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 Author Thread: Best love songs ever
 southpaw_outlaw
Joined: 7/18/2007
Msg: 54 (view)
 
Best love songs ever
Posted: 7/23/2009 1:50:56 PM
When The Grass Grows Over Me by George Jones

Here's a video

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LomBev_msto
 southpaw_outlaw
Joined: 7/18/2007
Msg: 18 (view)
 
Suggestions: Father and Daughter Songs??
Posted: 4/17/2009 9:54:36 AM
The song isn't really about fathers and daughters but it is a father/daughter duet so it may apply. Don't Cry Joni-Conway Twitty and Joni Lee.
 southpaw_outlaw
Joined: 7/18/2007
Msg: 2310 (view)
 
Hockey Playoff Predictions
Posted: 4/15/2009 9:49:54 AM
Round 1

Western Conference:
San Jose Sharks vs Anaheim Ducks
Sharks in 7.

Detroit Red Wings vs Columbus Blue Jackets
Wings in 5

Vancouver Canucks vs St. Louis Blues
Canucks in 6

Chicago Blackhawks vs Calgary Flames
Hawks in 4

Eastern Conference:
Boston Bruins vs Montreal Canadians
Canadiens in 7

Washington Capitals vs New York Rangers
Capitals in 5

New Jersey Devils vs Carolina Hurricanes
Devils in 6

Pittsburgh Penguins vs Philadelphia Flyers
Penguins in 7
 southpaw_outlaw
Joined: 7/18/2007
Msg: 207 (view)
 
What Do Women Want?
Posted: 4/8/2009 9:12:27 AM
It's right there in the joke in my profile.
 southpaw_outlaw
Joined: 7/18/2007
Msg: 140 (view)
 
Beautiful People Only can apply...WTF....
Posted: 4/8/2009 9:11:46 AM
I'm not sure about the females, but with the males you have to pay to do anything on that site, so eff that site.
 southpaw_outlaw
Joined: 7/18/2007
Msg: 11 (view)
 
I can't upload any more pics
Posted: 4/6/2009 1:06:11 PM
It might be, but if that's the case how come I wasn't informed via message or something? I don't find out that I'm not able to upload any more pics until after I deleted a bunch so I could upload recent ones? Kinda tacky.
 southpaw_outlaw
Joined: 7/18/2007
Msg: 9 (view)
 
I can't upload any more pics
Posted: 4/6/2009 9:12:00 AM
No, there's no browse button otherwise it would be easy, I'd just upload new pics, this time it's not even giving me that option.
 southpaw_outlaw
Joined: 7/18/2007
Msg: 6 (view)
 
I can't upload any more pics
Posted: 4/3/2009 3:52:19 PM
So basically, no one can help me?
 southpaw_outlaw
Joined: 7/18/2007
Msg: 34 (view)
 
Favorite Commercial
Posted: 4/3/2009 10:49:54 AM
That would be the Got Milk Burr/Hamilton commercial, here it is from youtube

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLSsswr6z9Y
 southpaw_outlaw
Joined: 7/18/2007
Msg: 4 (view)
 
Slumdog Millionaire: Best Picture
Posted: 4/3/2009 9:32:16 AM
Only for those who didn't watch The Wrestler or JCVD.
 southpaw_outlaw
Joined: 7/18/2007
Msg: 105 (view)
 
Montreal Canadiens
Posted: 4/3/2009 9:30:13 AM
It's about damned time this team turned it around, I get nervous cause our best player is so hot and cold and no one really knows which Kovalev will show up, but that line with Tanguay and Koivu is effin' magic and the best line the Habs have had in many years.
 southpaw_outlaw
Joined: 7/18/2007
Msg: 5 (view)
 
I can't upload any more pics
Posted: 4/2/2009 11:36:30 AM
Well I deleted one so I'd have less than 7, it's just cause I have recent ones I wanted to add, now I'm stuck with 6 and it still won't let me upload anymore.
 southpaw_outlaw
Joined: 7/18/2007
Msg: 3 (view)
 
I can't upload any more pics
Posted: 4/2/2009 9:23:33 AM
I was aware of those links and they didn't really answer my question. I have not been warned about any of my pics so I don't know why I'm not able to have the full 8 images.
 southpaw_outlaw
Joined: 7/18/2007
Msg: 1 (view)
 
