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 nottinghamfellow
Joined: 4/5/2012
Msg: 35 (view)
 
Long schlong
Posted: 1/8/2018 6:16:41 AM
If i may quote from the other cinderella, more than a mouthful is wasted

i find that mainly blokes with big knobs like to take it up the gary and one has to work really hard to help them achieve the ultimate crisis in any conventional way,

They are good to look at but not much else
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still as someone once said you could always stick it in your ear and go as a petrol pump
 nottinghamfellow
Joined: 4/5/2012
Msg: 17 (view)
 
Over the counter Viagra
Posted: 1/8/2018 6:07:32 AM
Hi Jv

just popped on tthe other and today to take a look

the anti socialists are out in force these days... i blame Trump...

On topic

in wales a pal has been flatly refused erectile dysfunction meds due to his age at 72
so at least it will be good for the welsh blokes...

Happy new year everyone xx
 nottinghamfellow
Joined: 4/5/2012
Msg: 15 (view)
 
Over the counter Viagra
Posted: 1/8/2018 5:39:21 AM
I have sudenafil on prescription but it is imited to four a month here.

if you have this too and only require the 50mg pills ask the doc for the 100mg ones and cut them in half☺

I am glad they will be selling them over the counter...

Btw my doc did say the worst side effect is a permanent erection which would have to be drained at hospital... of blood that is ...
 nottinghamfellow
Joined: 4/5/2012
Msg: 49 (view)
 
unpaid trial shifts - exploitation or not?
Posted: 12/28/2017 8:39:56 AM
I think it is exploitation
The people who work should be paid full stop.

As for posting what you feel like without criticism:

Get over yourself!
 nottinghamfellow
Joined: 4/5/2012
Msg: 25 (view)
 
Would your politics affect your shopping choices.
Posted: 12/28/2017 8:34:29 AM
I alter certain purchases due to politics and actions of governments of country of origin.

i think nationalism per se akin to tribulism .

i buy locally produced stuff whenever i can because of the carbon footprint, so when in scotland, scottish stuff etc.

Not because i am so up my own arse like some on here
 nottinghamfellow
Joined: 4/5/2012
Msg: 16 (view)
 
Me too
Posted: 12/28/2017 8:25:05 AM
I for one do not approve of trial by media.

i prefer the innocent until proven guilty approach to crime
 nottinghamfellow
Joined: 4/5/2012
Msg: 17 (view)
 
Profile appreciation
Posted: 12/28/2017 8:16:05 AM
Guessing you are a frustrated and in the closet.

You know what to do with the ky .....
 nottinghamfellow
Joined: 4/5/2012
Msg: 463 (view)
 
Vote deleted please...
Posted: 12/28/2017 7:28:12 AM
It certajnly is!

Happy new year to one and all
 nottinghamfellow
Joined: 4/5/2012
Msg: 6 (view)
 
Hey guys...
Posted: 5/2/2017 10:13:57 AM
I agree with Roxy too.

I have sat on my arse for too long and nothing happened, there is no god or fairy god mother, its a case of get out there young man!
 nottinghamfellow
Joined: 4/5/2012
Msg: 13 (view)
 
Is there some kind of unwritten etiquette?
Posted: 5/2/2017 10:06:52 AM
it looks fine to me, I don't mind the one with your mate, and the two fingered job...

pfnarr pfnarr...

I think it shows that you have a life and are not totally desperate, I know I am not a woman, but I like blokes...but please don't touch up your face photos.....
 nottinghamfellow
Joined: 4/5/2012
Msg: 93 (view)
 
Gone are the days...when women were women
Posted: 4/10/2017 11:43:03 AM
Did someone mention sucin di/ck?
 nottinghamfellow
Joined: 4/5/2012
Msg: 17 (view)
 
It's the wee pleasures that make life worth livin innit?
Posted: 4/10/2017 11:34:59 AM
A small pleasure of mine is looking at the forum without contributing....
 nottinghamfellow
Joined: 4/5/2012
Msg: 18 (view)
 
Typically British
Posted: 12/14/2016 12:15:49 PM
I do find myself doing things which I think are typical of folk who live in Britain, but this has made me think about the whole concept.

Notwithstanding that an Asian female customer told a colleague that "he is what we call a true English gentleman, good manners and kind"

To show off, she was talking about me. 8-

But then I thought, is it for us to believe what is typically anything but for those who are observing it.....
 nottinghamfellow
Joined: 4/5/2012
Msg: 5 (view)
 
back again?
Posted: 12/14/2016 11:54:44 AM
I never look at ladies profiles, but I too think that it just is a nicer version of "NEXT!" and that they have not found what they are looking for...

