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 Cautiously Fishing
Joined: 10/10/2005
Msg: 21 (view)
 
class versus no class
Posted: 12/9/2005 12:03:54 AM
Been there.

Was helping a friend put on a new roof. Went to a bar after it got dark. We weren't ready for GQ magazine, but we hadn't been rolling in the barnyard all day either. We sat down at the bar and these things like what you described, (I doubt they were 30 something) looked at us in general disgust and mumbled things that I'm sure were not flattering. And wandered off.
Now, what these, things, did not know this guy is well off. (He just gets erections over tools and does all his own remodeling and the like). And the bar is my place of employment.

So... I went to the bar and had Lori make three LIIT's, (she makes the best). She asked if I wanted her to bring them to their table. I declined and took them myself.
These bimbos act all a flutter that someone bought them a drink and said 'Where did they come from?' Or something coy like that. I said, 'From the azzhole at the end of the bar.' Then went back to my seat... at the end of the bar!


They came up and tried apologizing and being 'sweet'.
I couldn't ignore them fast enough.

('')
 Cautiously Fishing
Joined: 10/10/2005
Msg: 18 (view)
 
Is all Men are nuts?
Posted: 12/8/2005 11:34:58 PM
OP. It's, 'Is all Menses are nuts?'

Saiyan, can we spell o-v-e-r-i-n-t-e-l-l-e-c-t-u-a-l-i-z-e ?
 Cautiously Fishing
Joined: 10/10/2005
Msg: 34 (view)
 
International POF Mardi Gras Fish Gathering
Posted: 12/8/2005 11:16:08 PM
Don't get your hopes up too high. Do some serious checking before you go folks. The City is desparate enough to fill you full of BS just to get you there. There is no commerce to speak of and the hotel/motels are full of relief workers. There aren't going to be enough, if any, rooms available for revelers.

I moved from Algiers to Texas because there is still nothing there and it's going to be a while
 Cautiously Fishing
Joined: 10/10/2005
Msg: 10 (view)
 
HOT pepper lovers!!!
Posted: 12/8/2005 7:45:14 PM
Love the endorphin rush!
 Cautiously Fishing
Joined: 10/10/2005
Msg: 6 (view)
 
Funny Video!!
Posted: 11/4/2005 7:17:17 PM
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/flash/rubberjohnny.html

Watch the whole thing!


With the lights out.
 Cautiously Fishing
Joined: 10/10/2005
Msg: 7 (view)
 
cant get my new ram to work
Posted: 11/3/2005 4:30:36 PM
If the CPU and chipset support both.
 Cautiously Fishing
Joined: 10/10/2005
Msg: 7 (view)
 
British Columbia - Shaw Secure Anti Virus/Firewall
Posted: 11/3/2005 4:12:26 PM
ok Otto. I guess I'll go back to download.com, Tucows, Experts Echange, grc, ArsTechnica, slashdot, etc etc, and see why they have rated any of these higher. Seems my browser has dyslexia.

C'est La vie'.
 Cautiously Fishing
Joined: 10/10/2005
Msg: 68 (view)
 
Astrology-i'm confused.
Posted: 11/3/2005 1:51:52 PM
Like I said, The OP was asking for both sides.
C'est La Vie'
 Cautiously Fishing
Joined: 10/10/2005
Msg: 45 (view)
 
The best freeware! what you can t live without
Posted: 11/3/2005 1:39:39 PM
The beta version doesn't find
tracking cookies.
 Cautiously Fishing
Joined: 10/10/2005
Msg: 88 (view)
 
Re: redhead Jokes!!
Posted: 11/3/2005 1:34:16 PM
Q. What do you call a Redhead with an attitude?
A. Normal

Q. What does a redhead, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common?
A. Men always miss them

Q. What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A. A redhead!

Q. How do you know when your redhead has forgiven you?
A. She stops washing your clothes in the toilet bowl

Q. How do you know when a redhead has been using a computer?
A. There's a hammer embedded in the monitor

Q. What's safer: a redhead or a piranha?
A. The piranha. They only attack in schools

Q. How do you know when you've satisfied a redhead?
A. She unties you
 Cautiously Fishing
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Msg: 66 (view)
 
Astrology-i'm confused.
Posted: 11/3/2005 1:12:29 PM
And is that not an opinion also?
I think the OP was looking for both sides of the issue.

