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 Author Thread: Performance Anxiety?? :(
 Khamrun
Joined: 2/20/2008
Msg: 17 (view)
 
Performance Anxiety?? :(
Posted: 2/20/2010 1:43:18 AM
K, Mr. Bruised Ego. I've got it... no....this really....really works! Just do her! That's it! You got hands, fingers and a tongue. So stroke, touch and hummmm away. This works dude and stop pressuring yourself. It's not a performance it's naked, raw, unthinkable, unstoppable attraction. Someone had better get bruised! Maybe some toys when you and your little gal get a little cozier. Yea, I may be an ass but I'm a good piece of one! Wheeeeeeeeeeee...........
 Khamrun
Joined: 2/20/2008
Msg: 91 (view)
 
Deodorant, perfume and cologne: Do we really need 'em?
Posted: 2/20/2010 1:31:36 AM
Yes!!!!! Just a little on the "Taint".
 Khamrun
Joined: 2/20/2008
Msg: 63 (view)
 
what do you feel is the most UNATTRACTIVE piercing commonly done today?
Posted: 2/20/2010 1:26:28 AM
Oh, definitely the one in the cute grrrrrrl friends belly button. I hate that one as I always trip on it with my tongue on the way down to her other one.
 Khamrun
Joined: 2/20/2008
Msg: 28 (view)
 
What is wrong with me?
Posted: 2/20/2010 1:18:34 AM
That's OK there is therapy for that......... Tiger.
 Khamrun
Joined: 2/20/2008
Msg: 375 (view)
 
Do women ever wear garters and stockings anymore?
Posted: 2/20/2010 1:10:31 AM
Do men like to dress up like pirates? Oh, and pirates that wear garters and stockings? I have a policeman's outfit and the appropriate accouterments (fluffy cuffs and the billy shtick). Wheeeee....... this is fun!
 Khamrun
Joined: 2/20/2008
Msg: 117 (view)
 
Casual blowjobs
Posted: 2/20/2010 1:07:41 AM
Can you say Autofellatio? "Jack be nimble...." Ahhh.... if I could do that I'd never have to leave the house. Is that what you meant by casual?
 Khamrun
Joined: 2/20/2008
Msg: 35 (view)
 
how long do you wait to have sex with someone???
Posted: 2/20/2010 1:05:15 AM
I masturbate before the first date and then I don't have to worry about it! What? Oh, COME on! At least I'm doing it with someone I love (Woody Allen.......Annie Hall).
 Khamrun
Joined: 2/20/2008
Msg: 22 (view)
 
Your best lover ever!!!
Posted: 2/20/2010 12:56:25 AM
OMG! You didn't say that! YEA, I loved that about my filthy sexy beast. She was great. And then there's the looking straight into her eyes when "that" moment happens. Oh, and following me into the mens room at a fancy restaurant into the stall and siting on my lap and sticking her finger up my.............k, I'm getting too explicit here and I think I'd better go and sign onto Adult Friend Finder. Ciao........
 Khamrun
Joined: 2/20/2008
Msg: 332 (view)
 
The shaving craze
Posted: 2/20/2010 12:49:46 AM
OMG.... hate trying to see the forest through the trees! Then again if it's tightly trimmed in the shape of a little landing strip I appreciate the creative efforts. What the heck, the girls like it visa versa and I'm OK with that.
 Khamrun
Joined: 2/20/2008
Msg: 14 (view)
 
Such a suprise endingto what she said was great
Posted: 2/15/2010 11:09:38 PM
Post her Pof profile and we'll all tell her what a "Dick" she's been. K, I'm REALLY angry now, so DUDE.... lets get faced together and swear at the hookers in Vegas together!





