Show ALL Forums
Posted In Forum:

Home   login   MyForums  
 
 Author Thread: Are you ready to sleep with these two?
 Seki1949
Joined: 9/4/2013
Msg: 74 (view)
 
Are you ready to sleep with these two?
Posted: 12/7/2018 8:54:34 PM
So who is left here these days?
 Seki1949
Joined: 9/4/2013
Msg: 16 (view)
 
Be honest, how long did you know the last person you had sex with?
Posted: 12/7/2018 8:18:28 PM
Must be an age thing. I have had some real quickies in the last 6 months. 2-4-6 hours.
 Seki1949
Joined: 9/4/2013
Msg: 32 (view)
 
Chronic Illness? A deal breaker or not?
Posted: 9/11/2018 7:27:21 PM

they do say that crazy women are the best in bed!


That has been my experience. I have to really fight the urge...
 Seki1949
Joined: 9/4/2013
Msg: 391 (view)
 
SHDP
Posted: 9/7/2018 7:39:18 PM
Functional vagina - Per square inch, the most expensive real estate in the world.
 Seki1949
Joined: 9/4/2013
Msg: 390 (view)
 
SHDP
Posted: 9/7/2018 7:31:37 PM
Functional vagina - Per square inch, the most expensive real estate in the world.
 Seki1949
Joined: 9/4/2013
Msg: 244 (view)
 
When's the last time you met someone in real life to date?
Posted: 9/7/2018 6:59:45 PM

Maybe if he'd been 10 years younger I would have said yes. But I did not.


Dang, I just missed the cut.
 Seki1949
Joined: 9/4/2013
Msg: 48 (view)
 
MAKE-UP WARS
Posted: 9/6/2018 8:02:47 PM
Note to self: Be out the door and backing down the drive way before they hit the shower.
 Seki1949
Joined: 9/4/2013
Msg: 108 (view)
 
You know you are getting SCOLD when...
Posted: 6/11/2018 6:49:25 PM
^^^
There's not much history on The History Channel.
 Seki1949
Joined: 9/4/2013
Msg: 263 (view)
 
Best song one liners/lyrics you love
Posted: 6/8/2018 1:03:13 AM
New Ones Coming as the Old Ones Go . . .
 Seki1949
Joined: 9/4/2013
Msg: 262 (view)
 
Best song one liners/lyrics you love
Posted: 6/8/2018 1:02:33 AM
And touching makes the flesh, to cry out loud . . .
 Seki1949
Joined: 9/4/2013
Msg: 261 (view)
 
Favorite POF forum posters?
Posted: 5/28/2018 9:07:06 AM

LiterateHiker is back


Is this true?
 Seki1949
Joined: 9/4/2013
Msg: 29 (view)
 
What is your max distance?
Posted: 5/28/2018 8:55:29 AM

. . .sometimes running over them with my car and dragging them home.


Please advise make, model, color of car, and a convenient intersection. TIA.
 Seki1949
Joined: 9/4/2013
Msg: 15 (view)
 
Is he texting me because he's interested or polite?
Posted: 5/28/2018 8:48:39 AM
That "my legs are closed for random sex" is strangely exciting. I'm a little bit 'bothered' if you know what I mean.
 Seki1949
Joined: 9/4/2013
Msg: 189 (view)
 
Women making the first move...
Posted: 5/7/2018 9:41:32 PM
^^^^
At 51 you would be very you to have ED issues. Wait until you're in your mid-60's. It can happen pretty fast.
 Seki1949
Joined: 9/4/2013
Msg: 329 (view)
 
Instant turn aways
Posted: 5/6/2018 11:32:06 PM

If you live in your mom's basement


. . . and she's been dead for 20 years.
 Seki1949
Joined: 9/4/2013
Msg: 1 (view)
 
Are you ready to sleep with these two?
Posted: 5/6/2018 11:21:22 PM
There's an attractive local profile that includes a picture of two dogs and the caption "Are you ready to sleep with these two?" Ummm, no!

I understand that people sleep with their pets. But the first few bumbling times in the dark, I would like to be alone and not kicking Fido(s) off the bed with one foot...

How do you feel about sleeping with other peoples pets (particularly early in a relationship)?
 Seki1949
Joined: 9/4/2013
Msg: 313 (view)
 
Calling Kids baggage
Posted: 5/5/2018 10:13:25 AM

I'm actually meeting men over 60 with full time custody of toddlers.


