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 Author Thread: Hair. How important is it?
 tartanjohnny
Joined: 5/10/2013
Msg: 24 (view)
 
Hair. How important is it?
Posted: 11/17/2017 7:51:45 AM
Ive been bald since I was 30 - I look back at pics with hair and prefer the way I look now. I wouldn't take back a full head of hair of offered. There aren't many women who state a preference for hair or bald on their profile - problem for the OP is that many women state a preference for height -so bit of a problem for the short-arses.
 tartanjohnny
Joined: 5/10/2013
Msg: 56 (view)
 
Corbyn - time to go?
Posted: 5/24/2017 1:37:22 PM
"Still no SNP manifesto yet, deary me what carry on , what a shower. I don't think they should run a whelk stall. Thank god they are not going to be in charge of the country or we would be bankrupt before the morn"

If you are going to pontificate Billy - get your facts right. As Pauline said the SNP manifesto launch was postponed in the light of the Manchester atrocity.

You bang on and on about loads of shyte as if you have the first clue what you ae talking about. personally I think you are fookin clueless.
 tartanjohnny
Joined: 5/10/2013
Msg: 60 (view)
 
Brexit? A coup de grace?
Posted: 5/24/2017 8:53:47 AM
Pauline - I don't know why you bother trying to educate the ignorant fookwits on here about Scottish politics. They know fook all about it -coming at it from a Daily Mail perspective. Just look at the inane comments made by Billy and lo and behold Kirk has done some research - oh really - dunno what the fook you were reading.

Both countries are completely different in their political outlook - Scotland is not full of right wing xenophobes - just too many bigots in Scotland - witness the lack of UKIP there. Perhaps that's why Scotland should govern itself -what self-respecting country would want to be governed by another which is so different politically.
 tartanjohnny
Joined: 5/10/2013
Msg: 10 (view)
 
Weird crush people you shouldnt fancy. But you do
Posted: 5/11/2017 11:25:12 AM
Gail in Coronation Street.
 tartanjohnny
Joined: 5/10/2013
Msg: 45 (view)
 
What kind of welcome were you given on here?
Posted: 5/11/2017 8:30:15 AM
yes definitely was miss Allison . Banned me for five years -t old me not to come back in any other guise - asif.
 tartanjohnny
Joined: 5/10/2013
Msg: 44 (view)
 
What kind of welcome were you given on here?
Posted: 5/11/2017 7:42:38 AM
I used to love the odd argument or wind up. Got myself banned many times so had to come back in many guises - my fav was Didier Ronseal - on the basis that if I ever was to give my willy a nickname it would be Didier - and Ronseal as it does exactly what it says on the tin.

There were loads of guys creating posts that they never got any replies -so I set up a spoof one that reached to five pages with mostly me getting slagged off. Then the thread got removed. I created a new thread called thread removal accusing the mods of being naziesque in their moderation. The Canadian woman took exception and banned me for five years.

Then 2 of the posters set up a facebook group (both lovely) and we had a forum meet up in Camberley which was great fun. But on the facebook group there was quite of bit of in fighting. I am passionate about Scottish Independence and a couple of ignorant fookers about Scottish Politics had a go at me - followed by about 10 likes -so had to tell them to shove the group up their jacksie and left. Still friends on fb with two or three.

I did have the most fantastic welcome once when I met a fellow poster in real life back in the day. Not to be forgotten.
 tartanjohnny
Joined: 5/10/2013
Msg: 41 (view)
 
Can you be arsed to arse around?
Posted: 4/25/2017 4:14:11 AM
Now where did I say anything about walking in high heels lol - perfect for footsie or wearing for bedroom purposes.
 tartanjohnny
Joined: 5/10/2013
Msg: 20 (view)
 
Music that stirs the soul
Posted: 4/23/2017 6:17:34 PM
Loch Lomond by Runrig

You'll Never Walk Alone from Carousel

Music of the Night from Phantom of the Opera

Dont You Forget about Me - Simple Minds

Anythng by Showaddywaddy.
 tartanjohnny
Joined: 5/10/2013
Msg: 33 (view)
 
What are you attracted to?
Posted: 4/23/2017 6:25:21 AM
Physically - the sexiest thing in a woman is her smile - dont like too skinny or too fat - reasonable legs and wears high heels at appropriate times -as long as not suede.
 tartanjohnny
Joined: 5/10/2013
Msg: 5 (view)
 
Is it ok to order a woman about when in bed?
Posted: 4/23/2017 6:19:39 AM
"A pal of mine" - here we go again - you seem to be seeking some comfort for your own inadequacies - perjhaps counselling would suit you or else a pair of platform shoes.
 tartanjohnny
Joined: 5/10/2013
Msg: 37 (view)
 
Can you be arsed to arse around?
Posted: 4/21/2017 9:53:11 AM
well if you aren't a high heels woman then thats no use to me.
 tartanjohnny
Joined: 5/10/2013
Msg: 38 (view)
 
you have to ask the person above for a dance!
Posted: 4/4/2017 9:30:10 AM
My chat up line has never worked -

Yes the face is familiar from TV - Krypton Factor 1983 .