(I'm just steaming.... but still rather immature)
 Khamrun
Joined: 2/20/2008
Msg: 8 (view)
 
Am I in the friend zone for good or is there still hope?
Posted: 2/15/2010 10:45:04 PM
K, maybe not her but be a buddy cause one day she'll maybe introduce you to one of her cute girlfriends. Hmmmm.... better still get a cute girlfriend and then go on double dates together. Oh, oh, better still.... yea, like the other people said "Move on". I have tons of cute girlfriends but I know what they are like and how they treat their boyfriends and I'm just glad that I've never been one of them.
 Khamrun
Joined: 2/20/2008
Msg: 45 (view)
 
Crying ...when you...
Posted: 2/15/2010 10:37:05 PM
Better than laughing your head off isn't it? GOSH, our masculinity is fragile.
 Khamrun
Joined: 2/20/2008
Msg: 121 (view)
 
Is porn ruining real live sex?
Posted: 2/2/2010 10:46:51 PM
Yes, but only for the Hutterites. No, I'd miss my nights with my girlfriends watching "Bend over boyfriend" Oh, and I am a guy!

F@CK Procreation............ we want Recreation!!!!
 Khamrun
Joined: 2/20/2008
Msg: 185 (view)
 
What does voluptuous mean to you?
Posted: 2/2/2010 10:42:26 PM
Phenomenal!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


And I've never used an goofy emoticon before!
 Khamrun
Joined: 2/20/2008
Msg: 33 (view)
 
The Ladder Theory
Posted: 2/2/2010 10:39:59 PM
WOW, you need help. May be you should be going to sites like www.selfentitlement.com. Did you think about this with your Mom? I think you should take it like the "little ****" you are. K, but that's just me so never mind..... move along..... nothing to see here now. Dead man walking.
 Khamrun
Joined: 2/20/2008
Msg: 82 (view)
 
How to give a good blow job?
Posted: 2/2/2010 10:32:10 PM
GOSH, I bet I could give a GREAT blow job. But then again if I could bend myself like some kinda 5 year old Korean girl on American Idol I'd never leave the house.

Here's the truth... no, honestly... are you listening. Nobody gives a good blow job. It's an allusion to an illusion. Seriously, is it the first thing anyone would think about if they saw one of those for the first time? "OOOOO I have to suck on that!" Since the Dawn of time (or Rae Dawn Chong; Quest for Fire) the genders have been looking for the golden fleece of fellatio. Here's the skinny (hopefully not for you full figured grrrrls). Learn to talk to your partner. Yea, nothing cosmic about that. Talk about the grip, stroke, teeth (I like teeth), speed etc. Get him wet and wild and just enjoy the moment. We (of course I'm speaking for my gender) appreciate your honesty and hey talking dirty is an excellent prologue to us slipping you the tongues where you like it the most also. And, unless you didn't notice it's the Internet. Try http://sex.healthguru.com/ or http://www.cherrytv.com/ and I'm sure you will find some interesting answers and techniques there. And hey, if you can't learn to love the shtick with a talented "lick" we also love when you masturbate us and talk REALLY dirty n our ear.

K, I'm answering the obvious here and you should just go out and test your talents on someone you can genuinely communicate well with. If they seem shy then you start and lead the way...
"I Love it when you curl your fingers deep inside my****and press against my G spot and suck on my clit"
. You think that's tough wait until he wants to turn you over. Get him before he gets you!
 Khamrun
Joined: 2/20/2008
Msg: 10 (view)
 
Laughter during/after orgasm: what's your reaction?
Posted: 2/2/2010 10:02:46 PM
Hey I laugh and chat all the time during intimate moments. It's supposed to be some fun isn't it? But honestly, more than the occasional time you might want to suppress some of your gaiety or giddyness and just learn to relax. Oh, and saying "Thanks" after is a no no.....unless you are leaving a tip by the bed. Talking before, in, during, after is a healthy relationship. It's communication and everyone wants that. Now, roll over on your tummy and take it like a man.... K, I had a girl that liked to say that to me. I like quirks, sometimes the very quirkyist of quirks. Actually I just love the word quirk, maybe I'll just say that after I get my girl off. "Honey, you are the QUIRKIEST!!!" God damn, I dropped the quirk again. Jeez, you just can't quirk over spilled quirk. Was that a quirk that just came out of your ass? Hmmm.... smells a little quirky in here! It'...almost....too quirky in here!


