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 Author Thread: How to measure your D ick the correct way..
 joemetro3
Joined: 1/9/2008
Msg: 176 (view)
 
How to measure your D ick the correct way..
Posted: 6/13/2012 2:43:40 AM
from the top of ur sack to the end of ur head, gotta b sure ur fully hard, anything else is creative math lol
 joemetro3
Joined: 1/9/2008
Msg: 55 (view)
 
fantasized about cartoon characters?
Posted: 6/13/2012 2:41:41 AM
what......sicko. o wait jessica rabbit mmmm
 joemetro3
Joined: 1/9/2008
Msg: 34 (view)
 
When is the right time to tell a potential about your fetishes?
Posted: 6/13/2012 2:40:26 AM
when your shitfaced drunk it takes the edge off lol
 joemetro3
Joined: 1/9/2008
Msg: 102 (view)
 
Big vaginas-fact or fallacy?
Posted: 6/13/2012 2:39:21 AM
sorry but if you've had several kids its just not the same, last fling i had was with a 40 year old hottie, lots of tats, no kids and it was tight as a vise totally different.
 joemetro3
Joined: 1/9/2008
Msg: 56 (view)
 
Pet names.....
Posted: 6/13/2012 2:36:16 AM
is **** a pet name ? no just kidding/
 joemetro3
Joined: 1/9/2008
Msg: 90 (view)
 
Men who shave...Everything!
Posted: 6/13/2012 2:35:38 AM
cock and balls, anything else is gay, lol.
 joemetro3
Joined: 1/9/2008
Msg: 227 (view)
 
Breast implants
Posted: 6/13/2012 2:34:53 AM
omg i've never got to play with implants and i;m dying to, all my girls have been natural, feel like i;m missing out...
 joemetro3
Joined: 1/9/2008
Msg: 107 (view)
 
Women watching porn. If you've done it?
Posted: 6/13/2012 2:33:42 AM
porns great, if ur chick will watch ur gonna have fun.
 joemetro3
Joined: 1/9/2008
Msg: 277 (view)
 
What does voluptuous mean to you?
Posted: 6/13/2012 2:32:54 AM
a good figure but not fat, like jessica rabbit
 joemetro3
Joined: 1/9/2008
Msg: 40 (view)
 
Sounds crazy ..but anybody ever tried putting ice cubes inside ur partners vagina
Posted: 6/13/2012 2:31:42 AM
thats sweet, done it a bunch of times, try a 1 litre bottle of water frozen and remove the plastic bottle gives u a big popsicle for her to slip in
 joemetro3
Joined: 1/9/2008
Msg: 26 (view)
 
Mother in law
Posted: 6/13/2012 2:29:58 AM
.....huh....wait.....wtf ?
 joemetro3
Joined: 1/9/2008
Msg: 129 (view)
 
IS IT OK TO HAVE TWO GIRLFRIENDS?????
Posted: 6/13/2012 2:28:52 AM
yes...well no....YES,,,,, not really. unless there both in bed with u at the same time.
 joemetro3
Joined: 1/9/2008
Msg: 33 (view)
 
rough sex?
Posted: 6/13/2012 2:26:22 AM
rough sex........yes please. as long as shes down for it too.
 joemetro3
Joined: 1/9/2008
Msg: 781 (view)
 
Double standard on Oral?
Posted: 6/13/2012 2:25:28 AM
nothing better than munching some ****, whereever and whenever u get the chance, gets me hot !
 joemetro3
Joined: 1/9/2008
Msg: 180 (view)
 
Anal Sex...he wants it, but I'm scared to try
Posted: 6/13/2012 2:23:32 AM
lots of lube, start with ur finger, have him give it a lick first just to say hi !
 joemetro3
Joined: 1/9/2008
Msg: 437 (view)
 