Howver I just dont do chat ups with strangers at all -no bottle.
 tartanjohnny
Joined: 5/10/2013
Msg: 13 (view)
 
Marrying a working girl.
Posted: 4/4/2017 9:21:53 AM
Roxy -I dont think I could help much to create the length of a football pitch - but I'm quite sure you could help me mark the penalty spot.
 tartanjohnny
Joined: 5/10/2013
Msg: 39 (view)
 
Dating older women
Posted: 3/8/2017 10:51:24 AM
"c'mon guys stop being silly, you should be bonded by your scottishness"

Lot of wee guys in Glasgow - I cant like them all
 tartanjohnny
Joined: 5/10/2013
Msg: 35 (view)
 
Dating older women
Posted: 3/8/2017 7:24:00 AM
You rreally do have small man's disease OP dont you. You'll be wanting a square go next ya wee mini ned. Must be fooking embarrassing for you reaching up on your tiptoes for a snog if some female Stevie Wonder finds you attractive.

Although Id have to agree with you on one point -Roxy is definitely hot,
 tartanjohnny
Joined: 5/10/2013
Msg: 15 (view)
 
Dating older women
Posted: 3/6/2017 8:35:48 AM
A short-arsed dude? Really? Maybe there's where the problem lies. If I was a woman you'd gie me the dry boak pal.
 tartanjohnny
Joined: 5/10/2013
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Short men. A lost battle?
Posted: 2/26/2017 8:49:02 AM
I'm pleased I'm not short but more from the angle that women wouldnt wear their heels if I was. So there's a definite plus side in being taller than the enemy .
 tartanjohnny
Joined: 5/10/2013
Msg: 15 (view)
 
Does size matter?
Posted: 2/6/2017 12:35:51 PM
Right that's enough slagging off women for wearing heels. I couldn't care less if someone was taller than me if she was wearing heels as long as she wanted to wear them . They are perfect for footsie, should be compulsory items when having sex - unless of course suede - then no good.
 tartanjohnny
Joined: 5/10/2013
Msg: 16 (view)
 
Instant turnoffs in profiles
Posted: 1/30/2017 12:44:02 PM
Use of the following phrases:-

"Like staying in..or going out " - even worse with a DVD and a glass of red.

"My taste in music is eclectic"

"I don't bite - well not unless you ask"

"I prefer the finer things in life " -just fook off you snobby cow.

IF someone puts no baldies - then that is their preference - however Id sometimes love to reply that my preference is for no uglies - but I'm too nice to do that.
 tartanjohnny
Joined: 5/10/2013
Msg: 11 (view)
 
Theresa May's Leather Trousers
Posted: 12/16/2016 12:51:14 PM
In responsse to Roxy

"Mr Bonds, I could too rock a pair of leather trousers, even at my grand old age of 50!!!
And I just love the idea that you twerk Billy.
Since a young teenager I've had a thing for Sophia Loren, nose and all.
I've a big conk, but have only really noticed it this last few years, like it's just grown, or maybe I've spent too many years deluded.

I wear what I like, but then I've always had disastrous dress-sense "


Rock of pair of leather trousers - definitely true

Disastrous dress-sense? Liar Liar pants on fire - quite the opposite - or so Ive been told!

Big conk ? A wee birdy tells me you look absolutely gorgeous and Ive no reason to dispute that.
 tartanjohnny
Joined: 5/10/2013
Msg: 15 (view)
 
Typically British
Posted: 12/10/2016 9:53:43 AM
Cant be ars ed? Or just plain too stupid? Please don't throw about insinuations when you haven't got the first clue what you are talking about.
 tartanjohnny
Joined: 5/10/2013
Msg: 10 (view)
 
Typically British
Posted: 12/7/2016 7:35:06 AM
"Racist shit"? Care to explain?
 tartanjohnny
Joined: 5/10/2013
Msg: 5 (view)
 
Typically British
Posted: 11/29/2016 12:54:39 PM
No such thing as "British" in my eyes. When you say typically "British" - do you really mean typically English. Its my view that common traits are far more defined within each country rather than UK wide.