The Bible and Koran and Torah were written thousands of years ago also. Is any one of those more 'correct' that the other?





 Cautiously Fishing
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Msg: 14 (view)
 
i know some of u have heard this one.......
Posted: 11/3/2005 12:57:50 PM
......"i have to tell u something.....

..."I'm in my own little world. But it's ok because everyone here knows me."
 Cautiously Fishing
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Msg: 6 (view)
 
cant get my new ram to work
Posted: 11/3/2005 12:21:45 PM
Yes you can but, you'd have to do some serious geek-tinkering to get pc-100 and pc-133 to work together. Not worth the hassel.
 Cautiously Fishing
Joined: 10/10/2005
Msg: 65 (view)
 
Astrology-i'm confused.
Posted: 11/3/2005 11:55:38 AM
It's a crutch to look outside of ourselves for reasons to explain/blame our current set/s of ills and woes. Everyting it points out, good or bad is random and could apply to anyone. It's purely circumstantial.

Yes mine shows on my profile, but I can't find where to turn it off.
 Cautiously Fishing
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Tough Ratings
Posted: 11/3/2005 11:37:14 AM
If you're here for a popularity contest or your self-esteem is so high you feel you need to be knocked down a peg or two, by all means leave it on.
 Cautiously Fishing
Joined: 10/10/2005
Msg: 3 (view)
 
Errant question marks appear in hotmail
Posted: 11/3/2005 11:30:15 AM
makes sure you have all updates. Get 'regclean' from MS. It won't show you what it's doing just that it's doing it. Works well though I don't no what the big secret is from MS to not tell you what it's doing.
 Cautiously Fishing
Joined: 10/10/2005
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cant get my new ram to work
Posted: 11/3/2005 11:20:42 AM
Most RAM used in home pc's is 100MHZ not 133Mhz.
 Cautiously Fishing
Joined: 10/10/2005
Msg: 8 (view)
 
what might be the issue?
Posted: 11/3/2005 11:17:53 AM
Becareful using 'msconfig', if you turn off something you shouldn't, you can end up with a high dollar door stop. If you can turn off programs listed there in the program itself, it's much better.

'msconfig' is designed as a diagnostic tool and should be used as a last resort


.
 Cautiously Fishing
Joined: 10/10/2005
Msg: 5 (view)
 
British Columbia - Shaw Secure Anti Virus/Firewall
Posted: 11/3/2005 11:09:19 AM
A/V and firewalls are two totally diff creatures. I can't imagine one program able to do both very well.

Suggestion: Use ZoneAlarm for firewall and AVG for A/V
 Cautiously Fishing
Joined: 10/10/2005
Msg: 5 (view)
 
New Computer and what a PAIN!!!
Posted: 11/3/2005 11:05:17 AM
Download and install AVG.
Uninstall Norton from the program itself.
then go into program files and delete the folder.
Norton sux the biggest azz in Texas.

Use Opera or Firefox if you want a popup blocker.
 Cautiously Fishing
Joined: 10/10/2005
Msg: 5 (view)
 
Programs from the net...
Posted: 11/3/2005 11:00:29 AM
Most allow it only for back up. Check their website for particulars, usually in the EULA somewhere on the site or during d/l.
 Cautiously Fishing
Joined: 10/10/2005
Msg: 43 (view)
 
The best freeware! what you can t live without
Posted: 11/3/2005 10:56:52 AM
Adaware
Spybot
hijackthis
AVG
Opera
Zonealarm
jv16powertools (older versions)
Compupic



BTW Tornado Lover, Webshots installs 'newdotnet', you might want to check it out.
 Cautiously Fishing
Joined: 10/10/2005
Msg: 4 (view)
 
can I see old screenshots from yesterday etc?
Posted: 11/3/2005 10:30:53 AM
In IE click tools>internet options

The tabbed window pops up.