Don't put me off at all.....
 Nottinghamfellow
Joined: 4/5/2012
Msg: 17 (view)
 
Old Forumites
Posted: 11/14/2016 4:37:41 PM
Ace! And yes I do remember the Albert poems and have them saved too, my colleagues loved than. Happy memories indeed x
 nottinghamfellow
Joined: 4/5/2012
Msg: 6 (view)
 
Harder being a single man, than a single lady?
Posted: 11/14/2016 10:28:39 AM
And they have a Beyoncé song too!

All the single ladies, all the single ladies tra la laa.

Wonky, I will not write to you, but wouldn't mind seeing your tits after no messages at all, you lucky biatch!

Somehow, I don't think that will make you feel better..
 nottinghamfellow
Joined: 4/5/2012
Msg: 14 (view)
 
Old Forumites
Posted: 11/14/2016 10:21:16 AM
How lovely it is to see y'all.

I didn't recognise the poet, but still have a copied/pasted version of his little blue pill poem and another which escapes me for the moment.

Glad JoVan is still lurking, and I have recently seen some contributions by some other old favs, such as the Glasgow chap, Daver Bunny and billy bonds (though Billy I fear for your health with the obsession of the gold and fiats etc... I never would by a fiat as I have been told they rust too easily). and many others.

Bunny is your cat still with us eating curry?

I just cannot remember folks names that easily and fear the oldtimers may be arriving to take me....

Oh and well done you Tartan, snogging someone you have never met is high on my pastimes...

I saw a chap in Eastwood the other day, I was driving my car and recognised him as someone who had looked at me on here.... He is looking for a woman, so why look at me? heigh ho... (although I realise folk do look at the profiles of other forumites)

I am strangely allowed to start threads now though having been banned over a matter regarding strap ons but that is another story.....
 Nottinghamfellow
Joined: 4/5/2012
Msg: 35 (view)
 
Cycllist on the road
Posted: 11/13/2016 5:29:32 PM
Are you referring to the two in ten rule? Very established forumites have secret powers bestowed upon them by the ancient ones. . I myself am privvy to the spells. Only those who pay road tax, general tax, council tax AND a ride a bicycle
 Nottinghamfellow
Joined: 4/5/2012
Msg: 8 (view)
 
My pof account
Posted: 11/13/2016 4:34:50 PM
Yes we have re read your profile, have you read any of the consistant advice given and acted upon it? The head line to your profile is cra p. It is off putting. Negative. Noone wants to meet a negative person. I wish you well for a happy future.
 nottinghamfellow
Joined: 4/5/2012
Msg: 11 (view)
 
My pof account
Posted: 11/7/2016 12:49:06 PM
For goodness sake, get rid of the "bendy" photo, its too close and scary, and that blow job one....

The profile looks better each time.

You say no pets but then have a photo with a lovely dog, if not yours put a caption under the photo, such as 'not my dog, but I love them, do you have one?' That could lead (if you will excuse the pun) to going for a walk in the park with a girl and her dog.

If the dog likes you, that will give you a better chance.

For fuc k sake get rid of the negative headline.

Sell yourself.

If some fake woman applies then you can get rid, but it looks like you have baggage, and folk don't like negative baggage, even at my age.

That sentence about family scares me too. Get rid. Some folk want to get to know you. Your family come second to that.

They know they will be judged by your family, and who wants that until they are sure of wanting you in their lives. Walk first, don't run....

You have to show why you are different from the other chaps on here and why someone you like should take an interest.

Finally, don't look/appear desperate. Desperation is a killer to any relationship.

Good luck...

PS. don't forget the spell checking facility on the computer. You can compose your profile/amendments as a document, check the spelling and then copy and paste to this page.
 Nottinghamfellow
Joined: 4/5/2012
Msg: 1 (view)
 
Old Forumites
Posted: 11/4/2016 5:12:04 AM
I have had a spell away from the site and have popped back to see what's what. I remember my first post and all the entertaining forumites. Does anyone have happy memories/anecdotes and have the forums/fora been a success to romance?
 Nottinghamfellow
Joined: 4/5/2012
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Cycllist on the road
Posted: 11/3/2016 4:44:24 PM
Welcome to the Hostess show. . . Yes the cyclists should be on the road not the F ucking pavement. Everyone should drive with due care and attention tax payer or not. Get over it . If you are so concerned set up a safety action group and lobby to get cycle lanes in your/that area. You may even get a partner to boot! You ask for thoughts and then go off on one. Why? Are the key words 'middle aged men'? And what are all these middle aged men doing with children on bikes?
 Nottinghamfellow
Joined: 4/5/2012
Msg: 9 (view)
 
I've got a stinker!
Posted: 11/3/2016 12:22:49 PM
I find everyones stinks at certain times. Hygiene is not just for Christmas.
 Nottinghamfellow
Joined: 4/5/2012
Msg: 8 (view)
 
