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 trophyboyfriend
Joined: 4/25/2005
Msg: 1
 
Stolen profile [CLOSED]
Posted: 6/21/2006 10:14:46 AM
What's the deal with this guy for ripping off my profile???

http://www.plentyoffish.com/member1947058.htm
 trophyboyfriend
Joined: 4/25/2005
Msg: 26
 
Happy B-Day To Draxxus69
Posted: 5/27/2006 2:09:56 PM
remember that time we beat the crap out of the polar bear? That was fun. Happy bday man.
 trophyboyfriend
Joined: 4/25/2005
Msg: 4
 
inspiring Canadians
Posted: 5/27/2006 1:23:03 PM
I know who your mom is! And she knows me too..........


But I can name at least a dozen inspiring Canadians.

Wayne Gretzky
Mark Messier
Grant Fuhr
Paul Coffey
Lee Fogolin
Kevin Lowe
Trophyboyfriend
Glenn Anderson
Andy Moog


And many others. Sucks to be a Canucks fan doesn't it?

Oh and Jean Chretien for calling USA on their hypocrisy following the 9/11 attacks.
 trophyboyfriend
Joined: 4/25/2005
Msg: 1
 
THE VIRTUES OF STAYING SINGLE
Posted: 5/26/2006 2:28:23 PM
Some people say relationships are about finding one person and sharing yourself with them. To share your feelings, to grow old together, you feel a bond between two souls, etc etc.

My point of view is that relationships are the act of claiming a sexual hostage. One person out there is going to find me, and restrict the movements of my penis until the end of time. During that period, you will also find a way to empty my wallet, kill my imagination, and squash any hopes and dreams I may have so that you can get your hair done. I will not let you capture me. You may take my life, but you'll never take my FREEDOM.

The point of all this is that some people take it very hard when they break out of relationships and find it necessary to get back into another one just for the sake of having someone. The mere thought of being single can scare the bejeezus of out some people. It is my opinion that being single is a good thing. I always read and hear about how some people find it hard to meet others, why so and so is a difficult person to get a read on, mixed messages in dating, etc. Why not stay single?

Your thoughts? Discuss amongst yourselves.
 trophyboyfriend
Joined: 4/25/2005
Msg: 1
 
Unusual situations
Posted: 5/24/2006 10:13:05 PM
So a good friend of mine, let's just say her name is Sexy Kim, told me about an experience she had not too long ago. She met this one dude and they had some chemistry, and went out on a few dates. One evening, she was over at his house watching a movie, which I can assume was either something cheesy like The Notebook when the door bell rang. Now of course, they were both half naked and the dude was nearing third base when the bell rang, but both decided to put the sexual mischief on hold so he could go answer the door.

As he opens the door, he was surprised to see his ex girlfriend standing at the door.

Soon a shouting match ensues and Sexy Kim decides it's best she leaves, when as she approaches her car she notices that the evil ex girlfriend has KEYED the side of her Porsche. Sexy Kim walked back in to confront her but the evil ex denied everything and ran upstairs. Kim decided she didn't care about the damage and left the house. The weird guy in the middle offered to pay for repairs during a phone conversation the next day and apologized for the night's events.

Anyways, Kim was obviously distraught and upset, and told me about what happened. She mentioned that despite the psycho ex girlfriend, she kind of liked the guy and she wanted to see him again. She was unsure of how to proceed with this and even if the guy would be interested in seeing her again. I suggested giving him a call just to say hello and laugh about the whole situation.

What would you do?
 trophyboyfriend
Joined: 4/25/2005
Msg: 2
 
The Evil ex-girlfriend
Posted: 5/24/2006 9:03:30 PM
well pardon my attempt at humour, it's not one of my strongest qualities. The story is that the girl was dating the guy when the ex showed up. The girl (sexy kim) left and noticed her car was keyed, and went back in the house to confront the girl who ran upstairs and locked herself in the bathroom. The guy is embarassed at the whole situation and doesn't talk to either anymore, yet first girl (kim) would like to see him again. She wants to know how to handle this.
 trophyboyfriend
Joined: 4/25/2005
Msg: 1
 
The Evil ex-girlfriend
Posted: 5/24/2006 6:03:42 PM
So a good friend of mine, let's just say her name is Sexy Kim, told me about an experience she had not too long ago. After months of obsessing about me, she decided it was time to move on and meet new people. She met this one dude and they had some chemistry, and went out on a few dates. One evening, she was over at his house watching a movie, which I can assume was either something cheesy like The Notebook or some high quality porn, when the door bell rang. Now of course, they were both half naked and the dude was nearing third base when the bell rang, but both decided to put the sexual mischief on hold so he could go answer the door.

