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 Author Thread: Childs play ?
 mark130273
Joined: 5/28/2005
Msg: 5 (view)
 
Childs play ?
Posted: 3/15/2008 4:47:56 AM
and one thing i have noticed about 5 years ago, when i was a lad used to go the park on a saturday and there was abotu 5 games of footy going on , i went through the park the other year on a saturday afternoon and there wasnt one game going on !!!

what is to blame for it !!!!

sony & nintendo & microsoft !!!

your theory !
 mark130273
Joined: 5/28/2005
Msg: 7 (view)
 
Moving on, getting over your ex, starting over again!
Posted: 3/15/2008 4:44:53 AM
well the moving on thing can be hard or easy, but if your still talk to each other then it can be ok , but then the greed comes in ..... then fists and verbals fly all around.....

but i moved on and got the little ********* ******** ******* c*** o*** h*** w****r ****w*****y****f***** ****h**** out of my system !!!
 mark130273
Joined: 5/28/2005
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Its all for charity!
Posted: 3/15/2008 4:40:57 AM
soory but all these programmes they put on for charity ?

its all wrong , few years ago , i heard that terry w***gan got paid £100,000 for one nights work on children in need !!!
 mark130273
Joined: 5/28/2005
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Childs play ?
Posted: 3/15/2008 4:30:39 AM
isnt that the modern day world thou ! ie shannon moore !

cant trust anyone or anything ...

hey went i was a kid ? you could go out and leave your back door open ?
 mark130273
Joined: 5/28/2005
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Christmas Jokes and funnies........lets hear them.......
Posted: 12/15/2006 12:56:07 PM
well there actually was a 9th reindeer called "gravy the brown nose reindeer"

he was behind rudolf but didnt have good breaks !!!!!!!
 mark130273
Joined: 5/28/2005
Msg: 8 (view)
 
Are there any affordable sleepy places to live??
Posted: 10/29/2006 3:51:16 AM
well there might be? but there something i just heard this morning that the council is going to charge from now on what type of area you live in ? so the better the area the more you pay? probibly 3 times as much as your paying now ? so get moving to a derelict area ??lol
 mark130273
Joined: 5/28/2005
Msg: 18 (view)
 
Lottery
Posted: 10/29/2006 3:49:46 AM
ibloom ing well wish ...........the most ive ever won is 54 quid for 4 numberes about 8 years ago.................

mind you .i play the thunderball now more often.....win ever couple of weeks on that one ?
 mark130273
Joined: 5/28/2005
Msg: 172 (view)
 
wot famous , person have u been told u look like,
Posted: 9/1/2006 10:03:16 AM
well when i was a bit younger....i had harold bishop of neightbours !!!!!!!!
 mark130273
Joined: 5/28/2005
Msg: 28 (view)
 
14 Firefighters Facing The Sack.
Posted: 9/1/2006 10:01:07 AM
though decision .but if theres 14 of them i think they should be allowed to refudse? if it was only one thou ?
 mark130273
Joined: 5/28/2005
Msg: 78 (view)
 
4x4
Posted: 9/1/2006 10:00:12 AM
you might of get rid .cus if they bring in the new fuel consunmption prices youll be paying a fortune?
lol

i take it thou ?hehehe
 mark130273
Joined: 5/28/2005
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Whats The Cooliest Movie Scene Ever?
Posted: 9/1/2006 9:59:07 AM
favourate 3 screens from films..................

1: matrix 2 neo against smith smiths and smiths !!!!!!

2: superman 2 where he fights three villans from krypton in the ice palace and they lose there power instead of superman !!!

3: total recall : the protitute on mars with 3 T*Ts lol............sorry couldnt decide on the last one ?
 mark130273
Joined: 5/28/2005
Msg: 61 (view)
 
Deep Throating
Posted: 8/31/2006 1:39:15 PM
is this a silly question...how many men like it????

100 %
 mark130273
Joined: 5/28/2005
Msg: 35 (view)
 
I have a Question
Posted: 8/31/2006 1:38:01 PM
well the act itself ..........who knows...but should be all nighter ...from start to finish ?
 mark130273
Joined: 5/28/2005
Msg: 35 (view)
 
Chinese proverb of the day
Posted: 4/26/2006 1:20:31 PM
man who gets sacked after going the toilet and not washing hands get golden handshake....
 mark130273
Joined: 5/28/2005
Msg: 25 (view)
 
Age limits
Posted: 4/26/2006 1:17:02 PM
is that an offer then buffy???

well mind you not in my 40+ yet....................
 mark130273
Joined: 5/28/2005
Msg: 10 (view)
 
SPORTS THAT WERE NOT MEANT TO BE PLAYED BY WOMEN.
Posted: 9/28/2005 12:00:08 PM
simple ....................bodybuilding.............yuck..........
 mark130273
Joined: 5/28/2005
Msg: 36 (view)
 
