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 Author Thread: Need opinion please!!!
 ackman1465
Joined: 10/30/2007
Msg: 42 (view)
 
Need opinion please!!!
Posted: 11/17/2011 12:51:46 PM
Sounds like you wore him out in just 3 months. I guess he didn't have much "staying" power.....
 ackman1465
Joined: 10/30/2007
Msg: 35 (view)
 
Do guys only like easy girls?
Posted: 11/17/2011 12:49:27 PM
I'm willing to invoke the "four date" routine.... but, after that, I'm outta there!!!!.....
 ackman1465
Joined: 10/30/2007
Msg: 62 (view)
 
Watching your partner have sex with someone else
Posted: 11/17/2011 12:46:28 PM
I think that "offering up" your G/F to some other guy is the ULTIMATE insult to both her AND to YOU!!!!!

How better to show her that you think nothing more of her than that she is "your" piece of meat to be shared, such as it is, with others.....

You girls who said anything resembling "No way," stick to your guns.....
 ackman1465
Joined: 10/30/2007
Msg: 93 (view)
 
Masturbation...How much is Too Much???
Posted: 11/17/2011 12:40:15 PM
You can tell that you are masturbating too much when one or more of the following applies to you:

1. You have hair all over the palms of your hands,
2. Your eyesight has deteriorated such that you are darn-near blind (you may be able to save your vision if you stop at this point!),
3. You've gone mad,
4. Your rotator cuff, in your shoulder, is as loose as the ball joints on your father's 1956 Ford...

If NONE of these apply.... feel free to keep at it....
 ackman1465
Joined: 10/30/2007
Msg: 22 (view)
 
Doesn't want sex, but only talks about sex?
Posted: 11/17/2011 12:37:18 PM
Some women think that talking abou it constitutes "oral sex".....
 ackman1465
Joined: 10/30/2007
Msg: 26 (view)
 
How to get my lover really horny question?
Posted: 11/17/2011 12:35:46 PM
For me, the only "foreplay" that's necessary is for the woman TO SHOW UP!!!!!
 ackman1465
Joined: 10/30/2007
Msg: 30 (view)
 
People that say they have sex 4 or more times a day...
Posted: 9/16/2011 2:38:30 PM
I think I may need new glasses. I could SWEAR that your submittal sez ".... 4 or more times a DAY..."... and I believe it should read: "... 4 or more times a YEAR..."

Can you recommend a good optometrist in my area?????
 ackman1465
Joined: 10/30/2007
Msg: 176 (view)
 
Sexy voices.......... what type turns you on?
Posted: 9/16/2011 2:36:17 PM
As a guy, I like to hear the woman's voice that comes at me from the pillow right beside mine..... Doesn't make much difference what octave it's in.....
 ackman1465
Joined: 10/30/2007
Msg: 11 (view)
 
Need some suggestions
Posted: 9/16/2011 2:29:57 PM
You know what I've been doing lately??? I stand on a street corner with a sign that says "I buy gold"..... and, when a woman approached me with her cache of jewelry I tell her: "That sign is a bunch of do-do...... I don't have a penny to buy gold. I'm only using it a ruse to get to meet you. How are you doing? Do you have any plans for the next couple of hours? .. or the next 25 years?"

So far, it hasn't worked.... but I'm confident it will, before too long.....

Good luck....

P.S. I'm on the corner of Del Prado Blvd and Cape Coral Pkwy.... please stay away from there.... that's MY TURF!!!!!
 ackman1465
Joined: 10/30/2007
Msg: 18 (view)
 
Family Fued Question
Posted: 9/15/2011 3:35:09 PM
Suga: You're zero-ing in on "the answer".... Good luck...
 ackman1465
Joined: 10/30/2007
Msg: 15 (view)
 
Family Fued Question
Posted: 9/15/2011 7:05:18 AM
This reminds me of a quote which, I believe, is widely understood to be true.

To wit:

Women offer sex in hopes it is part of a loving relationship. Men feign a loving relationship in order to get sex.....
 
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