As he opens the door wearing only a towel, and I'm assuming maybe her panties because Kim is into weird guys like that, he was surprised to see his ex girlfriend standing at the door.

Soon a shouting match ensues and Sexy Kim decides it's best she leaves, when as she approaches her car she notices that the evil ex girlfriend has KEYED the side of her Porsche. Sexy Kim walked back in to confront her but the evil ex denied everything and ran upstairs. Being the obesely rich person that she is, Kim decided she didn't care and left the house. The weird guy in the middle offered to pay for repairs during a phone conversation the next day and apologized for the night's events.

Anyways, Kim was obviously distraught and upset, and horny so she came back to my place and had some sex. But during our cuddle time, she mentioned that despite the psycho ex girlfriend, she kind of liked the guy and she wanted to see him again. She was unsure of how to proceed with this and even if the guy would be interested in seeing her again.

What would you do?
 trophyboyfriend
Joined: 4/25/2005
Msg: 2
 
Ladies......
Posted: 5/23/2006 4:43:33 PM
mail order bride catalogue? Just a suggestion, seems like your pops is in a jam. Are there no hot young single ladies hanging around bingo halls anymore?
 trophyboyfriend
Joined: 4/25/2005
Msg: 1
 
Women are a lot like........
Posted: 5/13/2006 10:43:35 AM
Women are a lot like cars.

The other day I was driving down the road and my car started making some weird noises. It started sputtering and wobbly shaking and slowed down considerably. I yelled out "move you big f*ckin hunk of sh*t!" and punched the steering wheel, and instead of obeying my orders it promptly broke down there in the middle of the street.

In a similar story, I had returned home one day after a long day at work and all I wanted to do was relax and enjoy a nice meal. Anyways I sat down at the dinner table and one of my many girlfriends gave me what appeared to be a meatball sub. After tasting it and detecting a slight hint of disgusting, I threw the sub at the wall and yelled out "You call this a SANDWICH!!!!?!?!?!" at which point the girl started sobbing uncontrollably and broke down crying right there in the kitchen. She wouldn't move, ignored everything I said, and just sat there crying. Just like the car.

Women & Cars:

- lots of space in the trunk
- always needing accessories
- constantly make loud noises
- routinely need check ups
- always going somewhere to get waxed
- need a good buffing once in awhile.
 trophyboyfriend
Joined: 4/25/2005
Msg: 2
 
Satellite Radio... the next fad.....or the next great thing...
Posted: 5/9/2006 12:03:27 AM
I have a time machine. It's the best peice of technology that I own, other than the microwave hot tub machine guns in my garage.
 trophyboyfriend
Joined: 4/25/2005
Msg: 2
 
Residential School Survivor? Was GENOCIDE Preformed?
Posted: 5/9/2006 12:02:20 AM
holy jeeebus. What's in the water there in Manitbola?
 trophyboyfriend
Joined: 4/25/2005
Msg: 40
 
People getting blocked at hello
Posted: 5/9/2006 12:00:57 AM
I have an ugly people filter on my inbox. I put it on after I ran out of brown paper bags.
 trophyboyfriend
Joined: 4/25/2005
Msg: 8
 
B-day gifts?
Posted: 5/8/2006 10:53:21 PM
why don't you cancel her internet service so she doesn't find out that you asked complete strangers from a dating website for gift ideas?

My suggestion : condoms.
 trophyboyfriend
Joined: 4/25/2005
Msg: 2
 
The United Nations Do you Know the Laws?~~Do you think about WWII VETS?
Posted: 5/8/2006 10:51:14 PM
Hey I'd like to know what the deal is at Mcdonald's while I'm waiting in line at Burger King but that doesn't mean they're gonna tell me. Sometimes you actually have to go to Mcdonald's to find out what the special is.
 trophyboyfriend
Joined: 4/25/2005
Msg: 14
 
rumors. what would you do?
Posted: 5/8/2006 4:11:32 PM
I would fart inside her car when she's not there, and when she gets in her car BOOOYAH - it stinks for almost 10 seconds till she rolls the windows down.

