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Joined: 4/19/2007
Msg: 57 (view)
Favorite drinks
Posted: 8/3/2008 9:57:54 AM
Long Islands
They're All Good.

But a good drink is even better when shared with the right person...

Joined: 4/19/2007
Msg: 34 (view)
Is a sense of humour REALLY that attractive? discuss...
Posted: 7/21/2008 4:40:03 PM
Bottom Line:

People look more attractive when they LAUGH a lot.

So, YES. Absolutely!!!

Joined: 4/19/2007
Msg: 40 (view)
Favorite drinks
Posted: 7/12/2008 12:36:19 PM
... Coffee with
Bailey's Irish Cream,
Whipped Cream and
topped with a dash of Cream de Minthe.
H E A V E N !

Plus it has all of the four basic food groups:
Alcohol, caffeine, fat and sugar!!!
Joined: 4/19/2007
Msg: 49 (view)
a sandwich short of a picnic - how to say no?
Posted: 7/6/2008 4:18:06 PM
So exactly what kind of sandwiches are we talking about here?

If we are talking Sardines that's one thing. But if we are talking Baloney that's something else.

There seems to be a lot of Baloney here on Plenty of Fish...

Joined: 4/19/2007
Msg: 94 (view)
Does this sound weird to anybody else?
Posted: 6/22/2008 6:46:58 AM
I can think of 3 possibilities:
1). He is in a Mexican prison with a cell mate named Bubba.
2). He was relocated and given a new identity in the witness protection program.
3). He was abducted by aliens from outer space.

Either way you should donate his stuff to the Salvation Army. Take the charitable deduction on your tax return.

Move on. End of story.
Joined: 4/19/2007
Msg: 17 (view)
For those who believe in God?
Posted: 6/21/2008 3:46:12 PM
Sushi? Did somebody say sushi!

Yes, and you can have mine.

I prefer my fish and loaves cooked...

Joined: 4/19/2007
Msg: 52 (view)
Will this fix itself?
Posted: 6/20/2008 4:17:09 PM
I'm not of the mind that relationships should be work.

Wow, you're kidding right? If you are talking about a one night relationship then I might agree.

However any successful Long-Term Relationship requires work. It's just a fact of life.

Feel free to check back here in about 15 to 20 years and tell us how you are doing with that "relationships without any work" thing. Good luck!

"For anything worth having one must pay the price; and the price is always work, patience, love, self-sacrifice..." - John Burroughs
Joined: 4/19/2007
Msg: 8 (view)
Men are like.......
Posted: 6/17/2008 7:25:54 AM
MENtal illness
MENstrual cramps
MENtal breakdown
GUYnocologist .
AND ...
When we have REAL trouble, it's a
Ever notice how all of women's problems start with MEN?

Well, ... I knew someone that had a HERnia
I knew a person the suffered from HERpes
Folks during the dark ages were called HERetics
People that are scared to do something are called SHEpish

Hey, it works both ways. Believe it!!!
Joined: 4/19/2007
Msg: 11 (view)
First date with a good friend...
Posted: 6/12/2008 8:02:04 AM
You don't want to be sitting around 10 years from now wondering,
"What If"???

Take a chance...

"You'll always miss 100% of the shots you don't take".
-- Wayne Gretzky
Joined: 4/19/2007
Msg: 35 (view)
How did your first time meeting up w/ someone from POF go?
Posted: 6/11/2008 4:45:40 PM
... G O O D ! ! !

At no time did anybody feel the need to call 911...

[Hey, these days I count that as a successful meet!].

Joined: 4/19/2007
Msg: 76 (view)
So, hes rich, funny and handsome....why is he on here??
Posted: 6/5/2008 9:34:11 AM

How can somone who owns a helicopter be down to earth?

By chance is it a BLACK Helicopter???

Oh, oh. I see a conspiracy theory coming!!!

Joined: 4/19/2007
Msg: 55 (view)
Is this a cruel joke????
Posted: 6/3/2008 12:25:50 PM
Tell him you want to get married right away. Demand it as in Right Now!
You want to stay at home and have lots of babies while he works.
Then cut off all sex.
Tell him you want your mother to come live with you too.

See him run for the hills ASAP.

Problem solved.
Joined: 4/19/2007
Msg: 44 (view)
Am i an a*hole?
Posted: 5/30/2008 3:53:33 PM
Well, since you asked...

Based on your post, I would say you are a

Just being honest...
Joined: 4/19/2007
Msg: 2 (view)
Finally Happy
Posted: 5/23/2008 2:33:16 PM
Glad to hear of your success.

