to start a new thread?
Posted: 9/7/2008 1:10:11 AM
I'd like to ask Hilly what motivates her to create a new profile and then to continue to use the old one?
 InSydney
Joined: 3/14/2007
Msg: 60 (view)
 
She just came out and said it.
Posted: 9/6/2008 11:25:36 AM
I'm thinking about getting a penis reduction operation

And if you believe that then you'll believe in anything
 InSydney
Joined: 3/14/2007
Msg: 18 (view)
 
What motivates you to start a new thread?
Posted: 9/4/2008 4:02:20 PM

What motivates you to respond to an existing thread?


Mostly it comes from my uncontrollable desire to say something meaningless - and then see if somebody can make any sense out of it. This is how I find women who think like me :)
 InSydney
Joined: 3/14/2007
Msg: 497 (view)
 
guys, women who squirt....
Posted: 9/4/2008 3:50:05 PM
The bottom line is this: It's a technique that any guy can learn. So why be selfish about it if you can do something that your partner will enjoy (immensely)? I know that most guys would love to have a woman go down on him so why not reciprocate?
 InSydney
Joined: 3/14/2007
Msg: 23 (view)
 
What is your 'Im outta here' relationship circuit breaker ?
Posted: 9/4/2008 3:41:55 PM
There are some things which I find off-putting in a woman

1. Too much make up. No make up is best.

2. Drinking like a fish. A drunken woman is not a pleasant site.

3. Dressed like she's going to Kings Cross. Looking slutty doesn't do it for me.

4. Being rude to people without a good reason

5. Talking relentlessly about all her ex-boyfriends, etc

6. She has more filthy DVDs than myself :)

7. She sends me hundreds of text messages a day

8. Sits silently throughout the whole evening. If you have a mouth, use it!

9. She has weird fetishes (ie. she likes midgets, etc)

10. Talks almost non-stop about religion and/or politics

11. Constantly quotes Oprah or Dr Phil

12. Has a huge collection of Tweety birds (I knew a woman like that once)

13. Is fidgety during the whole time we go out

14. Votes for the Liberal Party (no way Jose!)

15. Votes for the Labor Party (even worse!)
 InSydney
Joined: 3/14/2007
Msg: 325 (view)
 
Just eat me already!
Posted: 9/4/2008 3:16:23 PM
Looks like the original poster has disappeared

My ideal night with a woman is to spend as much time as we can in a 69er

And then we can finish things off in a spooning pozzie
 InSydney
Joined: 3/14/2007
Msg: 14 (view)
 
When is it TOO late to have children??
Posted: 9/3/2008 8:33:42 PM

Sperm banks don't change the age of the parent, or their ability to be in touch with their child's needs & wants.


I didn't say that sperm banks can change the age of the parent, or their ability to be in touch with their child's needs & wants. But the longer you wait to have a child, the higher the risks are that your child will have medical and other problems. Having a child at your current age would be better for your child than if you were to wait until you were 5o years old. Missmilly, I've noticed on a few occasions where you have been critical of people's advice on other threads as well as this one. Do you think that your approach is likely to encourage or discourage people from wanting to offer you their advice? You don't have to act on every person's advice, but on the other hand, there's nothing compelling you to comment on every person's advice.
 InSydney
Joined: 3/14/2007
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What is your 'Im outta here' relationship circuit breaker ?
Posted: 9/3/2008 2:23:52 AM
I'm easy going so as long as there's no dead cat in the fridge/freezer then I'm fine

But why would you even look for stuff? What are you? A woman? LOL! Us men don't do stuff like that. Plus, it's an invasion of their privacy.
 InSydney
Joined: 3/14/2007
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When is it TOO late to have children??
Posted: 9/2/2008 10:43:11 PM

Have I left it too late to have children????