Or if she's hot, have sex with her.
 trophyboyfriend
Joined: 4/25/2005
Msg: 53
 
Favourite Lists.
Posted: 5/8/2006 3:29:39 PM
I usually try to have sex with everyone on my list.
 trophyboyfriend
Joined: 4/25/2005
Msg: 23
 
DO YOU!!??? when....
Posted: 5/8/2006 3:24:26 PM
Sometimes I'll get out of my car at a red light and walk over to another car and slap my penis on the windshield. I'll proceed to slide up and down the window in a window wiper fashion to get the attention of the driver. This usually works on actresses and supermodels.
 trophyboyfriend
Joined: 4/25/2005
Msg: 5
 
Back Yard bb-q Thank-you's
Posted: 5/8/2006 12:04:29 AM
I never said I lost money, I said condoms. And now that I think about it, I remember where they went. Sometime during the game I met a few of the cheerleaders beneath the visiting team's bleachers and I ended up using them all. Now all I need is to find my hat. It has antlers and looks like a moose.
 trophyboyfriend
Joined: 4/25/2005
Msg: 7
 
Education vs. Knowledge
Posted: 5/7/2006 11:44:31 PM
Smart chicks are boring in bed from what I hear. Dumb chicks rule!
 trophyboyfriend
Joined: 4/25/2005
Msg: 3
 
Back Yard bb-q Thank-you's
Posted: 5/7/2006 11:43:05 PM
I think I lost my hat and a pack of condoms at your bbq. If anyone finds it, please let me know.
 trophyboyfriend
Joined: 4/25/2005
Msg: 2
 
Help desk from a Computer Engineer- Your Computer Problems Solved
Posted: 5/6/2006 8:56:47 PM
Here's a computer problem: how do I get really hot chicks to message me constantly for sex on POF?
 trophyboyfriend
Joined: 4/25/2005
Msg: 16
 
A ponder..
Posted: 5/6/2006 7:04:13 PM
Sometimes after I make love, I tell the woman "get lost before my wife comes home". I believe this is relevant.
 trophyboyfriend
Joined: 4/25/2005
Msg: 25
 
In-home disaster today,please someone tell me they had it worst
Posted: 5/3/2006 12:54:12 PM
I have a solution to cheer you up: whores. Liquor and whores.
 trophyboyfriend
Joined: 4/25/2005
Msg: 4
 
Personal Preferences?
Posted: 5/3/2006 12:51:46 PM
I prefer women who are constantly horny at odd hours of the day.
 trophyboyfriend
Joined: 4/25/2005
Msg: 71
 
Pictures
Posted: 4/28/2006 9:08:57 AM
I come off sexified to the 3rd power in all of my pics. My elephant looks good too in this pic, and he's also known to eat ugly people to cut down on population. Such a loyal friend.
 trophyboyfriend
Joined: 4/25/2005
Msg: 7
 
Women and Toilets
Posted: 4/27/2006 3:13:08 PM
Sometimes I put a sign underneath the toilet seat that reads "if pee touches here, I will burst into flames". That usually gets the attention of the disgustingly hygiene challenged female who dares urinate all over the throne.
 trophyboyfriend
Joined: 4/25/2005
Msg: 1
 
Women and Toilets
Posted: 4/26/2006 9:41:42 PM
For years, women have been complaining about the penis carrying population leaving the toilet seat up. Upset about the fact that it may take almost 1.3 seconds to put it down themselves, they insist on ranting and raving about how disgusting men are and how difficult the whole process of urination can be. Sometimes they will hold the bathroom break, run around the house, flailing about their arms in frustration, rather than keeping quiet and taking the whizz on the toilet.

Complaints like 'the seat has pee all over it', or maybe 'I don't want to touch the seat' or my personal favorite, 'can't you just sit down and use the seat yourself? If it's up and I don't notice, I may fall in the toilet myself' are all pointless, no matter how relevant the woman may think it is.

Men, you may be shocked to learn that women urinate all over toilet seats ALL THE TIME. Even when the same seat can be easily lifted out of the way, creating a larger target for the unseated urinator. The excuse that the seat has pee all over it or that you may not want to touch it can easily be rectified. It's called grab some toilet paper, and wipe the seat. As far as the woman who complains that the toilet may swallow her whole if the seat is not down, relax. You're not going to fall in the toilet. You're the same girl who inisisted on that chocolate cake after dinner, so I guarantee your thunder thighs are not going to fall in the toilet. Fat @ss.