The third section should how often to retain history. It defaults at 20 days. Set it for how ever far you want to go back.

The second section is 'temp files' click settings. /at the top it should say 'check for newer versions of stored pages. click never, then ok , it closes. Click 'apply' in the original window. then 'ok'. It may need to be restarted, I don't remember. So do it anyway to be sure.

Even after all that it may be better to save the particular page. You can save pages for 'offline viewing'. But never have done it. Try google for doing it with your particular version of Windows and IE.
 Cautiously Fishing
Joined: 10/10/2005
Msg: 321 (view)
 
THIS GOES OUT TO ALL THE NICE GUYS!!! READ ME
Posted: 11/3/2005 9:57:16 AM
lordbyron: How profound! Where'd you cut and paste that from?

blu eyed gal: You keep ****ing about these types of threads, so why do you keep reading them let alone posting in them?
 Cautiously Fishing
Joined: 10/10/2005
Msg: 2 (view)
 
Funny Video!!
Posted: 11/3/2005 9:46:27 AM
I'd say more like lack of self-respect!
 Cautiously Fishing
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Msg: 19 (view)
 
am I having an epifany or what?
Posted: 11/2/2005 9:54:52 PM

they just don't want to be made to "look" silly
and foolish?



Forgive us, we know not what we write.
 Cautiously Fishing
Joined: 10/10/2005
Msg: 82 (view)
 
Blonde Jokes!!
Posted: 11/2/2005 9:30:15 PM
TRUE STORY:

3 or 4 days after Katrina blew through, a neighborhood store owner was able to get there and open up. With no power all this time he was just trying to sell what he could before it all went bad or he got looted.
The store was pretty full with people getting sustinence, beer, liquer what ever. I saw this blond walking around like she was lost, looking for some thing she couldn't find. Finally, I'm checking out and the girl decides to interupt the clerk and asks, "Do you have any ice that's not melted?" The entire store went silent.
 Cautiously Fishing
Joined: 10/10/2005
Msg: 22 (view)
 
Bad Joke of the day?
Posted: 11/2/2005 9:00:44 PM
I read an article stating there about 500,000 battered women in this country.
And to think, I've been eating them plain all this time.
 Cautiously Fishing
Joined: 10/10/2005
Msg: 7 (view)
 
The Passion of Christ
Posted: 11/2/2005 2:00:34 PM
The missing dialogue is only because older languages used a lot more archaic words, or more words to say something that is easier/quicker said in modern languages. The point is made in the subtitles long before the actor/s finish speaking.

No human could have endured half of the punishment depicted in the film or the Bible.
 Cautiously Fishing
Joined: 10/10/2005
Msg: 39 (view)
 
Flirting at your best....
Posted: 11/2/2005 1:22:37 PM
Excuse me, but does this smell like chloroform to you?

I betting that you cannot wait until tomorrow, because I bet that you get more and more beautiful every day.

You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porshe.
 Cautiously Fishing
Joined: 10/10/2005
Msg: 36 (view)
 
~ Let's Have Some Fun ~
Posted: 11/2/2005 12:42:46 PM
Probably b!tch for a while.
Play with my boobs, then b!tch about them
Go to a makeup counter somewhere and change my mind 17 times in less than 3 minutes about what shade of nail polish matches any of the mens shoes in my closet.
B!tch some more.
Go to a gas station and give directions.
Then find something to b!tch about for the last 52 minutes.
 Cautiously Fishing
Joined: 10/10/2005
Msg: 20 (view)
 
Bad Joke of the day?
Posted: 11/2/2005 11:53:29 AM
niteowl if this post poorly written with alot of typos, it's because i cant'see the keybord from all the tears in my eyes from laughing so hard.
 Cautiously Fishing
Joined: 10/10/2005
Msg: 14 (view)
 
chave jokes
Posted: 11/2/2005 10:59:12 AM
Yes it did, ty.
That covers alot of diff groups here. And you get them all rolled into one. Lucky you.


