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 Author Thread: Is there any way to conquer shyness?
 Hübert Cumberdale
Joined: 9/12/2005
Msg: 9 (view)
 
Is there any way to conquer shyness?
Posted: 5/27/2007 9:11:37 PM
Oh, darn you all to heck Tramp, you beat me to it!! ;D
 Hübert Cumberdale
Joined: 9/12/2005
Msg: 8 (view)
 
Is there any way to conquer shyness?
Posted: 5/27/2007 9:10:44 PM
Is there any way to conquer shyness? Why yes, it's called "Beer."
 Hübert Cumberdale
Joined: 9/12/2005
Msg: 12 (view)
 
Hours of work vs relationship.....
Posted: 5/27/2007 8:50:29 PM

Nothing like a round of putt putt in the morning....


(Whisper) I think he's talking about S... E... X...
 Hübert Cumberdale
Joined: 9/12/2005
Msg: 6 (view)
 
Do people change?
Posted: 5/27/2007 8:47:41 PM
As for emotionally, psychologically and spiritually? Naaah... I think everyone claims they can change, but under the brittle crispy layer they coated themselves in, they're exactly the same... Just like Colonel Sanders' greasy chicken products...
 Hübert Cumberdale
Joined: 9/12/2005
Msg: 3 (view)
 
Do you read peoples forum messages
Posted: 3/27/2007 7:59:25 PM
uh oh...

Checks under bed...
 Hübert Cumberdale
Joined: 9/12/2005
Msg: 10 (view)
 
listing what you want
Posted: 3/26/2007 9:43:47 PM
Right... right... they all moved to C++... sigh... BASIC is hardly used for anything these days... shame.
 Hübert Cumberdale
Joined: 9/12/2005
Msg: 29 (view)
 
- Fact -
Posted: 3/26/2007 9:34:36 PM

I dress good and I can hold a pretty interesting conversation, but sometimes I think I talk TOO much


Talk too much like they can't get a word in edgeways, or talk too much like you forget to breath and pass out?
 Hübert Cumberdale
Joined: 9/12/2005
Msg: 150 (view)
 
Your Worst Kissing Experience
Posted: 3/26/2007 9:28:26 PM
Hey!What if I don't want a prince!!!???

That's not how it works, is it? GAH!!!
 Hübert Cumberdale
Joined: 9/12/2005
Msg: 15 (view)
 
Dating Intimidation…
Posted: 3/26/2007 9:01:51 PM

Hmmm I don't believe in that league thing....so can't say that has ever happened.... we all breath in and breath out the same air.....unless of course you have a special air pocket somewhere that is full of gold dust or something lol, an still the only difference would be your lungs are clogged with gold dust and you would end up winded sooner , than the average Joe lol.


That's the smartest thing anyone has said on these boards in at least fifteen to twenty seconds. Probably more, I can't really say though, I don't have a stopwatch or a chronograph or some other time measuring device. I suppose I could just count though, right? One... two... three... four... four and a half... five...
 Hübert Cumberdale
Joined: 9/12/2005
Msg: 40 (view)
 
Do You Go Through The Lonely Stage...
Posted: 3/26/2007 8:50:20 PM

BUT I am not lonely because I am single, I am lonely because most of my friends live 5 hours from me and weekends at home mean I am completely alone. If my friends or family were around, I would no longer be lonely, but I would still be single.
and missing intimacy.


Well there's no reason to miss intimacy when you have a perfectly good Mr. Left and Mr. Right at the end of each arm! Isn't that right, Mr. Right?
"Yes, Hübert... I... I love you."
"I love you too Mr. Right... now come here you!"
"Tee hee"
(CENSORED DUE TO GRAPHIC NATURE OF NEXT SCENE)
 Hübert Cumberdale
Joined: 9/12/2005
Msg: 144 (view)
 
Your Worst Kissing Experience
Posted: 3/26/2007 8:34:29 PM
Worst kissing experiences in order of best-worst to worst-worst:

1. Tongue cut by prong in girl's brace.
2. Total open mouthed kiss from my friends Great Dane. I could taste some doggy food. I don't know how they eat it...
3. Move in at completely the wrong time and butt her right in the forehead.
4. Xmas party 2002 - Moved at JUST the RIGHT moment to avoid a mouth full of vomit, but instead was covered from head to toe in stinking congealed Xmas cake and alcoholic acidic ooze. It stained my favourite shirt too.
 Hübert Cumberdale
Joined: 9/12/2005
Msg: 36 (view)
 
Would you date a woman that is pregnant?
Posted: 3/26/2007 8:27:08 PM
Would this woman actually have to BE pregnant, or can she just look pregnant? Because I have to tell you, I've dated a few that looked pregnant... well actually that last part was a lie.
 Hübert Cumberdale
Joined: 9/12/2005
Msg: 38 (view)
 
flashing,forgive or not
Posted: 3/26/2007 8:23:43 PM
That type of thing happens to me all the time... only it's usually me and this guy in the mirror.