60? Full time custody? Toddlers? Kill me now, O'Lord!
 Seki1949
Joined: 9/4/2013
Msg: 260 (view)
 
Favorite POF forum posters?
Posted: 4/30/2018 6:19:36 PM
Ah! 'Maeflowers' A classic!
 Seki1949
Joined: 9/4/2013
Msg: 197 (view)
 
When's the last time you met someone in real life to date?
Posted: 4/30/2018 6:10:56 PM

they must treat her good or they got no chance.


"...they have no chance."
 Seki1949
Joined: 9/4/2013
Msg: 78 (view)
 
Only short people here?
Posted: 4/29/2018 1:39:06 PM
"Yup, pretty much the same as bars, dance clubs, strip joints, church socials, roller rinks, meet up events, singles cruises, piano lounges, craft beer pubs, sex clubs, convenient store parking lots, and other places..."

Weddings also.
 Seki1949
Joined: 9/4/2013
Msg: 50 (view)
 
What do you think the norm is for dates resulting in sex?
Posted: 4/29/2018 9:32:28 AM
I prefer to have phone sex before the first meet. I find that it breaks down a lot of barriers.
 Seki1949
Joined: 9/4/2013
Msg: 184 (view)
 
When's the last time you met someone in real life to date?
Posted: 4/27/2018 10:00:38 PM

Nice guys are average looking guy that must spend a lot of time and money to get a girl and they must treat her good or they got no chance.


Note to self: Save on money and time. Go long, deep, and hard instantly. Chick-Babes dig it!

Returning to thread subject: About two and a half hours ago (from here on POF). Very instantaneous decision. She bought the coffee.
 Seki1949
Joined: 9/4/2013
Msg: 274 (view)
 
DATING Sloths
Posted: 4/15/2018 8:46:43 AM

What are old geezer women looking for?


Sloths!
 Seki1949
Joined: 9/4/2013
Msg: 17 (view)
 
never give up never settle
Posted: 4/15/2018 8:36:17 AM
Profile does not match original post.
 Seki1949
Joined: 9/4/2013
Msg: 28 (view)
 
You know you are getting OLD when...
Posted: 4/6/2018 8:21:13 PM
Cyn, I can't wait forever! I'm trying to be patient, I really am...
 Seki1949
Joined: 9/4/2013
Msg: 197 (view)
 
VERY LOW OPINION OV MY SELF EVEN LOWER
Posted: 4/5/2018 12:57:13 AM
Pig, HS, and Harmony gone? This place is a ghost town.
 Seki1949
Joined: 9/4/2013
Msg: 18 (view)
 
Gimme a number. Your best guess will do just fine.
Posted: 4/4/2018 6:52:08 PM
"My number?"

I have a second phone.
 Seki1949
Joined: 9/4/2013
Msg: 18 (view)
 
is that old, or online dating?
Posted: 4/3/2018 10:59:40 PM
About 15 minutes ago.
 Seki1949
Joined: 9/4/2013
Msg: 13 (view)
 
Gimme a number. Your best guess will do just fine.
Posted: 4/3/2018 6:33:47 PM
mahwahgirl339114, Takes the thread!
 Seki1949
Joined: 9/4/2013
Msg: 13 (view)
 
is that old, or online dating?
Posted: 4/3/2018 6:30:57 PM
Hypothetically, does phone sex with an old girl friend who you still love count? Hypothetically, of course.
 Seki1949
Joined: 9/4/2013
Msg: 125 (view)
 
Who Is Too Young or Too Old for You to Date?
Posted: 4/1/2018 9:41:15 AM
"....do you want dinner or sex?"

We can still do both. I have coupons for Jack-in-the-Box. Sex first tho, in case of indigestion.
 Seki1949
Joined: 9/4/2013
Msg: 114 (view)
 
i like phone sex
Posted: 3/24/2018 7:04:36 AM
I have an ex that lives two states away. Once in a while on a week-end if we are both a little lonely . . .
 Seki1949
Joined: 9/4/2013
Msg: 252 (view)
 
Instant turn aways
Posted: 3/24/2018 6:44:14 AM
^^^^^^

I'm an atheist, but I also have no time for those who are openly hostile to those of faith or those who have any faith.