As you can see fourself, some people gave you practical advice (having your eggs frozen, etc). Besides all that, have you considered making use of the services of sperm banks?
 InSydney
Joined: 3/14/2007
Msg: 59 (view)
 
How much would you do it for?
Posted: 9/2/2008 6:36:29 AM

IS THERE SUCH A THING AS A FREE LUNCH


I hope so. I hate to spend all night eating out and get charged for it!
 InSydney
Joined: 3/14/2007
Msg: 2 (view)
 
When is it TOO late to have children??
Posted: 9/1/2008 4:37:56 AM
Missmilly, you're living in the wrong State. Move to Queensland. That's where the action is. Don't believe me? Then take a look at all the stuff that Queenslanders do with all the events they organise. Whatever you do, don't move to Sydney!
 InSydney
Joined: 3/14/2007
Msg: 51 (view)
 
How much would you do it for?
Posted: 9/1/2008 4:33:40 AM

Isn't it funny that alot of us would do it for free, even when it means we'll end up feeling used and rejected, but balk if money's involved!


Maybe it's because we always value everything about ourselves (our body, our skills, our panting and moaning loudness lol) higher than any monetary offer

Why don't we start bidding like they do on eBay? So who is willing to start the bidding by offering a tank full of petrol (the things that people will do for petrol these days!) for my "services"? Just so you all know, I don't offer a money back guarantee. LOL!
 InSydney
Joined: 3/14/2007
Msg: 76 (view)
 
clueless?
Posted: 9/1/2008 2:09:39 AM
Hmmmmm. It's interesting how the mind of a woman works......


a) If you can be 'bought off' with a meal, I'd say he sees you as an easy pick up and a meal is cheaper than a hooker, and he gets to eat as well as &^%$.


So which is worse? A man who gets sex but pays for dinner or a woman who gets sex AND a free dinner? Why do women have this superiority complex and think that it's just the man who gets something from the women IF sex is part of the date? Doesn't she get sex as well? Or is she just doing the guy a favour?
 InSydney
Joined: 3/14/2007
Msg: 42 (view)
 
Best Songs to Dance Like A Slut to?
Posted: 8/29/2008 9:51:54 AM
All of my purple life
I've been looking for a dame
That would wanna be my wife
That was my intention, babe

If we cannot make babies, maybe we can make some time
Thoughts of pretty you and me, Erotic City come alive
We can f*ck until the dawn, making love 'til cherry's gone
Erotic City can't you see, thoughts of pretty you and me

Everytime I comb my hair
Thoughts of you get in my eyes
You're a sinner, I don't care
I just want your creamy thighs

If we cannot make babies, maybe we can make some time
Thoughts of pretty you and me, Erotic City come alive
We can f*ck until the dawn, making love 'til cherry's gone
Erotic City can't you see, thoughts of pretty you and me

All of my hang-ups are gone
How I wish you felt the same
We can f*ck until the dawn ('Til the dawn) (Until the dawn)
How I wish you were my dame (Baby, won't you call my name)

If we cannot make babies, maybe we can make some time
Thoughts of pretty you and me, Erotic City come alive
We can f*ck until the dawn, making love 'til cherry's gone
Erotic City can't you see, thoughts of pretty you and me
Baby, you're so creamy
If we cannot make babies, maybe we can make some time
Thoughts of pretty you and me, Erotic City come alive
We can f*ck until the dawn, making love 'til cherry's gone ('Til the dawn)
Erotic City can't you see, thoughts of pretty you and me
If we cannot make babies, maybe we can make some time (you and me)

Some time, some time, some time, Erotic City
If we cannot make babies, maybe we can make some time
Thoughts of pretty you and me, Erotic City come alive
We can f*ck until the dawn, making love 'til cherry's gone (Come alive)
Erotic City can't you see, thoughts of pretty you and me
We can f*ck until the dawn, making love 'til cherry's gone
Erotic City
Erotic City
 InSydney
Joined: 3/14/2007
Msg: 308 (view)
 
Just eat me already!
Posted: 8/29/2008 5:04:06 AM
I think a lot of people here are getting way off topic. Yeah, I had a disagreement with BigDaddyJinx too but after I re-read my posts and his I just accepted his way of seeing things and have moved on. Why can't the rest of you do that too? He's entitled to have his own preferences without having to explain himself (or to justify himself). Just because others differ from him doesn't make them better or worse - it is what it is. Let's all move on.
 InSydney
Joined: 3/14/2007
Msg: 59 (view)
 
Sex = Overrated
Posted: 8/29/2008 2:51:17 AM

Dude, easy you are going to pop a vein any moment. Just remember one thing. There are those that DO KNOW better. That have gone through the learning curve from being an inexperienced kid to then learning that sex is not just about getting your rocks off, but about shared intimacy. When you get to that point you will understand that YES it is what's cracked up to be and even more. But to get there, you must understand that real good sex is about giving, not receiving.


