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 Author Thread: THINGS I FIND FUNNY
 rossomycoo
Joined: 8/29/2008
Msg: 50 (view)
 
THINGS I FIND FUNNY
Posted: 1/13/2010 8:58:27 AM
I had a one nite stand with this woman and after sex she just wouldn't stop rubbing and scratching my balls. She said she loved doing it.

When I asked her why she loved it so much she said...

" because I miss mine so much"
 rossomycoo
Joined: 8/29/2008
Msg: 8 (view)
 
You might be a bad catch......
Posted: 1/13/2010 8:49:07 AM
If my dog wont quit sniffing your crotch
 rossomycoo
Joined: 8/29/2008
Msg: 45 (view)
 
What do you enjoy about one night stands?
Posted: 6/1/2009 10:50:09 PM
Well if there is only one then I like to make the best of it. But now two, well then I can put my remote and cell phone on one and my water and glasses on the other. But one is enough.
 rossomycoo
Joined: 8/29/2008
Msg: 525 (view)
 
Humans created by Aliens: Plausible theory?
Posted: 3/9/2009 8:52:28 PM
I know there alot of humans being created by illegal aliens, right here in my country. So yes, humans are created by aliens in some cases.
 rossomycoo
Joined: 8/29/2008
Msg: 155 (view)
 
Climate disruption, re. The Science of Global Warming
Posted: 3/9/2009 8:50:32 PM
How does one explain the climate change on the surrounding planets? The cars, industry or farting cows? Global warming is a consensus and science is anything but a consensus. [sp?]
 rossomycoo
Joined: 8/29/2008
Msg: 54 (view)
 
OK guys, what's your number 1 guy movie?
Posted: 3/9/2009 8:47:19 PM
"Men in Back" I heard was an all guy flick that only guys watch.
 rossomycoo
Joined: 8/29/2008
Msg: 23 (view)
 
GM threatens to pull the bankruptcy trigger if it doesn't get more money.
Posted: 3/9/2009 8:45:38 PM
Atrition [sp?]. The dodo-bird and edsel move over.
 rossomycoo
Joined: 8/29/2008
Msg: 179 (view)
 
Hypothetical dilemma for Vegans/PETA...
Posted: 3/9/2009 8:42:03 PM
Kinda like global warming, a psuedo-science. Plant's produce oxygen. Animals produce ozone killing gas. Eat less plants and save the planet. Eat more meat and help save the planet. Plants have a vegetative spirit. People for the Ethical Treatment of Vegetables, rise and be heard.
 rossomycoo
Joined: 8/29/2008
Msg: 178 (view)
 
when does the soul enter the baby ?,
Posted: 3/9/2009 8:30:39 PM
In China life starts at conception. Three months after birth one turns One year old. A billion plus can't be wrong!
 rossomycoo
Joined: 8/29/2008
Msg: 54 (view)
 
world-wide hunger
Posted: 3/9/2009 8:21:38 PM
Maybe they should legalize and promote Abortion in those countries too! It seems to help kwell the starving children issue in the U.S.
 rossomycoo
Joined: 8/29/2008
Msg: 22 (view)
 
Will the Naughties be remembered as the worst decade ever???
Posted: 3/9/2009 8:13:19 PM
Well I guess there are many people who believe the world started once they could watch t.v. or read a magazine. So sure, in a world with this point of view, I believe it is, for that ilk. The prez/bozo thing stated, will most likely be a real good thing, once the current bozo/prez in charge has a nuke blow up somewhere on his watch.
 rossomycoo
Joined: 8/29/2008
Msg: 14 (view)
 
Does YOUR ride say anything about you?
Posted: 3/9/2009 8:10:36 PM
Classic model, looks good from far but far from good. Runs good but needs to be warmed up first.
 rossomycoo
Joined: 8/29/2008
Msg: 26 (view)
 
Texting while driving: Should it be a crime?
Posted: 3/9/2009 5:12:49 PM
^^^first one, as stated^^^

Multiple offenders are getting them for $150 - $225.

Very much a *deterrent*

So I can say California is doing something about "an activity that could easily lead to the death or maiming of someone..."