I became an atheist at a very young age. I have tried to find faith and failed; at this age it's not going to change.
 Seki1949
Joined: 9/4/2013
Msg: 10 (view)
 
Would you date a CPA?
Posted: 3/24/2018 6:37:13 AM
I have dated women who keep the phone on so that they can monitor in-coming texts. The eyes bounce between my smiling face and their phone screen. I'm excessively polite on first dates, but there won't be a second date.
 Seki1949
Joined: 9/4/2013
Msg: 23 (view)
 
What are things that you no longer tolerate in regards to dating?
Posted: 3/24/2018 6:32:19 AM
(Msg 13) LuL, I'm open. It's a fetish of mine. I'll get us a room...a nice room.
 Seki1949
Joined: 9/4/2013
Msg: 28 (view)
 
Left heartbroken and confused
Posted: 3/24/2018 6:10:18 AM
It would be unfair for you to date others right now. You are too wounded.
 Seki1949
Joined: 9/4/2013
Msg: 32 (view)
 
Does anyone entertain at home anymore?
Posted: 3/20/2018 9:36:10 PM
What happened to PBA? *poof* ???
 Seki1949
Joined: 9/4/2013
Msg: 68 (view)
 
I cheated on my boyfriend and I don't feel anything
Posted: 3/20/2018 9:32:01 PM
I think it's Literal Hiker.
 Seki1949
Joined: 9/4/2013
Msg: 46 (view)
 
I cheated on my boyfriend and I don't feel anything
Posted: 3/20/2018 6:58:52 AM
"After 18 months and no intimacy? Move on."

Oh, give him a full two years. No sense rushing the guy.
 Seki1949
Joined: 9/4/2013
Msg: 132 (view)
 
asking to borrow money on first date
Posted: 3/18/2018 8:02:17 PM
"Five minutes after sitting down for coffee she asked to borrow $100. "

We could work out a trade!

PS: I thread so old that I don't recognize anyone on it until the 2018 postings!
 Seki1949
Joined: 9/4/2013
Msg: 26 (view)
 
OVER 60 SCAMMER?????
Posted: 3/17/2018 8:31:19 PM
I'm an astronaut.
 Seki1949
Joined: 9/4/2013
Msg: 9 (view)
 
Questions about testaments
Posted: 3/11/2018 9:24:53 AM
He insisted. He's very grumpy when he doesn't get his way.
 Seki1949
Joined: 9/4/2013
Msg: 7 (view)
 
Questions about testaments
Posted: 3/9/2018 3:28:42 AM
"He convinced me to sell everything I owned..." No, No, No...
 Seki1949
Joined: 9/4/2013
Msg: 30 (view)
 
Farewell POF.
Posted: 3/9/2018 3:25:29 AM
Boy, this thread is Old Home Week. So many are gone from here; I hope all are well.

Aussie Nancy where-ever you are: In a Big Country, Stay Alive...
 Seki1949
Joined: 9/4/2013
Msg: 6 (view)
 
How likely would 52 y/o man be interested in 35 y/o woman?
Posted: 3/9/2018 3:13:54 AM

I am 35 but constantly get told I look like I am mid 20s so he may think I'm even younger.


Please post a picture in your profile.
 Seki1949
Joined: 9/4/2013
Msg: 82 (view)
 
Who Is Too Young or Too Old for You to Date?
Posted: 3/7/2018 10:58:31 PM

No she will never be in love with you so wake-UP!


Hmmmm, can she pretend a little bit for a while?
 Seki1949
Joined: 9/4/2013
Msg: 6 (view)
 
Is he interested
Posted: 3/7/2018 10:55:11 PM

If you want affection with no sex, volunteer to spend time in a nursing home with the elderly.


I hear that the elderly men who survive to live in a rest home are pretty frisky. Not very fast, but pretty frisky.
 Seki1949
Joined: 9/4/2013
Msg: 17 (view)
 
Do i give up?
Posted: 3/6/2018 6:02:43 AM
What are we to this poster? The Ghost of Ann Landers?
 Seki1949
Joined: 9/4/2013
Msg: 75 (view)
 
Who Is Too Young or Too Old for You to Date?
Posted: 3/4/2018 5:51:12 AM

Because if you are 20, then a 13 year old is good to date.


Silly, the age of consent is 18. The rule stands!

Since I believe that the age of consent should be raised to 26, this should not be an issue. From watching current events, women under the age of 26 are innocent Snowflake and are too immature to make these sort of decisions. They need to be protected from the consequences of their actions. Except when they are women HEAR ME ROAR except when they are INNOCENT SNOWFLAKES. And sometimes both within 24 hours.
 Seki1949
Joined: 9/4/2013
Msg: 69 (view)
 
Who Is Too Young or Too Old for You to Date?
Posted: 3/3/2018 7:34:37 AM
The formula is simple: -7 to +3.

Of course, to the human heart nothing is absolute, but it's a good guideline.
 
Show ALL Forums