You'd think from the way some people express themselves in these forums that they have suddenly become the source of all wisdom. You can be as articulate as you like, but what it comes down to in the end is the undeniable fact that whatever you believe is just your belief. Nothing more, nothing less. So don't get all high and mighty here with your condescending comments as if you are now some kind of a god who can do no wrong. If others want to express views different to your own then they have a right to do so just as you do. To not be able to open your mind to other people's opinions is one of the worst limits you can place on yourself. Live and let live.
 InSydney
Joined: 3/14/2007
Msg: 46 (view)
 
Sex = Overrated
Posted: 8/27/2008 7:02:27 AM

Any guys who cuts off the woman for whatever reason must not be very good in bed


You're kidding. Right? So the same would apply to women. Yeah? Otherwise you would be sexist by making these kind of generalisations. Can somebody check what year we're in? Men might have tolerated these kind of mindless remarks a hundred years ago but now and not if I have something to say about it.
 InSydney
Joined: 3/14/2007
Msg: 38 (view)
 
Sex = Overrated
Posted: 8/25/2008 1:26:14 PM
Of course sex is overrated. But think about it this way: Take sex out of people's lives and then what do they have left to look forward to? Unfortunately, people have been brainwashed into thinking that there's nothing better than sex in this world. I disagree. I could literally fill up a whole book with all the things which I consider better than sex. But who would want to read such a book? People who think like myself are made to think that there's something wrong with us. And that can be an effective manipulation tool. If you want proof of this then ask anybody that you know really well if they think they like anything more than sex.
 InSydney
Joined: 3/14/2007
Msg: 235 (view)
 
guys who don't like blowjobs
Posted: 8/25/2008 12:41:16 PM
On which planet do these women live FFS?


he told me the thing he liked the most was giving oral sex...i told him that i love it but i prefer giving oral than receiving it.


And if you believe this.....


he answered me that he dont like having a blowjob


Then you probably also believe in the Easter Bunny, Santa Claus, the man on the moon, Lochness Monster, honest politicians, Paris Hilton being a virgin, housewives with a working ethic, rapists with a conscience...... I think you get my drift here.
 InSydney
Joined: 3/14/2007
Msg: 98 (view)
 
Is it prostitution when...
Posted: 8/25/2008 12:28:40 PM

100 dollars to touch boobs. He's a freak. You can get handfuls of boobs for $10 at your local strip club. That's only $5 per hand. I don't know if you can buy by the foot. It's been a while. That's all I am going to say.


Hey, can you tell me which strip club you are talking about? I've got my suitcase packed and ready to travel to Yankee land. Bargain!


Don't tell my mom I posted this.


^^^^ This has to be the funniest thing I've ever read on the message boards and I have read some beauties!
 InSydney
Joined: 3/14/2007
Msg: 288 (view)
 
Just eat me already!
Posted: 8/25/2008 2:47:52 AM

PS - Hey Doc, I'm still waitin' for your reasoning as to what "problem" I have because I like them to look like women...anytime this week would be nice. Thx.


I'm not a doctor and you won't have to wait until next week for an answer. This is not about you having a "problem". It's about being open minded enough to want to satisfy your woman IF she chooses to shave off her pubes. You don't have to do it - nobody should force us to do anything against our will - but she doesn't have to like your choice either and can end the relationship if that's what she wants. Then she can go look for somebody who has a different view to you. That's the bottom line.
 InSydney
Joined: 3/14/2007
Msg: 55 (view)
 
Cucumbers and Vibrators and other such things
Posted: 8/23/2008 10:55:57 AM

Another product I would`nt bother trying to sell was the male pump..... whoever thought guys would be able to blow that part of themselves up to a larger size by putting a sleeve around it and... pumping, must have been drunk or dreaming. But apparently its one of the most commonly sold to short guys... I read that in the blurb that came with the catalogue book for sexpo...at acost of over $100 mostly.. cheaper to buy a vaccuum cleaner and get another service out of it!


