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 Author Thread: Ottawa Seasonal Fall Back
 Avraham
Joined: 7/21/2005
Msg: 12 (view)
 
Ottawa Seasonal Fall Back
Posted: 8/17/2005 6:18:44 AM
OttawaInkMan's picture reminds me of Paul Martin, and that is a good thing. Go Paul!

Charlie
 Avraham
Joined: 7/21/2005
Msg: 15 (view)
 
CHRIST WILL RULE THE EARTH FOR 1,000 YEARS
Posted: 8/8/2005 11:05:04 PM
Wait, stop getting ahead of yourself. We need the arrival of the first Messiah first!
 Avraham
Joined: 7/21/2005
Msg: 9 (view)
 
What can you do with canned salmon?
Posted: 8/8/2005 11:00:13 PM
Thank you very much for the recipes Arachnoid! I will make this for my family tomorrow night.

Charlie
 Avraham
Joined: 7/21/2005
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What can you do with canned salmon?
Posted: 8/8/2005 12:12:06 PM

My mom used to do this

make biscuit dough and roll it out, spread with a mixture of mashed salmon and condensed mushroom soup...thyme and onion. Roll up like jelly roll and form into a ring, bake and serve with a mushroom sauce. Sounds gross, but actually tasty. I also used to make salmon loaf....like meatloaf.

I eat at least 5 cans of tuna a week...sometimes 14 or more...but I don't really worry about the mercury as I am old and not planning to breed


Fox,

You don't want to live forever? Stop eating so much tuna, there are other health effects that can be caused as a result of so much tuna. Switch to salmon!

Charlie
 Avraham
Joined: 7/21/2005
Msg: 5 (view)
 
What can you do with canned salmon?
Posted: 8/7/2005 5:24:04 PM
Grey Sea;

I am not interested you. I only wanted to ask you a few questions, but if you're not going to change your mind I do not care.

Canned sardines are great! I prefer mine with olive oil, which almost provides better health benefits than canned salmon. My mother likes mustard sardines, but I scoff at them. They taste like crap.

Charlie
 Avraham
Joined: 7/21/2005
Msg: 10 (view)
 
Conversion.
Posted: 8/7/2005 2:25:08 PM
Thank you Mike. I have already had my p_enis chopped! Hehe... Other than that, I believe that the stringent rules are something I can fall in line with.
 Avraham
Joined: 7/21/2005
Msg: 7 (view)
 
Conversion.
Posted: 8/6/2005 9:30:54 PM

Charlie, you need to get a sense of humor.


I am too smart for humor.
 Avraham
Joined: 7/21/2005
Msg: 161 (view)
 
Ottawa Gathering August 7 th
Posted: 8/6/2005 7:05:29 PM
Portugese Mommie; you look like Natalie Portman.
 Avraham
Joined: 7/21/2005
Msg: 6 (view)
 
Conversion.
Posted: 8/6/2005 7:04:18 PM
My shirt is unrelated to the movie, the Matrix.
 Avraham
Joined: 7/21/2005
Msg: 4 (view)
 
What can you do with canned salmon?
Posted: 8/6/2005 7:03:26 PM
Grey Sea, change your first date requirements. I want to IM you; please?
 Avraham
Joined: 7/21/2005
Msg: 147 (view)
 
Ottawa Gathering August 7 th
Posted: 8/6/2005 12:03:39 AM

yeah, about the beverage thing....for those of us who have never been to Mooney's Bay (And still don't really know where it is) what's the scoop?


Since Mooneys Bay is not privately owned, and is a public beach, I assure you that public drinking will not be allowed on the premises. I may be wrong, but I think that I am right. Only an assumption. Take everything I say with a grain of salt ;).
 Avraham
Joined: 7/21/2005
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Conversion.
Posted: 8/6/2005 12:02:37 AM

The Jews control the planet. You don't think they're going to let just anybody join, do you?


I'm guessing you're one of those "revisionists" who believe that the holocaust did not happen, as well as believing that now Jews control the world. I believe you're on the path of disillusion and blatant mistruths. Please rectify what you said, because it is nothing but pure unadultered BS.

Also, I have nothing but the purest intentions of converting. It has nothing to do with gains that I may make directly or indirectly from converting. None of it, and that is my solemn promise to you (not that I have to make any promises to you and your ilk).

