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 lookncville
Joined: 10/16/2007
Msg: 37 (view)
 
If I had a penis...
Posted: 5/31/2009 5:20:43 AM
For the ladies:
Why do doctors smack babies when their born?
To knock the penises off the smart ones
 lookncville
Joined: 10/16/2007
Msg: 22 (view)
 
POF party, The Lazy Parrot, Charlottesville, VA., May 29th
Posted: 5/28/2009 2:02:20 PM

Oh boy oh Boy Its almost Friday Yes cofcof I never turn down the chance to dance w/ an attractive woman
Ed
 lookncville
Joined: 10/16/2007
Msg: 23 (view)
 
If I had a penis...
Posted: 5/24/2009 2:37:53 PM
little boy and little girl were playing outside
the little boy says " I have 2 marbles"
The little girl says " I have 3 marbles"
The little boys says "I have 4 jacks"
The little girl says " I have 5 jacks"
The little boy pulls his pants down and show his penis saying " I have one of these"
The little girl pulls up her skirt and show her vagina and says " I have one of these and mommy says with one of these I can get all of those I want"

So ladies its not that you don't have one its you haven't collected yours yet
 lookncville
Joined: 10/16/2007
Msg: 24 (view)
 
Useless facts in general about general stuff and nonsense
Posted: 5/20/2009 7:08:59 PM
Useless scary fact:
looking just at a profile and picture of a man that was average /good looking and seemed reglar. 8 of 10 moms said that they would let their daughter date him. The man was Jeffery Dahmer
 lookncville
Joined: 10/16/2007
Msg: 12 (view)
 
POF get together at Lazy Parrot May 15th, Charlottesville, VA
Posted: 5/1/2009 2:13:27 PM
Hi all,
Just been busy with life, hope to see everyone there

Ed
this might have posted twice first one went into limbo land
 lookncville
Joined: 10/16/2007
Msg: 33 (view)
 
Dancing in Charlottesville to the Worx--May 3
Posted: 5/2/2008 3:40:35 PM
Cofcof, that wouldn't be fair to the other 3 females, You have my complete attention

sometimesweet anytime................ anytime
oh yea that's a "other" wink wink nod nod web sight idea hum,,,,,,,
 lookncville
Joined: 10/16/2007
Msg: 30 (view)
 
Dancing in Charlottesville to the Worx--May 3
Posted: 5/1/2008 2:37:26 PM
"Its a song, you goof.....
We've danced to it before.
What did they put in your drink anyhow? "


Darn I thought it had something to do with me being in center of 4 females
Oh well
 lookncville
Joined: 10/16/2007
Msg: 27 (view)
 
Dancing in Charlottesville to the Worx--May 3
Posted: 4/30/2008 2:29:04 PM
:Humm "Man in a box" never heard of that expression, but I'll try anything once, twice if I like it, 3 times if I get paid enough The mind ponders
 lookncville
Joined: 10/16/2007
Msg: 25 (view)
 
Dancing in Charlottesville to the Worx--May 3
Posted: 4/28/2008 1:00:31 PM
Yea........ well to keep it on "G" level . I ment that others might not call what I do on the dance floor Danc'n so I use the term rythmatic fashion (lol)
 lookncville
Joined: 10/16/2007
Msg: 23 (view)
 
Dancing in Charlottesville to the Worx--May 3
Posted: 4/28/2008 7:51:30 AM
See y'all for dinner ................Oh and hi to everyone .........miss moving my body in a rythmatic fashion the last couple of weekends

Ed
 lookncville
Joined: 10/16/2007
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Dancing in Charlottesville to the Worx--May 3
Posted: 4/1/2008 3:15:51 PM
Its on East Rio just off of 29 next to Albermare Square and the (I think) altell Store. There's a bank and putputt golf course next to it.
 lookncville
Joined: 10/16/2007
Msg: 17 (view)
 
Get together Cattle Annies, Lynchburg, VA Friday March 14
Posted: 3/6/2008 2:11:52 PM
ed you are such a dork
cute
but a dork nevertheless
save a dance for me

Will do, dork hu? Maybe cute and innocence works Besides the hotel might not have the right headboards for the proper restrain and other fun toys
 lookncville
Joined: 10/16/2007
Msg: 16 (view)
 
Get together Cattle Annies, Lynchburg, VA Friday March 14
Posted: 3/6/2008 4:47:02 AM
so ed, how picky are you about roommates?

