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 Author Thread: Favorite Family Guy Lines
 jonjon87
Joined: 10/25/2008
Msg: 103 (view)
 
Favorite Family Guy Lines
Posted: 8/9/2009 12:00:59 AM
The best one is when brian goes to find his mom with stewie. and they hope on a truck to catch a ride. Brian starts talking to a mexican seating in the back, and he starts talking to him in spanish, and the mexican corrects him. then
brian says "oh you speak english"
mexican "no just that and the line expaining it"
brian" your kidding right"
mexican" QUEEEEEE" hahahahahaha honestly best on ever.
 jonjon87
Joined: 10/25/2008
Msg: 655 (view)
 
Why do men have affairs?
Posted: 8/8/2009 11:50:48 PM
LOL
The person above me is awesome. stole the words right out of my mouth.
 jonjon87
Joined: 10/25/2008
Msg: 73 (view)
 
It was my fault, but I want him back.
Posted: 8/4/2009 8:08:28 PM
You might get back together because it is a long relationship. However, if it was me and you made a pass at your ex only tells me one thing. Oh and the whole "I was drunk does not really work" you knew what you were doing. I would do a lot of talking and doing what it is your ex now would like you to do to get things back on track.
 jonjon87
Joined: 10/25/2008
Msg: 66 (view)
 
What would you do if your daughter was being abused by her boyfriend?
Posted: 8/4/2009 8:03:52 PM
I think I speak for all guys that I would probably do something really bad.
But would of course try to resolve the issue as much as possible. A father could loss it very easily when finding something like that out. I lie, i would beat the shit out of him :)
 jonjon87
Joined: 10/25/2008
Msg: 21 (view)
 
do friends kiss you sleep with you and hug you ?
Posted: 7/30/2009 1:35:08 PM
we're like Zack and Miri in "Zack and Miri make a Porno" (great movie) ... before they make the porno tho... its a rare friendship, but its the best...

didnt these two fall in love. from what it sound you are nothing like zack or miri sweetheart. they loved eachother more then friends lol. that made no sense. regroup yourself plz!!!
 jonjon87
Joined: 10/25/2008
Msg: 20 (view)
 
do friends kiss you sleep with you and hug you ?
Posted: 7/30/2009 1:30:04 PM
honestly I would never do this. i would hug and kiss friends who are girls on the check. but nothing more. thought it would ruin our relationship.
Till one night, one of my movie buddies who i would cuddle up with and watch movies and drink with came over. and guess what the movie night turned into. the whole time we both couldnt believe what we had done. and this was like a full out thing that was going on. oral and everything. after i wolk up the next day i was like did that really happen. and we are honestly cool about it. we dont speak about it, we just let it be and we carried on. im sure somewhere down the road it will happen again. not to say i want it to, but it wasnt bad sex. there were a few things in there i wasnt expecting here to do. but hey
 jonjon87
Joined: 10/25/2008
Msg: 1250 (view)
 
Can men deal with NOT getting blowjobs?
Posted: 7/30/2009 1:19:58 PM
Im sorry but i need my bj's. there is nothing better then just walking up to the person you are dating and putting it in their face so they know what to do with it. come home from work in the face
im sure all guys agree, even girls. im sure a lot of girls love to give head. about 80% do at least. makes them feel good too.
heres a thought, imagine a guy not going down on you girls. how would you feel??? this question really needed to be thought about before it was posted!
 jonjon87
Joined: 10/25/2008
Msg: 29 (view)
 
Is being a virgin a turn off ?
Posted: 7/29/2009 6:19:28 PM
hahaaahahahaahahahah what an idiot hhaahahahahahaahha u need to get slapped for that i think you need some with your game son.

to you kid
 jonjon87
Joined: 10/25/2008
Msg: 161 (view)
 
What do women think when a guy comes too quickly?
Posted: 7/29/2009 1:36:11 PM
honestly speaking. i naturally last a long time. even if it is with a new partner. but every guys is different. so all girls should cut them some slack.
a while back i did you know what with this girl, and she was all like wow after wards. and i was like what happened. and shes like usally with all the foreplay. but once again every guy is different or not hispanic lol. kidding.
 jonjon87
Joined: 10/25/2008
Msg: 641 (view)
 
Would you seriously date a woman or a man if they told you that they did not give oral sex
Posted: 7/29/2009 1:27:10 PM
ahahha imagine that. you meet someone and they say no sorry not into oral sex
ahhaha, no im not down with that. i like to get head and go when i want to.
so to the type of ignorant person. i met someone like that. they gave me head and it was the worst thing ever. stop talking about 2 weekes after that happened.
 jonjon87
Joined: 10/25/2008
Msg: 273 (view)
 
Women & Blowjobs
Posted: 7/29/2009 1:22:26 PM
This is so not true and we all know it. I have had some great head from girls. as long as its sloppy and they know what they are doing i am happy. and normal girls vs pronstars does not go. some porn stars do not even know how to give good head. ever vist youjizz.com you could find girls that get payed to give head that are not very good at it. every girl is different. depends how wheather they like it or not. that will determaine if they will be good at it or not!
 jonjon87
Joined: 10/25/2008
Msg: 33 (view)
 
What can I do to make a man last longer
Posted: 7/29/2009 3:41:12 AM
lol, how to make him last longer. Im sure their are thing out there this help this situation. However, i am sure it all has to do with the guy. I could last for hours and be fine. some guys last a few mins. i didnt even know two min men existed. i feel sorry for girls who have this problem. maybe you should try some four play. but that might make him cum faster. who knows. i would just switch partners lol.
 jonjon87
Joined: 10/25/2008
Msg: 31 (view)
 
In a relationship, Hanging out with Opposite sex friends makes SO feel uncomfortable
Posted: 7/29/2009 3:23:46 AM
There it is again. why could a guy that you were dating not have single females friends??? What people really need to understand is a person had a life before a relationship they had with another person. So it is only right to continue the same life they once had. This is why a lot of people break up. Plus having friends of all kinds is a good thing. it gives eachother the chance to always have space. I would be insulted if I dated someone who had asked me to not speak to female friends. Would you not be??
 jonjon87
Joined: 10/25/2008
Msg: 30 (view)
 
In a relationship, Hanging out with Opposite sex friends makes SO feel uncomfortable
Posted: 7/29/2009 3:20:01 AM
I dont believe thats what he meant. I think he meant he is getting together with "friends of the opposite sex". which to me should be perfectly fine. if these are friends that are females that he has had for a while why not. a person before a relationship had a life. now all of a sudden they have to end their friendship with people of the opposite sex. That is a bad relationship if couple are doing that. This means that their is clearly no trust. But if this mikey is getting together from people on this site. then yes that is a "form" of cheat not cheating yet!
 jonjon87
Joined: 10/25/2008
Msg: 178 (view)
 
where is the weirdest place u had sex???
Posted: 7/21/2009 1:59:16 PM
I have a few good ones.
One time when i was coming back from the beach, I was unable to do anything because it was to packed with families. s on the way home, i started fingering my ex on the highway. got really intense so she had to pull over and we went at it in the back seat, while cars drove by. ;) not bad for a quickie

another time was with this girl i was just dating. we were walking though a park trying to find a place to go at it. because her house was filled with family that day. so on the baseball park on the bleachers. i ripped off her pants bent her over and have a blast. let me remind you that this was near an air port. so a lot of plans went by watching us.

this is why i love european woman. such an open minded bunch


 
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