I'm always looking for new and unique uses for my household appliances LOL! Now, what happens if it doesn't work? Do I still get to say "This vacuum cleaner sucks!"

You might be a wicked woman but I like the way your mind works
 InSydney
Joined: 3/14/2007
Msg: 7 (view)
 
How many loves do you get???
Posted: 8/23/2008 10:26:17 AM
I knew that sooner or later I'd find myself a gem......


I wonder sometimes if my first love was here now and we met for the first time if it would be the same. I am a vastly differnent woman now to then. As I would hope he would be.


Why do you say that? Did he have a sex change operation?
 InSydney
Joined: 3/14/2007
Msg: 10 (view)
 
Colin - Could we or Should we have done more to help ?
Posted: 8/23/2008 8:34:09 AM

Its nature..not everything survives.. How arrogant of so many to assume mere MAN knows how to do everything . How naieve to think you can.


If you see someone being electrocuted do you say to yourself "Hang on a minute, I don't have a university degree in Physics" or do you reach for the switch that turns off the power so that you can save that person's life? Who said you have to know everything about anything before you decide you can help out?


Collette was shark bait. Not nice to view it that way..Nature does. Man is the only animal which attempts to subvert the ways of nature.. Who do yo reckon's winning !!


Well, all I can say is this: When you're in retirement age and you find yourself in a nursing home then I hope somebody decides to "subvert the ways of nature" if they see you choking on some of your food and try to save your life.


We need to understand nature more before we interfere all the time.


We humans not only interfere with nature but we eat anything which we think tastes good with our favourite dressing. Please don't try to tell me otherwise. Helping out an animal or a human who needs help is not interfering - it's showing you care - just as you hope others will care about you if you were in the same situation.


Survival of the fittest is how animals maintain their ability to survive


If only life was as simple as one sentence put together to try to form some kind of immutable law of nature. What happens when a person becomes sick or loses their job? The welfare system intervenes so that s/he can get through a rough patch. Just because a whale gets bitten by a shark does not necessarily follow that the whale will die. Lots of whales get attacked and they still survive.

Let's just be honest with ourselves and admit that we took the option which was the least costly and required the least effort.
 InSydney
Joined: 3/14/2007
Msg: 3 (view)
 
How many loves do you get???
Posted: 8/22/2008 9:08:01 AM

How often have you been, madly, passionately in love?


Zero times. But some of my relationships have been quite memorable.

Messages this short reveal a lazy person's response!
 InSydney
Joined: 3/14/2007
Msg: 14 (view)
 
Do you have too many requirements for meeting someone new?
Posted: 8/21/2008 11:15:50 PM

What if we all threw our " list" away and just had fun with all of this as apposed to the pressure these list put on everyone and yourself ... I wonder what would happen ????????


What would happen? We would probably meet someone that we might find out later we could spend the rest of our lives with. But we won't find that out if we stubbornly stick to our "list". I've heard people say things like "we intentionally sabotage our relationships". I disagree. Some of the things we do appear to be destructive to others but we don't do this deliberately - we do them because we get some kind of comfort from them. We don't usually like doing something new because of a fear of the unknown. The mind has a tendency to be uncomfortable with the element of risk so we tend to continue to take the safer options.
 InSydney
Joined: 3/14/2007
Msg: 3 (view)
 
Colin - Could we or Should we have done more to help ?
Posted: 8/21/2008 10:49:07 PM

The question here is, should we have helped Colin or should we have let Mother Nature take its course as appears to be the case this morning?