Not a real laughing matter. But what cracks me up is males with girly hair. Now that is laughable
 rossomycoo
Joined: 8/29/2008
Msg: 24 (view)
 
Texting while driving: Should it be a crime?
Posted: 3/4/2009 11:44:45 AM
You get a ticket for it in California now. $25 first time. Just like talking on the phone without "hands free" device is too.
 rossomycoo
Joined: 8/29/2008
Msg: 22 (view)
 
Controversial cartoon
Posted: 2/27/2009 5:35:39 AM
I repeat..."cartoon" say's it all.
 rossomycoo
Joined: 8/29/2008
Msg: 21 (view)
 
People who suck
Posted: 2/27/2009 5:34:14 AM
All politicians and their rabbid fans and folloers.
 rossomycoo
Joined: 8/29/2008
Msg: 3 (view)
 
Men's Room Entertainment
Posted: 2/27/2009 5:23:15 AM
If the [a] stall is occupied, I like to say "dang, chew your food."
 rossomycoo
Joined: 8/29/2008
Msg: 33 (view)
 
Sayings that should be on buttons!
Posted: 2/27/2009 5:17:09 AM
You can't push this!
 rossomycoo
Joined: 8/29/2008
Msg: 18 (view)
 
Americans Are Spoiled: A Depression will do us good!
Posted: 2/24/2009 5:47:24 PM
Some are spoiled and now the gov't wants to increase the spoiling. The hard working water carriers are called on to work over time so we can grow the spoiling of the drinkers. Fleece and scam. Thanks USA gov't.
 rossomycoo
Joined: 8/29/2008
Msg: 3 (view)
 
Moving out of the house to college... questions...
Posted: 2/24/2009 5:36:51 PM
Stay away from political groups of any kind. Just a distraction from ones goal to graduate. Find extra ciricular activities that are non political. Sports, music, volunteering, etc. Get educated, get a carrer started, then make your decisions about politics.
 rossomycoo
Joined: 8/29/2008
Msg: 8 (view)
 
Did anyone have a great experience with their divorce lawyer??
Posted: 2/24/2009 5:26:22 PM
No but I did have sex with my former wife's attorney's two daughters. That was cool!
 rossomycoo
Joined: 8/29/2008
Msg: 5 (view)
 
Controversial cartoon
Posted: 2/24/2009 5:23:29 PM
Humor is almost always at the expense of some group or individual. Whether it's funny or not is an individuals consideration. Not a consensus
 rossomycoo
Joined: 8/29/2008
Msg: 53 (view)
 
Why are some people against hunting?
Posted: 2/24/2009 5:20:08 PM
Where are the PETV? People for the ethical treatment of vegetables...hmmmm? After all they do have a vegitative spirit. They can't even get up and run. They are ripped, often times from their very roots, and eaten alive. Animals are processed in one way, shape or form. Allowed to hang and cure in many cases. Thanks is given after thought and homage is pondered before eating meat.They actually produce methane gas that is supposably harmful to our very existance on this planet, [a la global warmings biggest culprettt.] A Veggie is simply eaten without any consideration of it's journey in most instances. Not to mention that plants, [which is a category veggies and fruits belong to] produce oxygen that is a good thing for our existance. So I think the anti-meat/pro-veggie group actually are doing more harm than good, if one was to look at the bigger picture. I myself eat it all. Veggies and meat. You just can't get attached to the food. You'll ponder your life away with visions of grandiosity.
 rossomycoo
Joined: 8/29/2008
Msg: 1986 (view)
 
My Joke Thread
Posted: 2/22/2009 10:26:08 AM
Locked my key's in my car the other day. Do not ask people for a coat hanger that work at planned parenthood.
 rossomycoo
Joined: 8/29/2008
Msg: 29 (view)
 
Sayings that should be on buttons!
Posted: 2/22/2009 10:23:17 AM
Nowday's compared to yesterdays:

It takes money to make money

But now...

It takes money to lose money
 rossomycoo
Joined: 8/29/2008
Msg: 25 (view)
 
What is your Bail?
Posted: 12/18/2008 9:27:45 AM
870 wow the number is too small to only post it!
 rossomycoo
Joined: 8/29/2008
Msg: 28 (view)
 
You Know Its Over When...
Posted: 12/17/2008 10:44:04 AM
She's lost that "New Girlfriend" smell.
 rossomycoo
Joined: 8/29/2008
Msg: 36 (view)
 
Cutting boards
Posted: 11/28/2008 10:10:09 AM
All wood self sanitizes. That is why the health department allows them in kitchens. Maple is the best. I just took a renewal test for food safety certification. This is how I am aware of the topic. Colored cutting boards rock!
 
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