The irritating thing is... he copies EVERYTHING I do... EVERYTHING! He can't WAIT to pick the shirt on the left. EVERY freakin' time, the shirt on the left... It's like he KNOWS I like that one best. He's just SOOOooooo funny... but I tell ya... one of these days.. he'll get his. You mark my words.
 Hübert Cumberdale
Joined: 9/12/2005
Msg: 29 (view)
 
another dating site calls us losers
Posted: 3/26/2007 8:19:22 PM
It's a fight they want, eh?
We'll give them a fight they'll never forget!
PISTOLS AT DAWN!!! Who's with me Fishytes???!??!?!?
 Hübert Cumberdale
Joined: 9/12/2005
Msg: 8 (view)
 
listing what you want
Posted: 3/26/2007 8:17:51 PM
All I want is a goose filled with silver baubles...
 Hübert Cumberdale
Joined: 9/12/2005
Msg: 27 (view)
 
- Fact -
Posted: 3/26/2007 8:13:47 PM

Hot to one is crap to another and vice versa

I'm going to get that tattooed on my chest.... no wait... there it is already...
 Hübert Cumberdale
Joined: 9/12/2005
Msg: 56 (view)
 
Where is it NOT appropriate to ask a girl out?
Posted: 3/26/2007 8:09:10 PM
Damnit Randomstoic! You beat me to it! Curses!
 Hübert Cumberdale
Joined: 9/12/2005
Msg: 55 (view)
 
Where is it NOT appropriate to ask a girl out?
Posted: 3/26/2007 8:08:21 PM
OOH! OOH! At her father's funeral!

That's an easy one! NEXT!
 Hübert Cumberdale
Joined: 9/12/2005
Msg: 33 (view)
 
come into my coven
Posted: 3/26/2007 8:07:33 PM
Oooh... even with all the jiggly fat bits wiggling around? Even the insects don't like that I fear...
 Hübert Cumberdale
Joined: 9/12/2005
Msg: 31 (view)
 
come into my coven
Posted: 3/26/2007 7:57:24 PM
But don't wiccans have to buy all that rattan furniture? From a catalogue, right?
I'll bet they get a wicked discount though! Wicked dis... geddit? Ha! S'funny! Oh I'm so...
wicked! Oh, iIkill me, I really do!
 Hübert Cumberdale
Joined: 9/12/2005
Msg: 6 (view)
 
When do you call a guy....will they think you're stalking
Posted: 3/26/2007 7:53:45 PM
I've given women my telephone number before. They never call back though. Apart from the one... she sold me encyclopaedias.

Of course, since then I've yanked the telephone from the wall, painted all of my windows black and now I rock to and fro in a corner. Gently I caress my face. Ever so gently.
 Hübert Cumberdale
Joined: 9/12/2005
Msg: 13 (view)
 
Dating Intimidation…
Posted: 3/26/2007 7:49:46 PM
I'm barely good enough for me...
Wait.. that doesn't make any se...
Anywho, I like to perform the Great Shaving Foam Beard Test™ to simultaneously test their mettle and their dating fortitude.
You cover your face with a luxurious beard of shaving foam and demand they eat every last drop.
Failure to accomplish said feat results in swift excommunication.

Strangely, I've never found a single mate thus far...

 Hübert Cumberdale
Joined: 9/12/2005
Msg: 4 (view)
 
profile review
Posted: 1/2/2007 8:51:45 PM
MORE COWBELL!!!
 Hübert Cumberdale
Joined: 9/12/2005
Msg: 4 (view)
 
do men love sugarbabys
Posted: 7/6/2006 9:00:12 PM
I like jelly babies. Does that count?
 Hübert Cumberdale
Joined: 9/12/2005
Msg: 3 (view)
 
Am I in love with being single ????
Posted: 7/6/2006 8:47:43 PM
Ever thought of... y'know... a relationship with someone in the same zip code?

It's a crazy idea I know... but who knows... if the stars are all in cosmic alignment...

And then you can do away with all the carrier pigeons... save yourself a fortune in bird seed!

And besides, pigeons are rats of the sky. Filthy creatures.
 Hübert Cumberdale
Joined: 9/12/2005
Msg: 15 (view)
 
I'm stuck, please advise..
Posted: 7/6/2006 8:36:57 PM
Awww... I only had rude and nasty comments... can I post them anyway? They were funny!

At one point you burn her house down... no seriously... it has a happy ending!
 Hübert Cumberdale
Joined: 9/12/2005
Msg: 33 (view)
 
I figured it out, and its spooky!
Posted: 6/1/2006 8:29:34 PM
In related news, Tool sucks and Thom Yorke's new album The Eraser is a masterpiece.