I can't upload any more pics
Posted: 4/1/2009 2:57:06 PM
I have 7 in my profile and it won't let me upload an 8th, any help would be much appreciated.
 southpaw_outlaw
Joined: 7/18/2007
Msg: 382 (view)
 
WHAT IS THE PROBLEM WITH COUNTRY MUSIC?
Posted: 3/23/2009 3:33:05 PM
To quote Waylon Jennings, "Garth Brooks did for country music what panty hose did for finger ****ing." That sums it all up right there.
 southpaw_outlaw
Joined: 7/18/2007
Msg: 11 (view)
 
The Wrestler
Posted: 1/29/2009 2:07:07 PM
It's my pick for movie of the decade, you need to search youtube for "penn The Wrestler" Penn from Penn and Teller gives it a great review.
 southpaw_outlaw
Joined: 7/18/2007
Msg: 52 (view)
 
so what celeb would portray you
Posted: 1/5/2009 2:31:43 PM
Either Robert Downey Jr. or Jeff Goldbloom.
 southpaw_outlaw
Joined: 7/18/2007
Msg: 11 (view)
 
People Who Root for non-hometown teams:
Posted: 12/18/2008 10:14:23 AM
I live in Vancouver, am from Saint John and I root for the Montreal Canadiens, Montreal Alouettes and Minnesota Vikings. I haven't cared about the NBA since Dominique Wilkins retired and haven't cared about baseball since the 94 season was cut short just when my favorite team the Expos had the best record in the majors with the lowest payroll.
 southpaw_outlaw
Joined: 7/18/2007
Msg: 15 (view)
 
What song sums up life to you..
Posted: 10/3/2008 9:23:25 AM
The one in my profile.
 southpaw_outlaw
Joined: 7/18/2007
Msg: 19 (view)
 
Canadian Politics......
Posted: 10/1/2008 2:26:18 PM
http://selectsmart.com/FREE/select.php?client=canpoliparties

My number 1 was the Canadian Action party, I have never heard of such a political party. Number 2 was the PC's and #3 was the Alliance party followed by the Lennon/McCartney party.
 southpaw_outlaw
Joined: 7/18/2007
Msg: 5 (view)
 
What's up with all the hatred towards feminists?
Posted: 9/29/2008 10:47:10 AM
It's cause they're one of the most humourless groups in the world. They get offended too easily.
 southpaw_outlaw
Joined: 7/18/2007
Msg: 11 (view)
 
Theme Tune of your life
Posted: 9/29/2008 10:43:55 AM
Still Gonna Die-Old Dogs

http://sharebee.com/ffeeb86f
 southpaw_outlaw
Joined: 7/18/2007
Msg: 20 (view)
 
Randy Couture VS Brock Lesnar...UFC 91 in November
Posted: 9/29/2008 10:42:13 AM
Brock wins in round 2 from Couture being an old man.
 southpaw_outlaw
Joined: 7/18/2007
Msg: 21 (view)
 
Paul Newman loses his battle with Cancer, dead at 83
Posted: 9/29/2008 10:41:32 AM
Cool Hand Luke and Slap Shot
 southpaw_outlaw
Joined: 7/18/2007
Msg: 9 (view)
 
Cannonball Run - Greatest ensemble cast ever?
Posted: 7/8/2008 11:56:35 AM
Heat wins for me. Jon Voight, Val Kilmer, Al Pacino, Ashley Judd, Natalie Portman, Robert Deniro, Tom Sizemore, Amy Brenneman, Ted Levine, William Fichtner.
 southpaw_outlaw
Joined: 7/18/2007
Msg: 3 (view)
 
No new profiles
Posted: 7/4/2008 12:30:59 PM
I think it's just my profile. I'm in Canada so July 4 wouldn't be an issue. I'm curious what I could do to fix it or if an admin could fix it.
 southpaw_outlaw
Joined: 7/18/2007
Msg: 1 (view)
 
To ADMIN - Site Problems July 4th AND 13th [CLOSED Thread - See Note Within]
Posted: 7/4/2008 12:24:12 PM
Since around 9 this morning the who viewed me, my city, favorites list and my matches and pretty much everything has remained the same, what can be done to change this?