If we want to be honest with ourselves then we should re-frame the question as follows:

Would more action have been taken if Colin wasn't a whale but instead was the Prime Minister of our country? People say things like "You can't compare animals to people of national importance". But what they don't do is give a legitimate reason why we should treat animals and humans differently. Is their argument based on issues of cost, practicality, religion, morality or what?

If we choose to not save a while on this occasion because it's "just too hard" then what will be our next lame excuse? Because we couldn't be bothered to get off our rectum?
 InSydney
Joined: 3/14/2007
Msg: 54 (view)
 
something to make you go hmmmmm
Posted: 8/21/2008 10:12:32 PM
Sure, there are lots of women who state that they are not interested in anyone who has contacted women for intimate encounters. But I'll tell you this much from personal experience, you'll be surprised how many of those women say one thing and do something completely different. But then again, so do men. Why should we expect women to behave differently to men? They have needs just like men do - they just go about satisfying those needs in a different way to men.
 InSydney
Joined: 3/14/2007
Msg: 8 (view)
 
Do you have too many requirements for meeting someone new?
Posted: 8/20/2008 10:03:35 AM

I am fussy and I admit it. However I know I would be miserable being with someone that doesn't meet some of my requirements. How do you feel about that and do you think it's stopping us from meeting our potential partner or should we continue to stick to our list?


What some people are not aware of is this: when they decided to pursue a person that they had relationship with - that decision was actually a compromise. You don't believe me? How many people here have had a relationship with a person who was perfect in every way? Did they look physically perfect? Was everything they ever said or did perfect? Did they ever argue with you? Did they ever upset you with something that they said? I could continue with other questions but I've made my point.

Is a compromise such a bad thing anyway? Would you have preferred that they didn't pursue a relationship with you UNTIL you were perfect? Or were you happy that they accepted and appreciated you for who you were - with all your imperfections?

Waiting for someone to come into our life who meets all our requirements is not only a bad idea but you could be making yourself the greatest disservice of your entire life. Why? Because you might just miss out on a chance to meet somebody that you can be contented with.
 InSydney
Joined: 3/14/2007
Msg: 19 (view)
 
Living in the Now?
Posted: 8/20/2008 9:41:14 AM

You honestly can't live in the now


If we don't live in the present then when do we live? Can somebody put their hand up if they have ever lived even for a nanosecond in the future? As far as the past is concerned, we also lived in the present before the moment of that present became the past.


But for a fraction of a millisecond everything is in the past look at the mirror the time the reflection took to get back to you is in the past, you can't say i'm looking at myself NOW because it is in the PAST


Our five senses communicates with our brain at the speed of light as soon as they see, hear, taste, touch or smell something. Yes, it's true that it takes a fraction of a second for the brain to be "notified" by the senses and that can't be avoided - the laws of nature prevail. But the brain can decide what it does with that information. It can continue to "dwell" on a particular sensation/event or it can focus on what action it will take now.

I think the point that people are making when they say "live in the moment" is to make people aware that they have a choice of what they can focus on. You can let your mind wander and reminisce on the past. Your mind can also spend time trying to imagine (or picture) what the future will be like. When you do either of those two things then you might just miss something significant that is happening to you right now.
 InSydney
Joined: 3/14/2007
Msg: 33 (view)
 
Cucumbers and Vibrators and other such things
Posted: 8/19/2008 6:09:36 AM
Just a curiosity thing - What do women think of men who use for example a rubber vagina for stimulation?

Disclaimer: Not that I would be seen dead with one LOL!
 InSydney
Joined: 3/14/2007
Msg: 80 (view)
 
why cant a friendly attractive chick find a man these days?
Posted: 8/19/2008 5:39:04 AM

why cant a friendly attractive chick find a man these days?


At the risk of stating the obvious (btw, stating the obvious is a skill I've perfected over a long period of time), while you may see yourself as a "friendly attractive chick" you have to take into account that humans are hard wired to be attracted to certain characteristics. Some of these characteristics are visual and others aren't. What you physically look like, how you smell, the things you say as well as the way you say them (for example, using body language), your core beliefs, even the emoticons you use on instant messaging applications all have an impact on whether you will appeal to another person or not.
 
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