To others: yes, I am circumcised. But that is the least of my worries. The long term investments I would be making are so that I can keep kosher, and have a Jewish friendly eating environment. Other investments would be (but are not limited to) learning Hebrew, possibly a trip to Israel, and a few other mentionables.

Thanks,

Charlie
 Avraham
Joined: 7/21/2005
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Conversion.
Posted: 8/5/2005 7:37:33 PM
Why is it of the three main religions: Islam, Judaism, and Chrisianity, Judaism is the hardest to convert to? I am wanting to convert Orthodox Judaism, but there is a lot of work ahead. Besides learning Hebrew, which is integral in converting, I will have to spend potentially thousands of dollars in long term investments. Of the other two religions (Islam and Chrisianity) all it takes is a few vows, and you're on your way. Why is there such a marginal difference?
 Avraham
Joined: 7/21/2005
Msg: 144 (view)
 
Ottawa Gathering August 7 th
Posted: 8/5/2005 10:47:24 AM
Sure, bring your kids if they are toddlers, but also remember to bring your children if they are over the age of 16. For those of us who are 18 and above, having someone be there who is 16 is also nice.
 Avraham
Joined: 7/21/2005
Msg: 129 (view)
 
Ottawa Gathering August 7 th
Posted: 8/4/2005 4:16:52 PM
There is enough of me to go around ;); haha. I will be bringing a friend along with me, he is also a POF member. Whether that is "Pat" (who is Pat?) or not, you will have to wait and see ;).

Charlie
 Avraham
Joined: 7/21/2005
Msg: 122 (view)
 
Ottawa Gathering August 7 th
Posted: 8/4/2005 1:39:53 PM

really i never knew that ur mommy was bring u charlie


My Mommy brings me everywhere, including the Beach. She has me on a leash at all times.
 Avraham
Joined: 7/21/2005
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What can you do with canned salmon?
Posted: 8/3/2005 8:03:58 PM
Thanks for the recipes all!


Salmon Cakes are pretty good with canned salmon and easy to make.

And just incase you were worried about mercury I've seen some interesting things on the effects of black tea and mercury levels in the human body.


Black tea and effects of mercury? How are the two related? I am interested in knowing. I drink about eight cups of white tea a day, but forfeited black tea because of it's relatively impotent antioxidant protection.

Charlie
 Avraham
Joined: 7/21/2005
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What can you do with canned salmon?
Posted: 8/3/2005 12:24:08 AM
Recently, I have purchased more than 40 cans of sockeye salmon at a price of $2.00 each. I have so much salmon, that I don't have much use for it besides eating it as is out of the can. Does anyone have any ideas, recipes, to make use of all this salmon?

P.S. Does anyone think it's a bad idea to eat a can of salmon every second day? The salmon I eat is certified wild. I'm not so much concerned about the effects of PCBs & mercury, as my mother ate Jack Mackerel all through out her pregnancy with me. And look how I turned out! Just fine. For those of you who aren't familiar with Mackerel, it is probably one of the most toxic fish you can find, and eating it is almost strictly prohibited beyond a few portions every few weeks.
 Avraham
Joined: 7/21/2005
Msg: 12 (view)
 
Relationships and Religion:
Posted: 8/2/2005 10:53:35 PM
Thanks for the pointers Sparrow! Much appreciated. Raw fish on bagels is the shiznet... Yum!
 Avraham
Joined: 7/21/2005
Msg: 19 (view)
 
Going Commando
Posted: 8/2/2005 8:59:46 PM
I had a friend who went "commando", I remember every one of my classmates would ask him to "show them". Personally I find the thought of going commando is rather uncomfortable, I like the feeling of fresh cotton over my private region. If it weren't for the uncomfortable factor, I might consider it. Going to the washroom commando style sounds like you might get your willy caught up more than a few odd times.
 Avraham
Joined: 7/21/2005
Msg: 9 (view)
 
Relationships and Religion:
Posted: 8/2/2005 8:56:36 PM
I would never marry an atheist, or an agnostic. As far as dating goes, I would date either of the two, but with more of a barrier. I believe that my future partner will be a born Jew, or a converted Jew. Afterall, that is what I am looking forward. Too far left, or right of not being Jewish will likely result in my departure from the relationship in question.
 Avraham
Joined: 7/21/2005
Msg: 2 (view)
 