YES, there would seem to be Problems
AGAIN
July 13th

UPDATE
Click on the Following Link


Message FROM ADMIN re: Site Problems and Outages

POST TO ABOVE THREAD IF THINGS ARE STILL NOT THE WAY THEY SHOULD BE

BE PATIENT - Please

THIS THREAD NOW CLOSED








Apparantly there seems to be a site related Problem

Admin Will Be Notified

No Need To Panic

Just Be Patient and Monitor This Thread or Simply Wait It Out Until It's Resolved




 southpaw_outlaw
Joined: 7/18/2007
Msg: 7 (view)
 
Songs that strike a personal chord....
Posted: 7/3/2008 10:11:42 AM
This song used to always get to me as a kid when the friend of the family would bring the guitar over at the camp and while everyone was drinking.

Too Old to Die Young-Moe Bandy
http://sharebee.com/8dac6a23

If life is like a candle bright death must be the wind
You can close your window tight and it still comes flowing in
So I will climb the highest hill and watch the rising sun
And I pray that I don’t feel the chill till I’m too old to die young

CHORUS
Let me watch my children grow to see what they become
Oh Lord don’t let that cold wind blow till I’m too old to die young

Now I have had some dear sweet friends I thought would never die
Now the only thing that’s left of them is the teardrops in my eyes
If I could have one wish today and know it would be done
Well I would say everyone could stay till they’re too old to die young

REPEAT CHORUS TWICE
 southpaw_outlaw
Joined: 7/18/2007
Msg: 104 (view)
 
Best tv show...ever
Posted: 7/3/2008 10:09:43 AM
Kids in the Hall with Homicide Life on the Street a close second.
 southpaw_outlaw
Joined: 7/18/2007
Msg: 96 (view)
 
toys from the 60s 70s 80s ect.
Posted: 6/27/2008 8:49:51 AM
The LJN wrestling figures were #1 and the best. I'll never forget getting the Hart Foundation, I was so pumped. The Galoob WCW ones were pretty good too, especially Barry Windham.
 southpaw_outlaw
Joined: 7/18/2007
Msg: 32 (view)
 
Beautiful People Only can apply...WTF....
Posted: 6/26/2008 9:32:23 AM
Most are not very pleasant to the ears, might as well have one pleasant to the eyes.
 southpaw_outlaw
Joined: 7/18/2007
Msg: 36 (view)
 
Are there certain words that you hate?
Posted: 6/26/2008 8:44:17 AM
Booger, can't stand it, I've always been a snot man myself.
 southpaw_outlaw
Joined: 7/18/2007
Msg: 30 (view)
 
Beautiful People Only can apply...WTF....
Posted: 6/26/2008 8:42:45 AM
THere sure are a lot of shook ****es out there complaining about this site, if the fatty fatty boom boom's can have their bbw site, let the good looking people have theirs. Plus, it's a great way to find out which pics do you justice and which ones don't.
 southpaw_outlaw
Joined: 7/18/2007
Msg: 28 (view)
 
Opinions on Half-Sleeve Tattoos on the opposite sex
Posted: 6/23/2008 1:10:11 PM
I'm reminded of an exchange I saw in an otherwise forgettable movie with Steve Zahn where he was playing the usual Steve Zahn whacky character and was with his friend at a tattoo parlour. He had gotten a tiger or some other generic tat and asks his buddy what he thinks.

"When I see that I think tattoo."

I thought that was a perfect reaction, people think their tats have all these deep meaning but when I see them I just think tattoo.
 southpaw_outlaw
Joined: 7/18/2007
Msg: 9 (view)
 
7 words you can't say on TV
Posted: 6/23/2008 8:46:41 AM
I had the chance to see him live in 2005, he was the greatest comedian of all time. In honour of him, here's my favorite passage from one of his books.

I don't like ass kissers, flag wavers or team players. I like people who buck the system. Individualists. I often warn kids: "Somewhere along the way, someone is going to tell you, 'There is no "I" in team.' What you should tell them is, 'Maybe not. But there is an "I" in independence, individuality and integrity.'"
Avoid teams at all cost. Keep your circle small. Never join a group that has a name. If they say, "We're the So-andSos," take a walk. And if, somehow, you must join, if it's unavoidable, such as a union or a trade association, go ahead and join. But don't participate; it will be your death. And if they tell you you're not a team player, congradulate them on being observant.
 southpaw_outlaw
Joined: 7/18/2007
Msg: 19 (view)
 
Need new music
Posted: 6/18/2008 8:29:58 AM
Try giving some outlaw country.

