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 duracell_bunny_one
Joined: 1/21/2015
Msg: 92 (view)
 
You couldn't make it up
Posted: 7/18/2018 11:20:29 AM
..Nothing new here - an ex girlfriend of mine worked for
a major bank the late 1960s and she was appalled by their
charges for Estate Administration............
....nothing changes.......

 duracell_bunny_one
Joined: 1/21/2015
Msg: 714 (view)
 
Brexit all the way to the door.. but no further?
Posted: 7/16/2018 10:54:16 AM
No panic - a Labour win, in 2022, post brexit, would need a lot of
the professional unemployed (sorry, that should have read 'students')
to actually get out of bed & have some idea of who or what they are voting for.
May was a useless Home Secretary - she was the chump who wanted to control
the internet & to get us all to register with the world's largest porn site.
She hasn't a clue how to deliver on Cameron's last joke (last of many),
and doesn't really want to.
Brexit will be the last big fu* k up that the woman presides over,
there will be a leadership 'fight' after this lot and Boris will 'win'
(carefully choreographed by the Men in Grey Suits, who run the Tory party).
Diane Abbott, the well known ex-Corbyn 'girlfriend' is not a problem, the woman
is terminally thick and is only there to make up the numbers.
Trump wasn't miles off the mark when he told Ms May to 'sue' the EU -
we have a lot going for us, but She lacks aggression - she'd like to think that
she is a second Maggie Thatcher, but she doesn't have the bile and spite to sink
ships that are running away - that takes a certain streak of pure fu*king evil........

All of the above is, of course, merely my opinion - variants are freely available.

 duracell_bunny_one
Joined: 1/21/2015
Msg: 329 (view)
 
The feel good thread
Posted: 7/14/2018 4:48:38 AM
..........If you win, I shall demand a recount............
..so there..........

 duracell_bunny_one
Joined: 1/21/2015
Msg: 707 (view)
 
Brexit all the way to the door.. but no further?
Posted: 7/12/2018 1:44:07 PM
..........why can't gypsies do the twist?

..........crystal balls.............

(I'll get me coat)

 duracell_bunny_one
Joined: 1/21/2015
Msg: 159 (view)
 
currency... as real as a dude on a cloud
Posted: 7/12/2018 11:58:12 AM
If anyone cares, todays value is:

4,671.58 Pound sterling

 duracell_bunny_one
Joined: 1/21/2015
Msg: 27 (view)
 
Wrote the profile well?
Posted: 7/12/2018 11:14:47 AM
I thought I might add some 'proper' writing?

https://www.theguardian.com/books/2003/nov/27/poetry.monarchy

This is the man who wrote Lady Di-
& finished with the immortal

'They did not tell me, no-one tell I
thou shalt not fart in the presence of royalty'

Suck on that...........

 duracell_bunny_one
Joined: 1/21/2015
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MY SEARCH IS NOT WORKING PROPERLY
Posted: 7/12/2018 11:07:34 AM
So 4 weeks down the line & my health centre site has finally worked out that I exist
(after numerous visits, phone calls & emails)
but it's alright, it's only taxpayers money being pi**ed up the wall
(again)
............Pof runs on click revenue - not sure about Match, but as a member of OKC
I'm fairly sure they get a kickback off the zillions of scammers.............

 duracell_bunny_one
Joined: 1/21/2015
Msg: 144 (view)
 
How (not) to win friends and influence people
Posted: 7/12/2018 10:45:53 AM
......Look on the bright side - we could have made the final & got mullered by the French..........

 duracell_bunny_one
Joined: 1/21/2015
Msg: 2 (view)
 
Profiles - a different perspective
Posted: 7/9/2018 11:32:09 AM
I can think of two or three (at least) that would fit that one
I think that quote was used by 'Cowboy' the late ex-mod here?

Talking of the May car crash - BoJo for pm?

 duracell_bunny_one
Joined: 1/21/2015
Msg: 5 (view)
 
Suggestion: Add Do You Have Tattoos to Questions
Posted: 7/6/2018 11:18:22 AM
I'd like to block smug gits driving Skodas........
(it's called 'irony' in the UK)

 duracell_bunny_one
Joined: 1/21/2015
Msg: 5 (view)
 
I want to delete my account/system doesn't let me
Posted: 7/6/2018 11:15:05 AM
Hopefully they might teach you to read & write?

 duracell_bunny_one
Joined: 1/21/2015
Msg: 5 (view)
 
MY SEARCH IS NOT WORKING PROPERLY
Posted: 7/3/2018 1:27:49 PM
Everyone else on here calls me 'Bunny'.............
Do you think you might stretch a point & do likewise?
Ta muchly...........

 duracell_bunny_one
Joined: 1/21/2015
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MY SEARCH IS NOT WORKING PROPERLY
Posted: 7/1/2018 8:44:19 AM
Likely a maintenance issue...........
Log out, clear cookies & re-try.
It will probably sort itself out within 24 hours..........