The whole women's movement of telling men to keep the seat up is quite repugnant. Men have been oppressed for generations for leaving the seat up when they should be proud that they are hygienic enough to actually lift the seat rather than being like a lazy woman and just peeing all over it. Men, I call on you to raise the awareness of this problem. The seat stays down no more. Leave it up with purpose. Carry your shame no further.

Women, go home and look in the mirror, then ask yourselves why you do not lift the seat. Use the provided toilet paper or use your shoe to do the initial lifting. Just lift the damn seat. Leave it up if you have to. Teach your daughters to do the same thing. It’s called hygiene.
 trophyboyfriend
Joined: 4/25/2005
Msg: 55
 
When I grow up..........
Posted: 4/17/2006 1:18:42 PM
I want to be a dinosaur. Not one of those vegetarian leaf eating brontosaurus' but some mean violent Tyrannosaurus Rex. Or else I'd like to be a scare crow.
 trophyboyfriend
Joined: 4/25/2005
Msg: 24
 
making yourself happy?
Posted: 4/17/2006 1:15:02 PM
I assume you're all talking about masterbation here.
 trophyboyfriend
Joined: 4/25/2005
Msg: 6
 
drinking and sex..big turn off?
Posted: 4/16/2006 4:39:49 PM
A lot of people drink before sex because they need to lower their standards in order to get laid. For example, this one ugly chick was pawing at my genitals all night at the pub recently, and I wasn't too interested in 'buying dinner before sex' with one of the more attractive females there, so I pounded a couple wobbly pops back and took Ursula Mcnasty home with me. She never looked better.
 trophyboyfriend
Joined: 4/25/2005
Msg: 2
 
Closing the book...
Posted: 4/16/2006 4:35:31 PM
I would suggest that next time your boyfriend says he wants to f*ck other girls, that you simply allow it on the condition that you get to hold the video camera. That's the arrangement I have with my live-in girlfriends, although they also like to f*ck other girls too. It all works out in the end.
 trophyboyfriend
Joined: 4/25/2005
Msg: 1
 
Funeral arrangements for the Canucks
Posted: 4/13/2006 10:31:26 PM
Here lies the ruins of the sad, pathetic excuse for a hockey team known as the Vancouver Canucks. For those of you looking for seats on the Oilers bandwagon, no thanks. Our seats are reserved for lifers, not those bandwagon jumping moody whiny Canucks fans.

(will make exceptions if you're hot)

Go Oilers.
 trophyboyfriend
Joined: 4/25/2005
Msg: 16
 
Why post pics with your ex in them?
Posted: 4/4/2006 12:13:53 PM
Posting a picture of your ex is necessary sometimes in order to filter out your mail. I use it to show girls how hot my last ex was, and you must be of equal or greater hotness to date me. No need to take steps back if you know what I mean. I'm all about the future.
 trophyboyfriend
Joined: 4/25/2005
Msg: 3
 
Stag Party ideas
Posted: 3/30/2006 10:28:56 AM
time traveller's party. Do it.
 trophyboyfriend
Joined: 4/25/2005
Msg: 3
 
Help me people!!
Posted: 3/30/2006 10:12:43 AM
eight bottles. I agree. And some onion rings.
 trophyboyfriend
Joined: 4/25/2005
Msg: 23
 
Question....$10.00 romantic date....
Posted: 3/28/2006 9:21:23 PM
a $10 box of condoms is pretty romantic.
 trophyboyfriend
Joined: 4/25/2005
Msg: 22
 
What is it that makes a women happy
Posted: 3/28/2006 9:20:02 PM
an excessively large penis.
 trophyboyfriend
Joined: 4/25/2005
Msg: 1
 
The First Meeting
Posted: 3/21/2006 1:20:34 PM
Boys and girls often take different approaches in getting ready for the first date. The anticipation of meeting someone from the net can be very nerve wracking for some people. Eventually, you might decide after exchanging a few emails and talking on the phone, that you might like to meet in person.

A guy's preparation is not too complicated unless you're one of those dudes that is into personal hygene. Some girls like that, so deodorant is a good idea. Anyways, a typical first meeting will involve me taking a shower, singing 'oops I did it again', and brushing my teeth with whale fat. I drown myself in a pool of cologne, practice look of seduction in the mirror, stop at my dad's house for gas money, and I'm on my way. Depending on the girl, I might stop at Save-On Condoms and buy a pack or two before I arrive at the destination.

