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 Author Thread: Everything you want in a partner but no chemistry--will it work?
Joined: 7/5/2007
Msg: 80 (view)
Everything you want in a partner but no chemistry--will it work?
Posted: 8/20/2007 4:25:06 PM
nope definately not..!!
ive experienced this but the way i look at it if they dont do it all for you, you will always be looking for something better
Joined: 7/5/2007
Msg: 4 (view)
Child Maintenance............. at what age does it stop?
Posted: 8/17/2007 9:48:27 PM
when does it start more like..?? ive had nothin for 9 yrs not thro lack of tryin doubt i will ever c a penny..!!
ah well
Joined: 7/5/2007
Msg: 36 (view)
should Britain change the national anthem?
Posted: 8/14/2007 9:06:00 PM
No it should stay as it is..!!
lets face it have u heard some other countries anthems makes ours sound pretty gd lol

n above post ur rite bout the US anthem n the flying of the flags they r so patriotic and love theirs just wish us in the uk were the same..!!
Joined: 7/5/2007
Msg: 117 (view)
funny text messages
Posted: 8/13/2007 10:25:46 PM
a mouse finds a viagra tablet on the floor and eats it. 10 minutes later he's struttin round the place shouting...WHERE'S THE F**KIN **** NOW!!

Mourinho's put in the world's biggest order for viagra. No matter how hard he tries he can't get beyond a semi!!

2 irishmen in the pub, Pat says 'if i sh*g ur misses and she has a kid, will that make us related?' 'No' says Mick "But it'll make us even!!'

Son asks his dad the difference between 'theoretically' and 'realistically'. Dad said thats hard but i have an idea. Ask ur mum if she wud sleep wiv the milkman for 1 million quid.
um said yes. Dad said ask ur sister if she'll sleep wiv the coalman for 2 million quid. Sister said yes. Well son there's ur answer, theoretically we're sittin on 3 million quid, but realistically we're livin wiv 2 sl*gs!

What does a 9 volt battery and a womans as*hole have in common? You know it's wrong but sooner or later you r goin to touch it wiv ur tongue...

Wife reads an article, "wow a bull can have sex 3000 times a year.. i wish u could do the same" hubby replies, "ask the bull if he f**ks the same old cow'.

why r men so bad at sex n driving? because they always pull out wiv no thought of who else might b comin!!
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