I've got a stinker!
Posted: 11/3/2016 12:22:41 PM
I find everyones stinks at certain times. Hygiene is not just for Christmas.
 Nottinghamfellow
Joined: 4/5/2012
Msg: 6 (view)
 
Cycllist on the road
Posted: 11/3/2016 11:48:42 AM
O P My thoughts are spit on your hands and take a fresh grip, you are turning into an old get. Have a cadbury s caramel and chill out a bit! Loads of cycle owners have tax paid on other vehicles. I have a ladies bike with a basket on the front. I haven t use it in thirty years, but I have one. Also those arses look good in Lycra but although muscular they are still pimpley and sweaty once they are peeled/ripped off by hand or teeth. . I am a baby boomer and resemble that remark! If you need investment advise may i point you in the direction of Mr Bonds, forum contributor of this parish . . I agree with him. . v v v people in a social situation will agree to keep the peace, that's why i choose to be a keyboard warrior.
 Nottinghamfellow
Joined: 4/5/2012
Msg: 14 (view)
 
My pof account
Posted: 11/2/2016 11:38:36 AM
Dont be negative. You start your whole profile with a negative. It is a turn off. Only genuine ladies. I think it says. As opposed to what? Dirty slu ts and transvestites?! The main photo to me is dreadful. It looks like a private photo that should accompany some sentence about co ck sucking at best or worst that you look down on folk. If you can space out your paragraphs that would be easier on the eye but i do realise that is not always possible on every devise. like mine. . . I agree a couple of relaxed smile on photos and some narrative about the type of woman you want to meet. No lol as it makes you look nervous to me
 Nottinghamfellow
Joined: 4/5/2012
Msg: 90 (view)
 
How do you reply to 'you are sexy'
Posted: 10/10/2016 3:57:26 AM
I normally engage them in filthy talk, saying what i would like to do to them in a sexual manner. They either run or toss themselves off and voila, never hear from them again. . . Ps. . No photo this time round then Colin
 Nottinghamfellow
Joined: 4/5/2012
Msg: 4 (view)
 
Profile and Pictures
Posted: 10/10/2016 3:05:56 AM
I'm in! . . I think it is delightful, now approach someone nice and the world is yours. Good luck
 Nottinghamfellow
Joined: 4/5/2012
Msg: 10 (view)
 
Favorites...?
Posted: 10/10/2016 2:53:22 AM
Well I have just looked at it for the very first time and it is empty . . . So whatever the reasons, think yourself lucky! To an aside, I dont think it's bad to be challenged now and again otherwise one can become rather set in ones ways, or even look a fool
 nottinghamfellow
Joined: 4/5/2012
Msg: 8 (view)
 
A poll on respect
Posted: 11/16/2015 11:52:18 AM
I am with Just Another Chap and Miss Moonlight.

This chap isn't for you, and whilst some fellows like being chased (usually ones who are either egocentric or have ziltch confidence), I too think that its not worth the energy.

For future encounters ask simple questions such as how do you feel about leaving POF?

Some people just go on to use the Forums of course!
 nottinghamfellow
Joined: 4/5/2012
Msg: 44 (view)
 
Muscly women.?
Posted: 10/10/2015 1:50:13 PM
I do like guys and I find the muscle mary version of men a bigger turn off than the woman at all.

I think exaggerated muscles on anyone look vile, just like those who are just skin and bones.... not nice on anyone....
 nottinghamfellow
Joined: 4/5/2012
Msg: 16 (view)
 
self entitlement
Posted: 10/10/2015 1:41:49 PM
I think all of that should be sorted out before you meet.

Some may think it vulgar to speak of money and in some conversations it is, but practicality should prevail.

If the invite is worded, "May I take you out to dinner", then I would figure that the other person was intending to pay.
"Shall we meet for dinner" would be pay for your own etc.

We are grown ups, sort it out before you meet.
 nottinghamfellow
Joined: 4/5/2012
Msg: 1 (view)
 
Man in a frock
Posted: 9/5/2015 11:56:49 AM
As we all know, women are allowed by western society to wear most of mens apparel, yet many men like to wear "ladies" clothes.

I have noticed around Nottingham young men wearing what look like leggings with long yet tight T-Shirts which in turn look almost like mini skirts.

Is this trend a cross over to merge the borders between the genders. Do any of our younger contributors wear this garb or have friends colleagues that do?

What does the team think?
 nottinghamfellow
Joined: 4/5/2012
Msg: 3 (view)
 
And the next craze is.....
Posted: 8/14/2015 10:41:47 AM
Tell her to forward them on to me!

I will sort them out...
 nottinghamfellow
Joined: 4/5/2012
Msg: 4 (view)
 
Anyone else standing at their front door in their nightie..
Posted: 8/14/2015 10:41:01 AM
Well I was out till 5 am and not once did I see one of the critters.