If I was referencing something that was akin to my national behaviour Id say typically Scottish as way too much diversity between Scots, English ,Welsh etc - really annoys me all this "British" guff.
 tartanjohnny
Joined: 5/10/2013
Msg: 8 (view)
 
Old Forumites
Posted: 11/8/2016 1:20:54 PM
I still call in on the forum once in a while but don't read it regularly. My favourite memory was meeting one of the women forumites and having a snog in the dark in her porch before Id even seen her. She was even better looking than her pics in real life
 tartanjohnny
Joined: 5/10/2013
Msg: 12 (view)
 
Are all IT guys boring?
Posted: 6/22/2016 1:03:03 PM
Oh jeez , I'm an IT analyst - Id bore myself if I was talking about IT never mind anyone else .
 tartanjohnny
Joined: 5/10/2013
Msg: 2 (view)
 
Employer forces female employee to wear heels
Posted: 5/12/2016 10:57:49 AM
I'm not into forcing anyone into wearing heels - but certainly wouldn't complain if it was compulsory for women to wear them at s exy time.
 tartanjohnny
Joined: 5/10/2013
Msg: 15 (view)
 
Do we need a British-only review forum?
Posted: 5/12/2016 10:50:54 AM
wish people would stop all this Billy Brit crap - there are far too many differences between us Scots and you other English, Welsh or Northern Irish to be lumped together.
 tartanjohnny
Joined: 5/10/2013
Msg: 22 (view)
 
do you kiss during hook ups?
Posted: 5/4/2016 9:34:24 AM
No way could I ever do a "hook-up" without kissing. May as well just have sex with anyone without that. Kissing is the gateway to great sex in my book.

One of my sexiest ever experiences was meeting someone for the first time - we had talked beforehand of kissing anyway straight away - and depending on how that went might determine what room I was staying in at her house.
I had only seen her pics before meeting and when I knocked on the door - she answered still in the dark as the light wasn't on. She put her arms around me and kissed me in the dark - one of the most arousing things ever.

Did lead to a fantastic "hook-up" if that's what you call it.
 tartanjohnny
Joined: 5/10/2013
Msg: 12 (view)
 
Who is that mystery celeb?
Posted: 4/18/2016 3:24:55 PM
I think sooty would be non-sexual but sweep definitely a ladies man .
 tartanjohnny
Joined: 5/10/2013
Msg: 49 (view)
 
Psychology behind not replying?
Posted: 2/17/2016 12:08:31 PM
What a load of crap all this wailing about no replies - man up. I don't give a monkey's whether someone replies or not - in fact Id prefer no reply to one telling me no thanks.

If it came to me replying - then Id rather not reply than send a no thanks message -I feel uncomfortable sending a no thanks message.

Just let it go ffs - nothing to do with laziness.
 tartanjohnny
Joined: 5/10/2013
Msg: 100 (view)
 
women wearing long boots!
Posted: 8/4/2015 12:03:53 PM
As long as they are high heels and leather not suede lol. Knee high boots classy and sexy - over the knee boots ...oh dear me.
 tartanjohnny
Joined: 5/10/2013
Msg: 12 (view)
 
honey trapping, opinion needed
Posted: 7/15/2015 12:07:49 PM
Having read your profile Lou , I have to commend you on giving advance warning to men that you a first-rate nutjob.

That profile would put Quasimodo off - jeez .

I'm just surprised that anyone actually meets up with you never mind your mate having to trap them.
 tartanjohnny
Joined: 5/10/2013
Msg: 6 (view)
 
Supermarket etiquette
Posted: 1/19/2015 12:03:08 PM
I prefer to use self service but it just gets me into trouble. Got a warning from an assistant last week for swearing profusely at the machine in Morrisons.
 tartanjohnny
Joined: 5/10/2013
Msg: 15 (view)
 
Witchhunts ... where will they end ?
Posted: 1/14/2015 6:34:58 PM
The court has convicted him or rape based on the fact that they believed she could not give her consent as she was too drunk. Now who says she was comatose ? She was able to consent to go back to the hotel room with the first bloke and then the jury deemed that she had consented to sex with the first bloke. But somehow she has become unable to give consent moments later when Evans had sex with her.

If they jury had decided that both men were guilty then that would make more sense to me - but the jury told the judge that they could not make unanimous verdicts. Judge advised that if they could not come up with unanimous verdicts then they would have to come back the following week - then within 50 minutes the jury came back with unanimous verdicts - one not guilty - the other guilty.

I'm not defending Evans character but I still see the verdict and the circumstances around it as inconclusive and dodgy.

Ive been drunk many times where I cant remember what had happened the night before - but just because I cant remember it doesn't mean I did things against my will.

As I said before - what is the situation in places like Ibiza and Cyprus where lots of youngsters are pissed out of their heads and sleeping with each other - mass rape?