Squirting
Posted: 6/13/2012 2:22:17 AM
squirting rocks. my last gf sprayed everywhere very cool. doesnt taste so great though.
 joemetro3
Joined: 1/9/2008
Msg: 81 (view)
 
Naughty pictures to the wrong number
Posted: 6/13/2012 2:21:00 AM
o my. have contacts on either side that are house numbers.
 joemetro3
Joined: 1/9/2008
Msg: 101 (view)
 
Would Anybody have sex if they met today on the net ?
Posted: 6/13/2012 2:19:23 AM
uh................ya. good times.
 joemetro3
Joined: 1/9/2008
Msg: 5 (view)
 
Havent experienced an Orgasm: is she the only one?
Posted: 6/13/2012 2:17:42 AM
i can take care of that for you lol, never been with a chick that didn;t O.
 joemetro3
Joined: 1/9/2008
Msg: 67 (view)
 
Do you touch your partner's head as he/she performs oral?
Posted: 6/13/2012 2:16:34 AM
got to other wise she doesnt gag on it...o my.
 joemetro3
Joined: 1/9/2008
Msg: 28 (view)
 
are foot-fetish's weird or normal ?
Posted: 6/13/2012 2:15:41 AM
sorry, weird........
 joemetro3
Joined: 1/9/2008
Msg: 739 (view)
 
Is oral sex cheating?
Posted: 6/13/2012 2:15:04 AM
o hell ya.............duh
 joemetro3
Joined: 1/9/2008
Msg: 320 (view)
 
Shaving = Pedophilia?
Posted: 6/13/2012 2:14:21 AM
chicks goota shave or at least give u a landing strip. i've seen 70's porn and it aint pretty.
 joemetro3
Joined: 1/9/2008
Msg: 30 (view)
 
After Oral is a women satisfied?
Posted: 6/13/2012 2:12:42 AM
she is if u do it right, one of the most fun things is seeing how many times u can make her orgasm while ur working it
 joemetro3
Joined: 1/9/2008
Msg: 89 (view)
 
Do men secretly hate being used for sex
Posted: 6/13/2012 2:11:26 AM
guys love being used for sex.
 joemetro3
Joined: 1/9/2008
Msg: 98 (view)
 
How do I know if Im good in bed?
Posted: 6/13/2012 2:10:43 AM
i could check out ur moves if that would help.
 joemetro3
Joined: 1/9/2008
Msg: 68 (view)
 
One night stand...any chance he'll call?
Posted: 6/13/2012 2:09:54 AM
he'll call if he liked it.
 joemetro3
Joined: 1/9/2008
Msg: 170 (view)
 
Are men really willing to wait for sex?
Posted: 6/13/2012 2:09:15 AM
no.......no......no....no.....impress the guy on the first date. show him u know what ur doing.
 joemetro3
Joined: 1/9/2008
Msg: 273 (view)
 
What is your biggest turn on
Posted: 6/13/2012 2:08:12 AM
the chick offering....instead of having to wait until after dinner and after tv and after the dog goes out and after she brushes, thats the nice thing about a steady gf just slap her on the ass.
 joemetro3
Joined: 1/9/2008
Msg: 68 (view)
 
question for the women....could be graphic
Posted: 6/13/2012 2:06:05 AM
sexting and dirty pics rock, nothing better at work then getting some nasty from the gf
 joemetro3
Joined: 1/9/2008
Msg: 107 (view)
 
Natural and hairy women?
Posted: 6/13/2012 2:04:33 AM
omg no gotta shave its not 1970.....
 joemetro3
Joined: 1/9/2008
Msg: 177 (view)
 
How do you stimulate the clitoris?
Posted: 6/13/2012 2:03:25 AM
licking, nibbling, sucking, and lightly slapping the **** once u get going. chicks dig it. then go for the G.
 joemetro3
Joined: 1/9/2008
Msg: 45 (view)
 
Blow Jobs...
Posted: 6/13/2012 2:01:16 AM
gotta finish the job u start.
 
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