I agree. Ironically, Thom Yorke is a tool, though... funny that...
 Hübert Cumberdale
Joined: 9/12/2005
Msg: 29 (view)
 
What is a child to you?
Posted: 5/25/2006 6:35:36 PM
GIVE THEM A SENSE OF PRIDE...
 Hübert Cumberdale
Joined: 9/12/2005
Msg: 28 (view)
 
What is a child to you?
Posted: 5/25/2006 6:34:53 PM
I believe that children are our future... teach them well and let them lead the w... oh wait... sorry forgot the...

right... hang on...

waaaaaay. Show them all the beeeeeauty they possessssss inssiiiii... God I hate that song. Truly awful.

Kids are terrible creatures. Except my beautiful 5 year old daughter who is perfection personified. She is my life. Nuff said.
 Hübert Cumberdale
Joined: 9/12/2005
Msg: 17 (view)
 
how to get girlfriend to moveout
Posted: 5/24/2006 10:04:04 PM
Set fire to her hair.

Works every time.
 Hübert Cumberdale
Joined: 9/12/2005
Msg: 28 (view)
 
people should come with labels
Posted: 5/24/2006 9:37:40 PM
"Tastes like soot and poo"

...apparently...
 Hübert Cumberdale
Joined: 9/12/2005
Msg: 32 (view)
 
PMSing!!!!
Posted: 5/24/2006 9:08:44 PM

Poor Harvey. Pheramones (sp?) do that and it causes women to adjust to each other's cycles. It happened to me once. B1tchy women all at one time of the month is not fun.


Hey! I was just discussing that the other day with someone... that phenomenon totally fascinates me... I thought she was joking at first, but man, was I ever wrong... isn't the human body the freakiest thing ever!??

As for PMS; my ex-wife has quite the cracking case of endometriosis (SP?)... as well as a pretty bad androgen imbalance... I know that the third week of each month I should NEVER EVER answer my phone to her... EVER! She's almost psychotically inclined during this period and prone to insanely bizarre mood swings.
I'm convinced to this day that her hormone weirdness was the biggest contributing factor in our breakup... although she'll deny it til' the day she dies... sad really because, y'know, I'm totally perfect... ;D
 Hübert Cumberdale
Joined: 9/12/2005
Msg: 23 (view)
 
Are all prostitutes the same?
Posted: 5/19/2006 8:38:44 PM

Nope.. when I was way younger, I left home for a bit an ended up on the streets. It was a couple hookers that took me in an kept me safe an made me streetwise. I owe them alot.. Just wish I could say thanx after all these years.


Wasn't that a made-for-TV-movie?

I think Kenny Rogers was the star... forgive me if I'm wrong...
 Hübert Cumberdale
Joined: 9/12/2005
Msg: 12 (view)
 
Why are guys always trying to ply me with junk food?
Posted: 5/19/2006 7:48:20 PM

If I can get a girl to eat a ding-dong, I can get her to do anything.


Alright then!

 Hübert Cumberdale
Joined: 9/12/2005
Msg: 116 (view)
 
Why do men ruin relationships with video games?
Posted: 9/14/2005 10:03:55 PM
Oh man, I've come pretty close to losing someone on a number of occasions... especially after "World of Warcraft" hit retail...

So... are you ready? (Drum roll, maestro)...

I'm an interactive media journalist - I cover video games and interactive entertainment applications (i.e. everything from Apple iPod to LeapFrog Edutainment devices)

Playing games is my job...

And it's a crazy-cool blessing and a hideous curse all at the same time...

 Hübert Cumberdale
Joined: 9/12/2005
Msg: 32 (view)
 
What if your partner ages very rapidly and you don't?
Posted: 9/13/2005 10:10:23 PM
Well, that's a crock...

People change - you shouldn't have to just accept anything simply because of its external sociological impact...

If you no longer love someone, you can't FORCE yourself to love them...
 Hübert Cumberdale
Joined: 9/12/2005
Msg: 5 (view)
 
Why aren't woman on the same page as men when it comes
Posted: 9/13/2005 10:05:54 PM
... and always remember - you can get locked up for chasing women...
 Hübert Cumberdale
Joined: 9/12/2005
Msg: 30 (view)
 
Bisexual woman,what's up?
Posted: 9/13/2005 10:04:10 PM
It appears the "reply" button is not working... how irritating...
 Hübert Cumberdale
Joined: 9/12/2005
Msg: 29 (view)
 
Bisexual woman,what's up?
Posted: 9/13/2005 10:02:41 PM
Well make your mind up! Which is it to be!??? You can't have all three, silly girl! That's just greedy!
 Hübert Cumberdale
Joined: 9/12/2005
Msg: 28 (view)
 
Bisexual woman,what's up?
Posted: 9/13/2005 10:01:50 PM
I too await this type of sandwich...

The closest I got was a burrito last Thursday...
 
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