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 Author Thread: should i even care
 CuriousDav56
Joined: 3/16/2007
Msg: 2 (view)
 
should i even care
Posted: 3/16/2013 2:58:25 PM
I don't know... maybe 50 whacks with an axe might calm things down.
 Uppity Mike
Joined: 3/16/2007
Msg: 2 (view)
 
Winnipeg Stag - Need Your Help !!!
Posted: 8/14/2012 9:46:09 PM
Go see The Hangover...take it from there...except....DON'T bring the groom back...lol
 Uppity Mike
Joined: 3/16/2007
Msg: 17 (view)
 
Dishonest peopleā€¦
Posted: 7/24/2012 9:07:44 PM
These forums are totally fecked....why do I come back here every few months?guess I'm just missing the good old days... I remember the times when guys talked about cats... and the women talked about putting a leash on the dogs.
 Uppity Mike
Joined: 3/16/2007
Msg: 4 (view)
 
Viewed-Me Is now a paid feature?
Posted: 3/14/2012 10:21:55 PM
Me thinks its getting ripe for sale...

No?
 Uppity Mike
Joined: 3/16/2007
Msg: 3 (view)
 
Viewed-Me Is now a paid feature?
Posted: 3/14/2012 10:16:04 PM
make em rich....just put the credit card up...

Thats what its ALL about...

Did you ever think this site was "FREE"?
 Uppity Mike
Joined: 3/16/2007
Msg: 4 (view)
 
The viewed me option on the website
Posted: 3/13/2012 1:55:13 AM
You're free to go the treditional way and meet ppl ...or start up your own site...

Plenty of freaks

Plenty of fatties

Plenty of feck ups

Plenty of felonies

I'm guessing though... he has Penty of registered.
 Uppity Mike
Joined: 3/16/2007
Msg: 2 (view)
 
time zone.
Posted: 3/12/2012 10:21:36 PM
Ha ha ha ... start paying for the "free" site...
 Uppity Mike
Joined: 3/16/2007
Msg: 17 (view)
 
question about when it's time to leave
Posted: 1/30/2012 10:23:09 PM
Could be some of us Old Fish come back here looking for the laughs we had when THEY let us run wild with our posts...

I keep coming back here to see if there is anything FUN to peruse, but only read of whines and bashing... Give me the old days...I always had a laugh
 Uppity Mike
Joined: 3/16/2007
Msg: 11 (view)
 
dating people who cant have kids?
Posted: 8/30/2011 7:21:14 PM
Hey... I can still try tho...
 Uppity Mike
Joined: 3/16/2007
Msg: 9 (view)
 
dating people who cant have kids?
Posted: 8/27/2011 4:21:56 PM
I would date someone who couldn't have kids... unless it was court ordered...
 Uppity Mike
Joined: 3/16/2007
Msg: 35 (view)
 
question for Canadian lawyers
Posted: 8/27/2011 4:12:21 PM
I'm sure its like asking a mechanic to lend you his wrench so you can change your own oil here...
 Uppity Mike
Joined: 3/16/2007
Msg: 10 (view)
 
Self checkout at Safeway, you Pro or Con?
Posted: 8/27/2011 12:46:31 AM
Ive been self checking out of there for 40 years...whats the big deal?... Its much cheaper!
 Uppity Mike
Joined: 3/16/2007
Msg: 11 (view)
 
Scrooges - Unite ......... !
Posted: 12/25/2009 2:21:04 PM
this year I gave them a couple hundred pairs of gloves, 50 toques and 150 pairs of socks.


Hydro will go up now
 Uppity Mike
Joined: 3/16/2007
Msg: 14 (view)
 
10 cm
Posted: 12/25/2009 7:35:45 AM
Just waiting for the contracters to come shovel out my 3000/ft driveway....
 Uppity Mike
Joined: 3/16/2007
Msg: 12 (view)
 
10 cm
Posted: 12/24/2009 9:26:40 AM
Bring it on!!!!

Sled is ready to go. I'm not going to sit by idlely watching winter go by....

complaining.

Its beginning to look alot like Christmas.
 Uppity Mike
Joined: 3/16/2007
Msg: 6 (view)
 
Is he spamming?
Posted: 11/18/2009 6:56:25 PM
Got the same email....

Wasn't about to give mine up.

Oh....wait a minute....
 Uppity Mike
Joined: 3/16/2007
Msg: 15 (view)
 
legal query
Posted: 11/18/2009 6:53:22 PM
Finally.....

A good cat fight.

And a 3 way too!
 Uppity Mike
Joined: 3/16/2007
Msg: 18 (view)
 
Hoarders...feedback please
Posted: 10/25/2009 10:06:35 AM
The only thing I'm able to collect these days is filth.....