BEST ATHLETE RETIRES?
Posted: 9/3/2005 1:24:08 AM
lance was awsome.......best since ed moses........lol
 mark130273
Joined: 5/28/2005
Msg: 18 (view)
 
could you go 6 months
Posted: 9/3/2005 1:21:41 AM
no way;...................bad enought when the soccer season finishes and theres no world cup[ or european championship.........

need my sport fix.........
 mark130273
Joined: 5/28/2005
Msg: 4 (view)
 
Is Darts a sport?
Posted: 9/3/2005 1:20:02 AM
who thinks that they should put poker in the olympics????????


bring it on??????/


 mark130273
Joined: 5/28/2005
Msg: 23 (view)
 
Sexy women in sports
Posted: 9/3/2005 1:18:03 AM
ggod call.....all the wwe babes........

but sharapova.......legs right all the way to her armpits.........

lol
 mark130273
Joined: 5/28/2005
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snooker.
Posted: 8/31/2005 1:48:23 PM
does anyone in america play snooker...........

you all play 9 ball pool etc etc ......

but how popular is snooker..........
 mark130273
Joined: 5/28/2005
Msg: 3 (view)
 
Is Darts a sport?
Posted: 8/31/2005 1:47:03 PM
i your none american it is...just beacuse youve got no stars ?dont mean its not a sport .....

you think soccers a sport....and you rubbish at that ?

cheers


 mark130273
Joined: 5/28/2005
Msg: 20 (view)
 
Hogan vs HBK at SummerSlam will it be any good?
Posted: 8/24/2005 12:14:07 PM
what can i say.........yawnm yawn.......this is why he should or retired 15 yeasrs ago......american hero....but not for us over in england
 mark130273
Joined: 5/28/2005
Msg: 72 (view)
 
top 6 things that piss you off the most.
Posted: 8/21/2005 4:11:43 AM
6: girl who think all you want is sex .when you say hi

5: toilet roll on the toilet facing so it rolls paper away from the wall...(stupid hey)

4: slurppers

3: women drivers.(hahaha)

2: my ex

1: my ex....i know its on here twice but thats life
 mark130273
Joined: 5/28/2005
Msg: 34 (view)
 
Best Pro Wrestler of all time
Posted: 8/21/2005 4:07:55 AM
have to say bret hart..........but if jon cena carries on like he is working the mic and in ring too he will be up there. top class
 mark130273
Joined: 5/28/2005
Msg: 62 (view)
 
who is the number 1 sporting legend?
Posted: 8/21/2005 4:05:23 AM
well my legeond is got to be lance armstrong...win 7 tour de frances........name anyone else who has been as dominate in any other sport....but steve redgrave comes very close second ....5 gold medals over 20 years......
 mark130273
Joined: 5/28/2005
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Hogan vs HBK at SummerSlam will it be any good?
Posted: 8/21/2005 4:03:25 AM
well i got to say,,if this is hogans last match and he does the "yawn yawn" kick out of super kick to leg drop and win . it will be the most boring match in the history of wrestling..he done that for 30 years and it got boring about 15 years ago.....get some other finishing move and get something different......wrestling has moved on from the 80's

p.s. from england so hogans just another wrestler and not an hero /icon

shawn is a true wrestler.....moves with the times ////
 mark130273
Joined: 5/28/2005
Msg: 22 (view)
 
What's the best pick-up line you have used?
Posted: 6/28/2005 5:12:23 AM
i think that would work for me weekendhuntress...........................


phone now....lol

 mark130273
Joined: 5/28/2005
Msg: 37 (view)
 
What would you do if you were hot?
Posted: 6/28/2005 5:11:02 AM
i would help the teacher cool down.............me fridge is full to the brim with cubes.......just waiting ??lol

 mark130273
Joined: 5/28/2005
Msg: 11 (view)
 
How soon is too soon??
Posted: 6/28/2005 5:09:03 AM
depends on what you want from the relationship............if it quicky hello and see you when ever.then 5 mins is ok...

but if its more maybe a couple of dates ????

who really knows???

lol
 mark130273
Joined: 5/28/2005
Msg: 45 (view)
 
How many partners have you had in one day?
Posted: 6/28/2005 5:07:13 AM
@punkdchick..................1 is not sad sad one......... it means youve got morals.........not a busy me in a "y" shaped coffin ..lmao
 mark130273
Joined: 5/28/2005
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Too much masturbation...
Posted: 6/28/2005 5:01:26 AM
no theres never enough of that...........but in your mind your properly lacking intrest in it and need a fresh challenge..............i.e me..lol

lmao

 mark130273
Joined: 5/28/2005
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What's the best pick-up line you have used?
Posted: 6/28/2005 4:47:15 AM
we all know the pick up lines ,and most of them are sh*te but some of them are funy and good too......but in my experience they dont work.....better just to introduce yourself......

or stand there beggoning them over with one finger and when they come over they say "yes", you reply with"if i can make you cum with one finger ,just imagine what i can do with the rest off my body".................