How do you know you where ever in love?
Posted: 8/2/2005 8:52:54 PM
When she (or he) can be around you when you pass gas. That is love.
 Avraham
Joined: 7/21/2005
Msg: 91 (view)
 
Ottawa Gathering August 7 th
Posted: 8/2/2005 10:54:53 AM

Are kids invited or is this just single mature adults


My Mommy is bringing me.
 Avraham
Joined: 7/21/2005
Msg: 24 (view)
 
Is Self Righteousness a requirement to find a relationship on POF?
Posted: 8/2/2005 9:20:06 AM

Guys will do and say whatever they think will get a girl naked. If a girl looks like a slut they send a message saying how bad and cool they are. If she looks conservative they send a message saying how nice kind and considerate they are, helping strangers on the street, great job friends etc.


Yes, we men are very versatile and never follow a script. If we weren't up to date in our honing skills, we'd lose the species. Is that such a bad thing?
 Avraham
Joined: 7/21/2005
Msg: 75 (view)
 
Why do girls go for a**holes?
Posted: 8/2/2005 9:01:03 AM

And the computer! ;)


Sure, why not? I have discovered that the best girls are the ones who are half way decent. You will find the caricature of dumb blonde bimbos on POF as well as anywhere else.
 Avraham
Joined: 7/21/2005
Msg: 54 (view)
 
are all men pigs?
Posted: 8/2/2005 8:37:57 AM

You've probaly noticed that the females have 3-6 Paragraphs(!) of hyperbole, while the Men usually make concise points. That is what you're fighting ..the loopy, goofy omnidirectional "whims" of females...


Couldn't have said it better myself.
 Avraham
Joined: 7/21/2005
Msg: 73 (view)
 
Why do girls go for a**holes?
Posted: 8/2/2005 8:36:45 AM
I liked a girl for the longest time, yet she wouldn't budge. I would try to woo her over with so many different types of schemes and plots, yet none worked. One day she said something peculiar, she would eventually end up in the hands of a man who had lots of money. The answer: money. Make money, and you will have flocks of the type of woman you seek. That is, if you're into a freeloading, uneducated, egocentric, self absorbed, and generally a nuisance causing woman. If you want any girl with said characteristics, you deserve what you get. If not, look for girls who are not out on Friday and Saturday nights. Look for them in places like libraries, coffee shops, etc,.
 Avraham
Joined: 7/21/2005
Msg: 11 (view)
 
If A Guy says your Cool what exactly does that mean?
Posted: 8/2/2005 8:26:54 AM
Depends entirely on the guy's I.Q.
 Avraham
Joined: 7/21/2005
Msg: 13 (view)
 
Is Self Righteousness a requirement to find a relationship on POF?
Posted: 8/2/2005 8:26:19 AM
Being the good guy, and speaking from experience, you never get the girl. Only the a***s are the kings of the jungle. Why should anyone be decent and honorable anymore? I'm one of the few, and will continue to be the way that I am.
 Avraham
Joined: 7/21/2005
Msg: 11 (view)
 
Jogging/Running Anyone??
Posted: 8/2/2005 8:24:15 AM
I prefer walking, although I was doing about 10 miles a day. At the age of 18, I was already suffering from severe complications. I have since given up jogging, and found myself at home with walking and cycling.
 Avraham
Joined: 7/21/2005
Msg: 27 (view)
 
What book are you reading right now?
Posted: 8/2/2005 8:20:37 AM
At the time being, I am reading three books. William Gibson's "Neuromancer", Joe Haldeman's "Forever War", and Neil Gaiman's "American Gds".
 Avraham
Joined: 7/21/2005
Msg: 47 (view)
 
are all men pigs?
Posted: 8/2/2005 8:18:25 AM
Read my profile, and you'll see anything but a pig. Sadly.
 Avraham
Joined: 7/21/2005
Msg: 86 (view)
 
Ottawa Gathering August 7 th
Posted: 8/2/2005 8:16:16 AM
I'll try my best to bring a friend or two along! Besides that, I hope the turn out is as expected.