K, I'm done...........


































quirky................ k, now I'm done!
 Khamrun
Joined: 2/20/2008
Msg: 13 (view)
 
Women faking orgasm.........AKKKKKKKK.........
Posted: 2/2/2010 9:45:53 PM
No, but I faked a solid relationship once with someone I make believed that cared seriously about my emotional and spiritual well being. Does that count..... Oh, maybe we'd better not count on that as fake. Sorry, could you whine me the question again please. She really didn't fake it, she'd already had hers in the bathroom before you got yours. PIG! (and GAWD I'm a guy here). Is this baiting or what. Oh, that's right Plenty of "F" (fake). And yea, I wanna shoot you. Let's just count you out, k.


Oooooo Babeeee ur the best............ Wheeeeeeeeeee.............. How's about some Jewelery?
 Khamrun
Joined: 2/20/2008
Msg: 141 (view)
 
Why do lots of women find it so stimulating to give a blowjob?
Posted: 2/2/2010 9:24:59 PM
Well I can't speak for that particular gender but from my point of view. Smell, taste, texture, eroticism, intimacy, love, passion, kink etc. Can't say that I've ever gotten any of that by just eating at Taco Bell. Maybe you should be asking that question when you are a little older and experienced. Then again you probably won't need to at such a matured junction of your life. Happy, happy, joy, joy....
 Khamrun
Joined: 2/20/2008
Msg: 27 (view)
 
Staying with Sex Addicts--Rehab Notwithstanding?
Posted: 2/2/2010 9:19:02 PM
Yes, I think those poor abused women, like any others, should try and find a "nice guy" on PoF. Hmm and how would Ms. Woods profile read "Hi, I just got divorced, I'm beautiful, rich but so lonely" blah, blah, blah...." Indiscretions work both ways. Something was WAY wrong before and come on, they knew it. Both genders like to have pointed little sticks (metaphor). I really don't think women nor men are that ignorant. Why is this a subject? Baiting the abused and proliferating the ignorance? Move on.

Yea, I was looking for the fun and socially intuitive postings, not the transparent and pandering. I'm leaving now. And, yes this does make me a Troll I guess.
 Khamrun
Joined: 2/20/2008
Msg: 13 (view)
 
mixed signals
Posted: 11/22/2008 3:05:58 AM

"I already know that for me the relationship is over no matter what."

I couldn't have said it better myself. Oh, and you're beautiful! Move on.
 Khamrun
Joined: 2/20/2008
Msg: 28 (view)
 
When it is to soon to have sex.....
Posted: 11/22/2008 3:00:56 AM
When you wake up the next morning after? Patience little grasshopper. It’ll be worth it and you’ll both know when.

Oh, by the way, THE sexiest thing a women can do AND say when they make love to their man is……….. NOPE sorry, I’m not giving that away unless someone asks nicely. But I gaurentee they’ll always come back and you’ll be the most memorable of their lives.
 Khamrun
Joined: 2/20/2008
Msg: 290 (view)
 
Are there any men looking for true love for a lifetime?
Posted: 11/22/2008 2:51:23 AM
Deserve? Ummm…. I guess I could say you deserve “entitlement” issues but you have that already. Be a little more interesting and learn to have more confidence in yourself (read, write, learn, teach, mentor). We like that better and find it more attractive.
 Khamrun
Joined: 2/20/2008
Msg: 119 (view)
 
Feeling rather Bitter here-what ever happened to Karma?
Posted: 11/22/2008 2:44:16 AM
Karma? GAWD! I get in my Karma and drive-ma ass-ma to McDonalds and hava Big Mac. Cut with the esoterica.

LOOK! As with love you attach yourself to someone with hate, indifference, or self pity. “Please make me....?” You MAKE you! Just stop it, move ON! We’ll like you better and we’ll take you to McDonalds and buy you anything you want. Oh, and we’ll let you drive our Karma.
 Khamrun
Joined: 2/20/2008
Msg: 12 (view)
 
I need to fix my broken heart
Posted: 11/22/2008 2:27:55 AM
I'm always……...
I try……….
I wanna………...
I want to find………
……….like me.