lmao

 mark130273
Joined: 5/28/2005
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Would you tell your best friend if you found out he/she was being cheated on???
Posted: 6/28/2005 4:40:23 AM
whats the def. of cheating..............but if my best was being cheated on i would tell him/her..but if they where doing the cheating it wouldbe another whole different thread??

lol

 mark130273
Joined: 5/28/2005
Msg: 22 (view)
 
Birthday Sex
Posted: 6/28/2005 4:38:25 AM
happy b'day lil sweat heart 2004 .............12 th july......cant wait.....haha

but mines not till feb 13 th


gutted..................

mine you all missed my b'day last year.............

 mark130273
Joined: 5/28/2005
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Oral vs. Intercourse...
Posted: 6/28/2005 12:25:45 AM
oral vs intercourse....now that a biggggggggg question...........if you had too choose to give up for life and never had it again ,,i would have to say i would choose intercourse.......nice and more saterfying than oral...but if it was only for a couple of weeks...i would choose oral..........dont think i could live without oral completely.........or intercourse either??///

so in concluision...............dont know ???

lmao


 mark130273
Joined: 5/28/2005
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Nice profile..
Posted: 6/27/2005 5:03:54 AM
i have to say that it is possible that you can have a fully working relationship without telling the whole truth.............if you see someone on a train a girl who looks amazing and she smiles at you ??????...do you go home and say i got smiled at by a beautiful women?????/


not if you want to live?
 mark130273
Joined: 5/28/2005
Msg: 107 (view)
 
Were you ever so horny that,you wanted to taste your own cum???
Posted: 6/27/2005 4:42:59 AM
dont know weather this is meant to be at males or female,...but couldnt really have my own....but a womens..........yummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmy

 mark130273
Joined: 5/28/2005
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Substitutes for Sex.... honest and funny ones!
Posted: 6/26/2005 7:44:58 AM
my substitute for is sex is soccer..........

1: it all starts with a whistle
2: must always warm up
3: make sure your last the distance or make somone stand in for you
4: if you on the floor......clean up the mess
5: it lasts 90 minutes
6: at the end your all sweaty
7: always get a bath/shower afterwards
8: get changed and go home to the misses
9: watch the highlights on tv afterwards..



lmao

 mark130273
Joined: 5/28/2005
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Ball size, what’s your preference ?
Posted: 6/26/2005 7:40:24 AM
what sort of threads this.....................its funny thou..........didnt think that balls differed that much anyway
 mark130273
Joined: 5/28/2005
Msg: 83 (view)
 
Distinguishing between a real orgasm and a fake one
Posted: 6/26/2005 7:38:23 AM
big round of applaus for you butturcup...........never fake.............

but most can tell anyway...........

lmao

 mark130273
Joined: 5/28/2005
Msg: 94 (view)
 
The Best position
Posted: 6/26/2005 7:36:09 AM
DOGGY................woo hoooooooooooo...ride em cowboy//////////


lmao]
 mark130273
Joined: 5/28/2005
Msg: 56 (view)
 
Distinguishing between a real orgasm and a fake one
Posted: 6/24/2005 8:38:32 AM
twice..........what the fu*king hell.........little git...........i love to do it.........anytime..............all the time if someone let me???

lmao

 mark130273
Joined: 5/28/2005
Msg: 17 (view)
 
spit or swallow girls which do u do
Posted: 6/24/2005 8:36:52 AM
too excited to type hey...............lmao
 mark130273
Joined: 5/28/2005
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orgasm
Posted: 6/24/2005 8:31:53 AM
just let me have a go??????????lol


lots of foreplay...........get a man who knows what hes doing.........

and most of all relax big time

lol
 mark130273
Joined: 5/28/2005
Msg: 37 (view)
 
When is it considered sex?
Posted: 6/24/2005 8:30:05 AM
thats the big question that there seem to be a dispute.................

is oral = sex

i have to say no..............


penatration below= yeh

anything esle...............foreplay


lol
 mark130273
Joined: 5/28/2005
Msg: 95 (view)
 
Fellas would you rather have......
Posted: 6/24/2005 8:24:57 AM
its the personallity thats sexy.thats what your gor to talk to..make love with .........body is just a shell............................


lol
 mark130273
Joined: 5/28/2005
Msg: 53 (view)
 
Distinguishing between a real orgasm and a fake one
Posted: 6/24/2005 8:22:26 AM
when he comes back up and his chins clean.........doh doesnt take a homer simpson to work it out?????????/

lmao
 mark130273
Joined: 5/28/2005
Msg: 51 (view)
 
Distinguishing between a real orgasm and a fake one
Posted: 6/24/2005 8:17:24 AM
@sweetkristine.................surely he must of noticed some difference.......or maybe he was just pleased to get it?lol


 mark130273
Joined: 5/28/2005
Msg: 17 (view)
 
threesome guys what would you do!!
Posted: 6/24/2005 8:11:12 AM
like to say................3some only with 2 girls..........not into gay thing.........but if the girls want it ............im game............

lmao


 
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