Charlie
 Avraham
Joined: 7/21/2005
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Ottawa Gathering August 7 th
Posted: 8/1/2005 6:54:27 PM
We've got some serious lookers coming by. Hopefully the number of people attending will shoot up in the next few days!
 Avraham
Joined: 7/21/2005
Msg: 10 (view)
 
CHRIST WILL RULE THE EARTH FOR 1,000 YEARS
Posted: 7/28/2005 5:19:01 AM
Jesus is long gone, I think it is time for everyone to accept the facts. He did not fulfill the Messianic prophecies of the Jewish people, which does not put him anything above an average man. For those of you believing that Jesus will return in your lifetime, such has been said generations ago. The true Messiah is yet to come!!!
 Avraham
Joined: 7/21/2005
Msg: 34 (view)
 
Porn. Who's watching it?
Posted: 7/27/2005 11:42:22 PM

^What? You need to get out son, you're spending too much time up in the deep thought tree.


Being a lateral thinker, I am more inclined to think at the deep end of the pool. Without being insulting you, I have to say you are thinking in the shallow end of the pool.


Porn rocks. Nothing wrong with it. Well, as long as nobody is actually getting hurt (in a bad way, tee hee) Hell, I don't respect pornographers who just grab a video cam and shoot but dammit all , porn is manna from heaven


Pornography is nothing but eye candy to a world of disorder and abuse. Do you not at all understand the predicament of these women, or should I say girls, because for the most part they are barely above the age of 18. Unless you are watching "Milfs" who are probably little over the age of 30, except have contracted a consortium of venereal diseases from the low-life scum that they have sex with, you are more than likely watching young women. What message is given to young women when they see themselves in pornography?

My sister once caught me looking at pornography. At the time I was 16 years old, and she was 15. She said to me, that is absolutely disgusting, and abhorrent. To me, it was all the same. A girl here, a girl there. They were nothing but useless meat. The more you look at porn, the less you think of women. The coinciding of sexual assault and pornography is almost undeniable. Women are treated the way they are because men, chauvinistic pigs, put them in videos where they are portrayed as vile cum sucking whores. Contrary to the depiction of women in porn videos, they are just as human as we males are. Now, instead of watching pornography: go out and get a real woman.
 Avraham
Joined: 7/21/2005
Msg: 50 (view)
 
~ NAME YOUR FANTASY~
Posted: 7/27/2005 10:28:57 PM
Rob,

Jewish girls are best found at the Synagogue! When I wanted to find wholesome and attractive Christian girls, I went to Church. Unfortunately for me, I discovered a lascivious Italian girl at Church! Sure, she was good for conversation, but she had nothing but Jesus on her tongue! Jesus this, and Jesus that. There's only so much Jesus you can take before you start to think you're dating a girl who compares men to Jesus.
 Avraham
Joined: 7/21/2005
Msg: 48 (view)
 
~ NAME YOUR FANTASY~
Posted: 7/27/2005 10:20:55 PM
Robert,

I am thinking of undergoing a conversion to Orthodox Judaism. Given that I convert to Judaism, I will most likely be marrying a Jewish wife. If I wanted my children to be genuinely Jewish, I would need for them to have a Jewish mother. Also, I do not believe in sex out of wedlock. So there is little point in arguing "take whatever you can get" because what I get will by necessity be Jewish.
 Avraham
Joined: 7/21/2005
Msg: 7 (view)
 
Do you avoid certain foods for religious reasons?
Posted: 7/27/2005 10:18:11 PM
I do not eat Pork, or anything coming from pigs. Not for religious reasons, but because I am a vegetarian. Also, I don't eat pig because they are relatively intelligent creatures. My cousin has a farm, and I have gotten to know a few of her pigs. The thought of putting them on my plate, after getting to know them so well is oh-so heartbreaking.
 Avraham
Joined: 7/21/2005
Msg: 47 (view)
 
~ NAME YOUR FANTASY~
Posted: 7/27/2005 10:09:14 PM
My fantasy: being with a Jewish woman. *Salivates* I can only imagine what type of kosher sex we could conjure up between ourselves. Of course, I am still a virgin, but I shall wait for the day when my time comes to be with a Jewish girl. Yum.
 Avraham
Joined: 7/21/2005
Msg: 33 (view)
 
Porn. Who's watching it?
Posted: 7/27/2005 10:07:15 PM
Pornography is degrading and little more than an opiate for the disjointed cretins of society. I used to look at pornography, until I awoke to the degradation it has on the female psychi. The porn industry is a catalyst towards moving in the other direction of the rights of women. You can argue all you want that it is a two sided coin, that there is male and female pornography, but which one is profitable? You guessed it.
 Avraham
Joined: 7/21/2005
Msg: 34 (view)
 