No doubt Match.com technical are busy sorting this
as we speak, using Blu-Tac & Post-It notes, as usual.

 duracell_bunny_one
Joined: 1/21/2015
Msg: 4 (view)
 
Deeleted User - why did my half of conversation disappear?
Posted: 6/22/2018 11:12:14 AM
..........fickle ?
..........moi ?
..........surely not
:)
 duracell_bunny_one
Joined: 1/21/2015
Msg: 4 (view)
 
Convincing a chick..
Posted: 6/19/2018 5:26:42 AM
.........you don't seriously expect me to fall for that..........
.....not really ?

 duracell_bunny_one
Joined: 1/21/2015
Msg: 2 (view)
 
Convincing a chick..
Posted: 6/19/2018 1:31:08 AM
She's a scam - but what do I know.........

 duracell_bunny_one
Joined: 1/21/2015
Msg: 2 (view)
 
Dating a pair of tets
Posted: 6/9/2018 5:37:55 AM
(sigh)
You're at it again then...........

 duracell_bunny_one
Joined: 1/21/2015
Msg: 296 (view)
 
Random Musings - Talk About Everthing
Posted: 6/8/2018 10:40:01 AM
....I thought we had no Mods........so are you saying
that we now have mob rule & that Match actually
stiffs established contributors?
Dear oh dear..........

 duracell_bunny_one
Joined: 1/21/2015
Msg: 11 (view)
 
Dating Older Women.
Posted: 6/7/2018 4:12:19 AM
Baby oil is good, but can damage condoms-
KY (no pun intended) is water soluble.........

 duracell_bunny_one
Joined: 1/21/2015
Msg: 8 (view)
 
Someone. Write something
Posted: 6/6/2018 1:32:23 PM
's' a bloke
-trust me, I can smell carp from 5 miles............

 duracell_bunny_one
Joined: 1/21/2015
Msg: 2 (view)
 
Cock pictures
Posted: 6/6/2018 1:31:00 PM
A profile with no pics & a load of cut 'n' paste -
face it - you're a bloke..........
nice try, now do one........
 duracell_bunny_one
Joined: 1/21/2015
Msg: 3 (view)
 
Dating Older Women.
Posted: 6/6/2018 1:28:06 PM
I believe that ladies of a certain profession often refer to 'happy endings' as
rub and tug............make of that what you will...........
I prefer my ladies a little older - they've usually got out of the endearing
but irritating 'nice n nasty' rubbish - little girls just don't have the mileage
(usually)

 duracell_bunny_one
Joined: 1/21/2015
Msg: 12 (view)
 
I am suicidal
Posted: 5/31/2018 1:12:54 AM
...........Shut up & grow up..........
(please)

 duracell_bunny_one
Joined: 1/21/2015
Msg: 14 (view)
 
Change of life
Posted: 5/30/2018 8:59:53 AM
There's good money in the freelance (temp) Testing sector,
but I can see that the variety of the driving thing
would have a lot of appeal..........
Good luck, I hope it's everything you want it to be.......

 duracell_bunny_one
Joined: 1/21/2015
Msg: 7 (view)
 
Having doubts, help?
Posted: 5/28/2018 5:01:24 AM
Two hundred miles is way too far for a 'coffee & see' thing.
You sound torn between the need to feel valued
& the anxiety over what went before..........
I think you should be honest & tell the guy how you feel
(we can never have too many friends)
and look for something moderately promising at a
sensible distance - the less you agonise, the more likely
you will find someone.........
Chin up & smile!

 duracell_bunny_one
Joined: 1/21/2015
Msg: 2 (view)
 
Cocktails And Dreams
Posted: 5/26/2018 11:09:12 AM
..........wot, no date.?...........

 duracell_bunny_one
Joined: 1/21/2015
Msg: 2 (view)
 
Is the right to free speech ending in America?
Posted: 5/24/2018 7:42:31 AM
Yup - now try it at the gates of Number Ten......
......be sure & let us know how you get on......
:)

 duracell_bunny_one
Joined: 1/21/2015
Msg: 4 (view)
 
