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 Author Thread: whats your best pick up line?
 Hapkiddo
Joined: 3/10/2012
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whats your best pick up line?
Posted: 4/5/2012 5:31:29 PM
In front of some friends, I went up up a Lady (I knew her from a class we had in common) and asked her to marry me.
Unfortunately (for me) she said "OK!" I got out of it be saying that we'd have to date first.
 Hapkiddo
Joined: 3/10/2012
Msg: 103 (view)
 
whats your best pick up line?
Posted: 4/5/2012 5:27:06 PM
B I T C__H = Babe In Total Control of Herself.
 Hapkiddo
Joined: 3/10/2012
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Porn as sex education
Posted: 4/4/2012 1:43:46 AM
Well, the Lady who got my cherry said that she didn't have to teach me much, and asked where I'd learnt it all. I told her "From watching porn." Later (in time) we watched more porn together. Great fun.
But that was me.
 Hapkiddo
Joined: 3/10/2012
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Would you care to share.......your DNA?
Posted: 3/30/2012 5:21:24 PM
The various preceding Govts and agencies have already FAILED to have everyone finger-printed for the info to be held in a central register (accessible by ALL Govt Law & Social Security departments). So, now they are considering the next generation of data - your DNA - for the same reasons.
I reckon that most law-abiding citizens won't care a bit, and that most criminals WILL mind. Should ALL law-breakers and criminals be compulsorily finger-printed AND surrender a DNA sample? I reckon yes.
The rub here is:
A. what is the definition of a law-breaker? Someone who fare-evades? Someone who swears in Public?
B. Who watches the people in-charge of the data-base? Could not THEY could be 'persuaded' to tamper with the data?
Scarey thoughts.
 Hapkiddo
Joined: 3/10/2012
Msg: 28 (view)
 
Wild and crazy travel stories
Posted: 3/24/2012 4:58:06 PM
I was living in North Queensland (Australia) and I invited a girl I knew, to come up over the Christmas break. The plan was to tour the Atherton Tableland in my 4WD and camp in remote places (mostly - we also motelled it occasionally). So we saw a lot of rainforest, rivers & creeks, sea & sand, coral & fish, sun, sky & stars. Almost everything we did was the first time for her. We met tourists and locals. She was the Belle of the NY-Eve party in a local pub.
It was a fantastic month, and she was really reluctant to return home. The only downer was that she never shaved her underarms.
 Hapkiddo
Joined: 3/10/2012
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Imagine if men had breasts
Posted: 3/21/2012 12:33:50 AM
then there'd be a LOT of Narcissists out there.
 Hapkiddo
Joined: 3/10/2012
Msg: 30 (view)
 
Women asking Men out
Posted: 3/21/2012 12:32:32 AM
CuddlyCanuk, it is reassuring to know that you are too shy to ask a guy out. As a youth, I was terrified about asking a girl out on a date.
 Hapkiddo
Joined: 3/10/2012
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Women asking Men out
Posted: 3/21/2012 12:29:52 AM
If you DO have to pay - it is not worth continuing the association. A gentleman will automatically offer you pick-up your bill.
(ask me how I know this)
 Hapkiddo
Joined: 3/10/2012
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thinking of going to australia for the winter...need advice
Posted: 3/17/2012 7:13:30 PM
Hey Snowbored27. Barra is a very over-rated fish. Now a Mangrove Jack is another matter. Stay north of the Tropic if Capricorn and you can't go wrong with work, fishing and 4WD'ing.
 Hapkiddo
Joined: 3/10/2012
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Is this the norm for dating sites?
Posted: 3/17/2012 5:47:22 PM
Ishtar, have you tried turning the tables on the phone-number-throwers? Reply with only YOUR phone number and wait to see what happens.
Unfortunately, like prospectors, a lot of dirt and rocks have to be sorted before you find a nugget that you want to keep.
And yes - the forums are fun.
 Hapkiddo
Joined: 3/10/2012
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collecting movies
Posted: 3/17/2012 5:42:26 PM
It is called "The Silver Brumby". It was also put-out as a cartoon-series (with only one human character IIRC).
 Hapkiddo
Joined: 3/10/2012
Msg: 25 (view)
 
What really makes a date or any time spent with a partner truly special for you?
Posted: 3/17/2012 5:37:57 PM
when you think that you've been together for an hour (or less) but (Holy smoke) is that really the sun rising??
 Hapkiddo
Joined: 3/10/2012
Msg: 30 (view)
 
Vibrators....
Posted: 3/17/2012 5:32:53 PM
I knew a lady who owned 3 (pink flexible & bumpy, rigid gold plated, and large & black with a squirter bulb). They served to extend a session, increase her score (double figures, once), but for me they ended the same. One shot and I was finished.
 Hapkiddo
Joined: 3/10/2012
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Singles Night
Posted: 3/17/2012 5:19:44 PM
So - how did it go?
 Hapkiddo
Joined: 3/10/2012
Msg: 30 (view)
 
What is the first physical thing you look for in a partner?
Posted: 3/17/2012 5:07:38 PM
In this order:
gender, then
face, then
figure.
After that, it is, are we able to hold a sociable conversation? Then, can I make her laugh?
 Hapkiddo
Joined: 3/10/2012
Msg: 19 (view)
 
Gender-bending...girls doing boystuff and boys doing girlstuff
Posted: 3/14/2012 1:29:10 AM
I'm cool with cleaning the dunny and/or the shower recess, doing the laundry & ironing, cooking. It (and many other chores) is all called house-keeping. It is to be done by whoever lives in the house (irrespective of their sexual persuasion, if any).
 Hapkiddo
Joined: 3/10/2012
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Singles Night
Posted: 3/14/2012 1:22:01 AM
The Kirwan Tavern? What a top spot. Unfortunately, I am over 2000km from it.
Have you ever been up on the cliffs near the TV towers to watch the sun set? It goes well with a shared mud crab & a good white wine.
 Hapkiddo
Joined: 3/10/2012
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No response!?!
Posted: 3/14/2012 1:05:56 AM
G'Day Mimco88. It is just plain bad manners. You may be better-off without further contact from them. It sounds like the problem is NOT from your side of the fence.
"Better love next time, Baby" (Dr. Hook song)
 Hapkiddo
Joined: 3/10/2012
Msg: 33 (view)
 
too many men!! or is it just me!
Posted: 3/14/2012 12:58:30 AM
Remember the Dr. Hook song "Girls can get it".
or - it is easier for a Zebra to meet a lion, than for a lion to meet a zebra.
 Hapkiddo
Joined: 3/10/2012
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Is this the norm for dating sites?
Posted: 3/14/2012 12:56:12 AM
G'Day Ishtar. I guess that people (of all persuasions) find that fishing with a net yields more 'fish' to sort, hence there is a greater probability of finding one good enough to keep.
Keep fishing, and may your luck change (for the better) soon.
 Hapkiddo
Joined: 3/10/2012
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Dating an ex girlfriends best friend....
Posted: 3/14/2012 12:32:10 AM
In legal terms, 7 years is legally dead, isn't it?
Go, man, go!!
 
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