Male Virgins? Do they exist?
Posted: 7/21/2005 2:10:28 PM

Quote with small letters sugar


Any objections to dating Jewish guys?
 Avraham
Joined: 7/21/2005
Msg: 32 (view)
 
Male Virgins? Do they exist?
Posted: 7/21/2005 2:06:21 PM
[QUOTE]I have said my peice....[/QUOTE]

Sexy and smart, I like that.
 Avraham
Joined: 7/21/2005
Msg: 30 (view)
 
Male Virgins? Do they exist?
Posted: 7/21/2005 2:04:37 PM

No, no antidepressants or anything like that; it's just the way I've always been. For me, sex has always been something that I'd just use in fantasies; there was never a particular urge to make any of those fantasies real. I picked up from books and so on that sex is something you're supposed to do in a relationship/marriage, that I should worry if I was still a virgin at a late age, but that was all external to my actual desires. And it wasn't a gay thing; I didn't feel any more urges toward men than women.[/QUOTE]

Well, I asked you the pointed question about the antidepressants, because that is my situation. I learned about sex as something that is natural, and forthcoming when two people get together and are inseparable. However, I came to my own conclusions about it, because I have been computer savy from a young age. The gateway, the internet, is purely an educational tool for me. Of course, I have seen my fair share of pornography.

[QUOTE]Anecdote: there was one woman I dated who made it clear that she didn't believe in sex before marriage. I agreed to that, with no thought that I'd have to struggle to control myself in that situation; my only worry was that if we did end up getting married, I'd be agreeing to have sex AFTER the marriage without knowing whether I'd actually like it. As it turned out, we had four dates, which never got as far as a kiss goodnight, and then she cancelled the fifth date and wouldn't call me back. I had been considering saying something like "Should we be kissing by this point?", but that was just from knowing what people normally do on dates, not from any desire in me to kiss her. [/QUOTE]

Sounds like you're living in the Twilight Zone, friend. We have an analogous train of thought, so much so that it's creepy. Heh.
 Avraham
Joined: 7/21/2005
Msg: 27 (view)
 
Male Virgins? Do they exist?
Posted: 7/21/2005 1:41:41 PM

Well, Im guessing you are probably loaded... Thats for sure, I'd warn my next GF if I were you lol


Hahahahahahaha!!! Ahhh, that brings back memories of "Scary Movie"..
 Avraham
Joined: 7/21/2005
Msg: 32 (view)
 
profile=non religious
Posted: 7/21/2005 1:38:13 PM
[QUOTE=timegypsy]do you know something the rest of us don't?

I am sorry that you see earth as hell. I see it as a wonderful and fascinating place polulated with marvelous creatures, although some of the behaviors of its inhabitants leave a lot to be desired.[/QUOTE]

I will show you around town at 3:00 AM in Ottawa, I only dare to venture beyond my house when on my trusty stead. Suffering from insomnia, I take bike rides as early as 2:00 in the morning. On the main streets, you will see homeless people, with no more reason to live than a mangled animal. It is a sad sight to see, and our inability to cleanse these people (i.e. institutionalize or euthanize) is a tragedy. I am not talking about ethnic cleansing, as I consider myself Jewish, but more or less dealing with these people. There was a time when I thought humanity had a fighting chance, until I saw the real world for what it really is. Abominations. That's what we all are.
 Avraham
Joined: 7/21/2005
Msg: 25 (view)
 
Male Virgins? Do they exist?
Posted: 7/21/2005 1:33:00 PM
Thank you; it is hard. I advocate masturbation, because it is more than enough to satisfy any cravings & impulses a hormonal teenager will have. I was once addicted to it, but I have been clean for more than a few years.
 Avraham
Joined: 7/21/2005
Msg: 23 (view)
 
Male Virgins? Do they exist?
Posted: 7/21/2005 1:23:53 PM
Spending more than eight hours a day on Wikipedia, I believe I know why I have nocturnal emissions.
 Avraham
Joined: 7/21/2005
Msg: 3 (view)
 
What about Swallowing?????
Posted: 7/21/2005 1:21:51 PM
I like to swallow... My food (not sausages, because I am a vegetarian)... Are we on the same page here?
 Avraham
Joined: 7/21/2005
Msg: 5 (view)
 
The Meaning of Life
Posted: 7/21/2005 1:16:08 PM
You're welcome, and my pleasure.
 
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