Closest would prob. be 'whiggers'. Usually male, dressed up in 'gangsta' clothing. complete with language and gestures. Very laughable.

A disparaging term used to describe a Caucasian person that mimics ghetto and urban vernacular. More commonly used to describe those Caucasians whose only contact with popular urban culture is the entertainment media. A poseur.

Whiggers are recognizable by:

1. 1st Grade Level Grammar
2. Saying the word "Yeah" like "Yee"
3. Listening to Eminem, or other rap groups
4. Wearing awful clothing, such as FUBU and Phat Farm
6. Idiotic Behavior
7. Constant Attempts to make gang signs around others
 Cautiously Fishing
Joined: 10/10/2005
Msg: 10 (view)
 
chave jokes
Posted: 11/2/2005 8:43:16 AM
ok you two, What exactly is a chav?
I don't get out much.
Slight language barrier.
 Cautiously Fishing
Joined: 10/10/2005
Msg: 1 (view)
 
When will The Saints move to San Antonio?
Posted: 11/2/2005 8:32:41 AM
Any guess'?
Seems inevitable after Katrina.
 Cautiously Fishing
Joined: 10/10/2005
Msg: 17 (view)
 
How do I stop being an idiot?
Posted: 11/2/2005 8:22:54 AM
You aren't the idiot, he is.
 Cautiously Fishing
Joined: 10/10/2005
Msg: 8 (view)
 
WRAP THEM IN MY MANE
Posted: 11/2/2005 8:07:45 AM
And before you answer tick tock, remember, you can't gel a combover!
 Cautiously Fishing
Joined: 10/10/2005
Msg: 156 (view)
 
Stop being a NICE guy
Posted: 11/2/2005 1:18:07 AM
Rainbow... If I go someplace to, say argue about global warming, or world peace , would you be so kind as to with me? I really want you on my side.

ok so I suck. i don't want you not on my side.

You so poigniantly ripped him up.

Bravo!


(*blinks out loud*) killed me
 Cautiously Fishing
Joined: 10/10/2005
Msg: 2 (view)
 
WRAP THEM IN MY MANE
Posted: 11/2/2005 1:07:43 AM
Rules For Women;

1. Don't cut your hair. Ever. Long hair is always more attractive than short hair. One of the big reasons guys fear getting married is that married women always cut their hair, and by then you're stuck with her.

Please. Let me.
 Cautiously Fishing
Joined: 10/10/2005
Msg: 21 (view)
 
Love At First Sight Site
Posted: 11/2/2005 12:51:42 AM
RBS.

You make 'inane' attempts to redeem yourself. Off of your profile, 'Last 5 RootBeerSlim Forum Posts' ,the majoity of your comments are sexual in nature.
Frankly you're boring for a man your age. And don't be so lame as to try and throw it back on me, you suck.

Actually you beyond suck. And I dont know what the word is. But as much as you suck, you probably already know what the word is.

But please don't give me any $10 words, because i probably already know what it means better than you and can give you $9 in change.


Cut and paste.
 Cautiously Fishing
Joined: 10/10/2005
Msg: 155 (view)
 
Stop being a NICE guy
Posted: 11/2/2005 12:30:33 AM
taurus516: You think you could suck ass a little harder?

There is another way of looking at the 'I think nice guys are sisies' thing, and I am going to push it.

This is new to these forums and will piss off some.

C'est La Vie!

Being around a nice guy, might expose a particular weaknesses. And they don't want that to happen. So if they are totaly insecure they lash out at you and you're a wuss. Regardless.

If there's a little respect between the two, they'll somewhat blow you off to avoid their inadequacies.