Spotlight-David Allan Coe
http://sharebee.com/ecec88c5

Outlaw Women-Hank Williams Jr.
http://sharebee.com/cb3034f5

Lovesick Broke and Driftin'-Hank Williams III
http://sharebee.com/520fa59c

Big Booty-Willie Nelson
http://sharebee.com/e7d8f23e

On The Bandstand-Buck Owens
http://sharebee.com/a9dab122

David Allan Coe Sings Merle Haggard-David Allan Coe
http://sharebee.com/f2b2577d

The Ballad of Black-Eugene Ripper
http://sharebee.com/c20d6959

The Grand Tour-George Jones
http://sharebee.com/edb635c9

Man of Steel-Hank Williams Jr.
http://sharebee.com/198890d8

The Swiftys-The Swiftys
http://sharebee.com/5d3db89c

Now There Was A Song-Johnny Cash
http://sharebee.com/c18c16a7

Serving 190 Proof-Merle Haggard
http://sharebee.com/e939174d

Will The Wolf Survive-Waylon Jennings
http://sharebee.com/444aaa90

Steam Powered Aerotakes-John Hartford
http://rapidshare.com/files/115870582/Steam_Powered_Aereo-Takes_x.zip.html

Fightin' Side of Me-David Allan Coe
http://sharebee.com/7b6bc70c

She's Really Gone-Charlie Daniels Band
http://sharebee.com/ade861e9

Nothing Sacred-David Allan Coe
http://sharebee.com/6cccc486

Home of The Blues-Dwight Yoakam
http://sharebee.com/c3a47c34

It'll Shine When It Shines-Ozark Mountain Daredevils
http://sharebee.com/98363e3f

Knoxville Courthouse Blues-Hank Williams Jr.
http://sharebee.com/f32264ed

Honky Tonk Heroes-Waylon Jennings
http://sharebee.com/44cdc5af

Until The Day I Die-Steve Earle
http://sharebee.com/77d6a15c

Boom Boom Boom-The Iguanas
http://sharebee.com/12ed391b

All That You Dream-Little Feat
http://sharebee.com/99e9ac6a

Deep In The West-Waylon Jennings
http://sharebee.com/0e838eb9

Busted In Baylor County-Shooter Jennings
http://sharebee.com/93324eee

The Vamp from Back in the Goodle Days-John Hartford
http://sharebee.com/7e1de1ee

Corpus Christi Bay-Robert Earl Keen
http://sharebee.com/b8e98882


Cracklins-The Gourds
http://sharebee.com/4d9689e2

Think Of Me-The Mavericks
http://sharebee.com/6fba59b2

Hair Of The Dog-Shooter Jennings
http://sharebee.com/33038bab

Sure Beats Pickin' Cotton-Charlie Daniels Band
http://sharebee.com/f400f7a8

Bossier City-David Allan Coe
http://sharebee.com/b42f5928

Story Of My Life-Loretta Lynn
http://sharebee.com/fb30463b

Haw River Stomp-Southern Culture On The Skids
http://sharebee.com/fd2bd051

Just As Long As You Love Me-Dwight Yoakam,
http://sharebee.com/e07f01c3

Understand Your Man-Johnny Cash
http://sharebee.com/c0c53694

Brush Your Teeth-Swank
http://sharebee.com/e7f73fc1

Georgia Keeps Pulling On My Ring-Conway Twitty
http://sharebee.com/153d374f

I Can't Get Away-Merle Haggard
http://sharebee.com/fae429fe

Second Lovers Song-Townes Van Zandt
http://sharebee.com/99d47fbe

Rollin' In My Sweet Baby's Arms-Buck Owens
http://sharebee.com/c0f45799

Whiskey On Ice-Hank Williams Jr.
http://sharebee.com/d06f9f29

Telephone Road-Steve Earle
http://sharebee.com/4de1506a

Should've Seen It Coming-Split Lip Rayfield
http://sharebee.com/03d5c8a4

Laid Back Country Picker-Waylon Jennings
http://sharebee.com/fac36e09

Big Iron - Marty Robbins : http://sharebee.com/7a028b43

Big River - Johnny Cash : http://sharebee.com/39d54d56

Bull Rider - Johnny Cash : http://sharebee.com/4f77783d

Crying Time Again - Buck Owens : http://sharebee.com/b34cca93

Jolene - Dolly Parton : http://sharebee.com/28358d76

NYC - Steve Earle : http://sharebee.com/8bf4d05b

Outlaws Like Us - Travis Tritt and Hank Williams Jr. and Waylon Jennings : http://sharebee.com/c96ee8a6