Girls are historically more complicated and high maintenance than men. Once a girl has agreed to go out on a date, she will first alert 17 of her friends, mom, dad, 2 brothers, coworker, and neighbor about where she's going. Instructions of what to do if she doesn't answer her cell phone are readily available to all her friends and the local police. She will call the restaurant, make some reservations for a bodyguard to have dinner across from her at the exact time she will be there. Sometimes the guard will arrive early to strategically place weapons around the place. Once all this is taken care of, she will address her own appearance. After a three hour shower, she will do a fancy dance to fit into some skin tight jeans. Then comes the extra push up bra to bring the ta tas up to a satisfactory chin level. An appointment at a hair salon, followed by face lift is the usual protocol. Once she leaves the house, she might stop at Save-On pepper spray and pick up a couple bottles.

What do you do to get ready for the first date?
 trophyboyfriend
Joined: 4/25/2005
Msg: 43
 
What talent do you have??
Posted: 3/19/2006 12:39:10 AM
I can armpit fart the beat of 'ooops I did it again'.
 trophyboyfriend
Joined: 4/25/2005
Msg: 6
 
Single Parents - What Would You Do?
Posted: 3/19/2006 12:38:22 AM
Dad is just as much of a parent as you are, and he cares just as much about his and your son.

I have no children anymore, I sold them for satelite radio.
 trophyboyfriend
Joined: 4/25/2005
Msg: 1
 
SEX NOISES
Posted: 3/19/2006 12:13:11 AM
meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow woof bark.


What kind of sex noises do you make?
 trophyboyfriend
Joined: 4/25/2005
Msg: 2
 
POF for Tonight in Vancouver?
Posted: 3/18/2006 1:05:09 PM
yeah I'm with mr. degrassi......let's all go to your house and swim in a pool of brylcreem. I'm sure you have some extra lying around.

 trophyboyfriend
Joined: 4/25/2005
Msg: 3
 
Care of a peircing.
Posted: 3/15/2006 4:52:21 PM
after you cut your balls off, feed it to a goat.
 trophyboyfriend
Joined: 4/25/2005
Msg: 16
 
Spud's Wheelchair Basketball
Posted: 3/15/2006 2:29:58 PM
Congratulations on your victory. When is the next one of these events? I work with some children who may be interested in watching how this is played.

On another note, sports is to men like masturbation is to nerds.
 trophyboyfriend
Joined: 4/25/2005
Msg: 184
 
What is your weakness when it comes to the opposite sex?
Posted: 3/12/2006 8:43:26 PM
Usually I find that if a girl stabs me with a knife or similar sharp object, I find myself becoming weaker as I lose blood.
 trophyboyfriend
Joined: 4/25/2005
Msg: 8
 
If you won a million dollars..........
Posted: 3/12/2006 8:39:17 PM
If I won a million dollars, I would throw it in my pile of money that I fornicate on nightly. A million dollars would make my net worth 1.001 billion dollars.
 trophyboyfriend
Joined: 4/25/2005
Msg: 9
 
My New Boy Band
Posted: 3/9/2006 12:57:31 AM

SUPERSTAR!!!!


I don't know who the other girl is, but I'm pretty sure I would do her.

Make sure she finds her way backstage.

Long live rock n roll.

OT: trophy and aerosmith on April 9. Soon to be called trophysmith, or aerophy.
 trophyboyfriend
Joined: 4/25/2005
Msg: 2
 
My New Boy Band
Posted: 3/9/2006 12:01:35 AM
Words that rhyme with vagina:


man-gina
Regina
People's Republic of China
North Carolina
Great wall of China
South Carolina
East coast of China
Township of Regina
Next to south Carolina
People in China
The border town in China
Central Carolina.


These words made me a superstar.
 trophyboyfriend
Joined: 4/25/2005
Msg: 2
 
Who wants to play pool with me and Hunneybunny??
Posted: 3/7/2006 4:28:09 PM
no dice.

In a related story, I'm looking for 2 cute girls to play tonsil hockey with later this evening.
 trophyboyfriend
Joined: 4/25/2005
Msg: 3
 
Today's the day
Posted: 3/7/2006 8:58:12 AM
happy bday.

Also happy make out tuesdays.
 
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