Does anyone else see a pattern here? OK, nuf is e-nuf. Be deeper, read, learn, laugh, dream, but do it for you. That’s what’ll make you a keeper!
 Khamrun
Joined: 2/20/2008
Msg: 3 (view)
 
can't really explain it...
Posted: 11/22/2008 2:18:23 AM
You need............. Oh, exactly what girldiver said...........never mind.
 Khamrun
Joined: 2/20/2008
Msg: 202 (view)
 
How can men stop having feelings so quickly?
Posted: 11/22/2008 2:11:14 AM
Men? ULP......... because they're all shallow (apparently). I think you should have a pet. That way you would have unconditional love all the time.
 Khamrun
Joined: 2/20/2008
Msg: 11 (view)
 
about a Girl
Posted: 11/22/2008 2:02:03 AM
Buy something nice for yourself, music, favorite wine etc…..
Get a massage, manicure, pedicure….relax.
Look in the mirror….DEEPLY!
You’re beautiful……. We love you.

p.s. Yea, I know. Cheer up, things could be worse. So I cheered up and guess what…. things got worse.
 Khamrun
Joined: 2/20/2008
Msg: 12 (view)
 
I hate being lied to
Posted: 11/22/2008 1:43:54 AM
You're lonely.......... get a Cat.
 Khamrun
Joined: 2/20/2008
Msg: 315 (view)
 
all guys wants from me is sex.. but not a relationship... why is that?
Posted: 11/22/2008 1:40:31 AM
You're HOT!..............but shallow. (no offense intended).
 Khamrun
Joined: 2/20/2008
Msg: 74 (view)
 
Does anyone make LOVE anymore?????
Posted: 11/22/2008 1:25:50 AM
Passionately!
 Khamrun
Joined: 2/20/2008
Msg: 2 (view)
 
New years across the pond?
Posted: 8/22/2008 1:22:07 PM
Try San Francisco the fireworks by the Bay bridge are incredible and then go and hang out in the Castro district for a VERY entertaining evening. Oh, that's the "alternative" area of SF but what the hell. It's fun!
 Khamrun
Joined: 2/20/2008
Msg: 8 (view)
 
Going to England by myself
Posted: 8/22/2008 1:20:02 PM
Hit the Tate Museum in London and stay cheap at the "Generator" Hostel.
 Khamrun
Joined: 2/20/2008
Msg: 205 (view)
 
Worst place you ever been?
Posted: 8/22/2008 1:18:49 PM
Where I am NOW. After traveling through Spain in the last while I'm broke and I have to stay with my family. IT SUCKS.............. at least until I get a few more cheques from my job at 7-11 and then I'm off again!
 Khamrun
Joined: 2/20/2008
Msg: 13 (view)
 
HOW to travel alone
Posted: 8/22/2008 1:17:13 PM
I take books and meet interesting people. I LOVE to travel by myself. I find it easier to make decisions and I do a lot of fun things. Maybe join a travel club or hook u with someone through Couch Surfing (Goooooogle it).
 Khamrun
Joined: 2/20/2008
Msg: 2 (view)
 
Xp wont log off ?
Posted: 8/22/2008 1:14:19 PM
Yea, I have had the same problem. Run "group policy" (GPEDIT.MSC) and play around in there. Hope that helps!
 Khamrun
Joined: 2/20/2008
Msg: 6 (view)
 
Ever had a Friend with Benefits and was it a good thing for you?
Posted: 8/20/2008 1:16:08 AM
Yup, I had four "friends" that drifted by my house at odd hours of the day for a couple of years. I kept to my self but always welcomed company. Funny, three showed up all in one day and we all spent the evening together. I cooked them dinner fed them their favorite drinks and we all had a wonderful evening talking about the problems in their relationships. Oh, they ALL went home that night cause I couldn't have just one stay. That'd be just wrong. To this day they are settled all over the world with wonderful men in their lives and some have kids. I get to visit Paris, Spain and down to the U.S. and see them and their families. Life. I'm enjoying it immensely.
 Khamrun
Joined: 2/20/2008
Msg: 85 (view)
 
Anal..Percieved as...???
Posted: 8/11/2008 2:16:10 AM
Yippee? I couldn't of said it better. Thanks for the affirmation brunettemiss01!
 Khamrun
Joined: 2/20/2008
Msg: 132 (view)
 
why aren't men more open to anal play?
Posted: 8/10/2008 11:27:08 PM
..................................................Us?
 Khamrun
Joined: 2/20/2008
Msg: 6 (view)
 