Shadowland - Steve Earle : http://sharebee.com/c11bf0ec

Rivers Of Babylon - Steve Earle : http://sharebee.com/a7731fc6

Stairway To Heaven - Dolly Parton : http://sharebee.com/95dfe44a

Time Off For Bad Behavior - DAC : http://sharebee.com/f17559b4

Trains and Boats and Planes - Dwight Yoakam : http://sharebee.com/b8daa63c

Why You Been Gone So Long - DAC : http://sharebee.com/a6793504

Freebird - Lynyrd Skynyrd : http://sharebee.com/81257a6c

It Only Hurts When I Cry - Dwight Yoakam : http://sharebee.com/790a52cb

Laid Back Country Picker - Waylon Jennings : http://sharebee.com/806a4742

If Heaven Ain't A Lot Like Dixie - Hank Williams Jr. : http://sharebee.com/4985edf6

Little Ways - Dwight Yoakam : http://sharebee.com/325622ea



Of Course I'm Alright-Alabama
http://sharebee.com/3b3f3a9a

Women I've Never Had-Hank Williams Jr.
http://sharebee.com/5f27f088

All Night Train-Allman Brothers Band
http://sharebee.com/ab08753b

Rock And Roll Fever-David Allan Coe
http://sharebee.com/5c1cd20f

Atlantic City-The Band
http://sharebee.com/18862195

Boogie Grass Sound-Conway Twitty
http://sharebee.com/86d265ca

Cheap Thrills-David Allan Coe
http://sharebee.com/47a97b3e

Dead, Drunk and Naked-Drive By Truckers
http://sharebee.com/77eb50c0

Hair Trigger Colt .44-Chris Ledoux
http://sharebee.com/5d05e2d4

Everything's Kinda Alright-Charlie Daniels Band
http://sharebee.com/900ea64b

I Don't Know-Hank Williams III
http://sharebee.com/ba9a9188

Katy Too-Johnny Cash
http://sharebee.com/e6023a05

L.A Freeway-Jerry Jeff Walker
http://sharebee.com/fdc10155

Long Haired Country Boy-Charlie Daniels Band
http://sharebee.com/e889e610

Pardon Me I've Got Someone To Kill-Johnny Paycheck
http://sharebee.com/a7158e8a

Gettin' By, High, Strange-Kris Kristofferson
http://sharebee.com/3e545996

Fire On The Mountain-Marshall Tucker Band
http://sharebee.com/d9adea71

Leatherwood-Ozark Mountain Daredevils
http://sharebee.com/e9da8999

Redneck In A Rock & Roll Bar-Jerry Reed
http://sharebee.com/2c1508d6

If You Play Your Cards Wrong-Rodney Carrington
http://sharebee.com/72a546ed

Still Gonna Die-Old Dogs
http://sharebee.com/ffeeb86f

Slow Train-Shooter Jennings
http://sharebee.com/fd60121e

The King Is Gone-George Jones
http://sharebee.com/98964c56

Don't Believe You're Someone-Split Lip Rayfield
http://sharebee.com/9bec2098

I Feel Alright-Steve Earle
http://sharebee.com/f51ca7d3

Low Down Freedom-Waylon Jennings
http://sharebee.com/c00fd65e

Fallin' Apart-The Tractors
http://sharebee.com/06e76718

The Wild One-Marty Stuart
http://sharebee.com/7a494cf9

Too Old to Die Young-Moe Bandy
http://sharebee.com/8dac6a23

Truckin'-Dwight Yoakam
http://sharebee.com/af559c3e

Whiskey Man-Molly Hatchet
http://sharebee.com/a457158f

Undone-Robert Earl Keen
http://sharebee.com/df29bda2

Why You Been Gone So Long-Jessi Colter
http://sharebee.com/a05c0cb0

Who's Gonna Mow Your Grass-Buck Owens
http://sharebee.com/35365890

Write Your Own Songs-Willie Nelson and Waylon Jennings
http://sharebee.com/66848cb9