70 plus
Posted: 5/22/2018 11:35:59 AM
I found that the day I hit 60 online (I don't lie about age)
the interest fell off a cliff.........
Fortunately I know enough peeps to make stuff like POF
somewhat of an afterthought.
I have met the odd (some very odd) female on here
that wasn't telling porkies, but most had well out of date
photos & a vivid imagination..........
(sigh)

 duracell_bunny_one
Joined: 1/21/2015
Msg: 3 (view)
 
Change of life
Posted: 5/18/2018 9:02:15 AM
Actually funeral work is quite a good gig, the pay is good
& the customers don't come back & complain.........
I've never known one (& I've known a couple)
who disliked the job - plus - you never run out
of customers.........

 duracell_bunny_one
Joined: 1/21/2015
Msg: 258 (view)
 
Random Musings - Talk About Everthing
Posted: 5/18/2018 6:38:46 AM
I notice that the Russian 'spy' has been let out of hospital today..........
to where, we are not being told (natch).........
but with all the Windsor noise, it's a dot on the card
that the media will shove this way down the listings...........
nice one HMG - is anyone surprised by the timing?

 duracell_bunny_one
Joined: 1/21/2015
Msg: 65 (view)
 
Royal wedding - the latest for those of you holding your noses.
Posted: 5/18/2018 3:47:55 AM
I see Charles is to walk Meghan down the aisle -
probably one of the few good ideas so far.......
Bit of a triumph, from bit part actress to the King
(in waiting) giving you away - nice one Megs!

 duracell_bunny_one
Joined: 1/21/2015
Msg: 1 (view)
 
Booki Bashing - or not?
Posted: 5/17/2018 12:20:16 PM
HMG has finally, after months of mucking about, declared that Fixed Odds Betting Terminals will have a stake limit of two pounds.
The wailing & gnashing of teeth from the bookmakers has been overdone for months now - 'falling on deaf ears' is, I believe apposite in this situation.
They & the Treasury have made billions out of machines that were systematically & cynically used to bleed gullible punters dry.
Bookies now might have to consider actually promoting more legitimate ways of fleecing the unemployed - the Treasury doesn't care, because the money will filter through the Economy in alternative streams.
I think this is, for once, a good move - job loss threats are not a valid reason for putting this off - others may have other thoughts - care to float some opinions............?

 duracell_bunny_one
Joined: 1/21/2015
Msg: 52 (view)
 
Royal wedding - the latest for those of you holding your breath
Posted: 5/14/2018 8:45:32 AM
I see that the Bride will spend the night before THE event
at Cliveden - I laughed so much it hurt..........
how VERY appropriate........!

 duracell_bunny_one
Joined: 1/21/2015
Msg: 24 (view)
 
Organising a Pof event - an eye opener
Posted: 5/11/2018 1:34:13 PM
What you are both finding out is why Marcus decided
to put the 14+/- age limit on - most of the females just
continually screamed about old geezers (did they mean me?)
mailing them, when the mail preferences were hidden & selectable in plain sight -
cunning that.......no, you couldn't make it up.

 duracell_bunny_one
Joined: 1/21/2015
Msg: 28 (view)
 
Donald Trump visit to UK 13th of July 2018
Posted: 5/11/2018 12:21:57 PM
Yup and no doubt he will get blamed if it rains as well............

 duracell_bunny_one
Joined: 1/21/2015
Msg: 2 (view)
 
Naked Attraction
Posted: 5/10/2018 7:17:59 AM
I'm guessing that was on a 'pay' channel?
Here at t'coast we've been doing 'try before buy' for years -
it's put a lot of prossies on the dole........:)

 duracell_bunny_one
Joined: 1/21/2015
Msg: 2 (view)
 
To premium or not to premium
Posted: 5/9/2018 5:29:45 AM
Don't bother.............

 duracell_bunny_one
Joined: 1/21/2015
Msg: 10 (view)
 
Supermarket etiquette
Posted: 5/8/2018 8:43:06 AM
So it's a while ago but
I was in Sainsburys with a fair amount of shopping
& the till bunny was trying for the world speed record.
I had asked her to pace it, but obviously I'm just another
pain in the arse to spoil her chat with the girl on the next till.
So I stop.
It takes her about a minute before she realises that something
has gone very wrong (the mound of static food helped).
She looked at me with that 'does not compute' stupid look......
I (politely) explained that I wasn't going to pack anything
thrown through the till at that speed.
Common sense eventually won the day, and the fact that I was
totally up for leaving the lot there. (I know they have till targets,
but please don't take it out on me!)

 duracell_bunny_one
Joined: 1/21/2015
Msg: 5 (view)
 