Usually the oppsent. I tend to snore(sleep apnoea). Been known to have night construction crews to tell me to hold down the noise, they couldn't hear their jack hammers.
So I usally just get a room for myself. However guest are welcomed wink- wink nod- nod, nuff said,

Ed
 lookncville
Joined: 10/16/2007
Msg: 15 (view)
 
Get together Cattle Annies, Lynchburg, VA Friday March 14
Posted: 3/5/2008 6:23:20 PM
Can do. Anyone who needs a ride down Friday, (I'm most likely going to get a room and come back Saturday) let me know and we can go from there.
 lookncville
Joined: 10/16/2007
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Get together Cattle Annies, Lynchburg, VA Friday March 14
Posted: 2/26/2008 1:26:19 PM
Hey all,
Sorry I missed the last get togather. Had to work the next day .(hard to drag your backside out of bed after dancing and driving back to Cville. Looks like I'm off that weekend so I'm going to try to make it down. Will probly get a room as well. So unless something comes up between now and then see everyone the 14th
 lookncville
Joined: 10/16/2007
Msg: 66 (view)
 
Jan 18--Mulligans--Staunton
Posted: 1/18/2008 1:45:08 PM

Dang,
Got this stomach bug going around. No fun for me tonight see yall' next time

Ed
 lookncville
Joined: 10/16/2007
Msg: 57 (view)
 
Jan 18--Mulligans--Staunton
Posted: 1/16/2008 3:02:22 PM
Yea carring,
crossing my fingers too. Supose to get-up 50 on this side of Mt friday during the day. But I'm still a wus when it comes to driving in maybe refrozen rds . Plus I got to work Saturday soooooooo, just a wait and see for me as well.
Ed
or ?????????
 lookncville
Joined: 10/16/2007
Msg: 28 (view)
 
Jan 18--Mama Beas--Staunton
Posted: 1/11/2008 2:28:23 PM
"Ed--we'll take any amount of your time you can give up"
Ahhh your sweet. Keep me informed if plans change
Ed
 lookncville
Joined: 10/16/2007
Msg: 19 (view)
 
Jan 18--Mama Beas--Staunton
Posted: 1/10/2008 1:46:23 PM
Hey all,
Got to work the next day so I'll have to cut out early, but still looking forward see everyone. I guess I'll have to wait until next time to dance until the bovines return to their place of residence.
Ed
 lookncville
Joined: 10/16/2007
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Jan 18--Mama Beas--Staunton
Posted: 1/8/2008 2:30:58 PM
HEy Everyone,
Had a blast last time, Weather permitting, looking forward to moving in a rythmatic fashion until the Earth's rotation puts the land area facing the sun. Or until I'm to tired .
Ed

 lookncville
Joined: 10/16/2007
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'Dec 28th At Momma Bea's In Staunton Va
Posted: 12/28/2007 12:33:15 PM
Hey all,
Got out my interveiw early. Also just installed wireless internet on my home PC. Yep living out here in the sticks just had dial-up until now. Anywho checked the weather on afton. Just rain tempture is supose to stay above freezing( I'm a whimp for driving in bad weather). So I'll breakout my dancing shoes,Opps white leather pats. Guess its been a while since I went out dancing .
Anywho will try to make it for dinner. Looking forward to meeting everyone.
Ed
 lookncville
Joined: 10/16/2007
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'Dec 28th At Momma Bea's In Staunton Va
Posted: 12/26/2007 2:31:28 PM

I'm going to try to make it over..................... Not sure, a big maybe depends on when I get thru and what I feel like after I have my interveiw Friday.
Ed
 lookncville
Joined: 10/16/2007
Msg: 47 (view)
 
Dec 15th gathering at Momma Bea's in Staunton Va
Posted: 12/15/2007 11:12:37 AM

Weather is not looking good for that side of Mt.(Just calling for rain over this way).
My friend headed back home early Just in Case. He lives on the other side of Churchville, So looks like I'll miss this one .Dang
Every have a great time and see ya 'll next time around.
Ed
PS
 lookncville
Joined: 10/16/2007
Msg: 37 (view)
 
Dec 15th gathering at Momma Bea's in Staunton Va
Posted: 12/14/2007 4:24:19 PM
Yep that wait until 5 sounds good. My friend can drive but I'm a whimp in bad weather. Wrapped a pick-up around a tree during an ice storm a few years back.
Hope the storm stays to the north as well.
Ed
 lookncville
Joined: 10/16/2007
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Dec 15th gathering at Momma Bea's in Staunton Va
Posted: 12/10/2007 3:57:05 PM
Hey,
Thanks for the welcome Bob
Not sure exactly what time I'll be heading over there. Plus bring a friend with me.
Otherwise I'd be glad to give anyone a ride over. I understand what apain it can be to not to know when or if your ride will show. This could be a good thing for next time and I'll keep it mind. A plus is I don't drink so I can be a ready made Designated driver as well. Again looking forward to meeting everyone.
Ed
 lookncville
Joined: 10/16/2007
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Dec 15th gathering at Momma Bea's in Staunton Va
Posted: 12/8/2007 1:52:02 PM
wanted to make it to the here in Cville at the Parrot, but missed that one. Unless there's a snow storm that weekend(I'm a wimp when it comes to driving in ice or snow) going to try my best to get across the Mountain.
Ed
 
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