Willin'-Little Feat
http://sharebee.com/e2b22c50

The American Way-Hank Williams Jr.
http://sharebee.com/a5d8b2bf



Rad Gumbo by Little Feat



Battleship Chains by The Georgia Satellites

Turd In My Pocket by The Gourds

http://sharebee.com/46a8c2ff

C.C. Waterback, George Jones and Merle Haggard

Brickyard Blues by Lowell George

http://sharebee.com/961a05ee

Mr. Powell by Ozark Mountain Daredevils

http://sharebee.com/ebde9612

Shortenin' Bread by The Tractors

http://sharebee.com/02d8e5f7

Boogie Woogie Fiddle Country Blues by Charlie Daniels Band

http://sharebee.com/e5a82fa8

Damn Good Cowboy-Charlie Daniels Band



Blood From A Stone by Shooter Jennings

http://sharebee.com/29672c65

I Hope You Die-John Wing

http://sharebee.com/6d2871e3

Don't Cuss The Fiddle-Willie Nelson and Waylon Jennings

http://sharebee.com/2f655e33

It Don't Get Any Better Than This-George Jones

http://sharebee.com/cf384ac8



Higher-Shooter Jennings

http://sharebee.com/bddb03b3

Arthur's Song-Hank Williams Jr.

http://sharebee.com/f22dbac5

You Show Me Yours-Willie Nelson

http://sharebee.com/0289a4d3



Honky Tonk Train-Hank Williams Jr.



D-R-U-N-K-John Hartford and David Allan Coehttp://sharebee.com/d8d0aabb http://sharebee.com/d8d0aabb

Sweet As A Rose-Eugene Ripper

http://sharebee.com/9c40025a

Water From The Wells Of Home-Johnny Cash and John Carter Cash

http://sharebee.com/25737c87



U.S.A Today-Hank Williams Jr.

http://sharebee.com/94d4788c

Simple Man-Hank Williams Jr.

http://sharebee.com/e26fbdb8

Hey Baby-Marty Stuart



When She Was A Honky Tonk Girl-David Allan Coe

I Think I'm Gonna Kill Myself-Waylon Jennings

http://sharebee.com/37253ad7
 southpaw_outlaw
Joined: 7/18/2007
Msg: 20 (view)
 
Opinions on Half-Sleeve Tattoos on the opposite sex
Posted: 6/17/2008 12:44:33 PM
Scars>tats. Any jackoff with a hundred bucks can go get a tat, you gotta live life to have scars. Plus they're overly trendy, can't walk a block down commercial drive without running into a dozen interchangable people with these. I miss the old days when it was just convicts and sailors who had tats instead of hipsters and bar sloots.
 southpaw_outlaw
Joined: 7/18/2007
Msg: 20 (view)
 
To Beard or not to Beard ? Ladies ?
Posted: 6/16/2008 11:00:06 AM
Man, whatever happened to doing what you want to do? Who really cares if some broads like a beard and if some don't. Fact of the matter is if you're sharp enough, the facial hair will just be a bonus.
 southpaw_outlaw
Joined: 7/18/2007
Msg: 116 (view)
 
What is your Anthem
Posted: 6/13/2008 2:47:46 PM
That would probably be this one.

Women I've Never Had-Hank Williams Jr.
http://sharebee.com/5f27f088
 southpaw_outlaw
Joined: 7/18/2007
Msg: 3 (view)
 
Why Men Never Remember and Women Never Forget:The Secrets To Communication:
Posted: 6/10/2008 9:38:33 AM
"Women are whores of many things. First of all, they are actual whores, which I’ve already proven. They’re also attention whores of course. That’s another obvious one. Then clothing whores and jewelry whores and shoe whores, but that’s all pretty much the same kind of whore — a money whore.

It comes as a major shock to me — which as a man I express in a simple, “Hmm, that’s interesting,” that women are also whores of a completely different colour.

Women are also memory whores.

I’ve often gone on record saying that women have the memories of goldfish. A goldfish is a creature that will eat itself to death because it has forgotten the act of similarly gorging itself not five minutes ago. Goldfish will also eat their own shit. They are a foul and slimy creature kept in tanks by the hundreds in wait for their one and only purpose — to sustain life. The comparisons to women are innumerable.

Saying women have the memories of goldfish, however, isn’t exactly true is it? No, the truth is that women remember shitloads of things. We all know it. They just don’t remember anything worth a damn like directions or to bring their fun attitude or that work doesn’t start at 9:35 it actually ****ing starts at 9:00. That’s why women having no memories is something that I like to call a man-truth. A man-truth is something that while not true at the moment due to a glaring contradiction, will probably be true at some point in the future with more evidence or consideration.

That future is now.

A recent article that I’ll post at the bottom says the ability to think critically, AKA take care of business and get the job done, is not a function of memory, but of selective memory. Sound interesting? You bet your man ass it is. Let me give an example.