Supermarket etiquette
Posted: 5/7/2018 3:52:23 AM
Cheers Chappie - Torbay is amazing, from what I can see
standing at the counter :)
Supermarkets - what is it with morons who tie up a whole
self-service till with enough shopping to feed a Scout group?
(sigh)

 duracell_bunny_one
Joined: 1/21/2015
Msg: 2 (view)
 
Fake accounts
Posted: 5/6/2018 4:35:17 AM
......and POF (Match.com) should seek to decrease
click revenue? - Not going to happen friend...........

 duracell_bunny_one
Joined: 1/21/2015
Msg: 19 (view)
 
Organising a Pof event - an eye opener
Posted: 5/5/2018 11:13:13 AM
I ran entertainment events for years - I very quickly learnt
to do it my way, & fvck other peoples opinions -
they weren't paying the bills.........

 duracell_bunny_one
Joined: 1/21/2015
Msg: 49 (view)
 
Royal wedding - the latest for those of you holding your breath
Posted: 5/5/2018 8:07:03 AM
Let's see - 100k for the frock paid by Harrys family
err - & who pays them?
Laughing all the way to the bank?

Overtones of Wallace Simpson?

 duracell_bunny_one
Joined: 1/21/2015
Msg: 64 (view)
 
random very predictable musings....macro economics corner ...
Posted: 5/5/2018 6:56:26 AM
...........WHY are we running off the bluddy page?

 duracell_bunny_one
Joined: 1/21/2015
Msg: 3 (view)
 
Hard life being Deaf
Posted: 5/2/2018 12:11:12 PM
Please post again in the DATING site - this is Forum.
.....good luck.........

 duracell_bunny_one
Joined: 1/21/2015
Msg: 236 (view)
 
Random Musings - Talk About Everthing
Posted: 5/1/2018 1:15:25 PM
We are approaching the dangerous situation of 'trial by media'
in this country - the Worboys non-release is a case in point......
is there any point in paying a judiciary to enforce justice
when it can be overruled by a screeching
mob in the media?
Next comes a tree in every street so we the people can hang
anyone who looks a bit strange......?

 duracell_bunny_one
Joined: 1/21/2015
Msg: 156 (view)
 
News at eleven and bit
Posted: 5/1/2018 1:09:42 PM
^ ^ ^ And just what the fvck has this to do with the price of baked beans?

>>>>>>sigh>>>>>>>>>>>>

 duracell_bunny_one
Joined: 1/21/2015
Msg: 151 (view)
 
News at eleven and bit
Posted: 4/29/2018 9:38:28 AM
When WalMart bought ASDA they did so to get a foothold in the UK grocery sector.
When the executives arrived to give what they'd bought the once-over, they were
appalled at the tiny real estate units (& turnover to match).
ASDA have plodded gamely on ever since - there was some wobble about rebadging
the (few) bigger stores as WalMart, but that seems to have got lost along the way.
Fast forward a few years and the UK retail sector has got problems.
Some companies have way too much floor space per £ spent and stock costs money.
Sainsburys are a classic example - WalMart (sorry,ASDA) can buy stock for pennies,
and the floorspace available if they pull Sainsburys into the group would suit the
Company very well (stand by for everything apart from guns). This is not an amalgamation,
it is a carefully orchestrated buy-out (or Buy-in, if you prefer). The pr spin is good, but
you would expect that from one of the World's largest retailers.
So, it's bye bye to Sainsburys (except in name)
and hello to..........?
.........we'll see.......

 duracell_bunny_one
Joined: 1/21/2015
Msg: 4 (view)
 
Organising a Pof event - an eye opener
Posted: 4/28/2018 7:33:21 AM
What's really worrying is:

These people have the vote

These people usually drive

These people are on here looking for partners
(or should that be carers?)

I run a shop - some of the mental dross that we
encounter on a daily basis is simply unreal...........

 duracell_bunny_one
Joined: 1/21/2015
Msg: 7 (view)
 
Donald Trump visit to UK 13th of July 2018
Posted: 4/27/2018 5:31:42 AM
A meeting with the Queen, plus T May, a load of idiots shouting
& catch the plane back home - job done............

 duracell_bunny_one
Joined: 1/21/2015
Msg: 224 (view)
 
Random Musings - Talk About Everthing
Posted: 4/24/2018 12:08:19 PM
So today we have a trawler owners funeral
(I live in a fishing port)
Beautiful horse-drawn hearse
Two huge limos
Three long whistle blasts from the harbour
(mark of farewell)
and the boat crew following the cortege in seagoing gear -
glad I saw it, it was very special (& moving).

 
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