Oh by the way Billy - stick yer sanctimonious shyte up yer jacksie.
 tartanjohnny
Joined: 5/10/2013
Msg: 11 (view)
 
Witchhunts ... where will they end ?
Posted: 1/13/2015 12:43:28 PM
Ive only recently had a look at the court transcripts of the Ched Evans case. Was unaware of what had happened. He was found guilty as the court found she was too drunk to able to give consent - whereas his mate that was also charged with rape who had sex with her first was fount not guilty.

I find this a bit of a grey area - if Evans and his mate were both worse for wear as well , perhaps they were unable to be certain that the woman was drunk and not able to give consent. The woman does not remember anything. She went to the police the next day thinking her drink had been spiked which was not the case. The police and the CPS then advised her to have both men charged with rape.

Having watched many of these programs in Ibiza, Cyprus etc where many drunk people are having sex with each other - you would think that on the basis for the Evans case then many people could potentially be charged with rape.

I initially thought he had had sex with her against her will but it was because she was deemed unable to give consent. There but for the grace for many people.
 tartanjohnny
Joined: 5/10/2013
Msg: 6 (view)
 
IGNORED 100% OF THE TIME
Posted: 12/7/2014 2:14:05 PM
Mysticus is not old and she is very attractive too - just thought Id embarrass you there.
 tartanjohnny
Joined: 5/10/2013
Msg: 4 (view)
 
Getting older
Posted: 1/6/2014 4:08:18 PM
I spend a lot less on haircuts and I dont have too many embarrassing arousals like I did when I was teenager.
 tartanjohnny
Joined: 5/10/2013
Msg: 326 (view)
 
Favorite Quotes
Posted: 11/25/2013 4:04:37 PM
"I'd rather have one at fifty than two at twenty-five" - Tartanjohnny at a POF do when 2 young things were chatting to me.
 tartanjohnny
Joined: 5/10/2013
Msg: 49 (view)
 
Long/short hair for the mature ladies
Posted: 11/4/2013 10:54:03 AM
I find this a fascinating subject - but Id never suggest to a woman to change her hairstyle. Its up to the individual to
decide what looks best for herself. The right hairstyle can definitely accentuate a woman's attraction though.

As a baldy grey haired man - my views are irrelevant lol as I'm not dyeing my hair and have it short through necessity not to look like a clown.
 tartanjohnny
Joined: 5/10/2013
Msg: 8 (view)
 
Soul mate finding
Posted: 10/24/2013 12:37:12 PM
The phrase "soul mate" just makes me cringe. Think Id run a mile from someone looking for one of those. Immediately flags up "oh oh" moment when reading it in someone's profile.
 tartanjohnny
Joined: 5/10/2013
Msg: 55 (view)
 
Old and alone.
Posted: 9/12/2013 5:44:46 PM
well I hope I get a decent pension to cover the cost of the extra viagra required.
 tartanjohnny
Joined: 5/10/2013
Msg: 19 (view)
 
What sort of people are attracted to the armed forces and the Police force these days?
Posted: 9/2/2013 6:09:44 AM
well considering the vast majority of police Ive had dealings with have been complete and utter arrogant bassas (with the exception of female police) then any woman who ends up with a policeman - good luck.
 tartanjohnny
Joined: 5/10/2013
Msg: 101 (view)
 
What are your fun little dirty little secrets?
Posted: 8/13/2013 1:40:06 PM
If a woman has high heels on, kissing her from the foot slowly upwards to the tops of her legs. Then if she presses on my c*ck with her shoes on or just caresses me that way - drives me nuts.
 tartanjohnny
Joined: 5/10/2013
Msg: 81 (view)
 
How far would you travel to meet someone?
Posted: 8/13/2013 1:26:39 PM
Well I thought Northants was fine when I was there - I could have come and visited you as well Alice.
 tartanjohnny
Joined: 5/10/2013
Msg: 65 (view)
 
How far would you travel to meet someone?
Posted: 8/9/2013 12:30:47 PM
Ive travelled three hours to Northamptonshire before and very nice meeting it was as well.
 tartanjohnny
Joined: 5/10/2013
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Could it get any better?
Posted: 7/11/2013 1:50:37 PM
Whats with this "Brit" nonsense. Andy Murray is Scottish, I'm Scottish, Tim Henham is English still liked him though lol) .Personally I dont give a flying about anything "British" - couldnt care less. Sooner we get Independence then officially then Mr Murray will have to be regarded as a Scot - then you can have your Southern Brits.
 tartanjohnny
Joined: 5/10/2013
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Is there really a type for you?
Posted: 7/5/2013 4:19:20 AM
I dont have a type as such but I would have a requirement of nice smile and wears high heels at the right time.
 
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