Let’s say that thinking critically is like flushing a toilet. You have your problem floating in the bowl and the solution comes about as you flush the handle. A bunch of swirly shit happens (unless you’re in Australia where I’ve been lead to believe that the water doesn’t swirl clockwise as it does here. It just drops straight into the drain) and when all the noise is over, the problem is gone.

That’s how a man brain works. Problem, flush, solved.

A woman’s brain is exactly like the above, except that before she even starts thinking, the bowl is already chock full of shit. As any man can tell you, a toilet chock full of anything — especially shit — is not going to flush. **** what’s it’s going to do is make one hell of a huge, horrible mess — which only makes this metaphor ten times more man-true, because that’s exactly what happens when women think — a huge, horrible mess.

So what’s the problem here? The problem is that if brains were nightclubs, men’s brains have huge burly dudes out front who look like they used to stunt double for that guy Zeus in the movie No Holds Barred with Hulk Hogan. They don’t take any bullshit and if you’re dressed like a slob, you don’t get in. Anniversary? Who gives a shit about you, get to the end of the line. Women, however, have a sign out front with a bowl of candy that says “Please only take one” that all the ***holes ignore the **** out of as they pack the nightclub until the poor guy in the Get Your Oil Changed T-Shirt with the Don’t Act Like a **** brand slacks can’t even fit his hand in the door.

Women are memory whores. They have no concept of priority in memory just like they have no concept of priority in life. If you’ve ever seen a woman try to balance a $5 cup of coffee or a baby on top of her car while pumping gas, then you know exactly what I’m talking about.

And that’s a man-truth."

http://www.abc.net.au/news/newsitems/200511/s1516334.htm
 southpaw_outlaw
Joined: 7/18/2007
Msg: 22 (view)
 
Fitting Quotes to live by.....
Posted: 6/2/2008 2:34:18 PM
F*** your friends and be nice to your enemies, then your enemies will become your friends and you can f*** them too.
 southpaw_outlaw
Joined: 7/18/2007
Msg: 10 (view)
 
men vs women
Posted: 5/30/2008 1:48:40 PM
I bought the book and it had me in stiches, the site is pretty funny too with easy to access links.
 southpaw_outlaw
Joined: 7/18/2007
Msg: 6 (view)
 
men vs women
Posted: 5/30/2008 11:02:50 AM
Dick’s Top Ten Reasons MenAreBetterThanWomen.com

10. Men do not have Tourette Syndrome

I believe all women suffer from a mild and extremely localized form of Tourette Syndrome. The afflicted organ? Their tongues. That’s why women cannot shut their ****ing mouths for ten seconds while adults are speaking around them. Their tongues are battling around in their mouths like drunken Vipers.

9. Men are not sponges

Women are social chameleons — or better yet: social vampires. Women walk into a situation and before you know it they’ve completely changed their wardrobe and mannerisms as if they’ve joined a ****ing cult. Men are not sheep. Everyone knows the word for a female sheep is ewe, but what about the male word? There isn’t one because sheep is something men are not.

8. Women are racists

Women’s entire lives and social circles are based around hatred. Do they hate their boyfriends? Do they hate their wardrobe? Do they hate each other? Yes, yes and **** definitely. Men don’t go in for that silly sort of nonsense. If we’re dissatisfied, we pick up and move out. Or we take our mighty man muscles and lift ****ing mountains so the world looks exactly the way we want it to. Men do more world changing before 9:00 AM than any woman ever has done in her whole life.

7. Men live less than women

The last thing a society needs is a bunch of non-contributing members laying around and sucking all the juice from the young. Men know this so they blast off from birth like shooting man stars — burning out ten years faster, but setting the whole night ablaze with manness. Women just kind of lie around like big fat pigs in big fat puddles of shit. Congratulations women. You really earned those rights!

6. Men write illegibly

Writing is stupid and an ineffective way to communicate. Men know this so they don’t give a shit about handwriting things with big hoops and loops and squiggles and shit so aliens can read notes about remembering to pick up your birth control pills after 6th period from space.

5. Jesus was a man

Whether or not you believe in Jesus, there is one fact you can’t argue with: he was a man. No religion anywhere has ever put a woman in charge of shit. That’s called dogma — man-dogma — and it means men are better than women.

4. Men wear watches

Do you know why men wear watches? It’s because there’s a limited amount of time in the day and men need to know how much of it there is so they can efficiently allocate their man ass kicking for the day. Women don’t wear watches; they wear bracelets. Women wearing bracelets is like dropping a bus of retarded kids off in front of a taffy pulling machine. They can just stare for hours and never get bored.