And not the internet or magazine varity...

Time to get out the vacuum cleaner.
 Uppity Mike
Joined: 3/16/2007
Msg: 9 (view)
 
Hoarders...feedback please
Posted: 10/23/2009 3:52:42 PM
Hmmm..... should get myself panelled.
 Uppity Mike
Joined: 3/16/2007
Msg: 8 (view)
 
10 cm
Posted: 10/12/2009 2:02:44 PM
Unless you're missing an arm......

Hard to shovel the rest of the winter with one arm.
 Uppity Mike
Joined: 3/16/2007
Msg: 5 (view)
 
10 cm
Posted: 10/11/2009 11:50:55 PM
Time to tune up the sled...

Yippee!!!!!
 Uppity Mike
Joined: 3/16/2007
Msg: 7 (view)
 
when is it racism ?
Posted: 9/1/2009 4:27:35 PM
<<< makes note of wearing bikinis in Muslim countries....

Dubai is off my bucket list.

Thanks ppl.

Checking the brochures for the French Riviera...

I'm told the women there can only afford 1/2 a bikini
 Uppity Mike
Joined: 3/16/2007
Msg: 15 (view)
 
The Funny Things You See On The Way To Work .....!
Posted: 9/1/2009 4:12:38 PM
"Shut up and drive"..........Rihanna

Ok, so you'd get lost.....

Find a guy who can still see.

That or it might be 1/2 the fun.
 Uppity Mike
Joined: 3/16/2007
Msg: 2 (view)
 
how it feels when you finally get rid of old baggage
Posted: 8/19/2009 11:25:58 PM
Ask the Bombers on the last day of regular season.
 Uppity Mike
Joined: 3/16/2007
Msg: 4 (view)
 
The Funny Things You See On The Way To Work .....!
Posted: 8/19/2009 11:24:08 PM
I see a red headed chick driving a small Chevy north on Henderson Hwy every morning...

Asking people at the bus stops for directions downtown.
 Uppity Mike
Joined: 3/16/2007
Msg: 9 (view)
 
What are you listening to while you post?
Posted: 8/17/2009 11:04:17 AM
I can't stand the rain.......Tina Turner
 Uppity Mike
Joined: 3/16/2007
Msg: 11 (view)
 
snake problem in vita?
Posted: 7/11/2009 10:52:23 AM
actually right now with the weather here....

Its more like a 4 inch water snake.

Very harmless.
 Uppity Mike
Joined: 3/16/2007
Msg: 10 (view)
 
snake problem in vita?
Posted: 7/10/2009 5:22:22 PM
My nieghbours only worry about a 6 inch Whopper getting loose.
 Uppity Mike
Joined: 3/16/2007
Msg: 93 (view)
 
Favorite Quotes......
Posted: 6/24/2009 11:53:26 AM
Women, when you're dating them they're nibblin' your ear.....

When you marry them?????.......


Well they're still in your ear.


Smokey Da Bear.
 Uppity Mike
Joined: 3/16/2007
Msg: 14 (view)
 
Hockey Playoffs 2009 - Predictions, Comments Wanted Here
Posted: 6/15/2009 10:03:31 PM
How bout them Bombers....
^^^^ drives a Dodge Ram^^^
Needs the look for a new set of wheels obviously....

Please don't hold it against me.
 Uppity Mike
Joined: 3/16/2007
Msg: 5 (view)
 
Happy Pill
Posted: 5/16/2009 1:04:52 PM
What's my happy pill?
.... beer ...
 Uppity Mike
Joined: 3/16/2007
Msg: 38 (view)
 
Tattoo's and Peircing's on guys and gals
Posted: 5/8/2009 5:43:32 PM
I'm having a difficult time retaining things in the holes that God gave me...

Like I need more........shesh!!!!!
 Uppity Mike
Joined: 3/16/2007
Msg: 22 (view)
 
why not set the legal alchol limit at 0 % ?
Posted: 4/30/2009 3:28:23 PM
I'm thinking that from past posts.....

the sword has not yet been removed.
 Uppity Mike
Joined: 3/16/2007
Msg: 20 (view)
 
why not set the legal alchol limit at 0 % ?
Posted: 4/30/2009 1:51:59 PM
Got to get these two to a get together.....

Been a while since us old timers seen a sword fight.
 Uppity Mike
Joined: 3/16/2007
Msg: 52 (view)
 
Manitoba flood to be 2nd worst in 100 years
Posted: 4/16/2009 4:12:34 PM
Anyone else notice that since they closed the brewerys that the river is so much higher in spring?

Im corelating my data and bringing it to Doer.