Spyware and popups with no protection.
Posted: 8/10/2008 3:30:09 PM
Maybe your browsers are set to delete "cookies" automatically when they are closed. I use Firefox and I am the same as you. I never get any of that stuff either.
 Khamrun
Joined: 2/20/2008
Msg: 7 (view)
 
BitTorrant bitchslaps Comcast - new protocol enhancement
Posted: 8/10/2008 3:28:52 PM
I don't have any trouble wit using Bit Comet and my ISP doesn't seem to block it.
 Khamrun
Joined: 2/20/2008
Msg: 2 (view)
 
Bill Gates attacks censorship
Posted: 8/10/2008 3:27:51 PM
Yea, I read that article too and all about Bill.
 Khamrun
Joined: 2/20/2008
Msg: 2 (view)
 
Anybody play Super Collapse II?
Posted: 8/10/2008 3:26:58 PM
No, I have never played it.
 Khamrun
Joined: 2/20/2008
Msg: 2 (view)
 
Internet a little less safe now
Posted: 8/10/2008 3:26:22 PM
Yea, I do my banking on-line but I know about computers and cleaning the cache and deleting the cookies so I'm OK with it.
 Khamrun
Joined: 2/20/2008
Msg: 6 (view)
 
Editing Pictures
Posted: 8/10/2008 3:25:17 PM
I use Corel Photo Paint and it works well.
 Khamrun
Joined: 2/20/2008
Msg: 82 (view)
 
Anal..Percieved as...???
Posted: 8/10/2008 3:20:12 PM
Read Justn_Otherguy post as I believe he has said it all for me also. I like it but I also like the tables turned (so to speak). Social Taboos don't belong in the privacy of "our" bedrooms. Oh, and yes....... no does mean NO and I respect that in my girl but I would miss the pleasure of pleasing or getting pleased.
 Khamrun
Joined: 2/20/2008
Msg: 13 (view)
 
anal advice
Posted: 8/10/2008 3:10:27 PM
K, a little local enema douche in the shower before "the" event won't hurt. About an hour or more before will clean you out well and also let your insides be a little more receptive. You really don't have to go a couple of days eating fruits and nuts. As for "Big" just have him be patient with you and relax into you. If it feels uncomfortable just ask him to "stand by" (don't have him pull out). Then ease yourself slowly onto him. Once you are comfortable and your anus relaxes (it's a muscle) you can start to experiment with length of stroke and how fast you want it. First time for him I would suggest you on top as you would have more control of the situation. That way you can push yourself down and then back up as you feel comfortable. After a while the initial feelings of discomfort goes away as the anus is lubricated from your natural juices (yes, the ass does have those). Then go at your own speed.

Someone mentioned http://www.puckerup.com with Tristan Taormino as a possible link. Go there and review some of her stories.

Oh, the above information also works with guys in regards to "girls with tools" doing ya in. Get over the Social Taboos if you think it's just a guy on girl thing to all you boys reading this post.
 Khamrun
Joined: 2/20/2008
Msg: 113 (view)
 
Anal Orgasm?????
Posted: 8/10/2008 2:52:01 PM
Ummmm........ Yup, they DO come from anal sex as I do when they do it to me. You just have to massage her girl parts up front as they have to stroke your boy parts when they do "it" to you. I LOVE that. K, Social Taboos aside I'll do ANYTHING my partner asks me to do if it pleases her.
 Khamrun
Joined: 2/20/2008
Msg: 130 (view)
 
why aren't men more open to anal play?
Posted: 8/10/2008 2:38:46 PM
Because they are uneducated and exhibit Social taboos worn over them time and time again by other uneducated peers. Personally, you nekid me nekid.......... ANYTHING goes! Never seen "Bend over boyfriend"? I am gonna be SO slammed for this, aren't I.

K, I have to go and post five other comments after this so this posting doesn't show up in my profile. Come on boys, girls like to see us "ass-up" too.
 Khamrun
Joined: 2/20/2008
Msg: 99 (view)
 
Does anal sex count?
Posted: 8/10/2008 2:13:19 PM
That depends. Are you doing her or is she.... Ummmm..... er..... doing you? Personally, if she turns on me after I've done it "to" her I rather enjoy that. And yes, nekkid partners playing DOES constitute SEX.
 
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