And b4 ne1 biatches, This came from a women. f it, get that far and I'll continue.
 Cautiously Fishing
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Msg: 9 (view)
 
What is your favorite recipe site?
Posted: 11/1/2005 10:38:07 AM
I use google if I don't find anything appealing at all the above mentioned sites. Start with you main ingredient or type (like Chinese, or Mexican) then scroll down to 'search within results' and enter your second requirement.
I have found all kinds of things not found on other sites.
A word of caution: If you're looking for chicken breast recipes, don't start with that. You'll end up with alot of porn hits. Start with chicken then search within results for breasts.
My mother slapped the shit out of me last summer before a BBQ.
 Cautiously Fishing
Joined: 10/10/2005
Msg: 48 (view)
 
I want some chicken recipes
Posted: 11/1/2005 10:23:24 AM
Try:

www.foodtv.com
www.epicurious.com
http://allrecipes.com/
you can even google for recipes.
 Cautiously Fishing
Joined: 10/10/2005
Msg: 23 (view)
 
I know this must sound stupid but it does taste good
Posted: 11/1/2005 10:20:17 AM
Try marinating in Italian dressing over night. (The chicken i mean!) Then bake, grill or fry as you normally would.
 Cautiously Fishing
Joined: 10/10/2005
Msg: 9 (view)
 
Love At First Sight Site
Posted: 11/1/2005 12:25:07 AM
RBS: I'm an ***hole, but damn!


I'm still going to help you out. Next time you see a profile you want to e-mail... just cut and paste this:


I wanna put my thang in your thang.


Bam!
Done deal!
No point in wasting time on keystrokes.
 Cautiously Fishing
Joined: 10/10/2005
Msg: 15 (view)
 
Is it love or lust and how do you tell the difference.
Posted: 10/31/2005 11:58:04 PM
Kinky is when you use a feather.
Perverted is when you use the whole chicken.



Oh Wait! Wrong thread...
 Cautiously Fishing
Joined: 10/10/2005
Msg: 17 (view)
 
Bad Joke of the day?
Posted: 10/31/2005 12:51:41 PM
A really drunk guy is walking home from the bar and sees a pumpkin patch on the side of the road. He thinks how nice and squishy they must be on the inside, and decides to have a little fun with a pumpkin. He finds a big one, cuts a hole in it, and starts going at it. It must have been getting pretty good because he didn't even notice that a cop car had pulled up, and that an officer was walking right towards him. The cop says "Hey buddy.... Do you know you're screwing a pumpkin?" to which the guy respond,s "A pumpkin?!? It's midnight already???"









A blonde was shopping and came across a silver Thermos. She was quite fascinated by it, so she picked it up and brought it over to the clerk to ask what it was.

“That’s a Thermos,” the clerk said. “It keeps some things hot and some things cold.”

“Wow,” said the blonde. “That’s amazing. I’m going to buy it!”

So she bought the Thermos and took it to work the next day. Her boss saw it on her desk.

“What do you have there?” he asked.

“Why, that’s a Thermos. It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold,” she replied.

Her boss inquired, “What do you have in it?”

The blond replied, “Two popsicles and some coffee.”"
 Cautiously Fishing
Joined: 10/10/2005
Msg: 86 (view)
 
Make up some good thread titles for trolling
Posted: 10/31/2005 12:24:04 AM
lyny... great stuff.

Took me 10 mins to quit laughing so I could post this.
 Cautiously Fishing
Joined: 10/10/2005
Msg: 99 (view)
 
Nice Guy: defined?
Posted: 10/30/2005 11:21:24 PM
Yifan: great observation, very true.

blastkist: not all of us!

NefariusX: great post.

ma-che-fai-tu: thank you!

thejamiecat: so true; I'm yours. In that order.
 Cautiously Fishing
Joined: 10/10/2005
Msg: 5 (view)
 
Rules for women.
Posted: 10/30/2005 10:54:48 PM
He e-mailed me a copy. Why do you ask?
 
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