Divert all the food water through a Coor's Light Brewery.
 Uppity Mike
Joined: 3/16/2007
Msg: 51 (view)
 
Manitoba flood to be 2nd worst in 100 years
Posted: 4/16/2009 4:06:38 PM
Maybe we should just get rid of all the bridges....

They're causing most of the ice jams.

Hey.....how about reverse the flow of the Red.....

And flood New Orleans again.

Naw....Obama would never allow it.
 Uppity Mike
Joined: 3/16/2007
Msg: 46 (view)
 
2009 Manitoba flood forecast
Posted: 4/15/2009 5:44:20 PM
to break the ice up, ON, the RED RIVER, so that the ice, and water can move quicker up the RED RIVER ,


Why would we want the ice to move back "UP" the Red?

Mississippi and Red connected?

One flows north the other south....

Defies the law of gravity...

Thanks for the geography lesson tho...

*disclaimer*....

I have absolutely no nautical skills.
 Uppity Mike
Joined: 3/16/2007
Msg: 7 (view)
 
2009 Manitoba flood forecast
Posted: 3/15/2009 5:10:39 PM
Hmmmmmm...

I might have to buy a boat.

I will need 2 blondes....2 brunettes....

And a redhead......ladies only

Sorry Juan.
 Uppity Mike
Joined: 3/16/2007
Msg: 52 (view)
 
Where's your hot spot???
Posted: 2/20/2009 6:58:31 PM
Shesh....you can get that locally....well not the broad shoulders.....

*mental note* price out creamy milk chocolate, very large fondue.
 Uppity Mike
Joined: 3/16/2007
Msg: 50 (view)
 
Where's your hot spot???
Posted: 2/20/2009 6:35:27 PM

he would be smooth, creamy, chocolately brown with broad shoulders........


Ahhh....you still believe in the Easter Bunny huh?
 Uppity Mike
Joined: 3/16/2007
Msg: 48 (view)
 
Where's your hot spot???
Posted: 2/20/2009 6:05:34 PM

And rumour has it that there will be the perfect man in Jamaica......


Did you take enough batteries?
 Uppity Mike
Joined: 3/16/2007
Msg: 34 (view)
 
Fill In The Blank ........
Posted: 2/20/2009 5:57:20 PM
^^^^paddling lessons in a leaky canoe when I was 13.

The best way to reduce pollution is_________
 Uppity Mike
Joined: 3/16/2007
Msg: 32 (view)
 
Fill In The Blank ........
Posted: 2/20/2009 5:41:54 PM
^^^ had to beat the guy off with two hands.


At their last pajama party together, while discussing their hot spots, Sally0 and Witty decided to_________
 Uppity Mike
Joined: 3/16/2007
Msg: 24 (view)
 
Fill In The Blank ........
Posted: 2/14/2009 6:57:43 PM
^^^^ my 3rd nipple.

Women with a 3rd nipple make me_________
 Uppity Mike
Joined: 3/16/2007
Msg: 136 (view)
 
GOD, i must be getting old...
Posted: 2/12/2009 4:00:56 PM
The Forest Rangers??????

"X-N-Y-5-5-6...A for Apple... Come in Charley"

"Chip....he must be in the eggbeater...Go get Joe Two Rivers. He'll find him....."


Do not ask me how I can remember that!!!!!
 Uppity Mike
Joined: 3/16/2007
Msg: 13 (view)
 
Ice ..... Ice ...... Baby ........
Posted: 2/11/2009 7:23:08 AM
I just wear an old pair of golf shoes...
 Uppity Mike
Joined: 3/16/2007
Msg: 18 (view)
 
Fill In The Blank ........
Posted: 2/10/2009 6:49:48 PM
^^^^ I decided to wear a pair of Depends.

Looking forward to summer because_______
 Uppity Mike
Joined: 3/16/2007
Msg: 10 (view)
 
Fill In The Blank ........
Posted: 2/8/2009 4:11:05 PM
waking up, having a hangover, no memory, and pictures of the Chip and Dale dancers with my sheets as a back drop.

The best fun I had was at___________
 Uppity Mike
Joined: 3/16/2007
Msg: 9 (view)
 
Fill In The Blank ........
Posted: 2/8/2009 12:31:32 PM
I am usually quite good with sticky tape ____________

keeping my abnormally erect nipples from showing through my tight spandex t-shirts.

Winters keep me busy______
 Uppity Mike
Joined: 3/16/2007
Msg: 8 (view)
 
Fill In The Blank ........
Posted: 2/8/2009 12:24:13 PM
The only thing worse than a bad hair day is ____________________

...is spending $200 at the salon before a hot date and getting lost leaving the parking lot.

The best thing about being unemployed is__________
 
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