A watch says, ‘Get up and go! Move your man ass and take care of your ****ing man business!’ That’s why 60 minutes uses a ticking watch for its theme song. ‘Important shit is going down and we’re about to talk about it in a ****ing fastidious manner, so get the **** ready,’ says a ticking watch. A bracelet says, ‘You’re most likely ugly, but look at how much money you’re worth!’ What a joke.

3. Boys destroy things

The only thing that has ever lifted our species out of the trees where we came from is our ability to destroy. Take paper: the cornerstone of the modern world. That was invented because man wanted to destroy trees and beat them into pulp. How about nuclear power? Men invented that too. Men are natural destructors. We pop right out of the man-womb and start on a life-long tirade of progress by tearing down the Earth with our mighty, man-manly man-fists. Goddammit, that’s awesome!

2. Marriage is stupid

Marriage is 100% the fault of women. It was invented by men though! Did you know that? Marriage was invented because women were too busy whoring it out to **** the only the guy who was paying their rent and feeding their fat asses French bon-bons every day. Men invented marriage as a way of telling women who they could and couldn’t ****. Like everything else men have ever invented, it completely worked and worked way better than any man thought it would. Women became so indoctrinated by the man-invention of marriage that they’re ****ing obsessed with it.

Marriage is still stupid. It’s a stupid game invented to entertain stupid minds and to teach basic lessons of fidelity that even invertebrates are born with.

1. Men have penises

When it comes to being a man, being quick at identifying problems is tantamount to fixing them. In fact it’s tantamount-ier. Having a penis — in other words looking like a man and having man parts — is a man’s way of telling other men, ‘Hey. Look at me. I’m a man. I won’t **** up whatever it is that you’re trying to do. If you need some help, maybe ask me and I’ll see if I can lend a man-hand. It’s the least I could do to be ****ing courteous.’

Men Are Better Than Women.
 southpaw_outlaw
Joined: 7/18/2007
Msg: 11 (view)
 
Trendy Poses For Pics
Posted: 5/20/2008 1:45:35 PM
I'm sick of the bent over kissy face pic. It shows zero imagination.
 southpaw_outlaw
Joined: 7/18/2007
Msg: 11 (view)
 
Eastenders Sean Slater - I get told I look like him, who is your double???
Posted: 5/20/2008 9:01:27 AM
I've gotten everything from Jermaine Clement from Flight of the Concords, Jeff Goldblum, Jimmy Ray, Ryan Malcolm, Jimmy Fallon and asorted brunettes from bands that I don't care enough to remember. The only one I could really see was Leon from Midnight Madness, it's sick how much we look alike.
 southpaw_outlaw
Joined: 7/18/2007
Msg: 3 (view)
 
Red Hot Chilli Peppers
Posted: 5/16/2008 1:35:13 PM
I really like how subtle they are about how phony California is, yes sir, they only put a few songs per album dealing with that very same subject.
 southpaw_outlaw
Joined: 7/18/2007
Msg: 14 (view)
 
QUESTION FOR ALL THE GAMERS: what needs to be done to get games more respect?
Posted: 5/14/2008 10:52:16 AM



From the same types who probably watch The Hills and read gossip mags. Don't ever change for a woman bro, don't ever do it.
 southpaw_outlaw
Joined: 7/18/2007
Msg: 15 (view)
 
Known Pedophile Gives Interview on Tyra Show
Posted: 5/13/2008 3:26:18 PM
You know, I was curious about pedophiles as children, are they attracted to kids even younger than them? Ones slightly older than them and they get older and the kids they're attracted to stays the same age? I find it kinda interesting cause I remember being a kid and having a thing for older gals, any gal with breasts actually.
 southpaw_outlaw
Joined: 7/18/2007
Msg: 12 (view)
 
If you could meet anyone
Posted: 5/13/2008 10:18:55 AM
Either Ava Gardner or Elizabeth Taylor (circa Cat on a Hot Tin Roof) to talk about acting and world issues of course.
 southpaw_outlaw
Joined: 7/18/2007
Msg: 5 (view)
 
QUESTION FOR ALL THE GAMERS: what needs to be done to get games more respect?
Posted: 5/13/2008 8:44:06 AM
This is a must read for gamers and game developers.

http://www.cracked.com/article_16196_7-commandments-all-video-games-should-obey.html

The 7 Commandments All Video Games Should Obey
 
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