I have seen them before when in the countryside, (as I was on Tuesday) so at least I know they exist!
 nottinghamfellow
Joined: 4/5/2012
Msg: 9 (view)
 
Lied about location
Posted: 8/3/2015 2:55:48 PM
What I am concerned about it that I recognise the OP as having started similar threads.

Young man, perhaps internet dating is not for you, you seem to have had more than your fair share of upset...
 nottinghamfellow
Joined: 4/5/2012
Msg: 38 (view)
 
Contraception
Posted: 7/20/2015 10:15:56 AM
Just on the condom front. I too have had two burst on me (not in me I hasten to add) and each time both of us felt this strange clunk like feeling..

I am more than efficient on putting them on and using lube etc, but think it is one of those things.

I think it is good that parents help their kids in the above mentioned way, but also sad that they have to. I didnt have (penetrative) sex until I was 29 and think that 16 is far to young. As for heavy petting (as it used to be called) well I love that still to this day!
 nottinghamfellow
Joined: 4/5/2012
Msg: 9 (view)
 
Girls-if he looks like a male model, use google images!!
Posted: 7/20/2015 10:07:54 AM
Girls - if he looks like a male model, send him my way...
 nottinghamfellow
Joined: 4/5/2012
Msg: 7 (view)
 
when their friends got in the way
Posted: 7/20/2015 10:06:31 AM
Perhaps her mates didnt think you were good enough for their drunken friend.

Do you really want to date someone who kisses without being formally introduced anyway?

And what about Gold?
 nottinghamfellow
Joined: 4/5/2012
Msg: 18 (view)
 
honey trapping, opinion needed
Posted: 7/20/2015 10:02:59 AM
I have to agree, one should have a certain amount of trust. All this getting pals to try and trap someone is awful.

Even the home office have said the police, well in relation to cottaging, are no longer to be agent provacteurs (cant spell wont spell, even your actual french). All this pretty boy entrapment is over, and so it should be for pretty girl entrapment too.

Good Grief if you start a relationship in this manner then the "partner" finds out, as they will, what will that partner think?

Typing as a private person I would think someone who did this was a low down piece of scum and would kick them into touch as soon as I heard.....
 nottinghamfellow
Joined: 4/5/2012
Msg: 3 (view)
 
POF Member
Posted: 7/20/2015 9:47:49 AM
Which bit are we supposed to be discussing?
 nottinghamfellow
Joined: 4/5/2012
Msg: 2 (view)
 
POF Member
Posted: 7/17/2015 11:54:16 AM
As this is a forum, which part of this do you want us to discuss?
 Nottinghamfellow
Joined: 4/5/2012
Msg: 12 (view)
 
Should we name and shame the Catfishes on here??
Posted: 7/10/2015 2:36:28 PM
Is anyone else having problems with using this site on their mobile telephone? I don't have an android and frankly fined this new system unfair to those who don't have android
 NOTTINGHAMFELLOW
Joined: 4/5/2012
Msg: 264 (view)
 
Post op transsexuals.
Posted: 7/4/2015 1:08:21 PM
They are what you call straight.
 Nottinghamfellow
Joined: 4/5/2012
Msg: 12 (view)
 
Strange first meeting
Posted: 7/1/2015 2:57:01 AM
Mindful that the o p has now left the site, could someone please translate Colons comment.
 Nottinghamfellow
Joined: 4/5/2012
Msg: 22 (view)
 
How important are interpersonal relationships in an office environment?
Posted: 6/17/2015 5:11:26 PM
I have worked for a bank for thirty seven years, both in small branches and large administration offices, and you know I agree with the bloke who suggested the doughnuts. Leave a note inviting everyone to tuck in and to thank them for making you feel part of the team. Make sure the other scanner person gets a couple too. . Other than that just be yourself. I am sad to say that agency workers seldom get full time work in banking on this side of the pond. . .
 nottinghamfellow
Joined: 4/5/2012
Msg: 2 (view)
 
Should we name and shame the Catfishes on here??
Posted: 6/16/2015 10:37:07 AM
Right or wrong, it is against the rules to name and shame, therefore unless you yourself want to end up being banned etc., then the answer is no.
 Nottinghamfellow
Joined: 4/5/2012
Msg: 9 (view)
 
Who viewed you option now for updated members only
Posted: 6/15/2015 3:20:46 PM
You can update your member? That's fantastic!
 Nottinghamfellow
Joined: 4/5/2012
Msg: 4 (view)
 
Help?!
Posted: 6/15/2015 3:13:42 PM
Is that like an unnamed photo fit, or some hybrid narcotic?
 Nottinghamfellow
Joined: 4/5/2012
Msg: 6 (view)
 
Message not sending, but i can't see why!
Posted: 6/15/2015 3:03:18 PM
It's the same with cock aleekie,****a hoop,****on a stick,****sure, cocktail, and****in the gob. . .
 
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