It's postings like yours that help keep the rest of us going.

Best of luck to you as you move further in your relationship.

"Love is the master key which opens the gates of happiness."
- Oliver Wendell Holmes
Joined: 4/19/2007
Msg: 14 (view)
If woman judge men by his shoes. What do men judge on woman???
Posted: 5/23/2008 8:49:15 AM

somebody forgot to tell me at the slumber party...the same party where we wear lingerie and have pillow fights...

So that is what you ladies do at those things! Hmm...

And Speaking of Lingerie...

My favorite magazine is Victoria's Secret. I like the articles.

"Don't cry over anything that won't cry over you."
-- Bob Proctor
Joined: 4/19/2007
Msg: 64 (view)
Are big SUV dying their last gasp?
Posted: 5/22/2008 4:03:50 PM

"this thing is just a penis extension". "Yes, it is", he said.

When they pry it from my cold, dead hands.

Oh wait. That's something else.
Never mind.

Joined: 4/19/2007
Msg: 13 (view)
If woman judge men by his shoes. What do men judge on woman???
Posted: 5/22/2008 2:34:51 PM
They are not looking at your shoes as a fashion statement. I was told recently there is a direct correlation between shoe size and penis size.

Reminds me of that old Urban Legend:

Big Nose = Big Hose

"A ship is safe in harbor... But that's not what ships were built for."
-- William Shed
Joined: 4/19/2007
Msg: 9 (view)
If woman judge men by his shoes. What do men judge on woman???
Posted: 5/21/2008 3:14:41 PM
Her smile.


Joined: 4/19/2007
Msg: 14 (view)
What does Be Patient really mean....
Posted: 5/12/2008 6:05:34 AM

I was recently asked to be "Be Patient" ...

Was the question asked perhaps by an ignorant caveman type of guy?

It could be code for " I want to play doctor ".

As in
"You be Patient, I be Doctor".

Joined: 4/19/2007
Msg: 57 (view)
First date etiquette
Posted: 5/9/2008 3:31:21 PM
You're putting wayyyyyyyyyyyyy too much thought into this.

Just go out and have a good time .


Since when did dating become more like a Nazi interrogation anyways?

Silly me. I always thought that dating was supposed to be FUN...

Joined: 4/19/2007
Msg: 144 (view)
Send me jokes! PLEASE!
Posted: 4/26/2008 9:58:32 AM
Man's best friend...

A dog is truly a man's best friend. If you don't believe it, just try this experiment.

Put your dog and your wife in the trunk of the car for an hour.

When you open the trunk, who is really happy to see you!?

Joined: 4/19/2007
Msg: 18 (view)
Math of romance = statistical math.....Numbers don't always add up
Posted: 4/19/2008 3:34:52 PM

I may not be the best mathematician but,

There once was a Mathematician named Hall;
Who had a hexagonical ball;
The cube of its weight times his pecker plus eight
Was his phone number;

Give HIM a call!!!

Joined: 4/19/2007
Msg: 10 (view)
Does accepting an expensive dinner from a man obligates a woman to have sex with him?
Posted: 4/12/2008 6:22:32 AM

^^^^^ Nah... a cup of coffee is just a blowjob.

~~~ Would you like cream or sugar with that? ~~~

Joined: 4/19/2007
Msg: 526 (view)
Why do men ruin relationships with video games?
Posted: 3/23/2008 8:24:53 AM

Is your boyfriend 12?
Tell him to go outside and play.


wtf! If he would rather play Video Games than spend time with you than YOU need to

... And Do It Now! DOH!!!

Joined: 4/19/2007
Msg: 64 (view)
Spitzer is he another Victum?
Posted: 3/15/2008 8:11:50 AM

I see a new episode of Law & Order coming soon...

Joined: 4/19/2007
Msg: 63 (view)
Have you ever experienced a real courtship?
Posted: 11/26/2007 6:16:51 PM

... a handfull of flowers on occasion.

I've done this in the past.

Unfortunately in my case the only one that I felt ever really appreciated the time and expense was the FLORIST.
Joined: 4/19/2007
Msg: 36 (view)
No Jobs, Hence, No Illegal Aliens
Posted: 11/18/2007 10:02:16 AM
And we were worried about illegal aliens being given driver's licenses?

Well, read on.

Help Wanted: FBI and CIA Hiring Illegal Aliens

In at least this one case the government hired an illegal alien (and spy).


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